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From: darknessblast | Posted: 6/1/2003 10:20:39 PM | Message Detail
PART THREE

***Link finishes off the Dragon.***

:SLASH!:

:POOM!:

***You Beat The Dragon!***

***You gained 12 EXP points!***

***You learned "Cheese" technique!***

***Zelda learns "Do nothing" attack!***

***You found 500 gold!***

***You found one rock!***

***You found a lost puppy!***

***You are super player!***

***You gain Level Up!***

***You...***

Zelda: HOW MUCH LONGER CAN THIS STUPID GO ON?!?!?

PART FOUR

***After battle, Link examines his spoils of victory and discovers an unseen twist!***

Link: HEY! "You found one rock"? This isn't even a rock! We got ripped off!

Zelda: What is it?

Link: 'Tis an egg! And methinks it hatches!

Zelda: Ack! It's probably another stupid-looking dragon!

Egg: :cracks: :PAF!

***A small Pikachu has emerged!***

Zelda: WHAT THE **** IS THAT?

Link: Aww...it's not evil...it's a cute Pikachu!

Zelda: Pikachu?

Pikachu: Pipi!

Link: Yes. And it's coming with us. Pikachus eventually become great fighters and stuff.

Zelda: 'Eventually'? ...

Zelda: We already have a good party! I'm the "Thief", you're the "Warrior"... I mean --- what's that supposed to be?

Link: The "Cute Fuzzy Thing".

Pikachu: *looks happy*

PART FIVE TOMMOROW!
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From: ZombieBite | Posted: 6/1/2003 11:37:38 PM | Message Detail
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From: VirtualEden | Posted: 6/2/2003 5:58:03 AM | Message Detail
If you don't like our stories, STOP COMING HERE AND WASTING POSTS WITH YOUR FLAMES!

Part 32

everyone:zzz

Zelda:You know something, Roy? Even though you act like an idiot, I still like you

Roy:Really?

Zelda:In fact, I LOVE you

Roy:Really?

Zelda:Yes, and let me show just HOW MUCH I love you...*leans toward Roy

in the morning...

Roy:*walks over to a bed*Wake up, honey

VE:*gets up*WHAT THE **** DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?

Roy:!!! Sorry...

Roy:*goes over to Zelda's bed*Wake up. honey

Zelda:WHAT THE **** DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?

Roy:Uhh, honey?

Zelda:What makes you think I'm your girlfriend?

Roy:You told me last night

Zelda:You were dreaming, Roy. I'd never go for an idiot like you

Roy:NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! **** IT!

everyone gets woken up, so they beat up Roy
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It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different.
"Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME
From: cjgirl | Posted: 6/2/2003 5:59:14 AM | Message Detail
I'm not gonna report you. Your right, it IS dumb humor. REALLY dumb. But just to let you know, there are some people that like dumb humor. If you really are stupid enough to come and call storys stupid. Your a jackass. So shutup and if you don't like it. Keep your damn mouth shut!
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"No, you can't adult. But one time I saw Link adulting a vulture."oooooo that probably didn't sound right at all"-Bumpygrimes
From: cjgirl | Posted: 6/2/2003 6:05:03 AM | Message Detail
good 1 VE
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"No, you can't adult. But one time I saw Link adulting a vulture."oooooo that probably didn't sound right at all"-Bumpygrimes
From: darknessblast | Posted: 6/2/2003 8:53:58 AM | Message Detail
PART FIVE

***Our brave heroes continue their quest.***

Link: Hey...

Link: Let us go over to yonder towm and find a place to spend our 500 gold.

Zelda: I'm still wondering why a dragon would carry 500 gold...

Pikachu: Pika!

***Our heroes walk along the path leading to the next town...***

Zelda: GAH!

***BATTLE TRANSITION***

Zelda: ...ug... I'm never gonna get used to that transition thing...

Link: ARE YOU KIDDING?!! It's almost as exciting as battle itself! WHEE!

PART SIX

***Our heroes begin their attack!***

Link: I shall defeat thee, foul cur!

Zelda: Yeah. Woo.

Olaf The Unspeakable: Yarharharhar!

Link: Prepare to be slashed! EYAAAAH!

Zelda: Um...

Link: What?

Zelda: I've been thinking...it's kinda dumb that we have to fight every single bad guy we meet. Can't we just run away or something?

***Link comtemplates...***

Link: I never thought of that. :)

:YOINK!:

OTU: ?

PART SEVEN COMING SOON!
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HUcast - Viridia - Lv. 73 - Ultimate - Varaha Lv. 200: 29/133/35/3 - STAG CUTLERY +21, VIRISTA +25 - Latest Rare: TALIS
From: phoenixflame2003 | Posted: 6/2/2003 8:59:48 AM | Message Detail
Bump.
From: darknessblast | Posted: 6/2/2003 10:05:01 AM | Message Detail
Up + Bump!
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HUcast - Viridia - Lv. 73 - Ultimate - Varaha Lv. 200: 29/133/35/3 - STAG CUTLERY +21, VIRISTA +25 - Latest Rare: TALIS
From: phoenixflame2003 | Posted: 6/2/2003 10:33:57 AM | Message Detail
IBA strikes again!!
... Oh yeah, Bump!

From: SSJ Veggito | Posted: 6/2/2003 1:47:54 PM | Message Detail
Ok heres one
*Link in a battle with Mario(EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL ITLAIAN)*o ya peach and zelda are there too.

Link:OK MARIO NOW U DIE.
Mario:What habe-a I-a evea hava done do you-a.
Link:If I hear one more GOD DAMN ITALIAN WORD IM GONNA SHOVE THIS SWORD IN THE MOUTH AND a-..... hmmmmmm
Mario:But-a*ACK* *mario dies*
Peach:YAAAAAY hes finnaly dead
Link:Uhhhhhhhh i thought that you aand he was
Peach:Nope
Link:**** thats a conencident at least i have my true love*reaches arm toward Zelda* *SLAP*
Zelda:FOR THE LAST TIME IM NOT YOUR GIRLFREIND

*Gannondorf and Roy come*
Link:Hey look Its green guy and the stupid brown-haired guy from Fire Emblem(good job VE thats funny)
*Gannondorf grabs Zelda while Peache starts B****slapping Roy(he has no hope with girls*
Zelda:LINK SAVE ME
Link:no you don't love me
Zelda:Il'l go out with you and buy PIE
Link:DONE *cuts off Gannondorfs head*
Zelda:MY HERO
*Link rests on Zelda's lap*
(Then all of a sudden the most EEEEVIL words ring into Link's ears)
Director:Hey Link itts time for work WAKE UP
From: VirtualEden | Posted: 6/2/2003 5:48:38 PM | Message Detail
bumping the topic yet again. Have a good day. ^_^
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It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different.
"Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME
From: darknessblast | Posted: 6/2/2003 7:31:51 PM | Message Detail
PART SEVEN

***Our heroes evade the enemy!***

Link: We gotta get away! Quick!

Zelda: Let's try that way!

:VEETwhirrrrr...:

***Scenes showing Link, Zelda, and Pikachu running away.***

:VEETwhirrrrr...:

Zelda: What the **** was that?

Link: FMV. Duh.

PART EIGHT

***The party finally reaches the town, and Link is ready to recruit some members for our quest.***

Link: Ah! Civilization at last! ...For this be th' perfect place to find a new member!

Link: Zelda, take the Pikachu and wait at a bar or something. I'll go into someone's house and try to find a new party member!

Zelda: Can you DO that?

Link: Sure! I'll just walk into someone's house and ask them what for!

Zelda: But doesn't that seem---

Link: Hi!

Random Person: Well, hello there!

PART NINE NEXT POST
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HUcast - Viridia - Lv. 73 - Ultimate - Varaha Lv. 200: 29/133/35/3 - STAG CUTLERY +21, VIRISTA +25 - Latest Rare: TALIS
From: darknessblast | Posted: 6/2/2003 7:34:50 PM | Message Detail
PART NINE

***While Link is out recruiting new quest members, Zelda waits in a local bar.***

Zelda: Geez, I hope he picks someone good.

Zelda: Hey, what are the people in this village like?

Times Are Tough Guy: :Sigh: Times are tough.

Zelda: ...

Zelda: So, are there any good swordsmen?

TAT Guy: :Sigh: Times are tough.
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HUcast - Viridia - Lv. 73 - Ultimate - Varaha Lv. 200: 29/133/35/3 - STAG CUTLERY +21, VIRISTA +25 - Latest Rare: TALIS
From: phoenixflame2003 | Posted: 6/2/2003 8:14:32 PM | Message Detail
Thank you, bump again...
From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 6/2/2003 10:25:52 PM | Message Detail
BUMP
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"Ooooh, a boy... I don't vork with the males 'cause I used to be one." -Robin Williams, Mrs. Doubtfire
From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 6/2/2003 10:30:00 PM | Message Detail
Here's a note to ZombieBite: We've almost reached 400 posts, what makes you think flaming will stop us? And we're not just gonna stop. Go Away.
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"Ooooh, a boy... I don't vork with the males 'cause I used to be one." -Robin Williams, Mrs. Doubtfire
From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 6/2/2003 10:48:45 PM | Message Detail
Director: Okay, can we please start the filming now?

Kirby: Is anyone nervous?

Fox: No.

Bowser: No.

Ness: No.

Pikachu: No.

Slippy: No.

Director: ??? Slippy what the hell are you doing here??

Slippy: Dunno. *Sits in Director's Chair*

Director: Hey get outta my chair Damnit! Now!

Slippy: *FAAARRT* Okay. *Gets up*

Bowser: Oh GOD sit down!!!! *Dies*

Director: *Grabs Slippy* I'm going to start complaining to Star Fox studios if you don't stop coming here!--

SF Director: Slippy?

Director: How the **** do you whackos get in here?!!!!!!

Kirby: Uh... about that...

Director: *Ignores him* Get out! Both of you!!! *Shoves SF Director & Slippy out of window*

Fox: ...

Kirby: Can we start filming now?

Director: YES! If he comes here again I'm gonna sue StarFox Studios!!!

Peppy: *Enters*

Director: EEERRRGH! HGET OUT!~

Peppy: What?! Don't push me around! I'm revolting! I'm tired of everyone thinking I'm old!!! *Rips off hair, revealing it's a wig and he has dark brown hair* *Pulls out a gun*

Director: No! Put that down!

Peppy: ERRRRRRRRGH!~ *Goes on a shooting rampage*

Falco, Bowser, The Director, Ness, and Slippy (Who walked in) are shot and killed.

Fox: Calm down!

Cameraman: Huh? *Wakes up*

Peppy: No! There's gonna be crime to pay!

Fox: ...

Kirby: *Whimper* Eek!

Peppy: *Shoots Kirby*

Kirby: EEEEEEK! *Grows fatter*

Fox: Eek!

Cameraman: Eek! *Is shot out the window*

Slippy: *Twitches*

Kirby: *Growing much fatter* EEEEEEEEEEEEEK EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

Fox: HE'S GONNA BLOW!!!!!!!!!

KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

The Studio exploded, blowing up everyonbe inside it and half of Los Angeles.

Falco: *Wearing a bulletproof vest* Heh. They think I'm young... *Walks off*

Special Thanks to: VirtualEden, Turk, MattDark, cjgirl, darknessblast, pheonixflame2003, and everyone who posted here *Except for ZombieBite*
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"Ooooh, a boy... I don't vork with the males 'cause I used to be one." -Robin Williams, Mrs. Doubtfire
From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 6/2/2003 11:18:09 PM | Message Detail
Bump. This message was sent by the...

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The International Bump Assaciation
Bumping your topics. Always.
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"Ooooh, a boy... I don't vork with the males 'cause I used to be one." -Robin Williams, Mrs. Doubtfire
From: SSJ Veggito | Posted: 6/3/2003 1:31:43 AM | Message Detail
Kaaaa Meeee Haaaaa Meeeee BUMP!
From: Dragoon Unit 17 | Posted: 6/3/2003 2:16:01 AM | Message Detail
Fox: Whats with my blaster? Its frying everyone. I had it set to Photon tag!
Falco: Buy a new one!
Fox: NO! ILL NEVER SELL MY BLASTER!!!
Falco: Whatever.
Captain falcon and Samus walk in.
Cfalcon: Need ur blaster repaired?
Fox: Yea.
Cfalcom: K Let me see it.
Fox hands Blaster to Cfalcon
Cfalcon: K its fixed.
Fox: Why are its lasers green?
Cfalcon: I hated the pink color.
Fox: Grr you dork.
Marth roy and link enter.
Marth: Roy your not welcome here!
Roy: Why??
Marth and Link: Because your a loser.
Roy runs home and cries.
Link: Pfft
Fox Throws his blaster away.
DU17: If you want a new gun go kill a stormtrooper. They have crud accuracy!
Falco: Or just hop into an ATAT.
Fox: I loved that blaster.
Falco: You need help. Dr mario!
Doc: Wassupa?
Falco: Take fox to a quiet room, bring his blaster with him.
Doc: Surea. Cmona.
Director: Ok lets get the shot. Marth vs roy, on Final destination.
Marth: We sent roy home cuz hes a loser.
Du17 and director: Link!
Link: ok
Fox rushes in and blasts everyone to death.
Fox: THATS WHY I LOVE MY BLASTER!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

The end!
By Dragoon unit 17!

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It is Year of the SSBM Jockey. Im da falco jockey. And your da... Marth jockey?? Another newbie using marth!!
From: Inuyasha34 | Posted: 6/3/2003 2:43:52 AM | Message Detail
this is funny keep comeing up with more
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Kid: "I'm gonna kick your ares so hard you'll kiss the moons." ~Chrono Cross
From: knl1 | Posted: 6/3/2003 6:14:03 AM | Message Detail
Lol! That one about emotionally moved fox was very funny!
Fox: That's so nobody messes up with me!
Falco(still bulletproof): Hah! My blaster is even stronger than yours!
Fox: WHY YOU'RE STILL ALIVE?!!
Falco(shows bulletproof vest): Hah ha ha ha ha! (shoots at fox)
Fox: YYYYEAAAAHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGBBBBBLEEEEE~ *dies*
Falco: Wooo! L33t! H4h4h4! I am teh hax0r :P
Bowser(comes in):Growl graaa grrowl grreeee graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (Whatever happened here? Why is everyone dead? Why is Falco a mass murderer?!)
Falco: Piu piu piu piu piu piu piu piu (Damn, voice impediment set in. Dang!!!)
Bowser(does a flamethrower on falco): Growl yum yum (Woohoo! Chicken-in-a-stick!)
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Currently improving/"worsening" at:
Super Smash Bros. Melee
From: SSJ Veggito | Posted: 6/3/2003 12:51:01 PM | Message Detail
Part 2 of my uhhh story

Link:NOW YOU DIE MARIO(hey this is like my dream hmmmm)

Mario:Buta what-a have I-a ever have-a done to you-a

(Link thinking "Hey this is EXACTLY like my dream then this means.... I GET SLAPPED grrr ill kill her)

*After mario dies*

Peach:YAY HES DEAD

*Zelda comes to Link after like talks about the true love
thing*

Link: AHHH NO YOU DON'T*smashes zelda off the stage*

Peach:WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR!?

Link:SHE WAS GONNA SLAP ME!HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SLAPPED BEFORE?

Peach:uhh.well no and she was gonna kiss you she told me so if you killed Mario

Link:O_O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*Gannon and Roy come and see Link crying*

*Gannon falls off laughing*

Roy:Now whos the wittle baby wosa-ACK*get B**** slapped by

Peach then cut in half by Link*

Peach:Did that happen in your dream?

Link:Well.... sorta but i got pie.
From: SSJ Veggito | Posted: 6/3/2003 7:05:01 PM | Message Detail
What happened to everyone!? AHHH I'M ALL ALONE oh yea Bump
From: Turk1014 | Posted: 6/3/2003 7:07:02 PM | Message Detail
Bump again.
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Loopholes- the best thing since sliced bread and cable TV.
From: SSJ Veggito | Posted: 6/3/2003 7:38:28 PM | Message Detail
yaay I'M NOT ALONE ^_^
From: Turk1014 | Posted: 6/3/2003 8:01:39 PM | Message Detail
SSBM Tryouts
Turk: What makes you think you've got what it takes to be in SSB3? What makes you different from the rest, you know, trying to avoid clones.

Bomberman: I throw things, lots of things. I just love throwing, can I throw you?

Turk: ...

Bomberman: Everything I throw is explosive, ya know, bombs.

Turk: OK, where do you like to fight, just so I can determine a stage for you.

Bomberman: Your house...

Turk: That's not an option.

Bomberman: OK, my favorite place is Pizza Hut!

Turk: And finally, what are your 5 favorite colors, mostly for your various costumes.

Bomberman: Navy blue, dark blue, blue, sky blue, and khaki!

5 minutes later

Turk: After calculating the time it would take Nintendo to buy Pizza Hut and Vactical, the company that created you, you can sign this contract to appear in SSB3, to the 10th Power!

Bomberman: Oh really! When does that come out?

Turk: 'ahem' never 'cough, cough' 'ahem' (Runs away)
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Loopholes- the best thing since sliced bread and cable TV.
From: VirtualEden | Posted: 6/4/2003 5:59:16 AM | Message Detail
Here is a confession

Roy:Hello, VE. Can you keep this in consequence?

VE:That's "confidence", Roy. Now what is it?

Roy:Okay, here goes...I like...magazines...

VE:What's so bad about liking magazines?

Roy:It's the KIND of magazines that's the problem

VE:What kind of magazines DO you like, Roy?

Roy wispers in VE's ear

VE:That's not too bad. I'm sure lots of men like those kind of magazines

Roy:No, no, no. I mean

Roy wispers in VE's ear again

VE:GAH! You sick ****ing freak! GET AWAY!

Roy:And remember...you said you'd keep this between us

VE:No, I didn't. Besides, we're live

Roy:WHAT!? OH-

End transmission
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It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different.
"Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME
From: Jwecom ver2 | Posted: 6/4/2003 9:20:30 AM | Message Detail
i've got a couple:

Link vs. Marth...

Final Destination..
Link and Marth look at each other and start to circle the field.....they then dash at one another...their eyes full of murderous intent....Link swings....the blade falls out of the hilt.....
Director: CUT!!!
Link: THAT'S THE THIRD MASTER SWORD THIS WEEK!! WHEN ARE YOU PEOPLE GONNA GET IT RIGHT?????
Marth: hehehe....i'll rig them all....THEM ALL
Link: what?
Marth: oh..nothing... :)....yess...nothing indeed <_<, >_>

the second.

Mario is standing at a park...talking to the master hand.
Mario:...you still haven't told me...why me?...i'm just a simple plumber.
MHand:...you are here because of choice.
Mario:...what?....i made no choice....i was just here.
MHand:...you aren't here to MAKE the choice...you are here to understand the choice you've already made.
Mario:...but if i've already made the choice, then what's my purpose here?
MHand:...to beat stuff up....i thought you knew that already....
(crazy hand comes over and taps master hand, then puts huge watch in front of master hand)
MHand:...i'm afraid i must be going now
Mario:...no...wait!
MHand:...there's no need for me to....good luck kiddo
(Master Hand and Crazy Hand...leave the park....Mario then turns around to see Sonic in a black suit and black shades walking towards him.)
Sonic: Mr. Ma-ri-o....surprised to see me?
Mario: ...sonic!
Sonic:...you thought i died when the dreamcast did didn't you?....you thought you had killed me didn't you Mr. Ma-ri-o?...well, it is true...i did die but,....somehow..you brought me back to life you freed me...you released me from death's grip.
Mario: oh?....and how did i do this?
(another sonic copy steps from nowhere....and then another for each phase of his sentences.)
Sonicclone: well, i don't exactly know...
Sonicclone2:i had my own world in the cast but somehow..
Sonicclone3:it seems like you've drawn me to this matrix this....
Sonicclone4:CUBE MATRIX....
Sonicclone5:its like we're connected we're...
Sonicclone6:joined by some force...
Sonicclone7:i don't know what it is...
Sonicclone8:it's like....
Sonicclone9:if you live...
Sonicclone10:i also must live
Mario: oh?....really?...
Sonic: yess....and if i take you.....then...
(Sonic then plunges a quill into Mario....rings start to envelop mario's body until....Mario suddenly gains Star Invincibility and the rings all bust to ashes.)
Sonic: what?...oh scroo this...DIE!!!
(Sonic and all his clones attack!...mario begins beating the garbage out of them with smash attacks...sending them flying all over the park....as Mario continues, more sonics come....until, Mario gets knocked into a wall and runs to a pole in the floor...turns out, it's A HAMMER!!!...the sonics look at each other...then attack......mario then dessimates all the sonics with the hammer, but is then hit in the back with a ring....by one of even MORE sonics...mario then whips out his cape and begins to turn them against each other...a sonic attacks...gets smacked with the cape...and spins around and attacks another sonic....eventually, the cape gets knocked from the plumber's hand and he whips out a handful of coins....he throws them into the sonics...taking them out one by one...but he ran out of coins and was knocked across the park...as they advanced...mario saw his only alternative...escape.....he picked up a park bench and launched it at the sonics...giving him enough time to duck waaay down, call up a green pipe...and teleport away...with the pipe with him....the sonics then get up.....look at each other...and walk away but....)
Sonicclone6: *falls on the floor* OOFF!!!
Director: CUUUT!!!! *&%$...now we gotta do it all over again!
all Sonics and Mario:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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"Hippy Hikku, Brother Trucker" Scud: The Disposable Assassin
From: Jwecom ver2 | Posted: 6/4/2003 11:46:15 AM | Message Detail
bumper the matrix!
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"Hippy Hikku, Brother Trucker" Scud: The Disposable Assassin
From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 6/4/2003 6:59:02 PM | Message Detail
Confession...

Yoshi: Hello. I have a terrifying confession.

StarFoxRocks: Let's hear it.

Yoshi: I don't lay these eggs, you know? I... *Begins to whisper into StarFoxRocks' ear*

StarFoxRocks: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG! We must not tell the public.

Yoshi: Promise not to tell?

StarFoxRocks: Most of them already know. *Points to Camera*

Yoshi: YAAAAAAAAA! *Rips camera off wall and smashes it to little peices*

StarFoxRocks: What about that? *Points to ANOTHER camera*

Yoshi: YAAAAAAAAA! *Does the same thing to the other camera*

StarFoxRocks: ...and that one... (To Himself) I love rigging this room...

Many Hours Later...

StarFoxRocks: ...well, that's all of the Cameras.

Yoshi: PANT So PANT do you PANT PANT promise PANT tPANTo noPANT tell anyPANTAone?

StarFoxRocks: What about him? *Points to a window where Boshi is starring in, he had been listening for the whole time*

Yoshi: YAAAAAAAAAA! *Runs out of the room chasing Boshi*

StarFoxRocks: Heh heh heh. I love having that window installed. Oops... I forgot to tip Boshi. What... a problem. *Puts 100$ in pocket and walks off whistling*
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"Ooooh, a boy... I don't vork with the males 'cause I used to be one." -Robin Williams, Mrs. Doubtfire
From: SSJ Veggito | Posted: 6/4/2003 7:54:29 PM | Message Detail
Ok i have 2 questions for VE 1.You said you were a Pso freak and well... some am I so i wanna know yours chars names my Main char is a Humar named Link(you can tell its me because i have yellow hair and a Black suit and green)a Fomar named Merlin a Hunewearl named Sheik and a black Racast named VaSh. 2.Why do you make fun of Roy?
From: knl1 | Posted: 6/4/2003 9:01:49 PM | Message Detail
What are the secret things you two hide from public?
Just for fun
Mario: How'a is gonna everybody'a?
Everybody: badddd
Mario: That's horrible'a! But i'ma great!
Everybody: whoooooo careees
Who: Whee! I care!
Mario: Madness...
madness: What?
Mario: Stop it!
it: huh?
Mario: argh!
argh: argh!
Mario *kills himself*
Kill: huh? what? eh? um?
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From: VirtualEden | Posted: 6/5/2003 6:01:35 AM | Message Detail
Off topic: to SSJ Veggito:
See my quote for my PSO character

Part 33

Roy:Why are we in this luxury hotel instead of your beach house?

VE:I told you, the HETOHECOA is starting to act suspicious, and if they find out about Jay, they'll be attracted to Earth like ants to a picnic

Marth:This place seems a little high-tech

Link:Tell me about it. I mean, look, is that hot tub 100% hot steam or is it just me?

Jay:And the pool. It's just floating there without any walls

VE:And the arcade. These games look WAY too high tech for our current video game consoles

Kirby:And an anti-gravity chamber, too

Marth:I'm gong into the steam tub

Link:Me, too

VE:I'm going to the arcade

Brendan and May:Us, too

Kirby:I'm going to the anti-gravity chamber

Jay:The pool looks kind of cool

Zelda:I'm in

Eventually, each of the SSB:M cast go their own seperate ways
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It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different.
"Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME
From: phoenixflame2003 | Posted: 6/5/2003 2:16:03 PM | Message Detail
Noooo. The topic isn't on the first page. Must... must... BUMP...
From: TL2000 | Posted: 6/5/2003 2:38:22 PM | Message Detail
Just leaving my mark.
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Why does man feel that he can justify death?
From: phoenixflame2003 | Posted: 6/5/2003 2:45:21 PM | Message Detail
bump.
From: Turk1014 | Posted: 6/5/2003 7:17:24 PM | Message Detail
bumpity-bump.
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Loopholes- the best thing since sliced bread and cable TV.
From: WarringNation | Posted: 6/5/2003 8:43:00 PM | Message Detail
The two pikas,Gannondork,Mewtwo,and Marth are on final destination.

WN:Okay, Mewtwo, You charge up your shot and shoot the two pikas.The two pikas go flying.Got it?
Mew2:*Nods Head*
Pikacu: PIKA!!
Pichu:*in english* AHHHHHHHH!

WN: Ready? ACTION!

*Mew2 charges his shot and shoots the two mice.Pichu flies off to the left of the stage and gets KO'ed.Pikachu flies off into the background*

WN: CUT!! Good Job Mew2.
Mew2:Thank You.

WN: Gannondork you run at Marth.Marth you jump upwards.Gannondork you fall off the stage.

Gannondork: I Refuse.

WN:*pulls out a sword that is as big as gannondork*
If you dont do this I will remove your crotch.

Marth: He has nothing to remove.

Gannondork: Why i oughtta...

*Gannondork charges at marth.Marth jumps upwards. Gannondork falls off the stage*

WN:Good job Marth! Did you get that on camera Mario?
Mario: Yess-a Sirr-a.

What will happen next? Who will win Marth or Mew2? Will we ever see Gannondork or Pikachu Again?Stay Tuned And keep this topic bumped to find out.
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From: Spiffin Mew | Posted: 6/5/2003 8:55:39 PM | Message Detail
Woah
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"the white rock is a salt lick"-okotta
^^best quote ever^^
From: jj48 | Posted: 6/5/2003 9:36:10 PM | Message Detail
Hi, this is my first post...anywhere on this site! I'm just going to set up a character for use in an upcoming story, simply because I don't want to have to spend time defining him in the story itself. OK, and now on to the character.

JJ48 (Me) or JJ, for short.
Race: Human
Age: High School
Height: Average
Appearance: Wears black ninja-esque robes, and wields two katanas.
All A attacks are variations of sword attacks, so will skip to smash and B attacks.
Smash> - Winds up and thrusts both swords into enemy
Smash^ - Does a one-two swipe with one sword then the other.
Smashv - Actually a block more than an attack, holds a sword out on either side, blocking any non-projectile attack (stuns the attacker momentarily).

B - JJ uses his [magic] swords to rip a hole in the space-time continuum in front of him, which sucks any nearby enemies in, and then the other end of the wormhole opens behind JJ, kicking the enemy out. Does less damage than a backwards throw, but has equal damage and range as a forwards throw.
^B - JJ's recovery move, rips a hole in the STC below himself, and falls through it to reappear a bit higher (think if Pikachu did a quick attack straight up twice).
vB - JJ holds the swords in front of him, and blocks projectile attacks, appears to do nothing else, but actually absorbs projectiles' energy for use with...
>B - JJ slides the swords across each other, releasing energy equal to damage of all projectiles intercepted since last >B move. Can be used even when drained, but then does some damage to JJ, because he is using life energy to power swords.

Sorry for the length and detail, but as I said, its probably better here then in the story itself. That will come tomorrow, so for now, I give this to you to reflect upon. By the way, feel free to use JJ if you like him. Also, VE, would you mind if I used some of the characters and storyline from your story?
From: SSJ Veggito | Posted: 6/5/2003 10:44:30 PM | Message Detail
Does anyone like my posts?
From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 6/5/2003 10:44:36 PM | Message Detail
Chapter 26...

*The Alien Ship is flying over Hollywood...*

Director: Nice ship.

Kirby: Yes.

Ness: I agree.

Mario: Hey-a! There's a nice-a hotel.

Ness: Let's park.

Director: *Crashes ship into Hotel* Oops.

Kirby: Idiot.

Director: Do you question me?

Much Later...

Manager: I'm very sorry for the inconveinience.

Ness: I like this Deluxe Suite.

Kirby: ...

They are all in a big hotel room, with a hot tub in the middle and doors leading into a bunch of more rooms.

Director: (W/ black eye) Where's the bedroom?

Manager: Um... go through that door, then go right, then keep going, going, going, then go right. Then go left, then right, then left, then right, then left, then left again, then right 3 times and you got it.

Director: ...three goings or two?

Manager: Three.

Director: Right... *Leaves*

Manager: *To Gavin, Yoshi, Dr. Mario, Samus, Kirby and Ness* Well, enjoy your stay.

Samus: I'm going in the hot tub.

Yoshi/Dr. Mario: Me too.

Kirby: Ooo! A Game Room!

Ness: Uhhh... I'll just go too.

Gavin: ...I"ll just sit here. *Sits on a chair and falls asleep*

Up Next: Chapter XXVI (26)
Will the actors find out where they are? How will things turn out for the DC? Find out... soon!
P.S. BUMP

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"Ooooh, a boy... I don't vork with the males 'cause I used to be one." -Robin Williams, Mrs. Doubtfire
From: Spiffin Mew | Posted: 6/6/2003 12:16:35 AM | Message Detail
I must keep this alive...

Bump... try to...keep...it...alive...

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"the white rock is a salt lick"-okotta
^^best quote ever^^
From: Spiffin Mew | Posted: 6/6/2003 12:38:18 AM | Message Detail
Must keep alive...Bump bump bump

I must bump the best topic ever...

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"the white rock is a salt lick"-okotta
^^best quote ever^^
From: Spiffin Mew | Posted: 6/6/2003 12:39:36 AM | Message Detail
Gotta keep alive for super smash bros melee bloopers bump

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"the white rock is a salt lick"-okotta
^^best quote ever^^
From: Spiffin Mew | Posted: 6/6/2003 12:42:00 AM | Message Detail
Cant bump much longer...
need Bump cola the thing that keeps you bumpin the topic(also available in diet and lemon twist)...

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"the white rock is a salt lick"-okotta
^^best quote ever^^
From: Spiffin Mew | Posted: 6/6/2003 1:00:18 AM | Message Detail
...i have got to keep it alive for the good of the people...
so im gunna try to make sumthin (like those confessions)
here goes nuthin...

SSBM true confessions

Ness:Ive got a huge confession to make

director:what is it?

Ness:ive been keeping this ever since SSB came out...its just that...

director:what is it

Ness: its just...

Director:spit it out already!!!

Ness: its not me fightin all those people in SSBM... its really

Paula

Everyone in the world of gaming:GASP!!!!!!!!

Director:...

Ness: Im glad thats over with...

Link: I got that all on tape sir

Ness:WHAT!!!!!!

Mr. saturn: wahahahahahaaha revenge is mine!!!!!!!!!

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"the white rock is a salt lick"-okotta
^^best quote ever^^
From: Spiffin Mew | Posted: 6/6/2003 1:42:38 AM | Message Detail
Im gunna make an RPG like darknessblast right now so here it goes

Part 1:

Kirby: Yeah im going on an adventure

Screaming person: AHHHHHHH

Kirby:Ill save you!

Lady my Egg the one I got from my pikachu!

Kirby:What happened!??

Lady:That robber took my egg

Kirby:Whered he go?

Lady:That way

Kirby: hi robber wanna fight?

Robber(luigi):What are you kidding

Kirby: nope

Luigi/robber:lets fight then*jumps at Kirby*

*starts to go to battle scene*

Kirby:wow this is something new

Luigi/robber:We take turns to fight ok just thought id tell you in advance

Kirby: ok ill go first umm lets see uhhh Hammer smash

*Smash*

12 damage given to robber

Kirby:whats that all about?

Robber/luigi:you'll get it sooner or later.

Anouncer:stay tuned for part two of Kirbys RPG land

Part 2: A new friend

Robber/Luigi:Lui... uhh i mean robber cyclone

15 points of damage given to kirby

Kirby:ow your mean, ill beat you with Super Kirby Final cutter

*slash*

25 point of damage given to robber

Robber/Luigi:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*withers away*

Kirby gained 23 expierience points
Kirby got 600 gold
Kirby got 3 Happy smile points (makes kirby in a good mood to learn good mood moves usually healing
Kirby Gained 1 Mad face point(Bad mood moves usually hurtful)
Kirby learned Happy sunshine
Kirby learned Mad Thunder storm
Kirby learned Stone
Lady: how long does this last?
Kirby: i dunno
Kirby found a Sword

Lady:thank you Kirby for getting my egg here you can have it

Kirby Got the egg

What the egg is hatching...................
*Egg pops open*
Woah the egg hatched into a pichu

Kirby: WOW!

part 3 coming soon

Part 3 :chaos in Mushroom land

Pichu: Pichu Pi Im hungry

Kirby:Good idea we should buy some equipment

Pichu: Pichu:)(i hope he means my baba)

Kirby:Here is a nice looking town

Sign:welcome to Mushroom land!

Kirby:lets go to the shop

Pichu:?(whats a shop)

Kirby:aww here we are the shop/Inn

Shopkeeper/innkeeper:What can i do for you

Kirby:Get me a bottle of milk for this little guy(heals in battle),a Whole bunch of Food(healing,a bunch of shining hearts(for reviving)and thats it so can i sleep in your inn too

Shopkeeper/innkeeper:Sure it costs 400 gold all together

Kirby:ok

Pichu:*Yawns*Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Kirby:good night pichu

During the night the mushroom land is being attacked by nuclear monkeys

Next episode:monkey king coming tommorow
From: Spiffin Mew | Posted: 6/6/2003 1:48:22 AM | Message Detail
Im the 400th poster. oh yeah. its such an honor especially becauseits well this topic. id like to thank Starfoxrocks
for creating this topic and the IBA thank you VE

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"the white rock is a salt lick"-okotta
^^best quote ever^^
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