Will Jelbert's Sayings

1. I saw Kate last night. Naked.

2. On smoking: Consuming fire is like becoming like hell itself

3. Last night I spoke to a convicted criminal in the Red Cow. He got out of jail yesterday.

4. My toungue did the talking.

5. On tonights episode: Will pulls 4 girls. Ladies, you are about to ener the most facinating sphere of police activity. The world of Will�s bedroom.

6. Last night I pulled 4 girls. Shit! She�s still downstairs.

7. Saturday mornings are corny but I like them none the less.

8. I said to Tom�s girlfriend: do you want to come back to my bed and we can take turns.

9. I said to this bird , look i�m a bit different from normal blokes and she said �I noticed�.

10. Girls just kept on saying to me last night �look, you just blatently want to sleep with me.� 2 girls said that last night, and I said :  �no, I�m looking for a deep emotional relationship.� And then she said �alright� and snogged me