SEDDONISM PRESENTS...
The Pubcrawling Hobby

PUB CRAWLING HOBBY
This hobby is good if you like pubs and/ OR being touched by nurses.
WHAT YOU WILL NEED FOR THIS HOBBY
*a mobile phone
*private medical cover
*AND AFLASK OF WEAK LEMON DRINK
To do this hobby you must walk to the Turk's Head pub in Exeter, using your legs, NO OTHER FORM OF TRANSPORT IS ACCEPTABLE! Enter the pub and declare in a loud voice: "I HATE MARINES AND FOOTBALL, BUT LOVE GERMANS AND GAY MEN!".
After the first blow has been landed on your face you must crawl out of the pub before you are killed OR suffer permanent brain damage. Now use your mobile phone to get an ambulance.
You may now relax in the luxury that only private medical care can recieve.
NOW DRINK YOUR WEAK LEMON DRINK, you must do this as you cannot yet eat
solid food.
DO YOUR HOBBIES .DO THEM!
This is the best hobby ever, from Mark Seddon, the commander in chief of
the army of hobby.

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