Why Not?

Seddonistic tips on how to waste your free time.

Pay a hog money.

Go to bed early.

Have some average noodles.

Teach some mice to go the wrong way around a carefully constructed maze.

Act disgruntled when doing things that you actually enjoy.

Ask Prince how he intends to party now.

Fine dogs for letting their owners foul the pavement.

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