Features
A show needs ideas as well as people. These are the Seddonistic features that have recently aired, or are soon to crop up.
Previously on Seddonism
Edited highlights.
Beatles Bit
Ex-Beatles (George Harrison, Ringo, Paul McCartney, John Lennon, Noel Gallager, Mick Jagger) reminisce about Beatles songs and events.
Intro, over classical music, introducing each anecdote/person.
George: Loud, thinks he�s George Lucas.
Ringo: Thinks he founded the group. Intensely proud of Thomas the Tank Engine.
Paul: Boring. Likes vegetable pie. Thinks he�s still hip
John: Not dead. Keeps emphasising this fact.
Mick Jagger: Bemused as to why he�s being asked.
Noel Gallager: Claims to have been in the group.
Birthdays
Gemini style birthdays, but obviously inaccurate, and made up
The Gallery
Review of new music releases, based entirely on the record sleeve cover.
Shaun Rider�s Entertainment Newsdesk
Ex-Happy Mondays frontman, with a cake fixation presents the entertainment roundup, in his own unique style.
Dr. Elmer (business) Trouble Shooter
People come to him with problems, he comes up with rather inappropriate solutions. He likes dinosaurs.
David Hasselhoff presents an Exeter University Society.
Prompted by conjecture on what goes on. �if only David Hasselhoff could explain��
When Life Goes Bad
Discussion of area of life/story where something has gone wrong (haircuts, lectures�)
The Hate Caf�
Member of team (or someone on the phone) rants about something that has been particularly annoying them.
Totally Inappropriate Movie Trailers
Movie trailer done in on of those voices.
Simpsons Singalong.
Play Simpsons tune into
Today�s Charity Case
Story from papers, read in weepy style. Catch-phrase: �but not in that voice�. Bad pun into next record.
Pick of the Web
Review & features from selected web page.
Top 10
Lists etc, probably from web
Everything you wanted to know about **** (but didn�t know to ask)