Pop Facts: The Spice Girls

Pop Fact! Geri is an 8 year old girl trapped in the body of a 32 year old man.

Pop Fact! The Spice Girls often refer to themselves in the 3rd person, which is both FREAKY and humorous at the same time.

Pop Fact ! Scary Spice is the most frightening woman you could ever possibly meet.

Pop Fact! Posh Spice can often be found in front of magical mirrors, asking questions of the �who is the fairest of them all variety�.

Pop Fact! Claims that Geri is the person so often referred to in world war films is false.

Pop Fact! If you play �Wannabe� backwards you hear a sinister subliminal message along the lines of: �Isn�t it enough to play this backwards? You have too much time on your hands. Get a life.�

Pop Fact! Scary Spice only decided to become a pop superstar when she was given strange alien superpowers by a mysterious benefactor.

Pop Fact! The Spice Girls were at first very popular, and pushed through some arguably very dynamic and successful socio-economic policies...
Eh?
... the most far reaching of the supply side policies were far reaching Trade Union Reforms, but the positive impact on entrepreneurship of cutting the higher levels of income tax.
Mark, what...
Shush. Towards the end though the Spice Girls lost it a little, proving to be unpopular with others in Parliament and Europe. Still loved by many, the Spice Girls will be remembered for their domineering attitude and handbag.
If I can just intervene here. I think what you�ve done there, Mark, is to confuse popsters, the Spice Girls, yeah, with a pioneer of girl power, the first woman Priminister, Margaret Thatcher, do you see?
Ah yes. Yes I do see that I've done that.

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