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Ask Jeeves is a site that will help you find web pages and encourages the webist to type in actual questions. So - Just how good is it? I decided to test by asking Jeeves some questions...

(To see the results of my actual questions, click on the question mark.)

Where can I find old photos with humerous captions like you find on the front of cards?
Answered? Kind of
Best Solution: Cool, retro cards, but without witty captions. http://www.retroactive.com/Postcards/
Cool Sites I found by accident: Wit City a humour online 'zine
Oddest Site Suggested: Fake ID cards

Where can I find naked pictures of the Simpsons?
Answered? Well, lots of Simpsons links. None nude, though.
I did, however happen upon a rediculous amount of porn, and nude celebrities.

Where can I find pictures of monkeys in party hats?
Answered? I've got lots of pictures of monkeys, including at photos to go.
Weird site: Celebrities or Monkeys?

Where can I get a good shafting?
Answered? Not at all! Disappointingly, only 1 filthy site is suggested.

Where can I find Tips on Shop Lifting?
Answered? Well, no. Tips on lifting, yes
Weird Site: Tipping tips

Where can I find On This Day in History Facts, like a really bad local DJ?
Answered? Yes! I found a great today in history page!
Best: The Useless knowlege page, with facts, today inhistory, today's birthdays - everything!

Where can I find a webcam of someone that has no idea it is there?
Answered? Kind of.
Website most likely to belong to an axe murderer: Icepick has a webcam everywhere, taking photos of everyone who ring his doorbell- insane!
I have since found this site which is a hidden spycam in a public toilet in Denmark.

Can I build a nuclear missile in my own home?
Answered? Almost
Background: Nuclear Facts, history, weapons @ our nuclear era.

Where can I find the living reincarnation of Hitler?
Answered? No.
Anything Interesting? Well, I found out that there's a film called 'Even Hitler Had A Girlfriend'.

Suggestions of questions to ask? Or decent answers to my questions?
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