BIG BIRD EXPLAINS...
ABOUT BABIES 

During filming of Sesame St. Big Bird runs into trouble with a TV producer...

Hi , I�m Big Bird , and today I�m going to tell you how babies are made . You see, when a man and a woman love each other  very much

No , sorry , that simply isn�t P.C. enough.

Uh , ok . If a man and a woman or a woman and a woman ,or a man and a man love each other very much...

>> No matter what race , creed or skin colour..

Ok... no  matter what race , creed or skin colour

>> Or religion

Or religion. Well , when they kiss , they make a baby , who is delivered by a stalk down the chimney...

NO Big Bird. This is the 90�s . We can�t mollycoddle our children any longer.

Right. The baby is dropped in a cabbage patch.

No Big Bird .... You know... anyone could be in that yellow bird suit.

Ok . I was lying . Babies are made by sex ... can you say sex boys and girls ?
S (boing) E (boing) X (boing)
Then ... 9 months later

No! The children must be told the truth !

Oh God!...right. The man gets out his penis and puts into the woman's vir-

>> NOT IF IT ISN'T BLOODY 12 INCHES....12 INCHES! JUST HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO COMPETE WITH THAT!

Uh...boss?

That bitch just fecking left me for that basted . I mean, I�m here making socially sensitive , politically correct childrens viewing and there she is eloping with some male stripper she met on a hen night .. I mean it�s just  not on , I�m a 90�s caring guy ..