Texting
(a collection of smaller moments)
14/11/00
<In response to the request that she "dance monkey girl, dance!">
I'm no monkey and I wouldn't dance no matter how loud you play that
flute.
6/11/00
White rabbit. Making tape. Feeeed yooour head.
11/11/00
<suggesting names for the web page other than "Kitty">
Krutshov, Kmer, Kalinka, Kambayah, Kamerat, Kream, Kalinkova,
Kassandra, Ken, or even Kaleidoskopian mystery woman.
14/11/00
That posh mad couple on Ruby Wax <Clarissa and the Countryman> are
signing books in Waterstones: I live in the navel of the earth!!!
15/11/00
Now I'm bored. Even though I should have been somewhere. But I'm not,
instead I'm in bed. Unable to go anywhere because of alkohole scent...
Entertain me!
21/11/00
You'r rammaging my reptile.. or bombarding my bamboo. Not? Ur
defenately superdelicpulverising my fungus! So there... Ha! Val Kilmer
21/11/00
Stretch my salamander21/11/00 11:52
I know: ur tickling my mouse. NB not to use in Norway where mouse is something else-girly. And we don�t want to tickle that one, do we?
21/11/00 16:08
I�m sorry but U keep harassing my hummingbird!
22/11/00 14:40
Recent incidents has made me realice I do not particularly like photocopying machins.
25/11/00 17:35
Hello mr. Salrsarsaking. Are U spending all day wherever U are, or do U want to go to slsa gig?
25/11/00 21:02
We were wiiiiiild. Whild in the streets. We were wiiiild. Rock me! <guitar solo>. Oh-Oh-Oh wild in the streats. Bon Jovy kicks arse!
25/11/00 21:22
Earth calling. This is your captain speaking, the rear mirror fell off: life belt is on. Going to frikin salsa soon. Comming?
27/11/00 15:05
To releave tention one can either take a stress management course or call for the spirit of Guy Faulk. There are a few more options as well, but they are either
04/12/00 19:55
Ok. I�m at library, surfing the electronic sea of confusion. Aalborg uni neste stopp.
06/12/00 14:41
The excitements of the day; new, temperamentsful doorbell. Glockenspiel! Don�t push it to much or it�ll put it�s bells down and sulk.
30/12/00 12:16
I�m back, sewxier than ever! How are you loverboy? Feeling fresh and ready? Will 2001 be a good year? Or just another one. I�m foggy today.
31/12/00 00:47
Good night darling! Briskeby rules!
31/12/00 22:48
I�m in the mood for dancing, romancing. Macho, he�s got to be so macho! And U, loverboy?
01/01/01 2:05
Pulled? Shag her, darling! Hi-ha,
01/01/01 15:46
New years was very good for me indeed! Managed to wear high heels! Danced to abba. Met the neighbours. Spilt wine on carpet and people. A good night.