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| An individual such as Will is not to be trusted. Not even by himself. The natural order of things dictates that poor dumb animals (or 'Will') must be kept in their natural place. Will is often drunk and unruley. He says things that have no place in normal conversation. He does things that would worry even Jim Carey. Add alcohol (or 'Mischief Juice') into the equation and you have a recepie for disaster. The solution for a public enemy in a 21st century? The Will Stick. |
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| My ex-housemate, Kris, invented the Will Stick. He found a handy looking stick somewhere close to where he lived. He comes from the country, where such things thrive. For fun, he started whittling patterns into the stick. It soon became clear that this was a very special stick, and would be wasted it were used for ornamental purposes alone. Wrapping coarse string around the handle completed the look. This was a weapon to be feared. It was at this time that we realised the awesome power that the stick had upon Will. He instinctively had a fear of the sick. Much as Kryptonite existed as the ultimate weapon against Superman, should he ever go bad, we had found the ultimate Will deterrent. The world could rest in safety once more. | |||||||||||