Batman Sketch

Somewhere in Gotham a crime is occurring, but the citizens of the town need not worry, for they know that they will have Batman�s ever vigilant eye watching over them and protecting them...

The Riddler is at this moment conducting a daring bank raid- quick Robin! To the Batcave!
I�m ready to go Batman! Gee, what kind of villainous acts could the Riddler be perpetrating- his clues are more baffling than the Readers Digest bumper puzzle book.
Hold on a second Robin.
What is it Batman? Are you formulating a cunning plan to trap the Riddler?
No Robin, it�s something more worrying than that crazy conundrum.
Holy magnitude! The Joker isn�t loose as well?
No, Robin.
That feline fury, the Catwoman isn�t up to her old tricks again?
No, Robin.
Well darn it, Batman, what is it?
It�s this Batsuit.
What! Has it been rigged? Lethal Latex Batman!
No, Robin. It�s just that, well.... does my bum look big in it?
What!
Come on, be honest, it does make my bum look big, doesn�t it?
Eh!
I overdid it with the spandex didn�t I... I mean, I told my designer not to overdo it, but somehow Carl convinces me to have the buttocks individually sculpted. I don�t think it work�s somehow.
What about the Riddler Batman?!
Oh, do you think he�s got it right with the snappy green suits do you. And that question mark motif, it�s just so adorable.
Batman, I really think that we ought to...
Tell me what you think, Robin, I really what your input on this. What about the cloak, do you think it makes me look  butch. And what about this bat thing, I thought about changing it, tell me, Robin, what do you think about Hamsters, I mean, they�re nice aren�t they?
Batman, we really ought to be catching the Riddler.
Robin! I simply can�t go out looking such a state. I�m going to have to stay in and get some new costume designs.
Holy fashion crisis!
Alfred. A fresh pot of tea and some fairy cakes please.
Very good sir.