SEDDONISM PRESENTS...
The Unfishing Hobby

Hello, it is i again, MARK SEDDON (it is me), the dean of the university of hobby, with another magnificent hobby.
This hobby is called unfishing and is good for people who love the environment and nature, HATE conventional hobbies,
and have a panchant for theft.
-what you will need for this hobby:
*a bucket
*a fishermans hat
*a flask of weak lemon drink
To begin this hobby go to your local fish market ,if they have live fish, or aquarium. Using your hat as a disguise say;
"hmmm, yes fish are goood". THEN QUICKLY shout "hahahahahah i tricked you I think fish are rubbish and unfit for human consumption" . You must grab one OR two fish and put them in your bucket ,and pour your weak lemon drink over the fish to keep them alive. REMEMBER a good weak lemon drink will be so diluted that it will have no negative effect on the fish. You must now run away, perhaps pushing over some tanks as a diversion.
Once you have made your escape, make your way to a stretch of fresh water, and throw the fish in BUT NOT BEFORE you have licked the weak lemon drink off the fishes scaley skin.You may now drink the rest of your weak lemon drink, happy in the knowledge that you have completed sucessfuly another hobby.
This hobby is good as it provides additional resources -ie fish to this nations much depleated waters and introduces new breeds to our rivers and lakes, eg japanese blow fish
Now do your hobbies, DO THEM!!!

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