In 1996, a Naive Mark thought he knew it all and came up with a list of
EXETER STUDENT DON'TS...

*Don�t piss in your sink without taking your washing
out.

*Don�t do anything embarrassing if the cleaner is just outside your door.

*Don�t drink too much at Cocsoc, have near total memory loss, return to your
room and throw up in your toaster, not that I've ever done that or anything.

*Don�t forget to put on a dressing gown when the fire alarm test goes off and
stand outside in just your boxer shorts.

*Don�t forget to patronise the Esso station, their cheeseburger makes
excellent value for money, whatever hour it is.

*Don�t spend too much time working, the first year only has to be passed,
regardless of how well you do,

*Don�t play your music quietly- you�re a student now.

*Don�t go into the Turk�s head pub and declare that Marines are all poofs.

*Don�t wait too long before getting your student loan.

*Don�t drink too much Stella and throw up in the Lemmy in front of all your
mates, but don�t judge anyone that has done this, er, for some reason.

*And remember, if you see someone without a smile, give them one of yours,
who knows, they might even give you a shag!