| Hall Cleaners (the day after Prince Edward was in the news): Alright Beryl, how�s your feet? Oh, me Corns are still sore, but you know I�m bearing up� Ere, I�ve been using that text messaging on my mobile phone. Oh yeah, thas good, thad is. I�ve got me one of they. You�ve got a mobile phone? Oh yeah. I aven�t seen you with it? Well, I keeps it at home. At home? Well, I don�t want to be carrying it about. It would be a nuisance wouldn�t it? The batteries might run out might they? Um yeah. <KNOCK> Oh, don�t you worry about that lover, nothing I haven�t seen before � got sons of my own. I�ll just oover, love. So what were you saying about texting then? Well, I�m getting all the latest news texted to me. To you? To me! That�s right. I�ve just been finding all about this Prince William photos thing. Oh yeah? Well, it seems that Prince Edward�s company has been very naughty and been taking photos of Prince William. Hmm, well I don�t know why he�d want to film him anyway. Why�s that then? Well, I thought Prince Edward made Pornography films Porn film? Well, the company is called �Hard On� productions. No Beryl � it�s �Ardent� productions. Oh� did I ever tell you about when I was a porn star. You a porn star? Well, readers wives anyway. |