MARK'S GREAT TV IDEAS

Ryce Jones on Ryce Jones (or however the hell you spell it)
Griff Ryce-Jones presents a documentary about Sophie Ryce-Jones. While sitting on her. (note: the concept can be reversed)

Cooking with Gaz
Children's TV presenter Gaz Topp cooks. Its that simple.

Coogan with Cougars
Lecherous TV comic Steve Coogan is put in a cage with coogars. Then attacked.

Hale & Pace on Hail and Pace.
TV duo Hale & Pace present a series on heavy rain, its speed and disaterous concequences. Note: Thisdoesn't have to be any good- it can be extended to include pace, any speeds, peace, and a history of Nazi salutes.

All Saints
The All Saints pop group present a series about the saints. (All of them)

Starr Wars
Kenneth Starr (or that crap comedian) presents a series on wars, with analogies to the film Star Wars. And presedential sex (note: if using bad comedian, do not feature sex bit).

This was based on the TV pitches of Lee & Herring as shown on 'This Morning With Richard Not Judy'.
(so thanks for that then)