Suggs breaks land speed record

And now it�s time to answer the question that�s been on everyone�s lips �What has ex-madness singer, Suggs, been doing this week?� Suggs is with me now in the studio.
Well, this week, Mark, I�ve been breaking the land speed record.
That was you was it.
Yes, that was me, I think I did 700mph in a desert somewhere with my co-pilot Jenny Powell, of Wheel of Fortune Fame.
Describe your car, Suggs.
Er, it was long, and um, streamlined, yeah that�s it, and oh yeah, it had an aeroplane engine or something.
With that amount of accuracy, there can be no doubt of your claim, Suggs.
See, I am the best.
Could you just explain one thing though
Yes?
Why would they choose you and Jenny Powell to pilot this car?
Why on earth not? I was in a top pop band, I wear baggy trousers, so would be able to take them off in a hurry if they caught fire, plus I present my own show on channel 5. And as for Jenny, well, she can point at numbers and things, an invaluable skill in beating records.
Well that�s what Suggs was doing this week
Goodbye <sings in background �Our house in the middle of our desert� over & over>