Title: Halloween at the SGC
Author: Secret Art
E-mail: [email protected]
Date:25th October 2004
Category: Humour
Pairings: Sam/Jack
Spoilers: none
Summary: Sam has an interesting Halloween experience
Feedback: can only make me better
Disclaimer: Stargate SG-1 and its characters are the property of Stargate (II) Productions, Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. This story is for entertainment purposes only and no money exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the author.
Author’s note: This is all SamC’s fault; she drugged my muse <evil glare> Written for the Halloween challenge at Jack and Sam's Pad
Sam winced as she woke up, surprised when the usually bright infirmary lighting didn’t pierce her slowly opening eyes.
Looking around she saw that only candles, dotted around the room, lighted the infirmary.
As her eyes adjusted she made out tombstones against the walls, the cement floor having been replaced by grass.
"It looks like a cemetery," she commented to herself, jumping as she heard music coming from a corner.
Looking over she spotted Teal’c sat in the corner, playing a harp, his large white wings flapping in time with the music.
He looked up at her, smiling slightly as the tune changed, matching the words he started to sing.
"Jack and Sam went up the hill, to fetch a pail of naquadah, Sam fell down…"
"And Jack caught her."
She turned in shock to see Jack grinning at her from the entrance to the infirmary, dressed in only a loincloth.
"Hey Tarzan."
He moved to the edge of her bed, swinging his hips as he walked. "Your hero."
His gaze flicked to a different corner, and Sam followed it to find Daniel and Janet making out like rabbits, which wasn’t too surprising considering the ears and tail she was wearing.
She watched as Daniel bit her neck, Jack shaking his head out of the corner of her eye. "He thinks he’s a vampire."
She nodded, raising an eyebrow as Siler ran into the room, a large broomstick in his hands.
"You have to help me, I’m being chased by a ghoul, we need to do a ritual to get rid of him."
"A ghoul?"
"Yeah, he’s chasing me. It wasn’t my fault, I was told to do a magic spell."
"By who?"
"Kinsey."
Sam sighed, and then sighed again as Hammond strolled in, throwing candy out of a pumpkin at them.
"Trick or Treat!"
Daniel growled as a candy hit him on the nose, before picking it up and feeding it to Janet.
Hammond stopped at Sam’s bed, looking at her disapprovingly, "what exactly do you call that?"
"What?"
"What you are wearing? That’s just not the Halloween spirit, I think we need to do something about it."
Sam closed her eyes, her headache getting worse.
"Definitely need a party of some kind."
"And cake! Can’t forget the cake."
Opening her eyes again, she winced as the bright infirmary light hit her, and she squinted to make out Jack and Teal’c at the end of her bed, Daniel and Janet talking quietly in a corner.
"Hey Carter, how you feeling?"
"Head hurts, what happened?"
"You suffered a head injury after falling while trying to collect naquadah." Teal’c explained.
Sam nodded, lying back on the bed, closing her eyes as she listened to Jack and Teal’c argue over the Halloween party.