Monty Python for the Millennium-
The Bridgekeeper

Monty Python recently reformed for a TV special, but here's a modern day update of a sketch that didn't make it onto the show...

Bridge Keeper: Halt! Who goes there?

Tony Blair: It is I ,Tony, king of the new Britons.

Bridge Keeper: Anyone who wants to cross the Bridge of Death must answer questions three!

John Prescott: I�ll go first, I�m not afraid.

Bridge Keeper: What is your name?

John Prescott: John Prescot

Bridge Keeper: What is your favourite colour?

John Prescott: Brown.

Bridge Keeper: How much is a pint of bitter in the commons� bar?

John Prescott: �2.15

Bridge Keeper: You have answered correctly. You may go pass.

David Blunket: I�ll go next. Go ahead bridgekeeper, I'm not afraid.

Bridge Keeper: What is your name?

David Blunket: David Blunket

Bridge Keeper: What is your quest?

David Blunket: The quest for poor quality education for all.

Bridge Keeper: How many fingers am I holding up?

David Blunket: I don�t know that! AAARGH!

Bridge Keeper: HEH HEH

Tony Blair: Oh bugger. Its me.

Bridge Keeper: Any who cross the bridge of death must first answer these questions three.

Tony Blair: Ask your questions.

Bridge Keeper: I must warn you. They�re topical.

Tony Blair: Go ahead. New Labour is not afraid to make the tough decisions .

Bridge Keeper: Name the Spice Girls.

Tony Blair: Lets see. Sporty, Scary,  Posh and Baby.

Bridge Keeper: Who is your favourite Teletbbie?

Tony Blair: Po!

Bridge Keeper: Hmmm? Your final question. What is your email address?

Tony Blair: What? My home address or the official address?

Bridge Keeper: I don�t know that! Wait! AAAAAARGGGG!

Based on the 'Bridge of Death' from The Holy Grail.