Rob Reames, newsboy extrordinaire, is no stranger to controversy, having cut his teeth on the Stuart Laurence Radio Show.
In an effort to forget the thing that Staurt did to him, he drinks intoxicating liquids at any opportunity.

His hobbies include:
* Dressing up as a bunny at Cowboy & Indian fancy dress parties as a political statement.
* Claming to have invented the Cocktail Umbrella.
* Collecting Celtic Runes.
* Tracking the next boy band sensations.
* Poisoning any newsboy that may userp his newsboy crown.