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| Mingpod#8 Hello, And welcome to Mingpod#8, the ezine that doesn't pay any attention to periods of prolonged absence (*1) and gives you the detail on the sites that have bin juicing my moose, cool gossip, jokes and things stolen from other websites. If you want to be taken off this list or want someone to be added, then email: [email protected] Warning: May contain ideas and words that cause irritation. Well, how the world has changed since the last Mingpod: XpressionFM 87.7 has now well and truly replaced URE. My Citywide show absolutely blasted off big style. I was popping my collar all over the place. http://www.xpressionfm.com When last I Podded, Westlife were at the top of their game. Now they languish on the pop scrapheap, 2nd fiddle to a Popstar soap. Believe me when I say woo-hoo! I've been going digital camera Cerayzee, and the results can be seen here: http://uk.photos.yahoo.com/seddonism All new Message Bored at: http://bornsleepy.co.uk (so feel free to leave brain nuggets there) >> Music << Blasting off on my stereo at the moment: Westwood: The Album http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000026Q76/o/qid=987172388/sr=8-1/202-4400210-9693422 Gorrilaz http://www.cd-wow.com/detail_results.php?cat=normal&item=GORI001 Singles: * Pepe Deluxe/ Before You Leave (out 30 April) that tune from the Levis Twisted ad. * MOP/ As Cold As Ice Napalm Death play the Cavern on 25th April. Pop Fact! That "Belly's gonna get you" Reebock ad tune is by ND. In a video post-production studio in Soho, a few weeks ago, technicians were spotted editing Geri Halliwell's It's Raining Men video. Their work consisted of painstakingly superimposing Geri's head onto a (proper) dancer's body, frame by frame. Still, it's probably easier than taking dancing lessons... >> TV << Apparently Southpark's Trey Parker and Matt Stone's have new series, called That's My Bush, with episodes with story-lines such as Bush's fraternity buddies coming over to witness an execution. >> On The Net << Your daily dose of happiness at: http://www.despair.com/ "We really shouldn't put down Christians so much, but sometimes they just do it for themselves. oh dear... TD" http://www.jesus-diet.com/urine.htm Unintentionally hilarious Irish educational site. http://www.coolchoices.ie/flashsite/alcohol/index.htm Sounds cool, but my work netnanny blocks my access: http://www.furnitureporn.com David Hasselhoff is anti-christ. Official! http://www.esquilax.com/baywatch/index.shtml Incidentally, You can sell your soul here: http://www.inconnect.com/~ace/hell/contract.html When you get towed by a dolphin, the only thing to hold onto is its penis. Dolphins seem to enjoy this, and this encourages some weird people to try to become the dolphins' sexual partners. Websites like http://www.dolphinsex.org are full of useful advice for dolphin shaggers, such as "In the interests of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you." FYI: Some men in the Amazon rub powdered dolphin penis into their cocks - claiming it's an aphrodisiac. Sounds a bit fishy... The greatest work of art on the web right now is the Jamie Oliver collection. http://www.hairytongue.com/gallery/fattongue.shtml The site had the the below request: >From that Oliver Gallery, photo of a cyborg thing >"Can anyone tell me what this is? I'm not a great Sci-wank fan. > Still, it had me laughing." And I replied: >I think Star Trek's a bit wanky, but it looks like a Borg, the nemisis of many a tight suited space ship captain. And the Website guy replies: "Thanks Mark, You may try and disguise it with your "think"s and your "looks like"s But the truth is, you love Star Trek and you have them all (and every episode, old and new) on video and rather than engage with real people on any sort of social level, you prefer to load up your video 'friends' anytime and have a swift one off the wrist too. Don't you? Still, cheers for the information. I feel that little bit wiser." Andrew Sheerin - Web Editor - www.hairytongue.com How to dance properly: http://home.earthlink.net/~zefrank/invite/swfs/navigation.html http://raketik.com/workshop2/workshop.html http://www.dancingpaul.com/ >> Poetry Corner << Worms By Tom Nobody likes me, everybody hates me Because I live on worms Big fat juicy ones, skinny weeny weeny ones See them wiggle and squirm Bite their heads off, ssssss their juice out Throw their skins away. Nobody knows how much we thrive On worms three times a day TXT Poem By Will Life on trains Siphons out my brains Nothing Remains >> Bemusing Text of the Month << IS it you on the C4 late ad for web cam thingy? A dead ringer. Sumit >> Featured Catchphrase << "It's what she would have wanted" (Eliciting the response; "What do you mean? It's what she would have wanted! That makes no sense!") >> Mingpod featured forward << Dilbert's Rules of Order 1. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either. 2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. 3. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. 4. Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue. 5. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing him again. 6. I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem. 7. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? 8. My reality check just bounced. 9. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. 10. I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier. 11. You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. 12. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. 13. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. 14. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience. 15. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the behind. 16. Don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 17. After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before. 18. The more junk you put up with, the more junk you are going to get. 19. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. 20. Eat one live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse can happen to you that day. 21. If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done. 22. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried. **************************************************** Mingpod #8 April 2001 To subscribe/ unsubscribe/ contribute/ comment: [email protected] Past issues of The Mingpod are available at: http://www.mingpod.com (*1) Ok. It does, clearly. I mean, this asterisk is here for a start. |