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| From: Spiffin Mew | Posted: 6/6/2003 1:53:19 AM | Message Detail |
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| From: RedNanakiXIII | Posted: 6/6/2003 2:00:17 AM | Message Detail |
| I have no idea if this is already up here but, there is a sweet glitch you can do with Jigglypuff for one-hit kills. You read correctly. It woks best if you are facing big characters. Anyways, just float directly above them and then use the Down+B move and s/he will land directly inside of them and send them flying. Pretty nifty for some cheap wins. --- "Shiggity Shiggity Shwa..."-Guy from Mario Twins |
| From: Spiffin Mew | Posted: 6/6/2003 2:11:40 AM | Message Detail |
| Part 4:The monkey king( i guess i could right it now) Kirby:*wakes up*Yawwwwwwwwwn Pichu:*Snores* Kirby:Wake up Pichu:... Kirby:we gotta go on our quest ......................................... .......... What is going on outside*walks out* Screen goes all flashy Pichu:!(battle time) 3 nuclear monkeys appeared! Kirby attacks N. monkey1 takes 16 damage N. monkey1 defeated Pichu attacks N. monkey2 takes 12 damage N. monkey2 defeated N. monkey3 uses nuclear wave Kirby & Pichu take 13 damage Kirby attacks N. monkey3 takes 16 damage N. monkey3 defeated Gained 20 Exp. Pichu grew to level 2 pichu learned thundershock kirby grew to level 3! Kirby learned Copy Gained 3 Mad face points Kirby learned Mad blaster Pichu learned Evil shock Kirby:woah what was that all about??? Pichu: chu chu(run run!!!!!) Kirby: why? Pichu:Pi pichu pich pi pi pichu(its because of that giant monkey) Kirby Ahhh Nuclear monkey king:Roar Kirby:uhhhh:O *starts running* Pichu:Piiiii:D Kirby/Pichu:Ahhhh/piiiiiiiii Gets into battle with small n. monkeys What will happen next stay tuned for Part 5:Monkey monster |
| From: Spiffin Mew | Posted: 6/6/2003 2:13:33 AM | Message Detail |
| Ill be back tommorrow --- "the white rock is a salt lick"-okotta ^^best quote ever^^ |
| From: lpkdm | Posted: 6/6/2003 2:40:47 AM | Message Detail |
| The more I see this topic the more I think it would be better of matches bloopers and seeing that no one posts them... --- SSBM HRC 88177.6 ft. Ganondorf World Record 11341.6 ft. "For the record, I want you to know rocks aren't people" RedvsBlue.com |
| From: jj48 | Posted: 6/6/2003 1:10:06 PM | Message Detail |
| Well, here goes my first story attempt, hope you like it. NOTE: I hope VE doesn't mind, but I am using his story as a jumping off point. Read it to help get an idea of what's going on. Also, see my earlier post to find out about JJ. VE: OK, Link, Marth, lets try the battle scene one more time. (JJ walks in) JJ: Hey, I'm here for the...WOW, is that Link? THE Link from the Legend of Zelda games? Link: Yeah, that's me. JJ: WOW! You are my favorite video game character of all time! It's such an honor to meet you. VE: Um, what are you doing here? JJ: Oh yeah, I came to apply for Super Smash Brothers: Melee. I want to be in it. VE: Too late, casting's closed. Please leave before I call security. JJ: Wait, it's always been my dream to be in SSBM! VE: Link, take 'im out. Link: I can't take out a fan. JJ: Yeah, Link was my second favorite character to play in the original SSB. Link: Second? Who came in first? JJ: Pikachu. You have the weapons and the moves, but face it, pikachu is just plain fast. And pretty powerful for his size and speed, too. Link: PIKACHU!!! That rodent with the inflated ego?! That's it, no one puts Link second to an overgrown bombchu! (Link tries to hookshot JJ. JJ pulls out a katana, slips it through a chain link, and pulls the hookshot away from Link. Link tries the boomerang, only to have it cut in half. Link tries a bomb, but JJ cuts a wormhole in front of him, causing the bomb to fly behind him and blow up in front of Roy.) Roy: Great, now I'm a loser from Fire Emblem with spiky BLACK hair. Link: You missed him, that makes me even madder. JJ: Sorry about that, but I'm still not leaving until I get a spot. Link: Looks like we'll have to do this the hard way. (Takes out sword and shield and moves in. JJ takes out other Katana. They begin to fight.) VE: (to cameraman) you getting this? Good. Don't miss a second of it. To be continued... Well, there's my first attempt at a story. Please tell me what you think. I'll add more, if people like it. |
| From: phoenixflame2003 | Posted: 6/6/2003 5:21:35 PM | Message Detail |
| Bump-diddly-bump. Excuse me. |
| From: nerdofreak78 | Posted: 6/6/2003 6:16:33 PM | Message Detail |
| SSBM True Confessions Y.Link: I have a confession to make that WILL stay between the two of us, right?*holds sword to Director's crotch* Dir:Y-Y-Yes. Y.Link: I'm really a clone of Link dressed up to look younger. Dir:GASP.*whispers* Roy, you're getting this on tape, right. Y.Link:I HEARD THAT. *Cuts Roy's head off. This is also on tape* Two days Later: the tape has been released. Every Gamer Ever: Roy's Dead. Hooray! Hip! Hip! Hooray. --- "You just have to show technology who's boss"-Cyan, FF3 |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 6/6/2003 7:52:36 PM | Message Detail |
| Chapter 27... *In the Bedroom...* Director: Aaaah, that's much better. Kirby: Hello? Director: EEEEEEK! Uh... *Blinks for 5 minutes* Kirby? How did you get here? Kirby: Well, I went through a door and then went right and kept going, going, going, then right. Then I went left, right, left, right, thenleft adn left again. Then right, right, and right and I found this place. How are you feeling? Director: Not, good thanks to you. Kirby: I'm sorry I'm SORry. Director: Don't say that! Now get outta here. Kirby: -_- Fine. *Leaves* Director: Sheesh. Long Pause. Noise: RUSTLE Director: What? Hey... who's there? Noise: ... ...RUSTLE. Director: Stop! Whos... *Pulls up sheets* OMG!!! Elsewhere... Kirby: Um... I think I'm lost... Figure: I will help you follow me. Kirby: ...? *Follows him* In the Game Room Gavin: How long will Kirby take?? Ness: Dunno. Just shut up and keep playing. Gavin: Fair enough. In the hot tob... Samus: I enjoy a good dip once and a while. Yoshi: Yeah. It's nice and warm. Dr. Mario: I agree... maybe. Samus: What's that supposed to mean? Dr. Mario: Oh... nothing. Yoshi: Are you hiding something?? Dr. Mario: NO! *Jumps out and runs into a door...* Samus: ... Yoshi: Oh, well. Where were we? In the Hall... Kirby: Are you sure we're going the right way? Person: YES! *Opens a door. They both walk in and heORshe closes it* Kirby: Hey, this is a closet! Person: And I am... Peach: PEACH! Kirby: ... Peach: I'e finally got you! You were so cute on the games! Kirby: No! HEEEELLLLLLP MEEEEEEE!!! --- "Ooooh, a boy... I don't vork with the males 'cause I used to be one." -Robin Williams, Mrs. Doubtfire |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 6/7/2003 6:27:38 AM | Message Detail |
| *clears throat*Ahem. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - BUMP --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: Kong IV | Posted: 6/7/2003 6:47:41 AM | Message Detail |
| [Scene: Dream Land N64] Young Link: *forward smash connects* Jigglypuff: Wiggly! *flies off* Director: Huh? Jigglypuff *recovers, dodges Young Link's neutral aerial* Jigglypuff: *uses forward smash* Tuff! Director: What!? Jigglypuff?: *uses an unexpected Rest for a KO* Jigglypuff?: *taunting* Wigg-ly-tuff! … Director: Wait a second… Someone smuggled a Moon Stone onto the set! … Young Link: *jumps off recovery platform* Wigglytuff: *evades Young Link for a few seconds* Young Link: Uh, excuse me… Wigglytuff: *prepares to use Double-Edge* Young Link: …this isn't meant to happen, right? Wigglytuff: WIGGLY! *connects for a Star KO* Young Link: AAAAAaaaaaahhhhhhhh… *ting!* Director: Look, Jig- Wigglytuff, we'll have to let you go. Next game, maybe, but until then we can't le- Wigglytuff: TUFF!! *KOs the director* Director: …Nnnnooootttt aaaaggggaaaaiiinnnnn……… *ting!* Wigglytuff: WIGGLY!! NOT 'To be continued' - it ends in a cliffhanger just to annoy you. |
| From: knl1 | Posted: 6/7/2003 8:57:19 AM | Message Detail |
| Grah! I was playing today and 2 weird things happened. First I was playing on the temple and right when the match was ending, I threw a barrel. I got gardener finish (?!) Later I was playing on green greens and luigi got two misfires on a row! --- Currently improving/"worsening" at: Super Smash Bros. Melee |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 6/7/2003 12:00:07 PM | Message Detail |
| Hello? BUMP! --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: SSJ Veggito | Posted: 6/7/2003 4:23:44 PM | Message Detail |
| Hi VE bump |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 6/7/2003 5:57:40 PM | Message Detail |
| Bump. PLZ POST! --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: Turk1014 | Posted: 6/7/2003 8:42:26 PM | Message Detail |
| Lump... I mean bump --- Loopholes- the best thing since sliced bread and cable TV. |
| From: Cyborg Evo | Posted: 6/7/2003 10:16:18 PM | Message Detail |
| ITEMS ON HIGH THE MOVIE falco:lemme kill luigi fox:i'm not stopping you so go *on the battlefield* director:the fighters ar captain falcon,falco,peach,and luigi director:GO captain falcon:*chases peach*SHOW ME YOUR BREASTS! falco:*shoots luigi* peach:*ko's herself* captain falcon:*follows peach* luigi:alright-a! it's-a just you and me-a! falco:*shoots luigi* *hours later* falco:*is dead* luigi:who wants-a fried chicken-a fox:is that falco luigi:er...yes fox:*kills luigi* luigi:*is dead* *meanwhile* kirby:*punches mario* director:mario you have a phone call mario:WHAT! MY BROTHER IS DEAD!? to be continued --- name:mario town:animal |
| From: InSaNeDrAgOn | Posted: 6/7/2003 11:55:11 PM | Message Detail |
| hey this was actually more cool than a mess up but its still wierd and i keep laughin at it.alright, it was me and 3 of my friends and we were doing the "tiny melee".i was ness and everyone but me and my best friend were dead.he smashed me off the arena and he used his taunt and then all of a sudden he got blown away by a bomb-omb and i came back barely in time just to get hit by him and die too.the wierd and funny thing is, we finished at the exact same time and then all of a sudden the power went out lol.sucks to be me we never resolved that battle.well thats about it. --- You may ask ,"Are you done yet?" and I will answer ,"If u call dissing people a job, then yes I'm done." <(-_-)> <(-_-)> |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 6/8/2003 6:01:41 AM | Message Detail |
| part 34 at the steam tub Roy:Ah...there's nothing like skinny dipping in a steam pool Marth:Skinny dipping? Roy:Yeah Marth:That's just sick Mr. Resetti:*pops out of ground*WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!? Roy:Skinny dipping? Marth:Beating Roy for being a sick little- Mr. Resetti:NO! YOU PRESSED THE RESET BUTTON AGAIN! Marth:We never pressed any reset button in the first place Mr. Resetti:YES YOU DID!!! AND I, MR. RESETTI, WILL PUNISH YOU SEVERELY, OR MY NAME ISN'T...uh...hmm...now what was it again? Marth:Mr. Resetti? Mr. Resetti:QUIET! DON'T DISTURB ME WHILE I'M WORKING! now let's see...is it...Marth Marth:No, that's my name. Your name is- Mr. Resetti:No, wait, don't tell me, I know this one...It's...VirtualEden, Right? VE(from arcade):Did someone say my name? Marth:Wrong again 2 hours later... Mr. Resetti:I GOT IT! MY NAME IS...TOM NOOK! Roy:zzz*springs awake*NOOK? EEEEVVVVIIIILLLL!!!*bashes Mr. Resetti with a shovel Mr. Resetti:Ow...WHAT WAS THAT ABOU-WHAM! Mr. Resetti:IT'S ME! MR. RESETTI Roy:Mr. Resetti IS Tom Nook? NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHAM!WHAM!WHAM!WHAM!WHAM!WHAM!WHAM!WHAM!WHAM!WHAM!WHAM!WHAM! Mr. Resetti:OW! WHAT THE ****!? Roy:Sorry. I got carried away Mr. Resetti:You, brown spike-haired loser, why don't you have any clothes on? Roy:Why do you even care? It's not like anyone can see me*foot hits something*huh?*reaches under and pulls out a guy with a camera*OH ****! --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: Cyborg Evo | Posted: 6/8/2003 8:09:35 AM | Message Detail |
| ITEMS ON HIGH THE MOVIE part 2 *we last left off at green greens where mario learend about his brother's death* mario:whoever did this will pay.i swear upom my brother's grave he will pay *later* director:name! mr resetti:mr resetti! director:special attack mr resseti:axekill director:your hired *later* captain falcoln:PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR BREASTS! peach:*slaps captain falcon* *meanwhile* arlo:im a new fighter fox:*kills arlo* arlo:*is dead* dr mario:they were both killed by a powerful laser mario:die fox to be continued --- name:mario town:animal |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 6/8/2003 8:38:59 AM | Message Detail |
| part 34 VE:I feel sorry for Roy. Being such an idiot his whole life sure attracts sympathy after a while May:You should do something nice to him VE:Like what? Brendan:Like get him a present VE:But what? Jay:It doesn't matter that much May:I thought you were in the pool Jay:It got boring VE:You said it didn't matter what I got Roy. Why not? Jay:You know what they say, It's the thought that counts VE:So fantasizing about killing him is just as good? Jay:No, I only meant when it comes to gifts VE:aw... May:let's go shopping VE:But we want it to be a surprise Brendan:Hmm, I have an Idea 5 minutes later... Roy:So the point of this game is... Marth:To stay under the steam with your ears covered until I tap your shoulder Roy:That sounds easy. Heck, I could do that for hours Marth(to himself):That's what we're all hoping for an hour later Roy:This game seems long. It feels as though an hour has passed.*feels a tap*finally*gets up* Everyone:SURPRISE! Roy:*has a heart attack* May:Maybe we should wait until he wakes up before we give him his present VE:Yeah...But first, we should call an ambulance Jay:Good idea --- "You know what they say, It's the thought that counts" ME:So fantasizing about killing him is just as good? |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 6/8/2003 8:40:10 AM | Message Detail |
| Like my new sig? --- "You know what they say. It's the thought that counts" ME:So fantasizing about killing him is just as good? |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 6/8/2003 9:55:03 AM | Message Detail |
| um, hello? BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --- "You know what they say. It's the thought that counts" ME:So fantasizing about killing him is just as good? |
| From: Turk1014 | Posted: 6/8/2003 10:23:40 AM | Message Detail |
| Hi, how are you? SSBM True Confessions Ness: I got this major confession that can't leak out anywhere, got it? Turk: Sure... Ness: Well... I'm bald. *Takes off his hat* Turk: I'e heard better. Ness: OK, all that PK stuff, is thanks to the mad amounts of illegal drugs in my backpack. Take some before a match and I'm ready to go! *Police officers barge in* Police: Ness! You are under arrest for possession of illegal drugs and intent to sell! Ness: I'm not tryin to sell anything! Police: Oh yeah, *points to 20 dollar sticking out of Turk's pocket* Turk: Heh... --- Loopholes- the best thing since sliced bread and cable TV. |
| From: Azp2k32 | Posted: 6/8/2003 11:35:04 AM | Message Detail |
| FINAL DESTINATION Dr. Mario (me) and Mario (lv. 9) vs. Fox (lv. 9) and Falco (lv. 9) Everybody is getting damaged, and I am the first to get sent flying. Falco gets out of Mario and Fox's way, and goes to the center of the stage, and taunts. Right as he taunts, I jumped down from the recovery platform, and I used a forward aerial A on Falco, who got killed. This happened 2 more times, but on the third time, Fox was taunting, and I KOed him right after he was done talking, but while he was still doing that little hand thingy. --- "japanese people are three or four days ahead or something aren't they...." Indecisive |
| From: Cyborg Evo | Posted: 6/8/2003 11:59:51 AM | Message Detail |
| ITEMS ON HIGH THE MOVE epoulog mario:die fox! *later* mario:now to avenge my brother fox:ok lets begin *meanwhile* dr mario:a comet is falling to earth dr mario:we're gonna die!!!!!! *again meanwhile* gannondorf:a comet? gannondorf:i wanted to destroy earth *yet again meanwhile* captain falcon:PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR BREASTS BEFORE WE DIE! peach:OK!*shows captain falcoln her breasts captain falcon:*blushes* *later* mario:peach showed captain falcon her breasts mario:theres no reason to live.kill me. fox:*kills mario* mario:luigi,i'll soon be with...*dies* *the comet destroys earth* the end. OR IS IT! --- name:mario town:animal |
| From: phoenixflame2003 | Posted: 6/8/2003 12:56:23 PM | Message Detail |
| Bump with a side of freedom bumps. |
| From: SSJ Veggito | Posted: 6/8/2003 2:05:12 PM | Message Detail |
| Hi ok Link and Gannondorf are on Final Destination Director: AAAAAAND ACTION! *Link charges at Gannondorf and the he says somehting* Gannondorf:No, Link I am ....... YOUR FATHER! Director thinking(wtf is going on!?) Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOO IT CAN'T BE TRUE wait then what was my mother like? Gannondorf: I dunno I just killed her.Oh ya... WHY IN HELL DO YOU KEEP KILLING ME IF I"M YOUR FATHER. *the director starts running around like an evil little hamster demon screaming AHHHHHHHHHHH* Link:BECAUSE YOUR GREEN AND HAVE ORANGE HAIR AND uhhhh YOU HIT ME WHEN I WAS A KID AND YOU MADE ME GROW UP IN A TREE! *after Link's saying the director finnaly hits Gannondorf and link and make them fall off and die* Link: OH **** NO IM NOT DIEING WITH HIM *Link double jumps air dodges and hookshots safely to the ring* Link:Hmmm now the directers dead whos gonna be he New director? VE:Can i be it? Link:NO VE:why? Link:you have your own show or story. VE:OH YA! ???:IL'L BE THE DIRECTOR! Link:WHO ARE YOU ???: I AM YOUR MOTHER Link:I thought you died ???:Nah i just ran away Link:OK why did I have to grow up in a tree and whats your name? ???:My name is JINYURAI KU-KU but you can call me Tiffany Link:Why would i call my mom that!? might as well call you Tiffany -.- END PS:VE what do you mean look at the post? and DOES ANYONE LIKE MY STORIES? |
| From: Spiffy latios | Posted: 6/8/2003 2:19:43 PM | Message Detail |
| Great sig VE --- "The white rock is a salt lick"-okotta ^^best quote ever^^ |
| From: Spiffy latios | Posted: 6/8/2003 2:20:40 PM | Message Detail |
| great sig VE |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 6/8/2003 5:22:22 PM | Message Detail |
| can't let this topic die --- "You know what they say. It's the thought that counts" ME:So fantasizing about killing him is just as good? |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 6/8/2003 5:53:33 PM | Message Detail |
| Announcer: Annnnnd it's time for our Daily Annual Game Awards! Your host this night... SETH GREEN!!! Audience: *Claps* Seth Green: Okay, wee have a very special guest tonight-- A charcter form SUPER SMASH BROS. MELEE! *C. Falcon walks out* Audience: BOOOOOOOOO! Seth Green: Hey! Where's Kirby?? C. Falcon: Huh? Oh! ...I dunno. Kirby: *Hops out all tied up* HE TIED ME UP!!! Audience: GASP! Director of SSBM: (In Crowd) You've violated your contact too much! YOU'RE DIRED!! Audience: *Cheers* *C. Falcon walks out sadly* Seth Green: Okay... now, Kirby, what do you have to say to us tonight? Kirby: Okay... *Ahem* YOU ALL SUCK!! *Silence* Cricket: Chirp. Kirby: *Pulls out Atom Bomb* Audeince: GASP! Cricket: Chirp. Seth Green: Now, you can't use that in here! Kirby: WATCH ME!!! Seth Green: Why? Kirby: Because I'm *Rips out of costume* TOM GREEN! Seth Green: No! Tom Green: Actually, I'm *Rips out of Costume* a Cricket. Cricket: Chirp? Talking Cricket: Actually,. I'm not a talking Cricket... *Rips out of costume* I'ma Yellow Kirby. Seth Green: ... Audience: ... Director of SSBM: ... Cricket: Chirp... Y. Kirby: ...AND I'M STILL GONNA KILL YOU FOOS! *Throws Atom Bomb* *Suddenly, a Screen labeled CENSORED blocks up the screen* Seth Green: Hi, I'm Seth Green. What happened tonight was horrible... and NOT REAL! While you sat there watching a fake event, we dominated your world and houses! Now, you are the slaves of-- Line? Person: You blew the joke. Seth Green: Aw, damnit! *Walks off* Cricket: Chirp. Bump. --- "Ooooh, a boy... I don't vork with the males 'cause I used to be one." -Robin Williams, Mrs. Doubtfire |
| From: SSJ Veggito | Posted: 6/8/2003 6:21:31 PM | Message Detail |
| AHHHHH DOES ANYONE LIKE MY STORY OH YA Bump |
| From: Fleex | Posted: 6/8/2003 6:34:24 PM | Message Detail |
| yeah,last night I was playing it with my brother. I was Link he was Mario. It was at fourside(unlocked level)I pulled out a bomb and then he smacked me with that yellow cape thing. it made me all the sudden turn looking off the edge. I wasnt' paying to much attention and I threw the bomb right off the edge!! |
| From: jj48 | Posted: 6/8/2003 7:00:20 PM | Message Detail |
| Well, no one said they liked my last story, but on the other hand, no one said they disliked it either, so here goes Chapter 2... (Link and JJ have been fighting for five hours, each parrying the others every move) VE: OK, guys, we've run out of tape, you can stop fighting. (They don't stop) VE: Guys? (Still don't stop) VE: GUYS!? (Ditto) VE: Hmmmm, Hey guys, we're going down to the intensive care ward to laugh at Roy and his third degree burns. (They stop) Link: Cool JJ: I'm in. VE: Oh, by the way, JJ, you will be taking Roy's place, since he is taking Mario's place, since Link killed Mario. Anyway, a guy with two magical swords who isn't an idiot is much better than a guy with one stupid sword who is an idiot. JJ: Yay! Link: Sorry I tried to kill you, JJ. JJ: Don't worry about it, happens all the time. VE: Let's go laugh at Roy now. Mysterious Stranger: Not so fast, I'm not letting you by until you allow me to be in SSBM, too. Marth: Wait, it's... All: <gasp!> Suspenseful, isn't it? Well, hope you enjoy it, and please someone give some sort of feedback. --- "What are we but sport for our neighbors; to laugh at them in our turn" Frank Burone Everybody Loves Raymond<-I> |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 6/8/2003 7:03:44 PM | Message Detail |
| Chapter 28... Director: AUUUUUGH~ Hey wtf??? Popo: Sorry. Nana: Sorry. Director: WTF POPO, NANa, what are you doing here?! Popo: We got tired of cooking ever sience that Pikachu incident. Director: Umm... *Shudders nervously* Pikachu: ? Nana: You're alive? Pikachu: Yeah. Everyone is. Mewtwo: Even me! C. Falcon: ...and me! Roy/Marth: And me! Director: Wow. Nana: ...so, when can we resume filming? Director: ...tomorrow? Popo: It's a deal then! Tomorrow! See you later. *They leave* Director: -_- *Falls back to sleep* In the Spa... Yoshi: Well, I'm getting out. Samus: So soon? Yoshi: I'm allergic to wrinkly skin. Samus: ...so you'll have trouble at old age, I guess... Yoshi: No, I plan to suicide horribly before I reach old age. Samus: ...I... see... Yoshi: Goodbye! *Enters Bathroom* In Game Room... Gavin: Man, I lost again. This sucks. Why do I keep playing? Ness: *Trips and bashes his head on an arcade game, then he gets back up and runs headon into a wall and falls through it down to the 1st floor* Gavin: HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! I'm happy again. Lemme try again.. *Inserts coin into game slot* Hee hee hee... In Closet... Kirby: *Runs out of door* Peach: Come back here! I just wanted to hold you. Kirby: People do that all the time... It scares me. Peach: I'm sorry. Kirby: Well. I gotta go. *Walks off and gets lost again* Damn it! Mewtwo: Hey wasssamatta you? Kirby: ???!!!?!?!?!?!???!! Mewtwo: ... Popo: Wassamatta upi? Mewtwo: You said 'you' wrong. Popo: I kpow. Mewtwo: ...your language sucks. Popo: Oy'd <u brdopm pg Alaskin. Kirby: WHAT?! Popo: I said 'It's my version of Alaskin' in my Version of Alsakin. Kirby: ...I see... Popo: Yeah. Dp jpe'd oy jsmhomh, Kirby? (So how's it hanging, Kirby?) Kirby: ...good. Mewtwo: You wanna stay with us? Kirby: I'm lost, so okay. Popo: Vpp;! Oy'd tohjy pbrt jrtr... (Cool! It's right over here...) --- "Ooooh, a boy... I don't vork with the males 'cause I used to be one." -Robin Williams, Mrs. Doubtfire |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 6/8/2003 7:08:12 PM | Message Detail |
| Oh, guys, here's the Alaskin Language Chart... Popo's Alaskin Language Version A: s B: n C: v D: f E: r F: g G: h H: j I: o J: k K: l L: ; M: < N: m O: p P: { Q: w R: t S: d T: y U: i V: b W: e X: c Y: u Z: x Read this if you don't understand the Language. Also, I'll create another one when this topic reaches 500, so don't worry. --- "Ooooh, a boy... I don't vork with the males 'cause I used to be one." -Robin Williams, Mrs. Doubtfire |
| From: jj48 | Posted: 6/8/2003 7:26:43 PM | Message Detail |
| Chapter 3 MS: JJ isn't even Nintendo. He's just a fan of Nascar's Jimmie Johnson. If he can be in the game, certainly I, a true, beloved Nintendo icon should be in the game? All: It's... JJ: Wind Waker Link! WWLink: Correct! JJ: No offense, dude, but you're not exactly an icon. Fox: Yeah, I mean, Wind Waker was OK, but it was kind of a disappointment after Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask. VE: Besides, we don't have an opening for another swordsman. WWLink: Fine, I'll just have to make one then. (Starts to fight JJ. When JJ lunges at him, WWLink does his parry move: he rolls JJ and slashes up at him. JJ, being smarter than the average moblin, has taken a step back by this point.) JJ: Take that (stabbing with sword). Great, now I've got cel-shaded blood on my sword. (Walks away to clean off sword.) (WWLink glows, and then gets up.) WWLink: Hah! I've got three more fairies where that came from, too. VE: Somebody get a camera over here right now! To be continued... --- "What are we but sport for our neighbors; to laugh at them in our turn" Frank Burone Everybody Loves Raymond<-I> |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 6/8/2003 7:56:16 PM | Message Detail |
| Good job, jj48. Bump. --- "Ooooh, a boy... I don't vork with the males 'cause I used to be one." -Robin Williams, Mrs. Doubtfire |
| From: Meta Lobster | Posted: 6/8/2003 8:35:06 PM | Message Detail |
| Jigglypuff is fighting in the middle of a level when she suddenly lays an egg. Director:CUT! Jigglypuff, what the heck was that? *Jigglypuff walks up to Kirby* Jigglypuff:Kirby I kinda forgot to tell you i'm pregnant.. Kirby:What! Well, I'm the father,right? Jiggly:Well, I haven't exactly been faithful, but I- *Kirby pulls out Final Cutter* Kirby: Alright, which one you guys' been messin' with my girl? *Pikachu,Link,Yoshi,Bowser,Mario,Ganon,Y.Link,Mr.G&W,Mewtwo,Luigi,and Dr.Mario all try to sneak out the room at once.* Kirby: WELL DAMN! Director: Sheesh, you people have issues! (Who is the real father of the egg? Find out on the next episode of: The Melees Of our Lives.) |
| From: Turk1014 | Posted: 6/8/2003 8:44:40 PM | Message Detail |
| So... close... to... 500... --- Loopholes- the best thing since sliced bread and cable TV. |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 6/8/2003 11:31:02 PM | Message Detail |
| Lol, the Melees of Our Lives... A Day of Melee: SSBM The Date:Saturday, January 14 2005. The Time:10:45 P.M. The Occasion:Many people, two normal men, a mouse, two puffball-like creatures, two people wearing tunics, and a woman in a robot suit. Director: ...okay, why did you destroy Hal Laboritories???! Samus: I told you, it was an accident! My suit malfunctioned! Jigglypuff: Puff! Puff puff puf puff PUFF! Samus: I DID NOT do it on purpose. Jigglypuff: Puuuuurrrrf! Jiggly! Link: So.. she what? Jigglypuff: Jiggily~puff! Y. Link: ...on her WHAT??? Samus: *Squashes Jigglypuff w/ foot* Link: What? Her what?? Director: Well, how are we gonna make SSB3? *Mewtwo floats up* Mewtwo: Well, I have a theory. There is a backup Hal Laboritorys Studio somewhere down that street. Director: Really? Well, let's go! *They all get into car, except for Y. Link* Y. Link: How do you know? Mewtwo: ...I... have my sources. Y. Link: Um... I gotta go. *Gets into car* They drive down the road... Morpheus: You were supposed to kill him. Mewtwo: The time will come. *Phone rings* Morpheus: You first. My apologies if I spelled Morpheus wrong. Is there actually a backup Hal Labortitories? Will Mewtwo actually kill them? Will they be able to make SSB3 in time? Find out in ADOM:SSBM! --- "Ooooh, a boy... I don't vork with the males 'cause I used to be one." -Robin Williams, Mrs. Doubtfire |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 6/9/2003 6:26:33 AM | Message Detail |
| 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 random people from the IBA come by and bump this topic --- "You know what they say. It's the thought that counts" ME:So fantasizing about killing him is just as good? |
| From: phoenixflame2003 | Posted: 6/9/2003 8:07:01 AM | Message Detail |
| IBA bump. Bump. Bump. Bump...Well that's my bump... |
| From: toothpaste is evil | Posted: 6/9/2003 8:22:16 AM | Message Detail |
| One time I was hit by a car on Onett, and I disappeared! I wasn't dead, I wasn't outside the screen, I just disappeared! --- Toothpaste is evil, it was created by the devil to control our minds, in the end.......... it will destroy us all! |
| From: phoenixflame2003 | Posted: 6/9/2003 9:09:32 AM | Message Detail |
| IBA bump... again. |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 6/9/2003 9:10:17 AM | Message Detail |
| Chapter 29... That Night, in Kirby's new room... Kirby: A very... fasionable place. Popo: Urd, odm'y oy s<sxomh? Kirby: ...yes? Mewtwo: Oopz... forgot the Translator. *Turns it on* Popo: Dyp{ fpomh yjsy!!!! (Stop doing that!!!!) Kirby: ...cool. Nana: You'll have to excuse Popo. He's been action that way ever sience we left Icicle Mountain. Pikachu: Pikachu? Roy: I'm an idiot. Marth: ...i agree. Everyone Else(Even Roy): Me too. Roy: ...what am I agreeing too? Marth: (Trying not to laugh) Dunno. Roy: TELL ME! Kirby: You are an idiot. Roy: WHAT?! NO I'M NOT! *Lunges at Kirby with Sword* Kirby: No! I mean you were agreeing that- SLASH Meanwhile, in the Lobby... Person: So, is that 3rd Floor or 4th Floor? Ness: *Falls through roof* Person/Manager: WTF! Ness: Ow. Manager: M<ight I ask how you got here, Ness??? Ness: Um... you need to improve your walls in the game room. *Runs into an elevator* --- "Ooooh, a boy... I don't vork with the males 'cause I used to be one." -Robin Williams, Mrs. Doubtfire |
| From: jj48 | Posted: 6/9/2003 9:23:19 AM | Message Detail |
| Chapter 4 WWLink: Well, JJ's gone, but I can still take out another swordsman! Link, you are the reason I'm not as popular as I should be, so you will be the one to fall! Link: Bring it on, little man. VE: Make it look good. Ash (coming in): You're all going to... Ness: Not now. (Takes out bat and whacks Ash into the background) WWLink: Alright, enough fooling around, take THIS! (Starts a tornado spin towards Link). (Link holds out hand against WWLink's head, keeping him too far for his sword to hit Link. His tornado spin runs out.) WWLink: Woah, that's dizzying. (Link flicks WWLink's forehead. He dies.) VE: Hmmm, we should put some music in here. Popo, go get your Queen album. ("Another One Bites the Dust" starts playing. Tetra and the pirates walk in.) Tetra: Hey! You can't beat up on WWLink that way! You fight him, you have to fight us, too. Link: OK. (Throws a bomb that kills all the pirates). WWLink: Owww. Oh well, still got two fairies left. Link: Hey, Marth, you're a swordsman. You want to take this one? Marth: Sure. I wanted something to do anyway. VE: We need a more fitting scene, though. JJ (coming back in): Let's go to the Temple stage. All: OK! Will WWLink, the cel-shaded idiot who is almost as despised as Roy ever be defeated? Find out in future chapters. Probably three, since he seems to only die once per chapter, and he still has two fairies left... --- "What are we but sport for our neighbors; to laugh at them in our turn" Frank Burone Everybody Loves Raymond<-I> |
| From: Spiffy latios | Posted: 6/9/2003 9:41:23 AM | Message Detail |
| Bump Bump --- "The white rock is a salt lick"-okotta ^^best quote ever^^ |
| From: SSJ Veggito | Posted: 6/9/2003 11:22:49 AM | Message Detail |
| *sniff* BUMP *sniff* --- Mortal men and women defending their own world its not about death but life SUPER SMASH BROS. MELEE |
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