Suggs meets Bill Clinton

And now it�s time to answer the question that�s been on everyone�s lips �What has ex-madness singer, Suggs, been doing today?� Suggs is with me now in the studio. How�s it going?
To tell the truth it�s not so good.
What�s happened?
Well, it seems I�ve become embroiled in a bit of a sex scandal.
Really?
Yes, Mark. Tell me, are you familiar with a certain country across the Atlantic, called the USA of America?
Yeah.
Well, they�ve got an important chappie, called Bill Clinton, the President�s husband or something.
He is actually the President.
Really? That wasn�t what I was lead to believe. Anyway, he invited me to see him.
Why would the President of America want to see you?
I would have thought it was patently obvious, Mark, he�s a fan. Remember, Mark, I am a presenter of my own kareokei show on channel 5, plus am an ex-member of  top pop band �Madness�.
Ok, now I can see why he�d want to see you. What�s this sex scandal business?
Well, I was chatting to Bill about my musical career, when suddenly he groped my buttocks!
What?!
He then started making all of these lewd comments. I like a bit of mischief as much as the next channel 5 presenter, after all, I did write �the House of Fun�, but this wasn�t on.
What happened next?
I promptly left, and consulted my lawyer, Jenny Powell, of Wheel of Fortune Fame. She advised me to go to the press and make as much money as possible, which is what I�m going to do. It is the American way.
Thank you, Suggs! Say, do you know Robin Cook?
You know full well I can�t talk about that.
Well that�s what Suggs did yesterday.
Goodbye <sings in background �Our White House in the middle of our sex scandal� over & over>