FIQ
Frequently Ignored Questions

Name?
Mark Seddon

DOB?
21/2/1978

The World ends in 24 hours. What do you do?
I will be finalising my destruction plans. Mwah hah hah!

Are muscles generous sea creatures?
No, they're shellfish.

Fave Simpsons quote:
Mmm... sacrilicious!

What would you like on your gravestone?
Mark Seddon is lying here. Nice to see death hasn't changed him.

Whales- save 'em, or harpoon 'em?
Shave 'em