Sister Martina

You're often given flyers as you come out of a London tube station. Nothing new there. However, a couple of years ago, whilst working over the summer, that I was given this flyer, scanned in on the right. I've circled just a few of the mistakes that I found on the flyer.
Is it possible that these mistakes were made on purpose? Could this be a great new strategy to et people to react to your ads. If not, before printing, and handing out the flyers that will form the basis of one's living, you might ask someone to give it a quick read thru.
My favourite bit is the ending:
"98% Accurate Guaranteed to help you"
I wouldn't be sure about the accuracy given the hideous grasp of the English language. Plus 98% is very specific- just how much research into the realm of her psycic powers did she do to get this figure?

Sister Martina
Palm & Tarot Card Reader
Advisor Spiritualist

Are you living a life of pain, sorrow, unhappiness and confusement. Those the one you love don�t love you. Are you suffering in a dead end job? Are you having a problems with friends and families? Are you a lone in life or those everything do wrong? Do you feel that there is some form of bad luck or evil influences around you? Well now is the time to stop living this on normal unhappy life, bad luck and evil is not a normal part of life with my god given powers and strength. I can remove, protect and destroy all bad luck and evil influences in you and around you. If you. If you thought you can only be  happy in your dreams, look at the others who have it all and are happy and wish you can be like them. Now is the time to help yourself before its to late. Do not let evil run or ruin your life any longer.  I do have the power to help in all problems in life.  No problem is to big or to small for me to cure.  Stop dreaming and live that life you really want. You may think not me or any one can help you, but what your eyes see, your heart will believe.  I am the answer to your prayers.

If I am wrong you loose nothing,
but if I am wright you have gained everything!!
Guarantee to help you

If you been to others with no successes and only added to your problems, please do not compare me.  I am a true and genuine psychic  and spiritualist who cares and wants to see you happy.

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