Title: Drawings
Author: Secret Art
E-mail: [email protected]
Date: 22nd January 2005
Category: humour
Pairings: none
Spoilers: set anytime season 8
Summary: Teal'c has a new hobby
Feedback: can only make me better
Disclaimer: Stargate SG-1 and its characters are the property of Stargate (II) Productions, Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. This story is for entertainment purposes only and no money exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the author.
Author’s note: Just some random sillyness based on challenges to write about a penguin in a tutu, a cat in a bikini and Marilyn Monroe.
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"Teal’c, what are you doing?"
"Drawing. DanielJackson wishes me to express my creativity."
Jack nodded, leaning over to see what Teal’c was drawing.
"Is that a..."
He was interrupted by Sam entering the room. "Hey Teal’c, General, what’s going on?"
Jack tilted his head for her to take a look so she did, staring down at the picture in shock. "That’s an…interesting drawing Teal’c."
"Do you not approve?"
"Oh she approves Teal’c. It’s just a penguin in a tutu isn’t quite what we were expecting."
"DanielJackson to me to draw ‘anything, a penguin in a tutu, it doesn’t matter’."
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Jack bit his lip to stop from laughing as Sam just rolled her eyes.
"Well I think it’s brilliant Teal’c. You definitely have a talent."
"Thank you Colonel Carter, although I must admit I have never seen you draw."
"I can draw Teal’c, it’s just not something I do often."
"Yeah, her stick people are amazing." He smirked at her, sending out a silent challenge.
She grinned back at him, accepting, taking one of the pencils next to Teal’c and a piece of paper and quickly drawing something.
"There, that’s my picture," she smiled sweetly, "Now it’s your turn General."
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"First I want to see yours."
She turned it to face them, Teal’c raising an eyebrow as Jack looked at it in amused horror.
"That does appear to be Thor Colonel Carter, dressed much as we were in 1969."
"I think the words you are looking for Teal’c are hippie Thor."
"So General…what will you draw?"
He smiled, quickly scribbling something down.
Teal’c reached out and grabbed the paper, silently showing it to Sam.
"It’s a cat…in a bikini?"
"I believe it is your cat Colonel Carter" he pointed to the sign around its neck ‘property of S.Carter’.
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Sam blushed, not sure what to make of the picture.
"Teal’c, why was Daniel interested in your creativity anyway?"
"I was helping with a translation and came across some images, I inquired as to what they were and received a speech on creative drawing."
Jack raised his eyebrow. "Spacemonkey’s been drawing?"
"Indeed."
Sam and Jack shared a look. "And just where might we find these drawings?"
Teal’c grinned, well the Jaffa equivalent of a grin anyway. "He had them stored in his Latin dictionary."
"Any good ones?"
"An interesting one of him as someone from your history called Marilyn Monroe."