Rabbi Williams
Spiritual advisor to the stars

Drawing on his preachings at the Synagogue of life.

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Dear Rabbi,
We�re a famous all girl pop group and we persist on writing songs that go on for a long time and Never Ever go anywhere � can you help?
Anon.

Oy Vey! Again wit the singing and the whining, and the �oh no- we cant finish the song, let�s just fade it out at the end�. But the way that I see it,
When you said what you wanna say
And you know the way you wanna play (yeah)
You�ll be so high you�ll be flying.
That is to say, who cares too much about the music. As long as you take pride in your work- and make the most of your success then don�t worry too much. You�ve got hutspa, and I appreciate that. Almost as much as your lovely pert buttocks. Keep on going to those premiers, looking nice in the gossip mags, and everyone�s happy.
By the way, I�m opening an envelope tomorrow- fancy coming along?


Dear Rabbi,
My friend Chris says you�re going out with his ex, Geraldine, who is well dirty. And she is the girl that you is now doing. He say�s that if you don�t admit it then you�re a girl.
Danny B.

Ay! Again with the degrading of the fairer sex. But the way I see it,
If there�s somebody calling me on
She�s the one
She�s the one.
I think I�ll dump her soon though. You�re right about her being dirty.