Title: SG-1 and the pumpkins of doom or Sam saves the day again
Author: Secret Art
E-mail: [email protected]
Category: Extreme stupidness
Pairings: none
Spoilers: none
Summary: SG-1 is attacked by… pumpkins!
Disclaimer: Stargate Sg-1 and its characters are the property of Stargate (II) Productions, Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. This story is for entertainment purposes only and no money exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and
story are the property of the author.
Authors notes: I have no idea where this came from, I blame it on extreme lack of sleep, hyperactivity due to extreme amounts of chocolate and fizzy drinks. This means the quality of writing is not very high, as I cannot be bothered going through it and rewriting it.
It had started out as a normal mission. They had arrived at a planet full of trees, much to Jack’s annoyance, and started exploring.
Jack then proceeded to give out the orders; "Carter you set up camp, Teal’c you go North, Daniel you go south and I’ll go west."
Daniel asked, "Why doesn’t Sam check out the East?"
"Because Daniel, if she did she would end up in the ocean; now go!"
So off they all went, while Sam slowly put up all the tents.
Jack was the first to run into trouble. He was slowly strolling through fields of what looked like overgrown pumpkins, when he accidentally kicked one. He watched it roll down the hill; but then it got up and started walking towards him.
‘Ok that’s not right’ he thought. Then he thought ‘Oh Shit!’ as it turned out all the other pumpkins in the field could walk… and talk.
"Doom!…Doom!…Doom!" they were repeating over and over and over, whist those evil looking grins you can only get from pumpkins appeared on the faces of the closet few.
‘Time to leave’ he thought as he turned around and started running back to the camp.
Daniel and Teal’c had found the same problem where they had gone.
Sam however had absolutely no idea what was happening as she unpacked her lunch from her backpack and sat down to eat it.
Daniel was the first to arrive back at camp.
"Sam, run, we are under attack from Pumpkins!"
"Hmm, yeah whatever" was the only response he got, as he ran to hide behind the boulder in the corner.
Teal’c was the next to arrive.
"MajorCarter, I do believe we are in imminent danger from pumpkins!" he yelled as he went to hide behind the boulder with Daniel.
Jack was the final one to arrive, with the pumpkins only a few minutes behind him.
"Carter help! Pumpkins! We’re all going to die!" he cried as he also went to hide behind the boulder.
"Oh for cryin out loud, I have to do everything!" she complained as she glared at the guys hidden behind the boulder before finally standing up, and preparing to destroy the pumpkins using her secret weapon, which was … her lunch!
As the pumpkins got closer still calling "Doom!…Doom!…Doom!" Sam removed her lunch, which was, a piece of pumpkin.
She slowly unwrapped it, making sure that all the other pumpkins could see exactly what it was, before slowly biting a huge chunk out of it, and chewing it slowly with a really satisfied look on her face.
The pumpkins, being pumpkins, took one look at Sam eating one of their kind and turned and ran all the way back to their fields, as fast as their pumpkin legs would take them.
Jack was the first to emerge from the boulder, and he nodded at Sam,
"Didn’t doubt your ability for a minute."
Teal’c was the next to emerge with the comment "Nice work MajorCarter."
It took another five minutes before Daniel would come out from behind the boulder, and his reasoning…
"I’m allergic to Pumpkin."
Jack rolled his eyes, Sam muttered under her breath something about men, and Teal’c stood there, with an expressionless face. Another eventful day for SG-1.
The End
See I told you it was bad L