Quickies!

Extreme Adult smuttiness...you have been warned

By:

Bren aka Godiva Covered Sam

S.A aka Naked Jack Feast

Sarah aka Chocolate Covered Danny

Authors' Note:

This is what happens when a certain French man runs around in Jack’s Boxers

into a chat room full of impressionable, hormonally challenged women. We

hereby blame this mad little romp on him!!!

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Part 1 - conversation by all three, text by S.A

It was Jack’s fault. Or more to the point, Jack’s boxers’ fault. And

Daniel’s. It was always Daniel’s fault somehow. This time, the klutzy

bookworm had run into Jack in the hall outside Sam’s lab, knocking Jack’s

birthday present for her crashing to the ground. It had been a bottle of

Godiva’s. Only the best for her.

Somehow, Daniel convinced Jack to get changed in Sam’s lab. He’d almost

finished when she entered just in time to catch a glimpse of his boxers.

Boxers covered in red lips and the phrase "Naked Feast" all over them.

"Oh, Jack!" Jack turned round, grinning as he saw Sam walking towards him.

"So that’s where the mess came from."

"Oh, Godiva…I mean Sam!"

She put her hand son her hips, standing quite close to him. "Ya know what,

flyboy? Screw you!"

"Isn’t that the point?"

She creased her forehead, pretending to be confused. "Um…well now you

mention it…"

"See."

"Which way to the nearest closet?"

He raised an eyebrow. "With or without cameras?"

"Lets go without, shall we?"

He looked up and down the corridor, working it out in his head. "Hmm,

probably the one just down the hall… might be a tight squeeze though."

"Tight, you say?" She grinned widely.

He nodded, "Very very tight…assuming we can fit in."

"I’m sure we can squeeze in somehow…"

"Yeah, but we might fall back out."

She giggled, sobering when she realised what exactly that meant. "That would

be…very embarrassing to say the least"

"Yeah, very…think we’ll make it to my quarters?"

She didn’t hear him, still thinking over the closet problems. "And if we

lock the door and get trapped…"

He shrugged, "Trapped doesn’t sound too bad"

Catching up with his question she stepped back. "If we don’t touch each

other between here and there…better not take the lift…then again…"

"But if it happened to break down on the way."

"Hmm…could take me hours to fix."

His grin widened. "And you’ll need lots of breaks."

Her grin matched his, "Hours and hours."

"Lots of hours, but what if they fix it first?"

They didn’t hear Danny moving up behind them. Putting on his best technician

accent he said, "Er, General Hammond sir, why has the lift stopped in

between levels twenty and twenty one?"

They jumped, turning to face him, Sam shaking her head before turning back

to Jack. "Trust me, they wont be able to."

"Ok, we’ll go for the lift…does it have cameras?"

Her smile turned to a smirk, "Not since I disabled them."

He nodded, impressed. "Good, because there are some things Hammond should

never see."

"Like your naked ass?"

"Give him a heart attack," Danny pointed out, making sure that they didn’t

forget him.

He looked at her in confusion, "You like my naked ass… why shouldn’t he see

it?"

"While you two are busy I’ll go find Janet," Danny looked from one to the

other, waiting for them to notice him.

"Ya want him seeing my naked ass?" She asked.

"You have a perfectly nice naked ass."

She rolled her eyes, turning to Danny. "Tell Janet hi…and just kiss her and

get it over with already!"

Jack nodded. "Yeah, go grab Janet and find somewhere that isn’t our lift."

Sam turned back to him, replying to his comment about her ass. "Well yes,

that’s obvious, but that’s not at all the point."

"What is the point? I got distracted by the view."

"We’ll make do with the infirmary," Danny grinned.

Sam looked at him in interest. "She probably has a spare bed down there" She

licked her lips. "Hey Jack, maybe after the ride in the lift, we should head

over to the infirmary...you know, while Daniel has Janet nicely distracted."

"Yeah, good idea."

"Well, what’re we waiting for?"

He looked slightly embarrassed. "But if she sees my naked ass she may want

to stick needles into it."

Danny laughed. "I’ll have her distracted, don’t you worry."

"I don’t think needles will be on her mind in the least." Sam added.

He nodded in support. "Good, then let’s go."

The trio broke apart, Daniel running one way, and Jack and Sam running in the

opposite direction—together.

Part 2

by Bren Ren

They ran into the lift hand in hand after Danny conveniently distracted

Janet.

When they reached level 20, Sam kicked the fuse panel opened, grabbed a

fistful of wires and yanked hard. The lift grinded to a halt and the lights

flickered out. Sam was thrown into Jack’s arms, though not entirely by the

lift. They stood there for a moment in darkness enjoying all the sensations

blindness accentuated.

Then the emergency lighting system kicked in. The emergency phone began

ringing shrilly. Jack grabbed it and barked into it. He passed it to Sam,

who explained that faulty wiring had shorted out, and it would take her a

few hours to fix it, and no, thanks, she didn’t need any assistance.

She slammed the phone and turned to Jack with a positively predatory grin.

She stalked across the tiny room and grabbed him by the front of his

t-shirt.

"Come here, Flyboy," she purred as she tugged him close for a kiss. Their

lips melded together, fused by the heat of their passion. Sam reached up to

run her fingers through his short hair. She lapped and teased his lips

until he stabbed his tongue deep in her mouth, probing, devouring.

She fought back hard and the duel was on, fierce and strong. Lips and

tongues and teeth clashed as the tension between them grew. Tension that

had been growing, evolving, taking on a life of its own. She reached

between them and tore his shirt off as he mirrored her action. Jack dipped

down and began kissing her neck, trailing down to her glorious cleavage.

His lips never leaving her skin, his fingers made short work of her bra

clasp and her breasts sprang free. He reached around to cup the generous

mounds, kneading and caressing before his lips captured her nipple. He

flicked his tongue across it a couple of times before suckling first gently,

then not so gently as she began to squirm.

As he began treating her other nipple to the same delectable ministrations,

Sam’s hand managed to open his trousers, which dropped to the floor

unnoticed. She reached inside his boxers and grasped his engorged cock in a

firm grip. He jerked his mouth off her nipple with a loud pop. He groaned

as she began to run her hand up and down the length of his hot shaft.

He managed to free the clasps of her pants and they fell to the floor, along

with her panties. His fingers deftly manipulated her sensitive folds,

seeking and exploring with the gentlest pressures. Sam moaned and grabbed

him even harder, her hand sliding faster around his dick. He slipped a

finger inside, then two, as his thumb found her clit. He began rubbing the

delicate bud in rhythm with her strokes, feeling the muscles deep inside her

tighten, preparing to explode. He couldn’t take anymore, he had to be

inside her, now!

He pulled his fingers out and she guided him into her. He filled her with

one swift plunge as she began to convulse around him. She wrapped her legs

around his waist as he propped her against the wall. She cried out his name

as he began caressing her throat with his lips. He left a searing path

trailing along her jaw line until he finally reached her lips for a kiss

that was surprisingly tender and gentle--surprising given the ferocity with

which he was pounding into her.

Jack reached between them and began to tease her sensitive clit once more as

he felt himself nearing his own peak. Sam moaned and cried out his name

once more as she began convulsing around him once again. He finally let go

completely, spilling his hot seed deep inside her.

He dropped butterfly kisses across her face as he tried to catch his breath.

He dropped to the ground with Sam sliding gently down the wall; they

remained glued at the hips, as it were. For a long time, neither spoke;

they just sat there staring at each other with goofy grins.

"Wow!"

"Wow?"

"Wasn’t it?"

"Mmmm…. Yeah. Wow."

They kissed again. "Good for you?"

"Amazing."

"So…. What’s next?"

"Well, next, I fix the lift’s wiring… then we head for the showers, get

cleaned up, and find a nice comfy bed in the infirmary…"

"I like the way you think!"

"You usually do… when you’re not complaining that I think to much."

"You do think to much!" He nipped at her chin before capturing her mouth in

another kiss. As it grew deeper and more impassioned, Jack felt certain

stirrings in his groin. "And if you keep kissing me like that, we’re never

gonna make it out of this lift!" Sam’s response was a little giggle and a

little wiggle just before locking lips with Jack once again.

****

Part 3

By Sarah (with lots of help from Bren)

Daniel walked into the infirmary with Jack and Sam’s words in mind, was it

really that obvious? Yeah it probably was.

"Hey Daniel what can I do for you?" Janet beamed.

"Uh…is anyone else here?"

"No, quiet day." She said looking for any cuts or bruises visible. "What

brings you here?"

"Oh uh." Daniel hesitated before crossing the distance between them and

planting his lips firmly over hers.

Janet froze for all of two seconds before her mind kicked in and she started

to kiss back. Before she passed out from asphyxiation, Janet pulled back.

"Daniel?" She panted.

"Yes?" He panted back.

"You took you’re friggin time!" She said and pushed him back onto one of the

infirmary beds, pulling his clothes off and starting to lick her way up his

body.

"Janet!" Daniel squealed as she licked her way up to his groin.

"Calm down Daniel." She said before continuing to lick.

"I’m calm." He said hoarsely before flipping Janet onto her back on the bed.

His tongue plunged into her mouth; glad at her response he started to dig

his fingers into her hair and pull her closer, greedy for more. His hands

began to wander down her neck, leaving trails of fire in their wake as he

caressed lower and lower. He pulled her coat off her shoulders and

unbuttoned her shirt; her skirt was the next to end up on the floor and soon

they were both totally naked.

Janet grinned as she took his hips in her hands and lowered Daniel onto and

into her. She pulled him deeper and deeper, clenching his stiff cock tightly

within her. He gasped, and she grabbed his face and pulled his mouth to

hers.

Slowly, deliberately, he began to slide out of her, then in again, She

grabbed his ass, trying to increase the pace, but he drilled into her with

maddeningly slow strokes.

"Daniel." She hissed as he plunged into her again.

Daniel quickened his pace, ramming harder and faster. He knew he wouldn’t be

able to hold on much longer, but he wanted to send Janet into orgasmic bliss

first. He trailed his lips from her mouth to her chin, then along her neck

to her chest. She cried out as he nipped at one of her nipples.

Janet dug her nails into Daniel’s bare back as he finally let loose,

erupting like a volcano, his hot seed exploding like lava inside her. Her

backs arched as his juices poured into her, letting her off like a firework

that missed the awaited 4th of July. All the frustration, all the

formalities of doctor/patient stripped away to the earliest of man’s

pleasures.

Daniel flopped onto the bed next to Janet panting.

"That…that was something."

"Something? Daniel, that was everything." Janet smiled as she reached to

wipe the sweat-drenched hair off her lovers’ forehead.

"We should have done this sooner."

"We should do this all the time."

"Daniel, just because Hammond didn’t want to see my naked ass, there is no

reason why he would want to see your naked ass."

Daniel and Janet sat up in shock to find a dishevelled Jack and Sam standing

in the doorway.

"Whoa Space Monkey, did not want a front view either!" Jack said holding his

arms up in front of his and Sam’s faces.

Daniel and Janet managed to find some of their clothes that were strewn

about the place.

"SG1!!!" Came a cry from the corridor outside, a second later Hammond strode

through the door looking very p’d off.

"General Sir, how lovely to see you. Are you having a nice day?"

"Shut up Colonel." He snapped. "I would like to know about any details you

might have on the malfunctioning lift and the camera’s in the lift."

Jack and Sam went red and tried to make themselves as small as possible.

Hammond turned to the bed and came face to face with semi naked Daniel and

Janet. His eyes bulged.

"How…wha…you…when…meh…eek…Doctors?" He said flabbergasted before falling to

the floor in a dead faint.

"You were wrong, it wasn’t a heart attack."

"I said heart attack if he saw your ass, not mine!"