Guest vocalist

Hello lazy artists' helpline.
Hi, I was wondering if you could help me, ive got  this Long song that doesn�t really go anywhere, and I thought I could use a guest vocalist .
Well, we�ve got Coco, singer of �Tocas Miracle�, she�s very popular at the moment.
Oh, really, what�s she like?
Well, she does look like Hatti Jaques from the Carry On Films.
Ah, now you see, that isn�t really what I�m looking for.
On the books we also have Lisa �left eye� Lopez, and as the 100th customer to use her, you�ll get a special discount.
No, that�s not right either. Do you have any male vocalists?
Well, yes, we�ve actually got a new very popular singer.
Who da man?
Richard Blackwood da man!
Who da man?
Richard Blackwood da man!
Who da man?
Richard Blackwood da man!
No, that sounds a bit rubbish.
How about that guy off Sting's Song does all that wailing, he�ll bring a bit of Easter mystery to any dull tune.
No, that�s not for me.
Eminem�s available too
Well, I don�t have any swearing in my songs.
Ah, that would be extra in that case.
None of these seem  right. I don�t know what to do
Well clips from movies are very popular at the moment
What have you got?
Conan the Barbarian�s on special.
I�ll take it!