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| From: Parakirby | Posted: 5/26/2003 1:02:01 PM | Message Detail |
| ::pops out from non-exsistance:: oh... hi I just finished reading... bump. I got something... my cousin Nicole and I were playing team Stanima (me Kirby, her mewtwo vs. ganon and pichu) and Nicole threw a pokeball with voltorb inside. somehow, in less than 1 second, she walked, grabbed it, walked over to me and killed us both. And none of you are really using kirby. --- *Ness digs in the trash can. Ness find a Hamburger!**Ness eats the Hamburger* ACName:Fred ACTown: Kirby http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/loz.php |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/27/2003 5:22:21 AM | Message Detail |
| Bump --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/27/2003 8:14:22 AM | Message Detail |
| Part III Smith: Common, Bigg. It never takes this long to hack. Bigg: Shut it, and maybe I can go faster. Tails: *Playing GCN* Oh, common! I jumped that platform! Bigg: Ah, here we go... Smith: :D Tails: AAAHHH!!! UNDO! UNDO!! *Hits button repeatingly* Bigg: YAAAAH! OKAY! *Hits undo* Smith: :O NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *Runs over to Tails and turns off the GCN* Tails: AAAHHHHGH! You monster! I was at the 17th level! *Smith strangles Tails* Tails: CHOKE! *Dies* Sonic: *Walks in* Wassup? Fox: Get him! Kirby: Diiie! Smith: *Pulls out a gun* Fox: *Does the same* Falco, Slippy, Peppy... cover me. Sonic: No! Not in our house! Smith's not part of u- Fox/Falco: *Fires* Bigg: Yeeek! *Hides under desk* Peppy: *In a Tank* I've got your back, Fox! Sonic: No! NOT OUR HOUSE--!! BOOOOOOOM The house is blasted to smithereens. Sonic: You crazy old *******!!! *Jumps atop tank and strangles Peppy* Peppy: *Sniff* I'm so happy... Smih: Ha! I emerge victorious! Amy: What about me? Smith: Uh... *Shoots Amy* Bigg: Why are you killing us? Smith: Shut up or you're next. Start working. Bigg: Uh... I already finished. Smith: So the comic Characters are alive now? King Acorn: BLoody right! Now go away. Smith: !!!! *Shoots him* Bigg: You killed the king! Smith: So? *Walks off* Bigg: ...now I must deal with these clowns myself. Geoffrey St. John: Clowns? *Pulls out gun* Bigg: Uh oh... Meanwhile... Director: I swear, the company's gonna sue us or something. Smith: Do not worry, human Director of Super Smash Bros. Melee. I am sure they... won't. Director: What'd ya do? In the Company's Art Room... Everyone is dead on the floor, shot... Director: We are so being sued. The End. --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggum |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/27/2003 8:15:21 AM | Message Detail |
| Bump. Common, keep this Topic Alive. --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggum |
| From: crazedjoker0 | Posted: 5/27/2003 11:24:57 AM | Message Detail |
| One time I was palying against my brother in subcon. He was G&W and I was Mario. I swung the home run bat and when he got hit, the wall didn't deflect him back for his doom so he just floated there. then my brother tried to get using the Up-B move and G&W flew away and I laughed so hard. --- acName:(space)Aljon acTown:Dork |
| From: phoenixflame2003 | Posted: 5/27/2003 12:14:26 PM | Message Detail |
| Two of my friends were at Peach's Castle. One of them picked up a Pokeball and threw it. A computer caught it and threw it. Well what happened next was strange. After the com. threw it, it just hit the ground and stayed closed. The same friend went over to it and just touched it and a clefairy jumped out of nowhere. That was quite funny. |
| From: fff | Posted: 5/27/2003 2:56:04 PM | Message Detail |
| BUMP!!!!!!!! --- kirby I like very much. |
| From: phoenixflame2003 | Posted: 5/27/2003 3:42:49 PM | Message Detail |
| Director: *runs away screaming from set* I can't work with these idiots!!! Someone help me!!! Mario: Whos-a gonna take-a over? Peach: *runs up* I'll take over. Mario: Oh ****!! If she directs, we're all in trouble! Peach: Mario, you *******! *hits Mario upside the head with a frying pan thens starts beating the crap out of him* Everone else: ... Voice: Hehehehe. Perfect. *Bowser comes stomping in* Bowser: Bwahahaha!! This is perfect now I shall rein victorious. Mario: NOOOOOOO!!! Bowser: Yes! *pulls out camera* Mario got his ass kicked by Peach! I'll be laughing for weeks. *Bowser takes picture* Mario: **** you!!!! I'll get you now!!! *Mario now in a headlock gasping for breath* *Large shadow descends over the crowd* Everyone: !! Who's that? *All characters hold their breath as Mr. G&W floats in with his parachute. G&W: BEEP BOP BOOP BING! Mario: Whats-a he-a saying? Kirby: I'll translate. Ahem. "I will take over this ****ing business or else I will ****ing kill you all!" Enough said I say we kill him. *All characters charge at G&W.* *G&W pulls out his hammer and uses judgement on all of them in a blinding flash. Soon they all lay dead* G&W: *laughs somewhat maniacally* Director: *walks in* Wow! Everyone's dead! And I only went to get some coffee. Amazing. G&W: Translation- "Yes I did this all just for you so that you would be happy. Director:Well isn't that nice. *Walks over and hugs G&W* Director: You know G&W, I'm not really the director. *Agent Smith pulls off the director suit.* G&W:!!! Agent Smith: And I never really liked you. *Smith pulls out a pistol and shoots G&W in the head* *Neo comes in and pulls out a shotgun and blows Smith's head off* Neo: Hehehe. *Suddenly, some "random" Afghan comes up and chucks a grenade at the studio* *Studio bursts into flames* Phoenixflame: Darn! And I wanted to apply for SSB:M 3 director. *Walks away* |
| From: phoenixflame2003 | Posted: 5/27/2003 3:53:19 PM | Message Detail |
| Well? |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/27/2003 11:57:52 PM | Message Detail |
| Lol. I would post more but I'm being warned by GameFAQs. I got a message deleted in this topic for a reason... I just don't get. I didn't even put any ****in swear words or anything!!! --- "Ooooh, a boy... I don't vork well with the males cause I used to be one." -Robin Williams, Mrs. Doubtfire |
| From: phoenixflame2003 | Posted: 5/28/2003 10:42:05 AM | Message Detail |
| Is this topic finished?????!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: phoenixflame2003 | Posted: 5/28/2003 2:55:14 PM | Message Detail |
| Bump Bump Bump Bump ........Bump |
| From: crazedjoker0 | Posted: 5/28/2003 5:39:44 PM | Message Detail |
| This topic has to live!!!!! Bump... Bump... Bump... Bump... --- acName:(space)Aljon acTown:Dork |
| From: phoenixflame2003 | Posted: 5/28/2003 5:43:57 PM | Message Detail |
| Do not die!!!!!!!!!!!! No! No! No! Must get calm... Must control anger... Must... must.. Bump. |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/28/2003 6:52:21 PM | Message Detail |
| Director: Okay, Kirby, you will jump onto the ship and then you will kick him off the.. Phone: *Rings* Director: What the-- Kirby, go pick it up. Kirby: *Waddles over and picks up phone* Hello? Voice on Phone: BBBEEEEEELLLLCH!!! Kirby: HOLY ****!! *Slams phone down* Director: ??? *WAlks over* What is it, Kirby? Does the phone scare you? Phone: *Rings* Kirby: -_- *Picks up* Hello? Oh, it's for you. *Gives it to Director and runs out of Studio unnoticed* Director: Hello? Voice on Phone: BBBEEEEEELLLLCH!!! *Hangs up* Director: WHAT THE ****?!! Who was that?!! Outside the Studio... Kirby and Falco are standing next to a Phone Booth laughing. --- "Ooooh, a boy... I don't vork well with the males cause I used to be one." -Robin Williams, Mrs. Doubtfire |
| From: Turk1014 | Posted: 5/28/2003 7:36:16 PM | Message Detail |
| OK, I'm finally back and over 300 post... SSB:M True Confessions Goku: Hey, I have a confession! Turk: You're not even in the game. Goku: Oh... Bowser: Now that he's gone I have a VERY important confession. Turk: Spill it. Bowser: Remember my kids, the Koopa kids from Super Mario World and Bros. 3, well I know what happened to them. During puberty, when they were at their strongest, I paid to have them all genetically fused together, ya know making them easier to manage. Turk: Well were are they now, I wanna see'em in another game! Bowser: But you have, I mean, c'mon, you've fought Giga Bowser plenty of times. Turk: You mean... Bowser: Yep, there's a Koopa with about 9 arms, 7 heads, 6 legs, and 4 tails inside that Giga Bowser robot. They were the only ones with enough arms to operate it. --- Life is like a box of chocolate, you know what you're gonna get if you read the nutrition facts. |
| From: phoenixflame2003 | Posted: 5/28/2003 9:15:00 PM | Message Detail |
| Bump |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/29/2003 6:50:00 AM | Message Detail |
| The IBA strikes again. RUN! --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: phoenixflame2003 | Posted: 5/29/2003 8:13:58 AM | Message Detail |
| The almighty IBA says: bump... |
| From: knl1 | Posted: 5/29/2003 9:54:42 AM | Message Detail |
| Woo! My high karma allows me to find this without even having to search! L33t. Anyway, today I was playing all-star on very easy with ness. Then 3 weird things happened, but I only remember 2. First, I was at Yoshi's Island against bowser, I throw a pk fire forward and it burns the smalls blocks making them not solid. Then bowser aproached me and I use up+a smash. Bowser somehow got ricocheted at the upper blocks and spiked towards the not-solid ground blocks. He didn't even have a chance. Later, I was fighing Luigi, Mario and fox on Corneria. Somehow I got blasted away at the right edge of the level, along with Luigi and Mario. They both die and I use my skills to take ness back to the stage and beat fox. He was very far away too. --- Currently improving/"worsening" at: Super Smash Bros. Melee |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/29/2003 4:41:34 PM | Message Detail |
| The IBA saves the day --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/29/2003 6:44:54 PM | Message Detail |
| Hey VE continue your story! I like it. Anyways... Turk: Okay, who's next? knl1: Me! Turk: You're not a character... knl1: So? Turk: ... VirtualEden: Who cares? StarFoxRocks: Yes. Turk: How did you people get past my securtiy? StarFoxRocks: Um... Meanwhile... Guard: *On Phone* Yeah, he had this Luigi doll that was to DIE for! Voice on Phone: Belch! *Hangs up* Guard: ...well! Wasn't that just my day! ?*Goes to sleep* Meanwhile... Turk: Well, if you're all here, I might as well let you go. knl1, you're first! knl1: I'm scared! Let someone else go first! Turk: ... VirtualEden: I'll go! *Walks up* I am not who you think I am... I'm-- Mario: HELLO!!! Everyone: 0_0 AAAAAAAHJH! *Is frighened and jumps out a window* Mario: ... --- "Ooooh, a boy... I don't vork with the males 'cause I used to be one." -Robin Williams, Mrs. Doubtfire |
| From: Turk1014 | Posted: 5/29/2003 7:27:46 PM | Message Detail |
| SSB:M True Confessions Vegita: You will listen to my extremely important confession! Turk: Sorry, you're not a licensed SSB:M character. Vegita: Where can I get this license?! Turk: At the security desk, tell Sonic and Knuckles I sent ya, heh, heh, heh... Link: That guy is creepy, anyway, I feel like I'm responsible for my younger counterpart's suffering, you know, Young Link. Turk: I'm pretty sure he went through the same troubles you have gone through. Link: The point is that I'm the reason he has no parents, he's a clone of me. Turk: Isn't that obvious, sort of, in a way? Link: My parents were scientist and I accidentally murdered them when they wouldn't let me see what cyanide taste like. Mario: Sorry to interrupt but I'm in on this too! Link: Yeah I made a clone of myself and Mario genetically fused his cells to the clone, inheriting all of Mario's disgusting traits! Turk: Like what? Link: Well, he has a beer belly, he eats to much pasta, he drools over a picture of Peach, he sets his arrows on fire, he leaves the toilet seat down, his farts smell like garbage, and I caught him wearing a red hat! Turk: What are you, his father? Link: Well, kinda... --- Life is like a box of chocolate, you know what you're gonna get if you read the nutrition facts. |
| From: Turk1014 | Posted: 5/30/2003 7:40:50 PM | Message Detail |
| Mario: As a new spokesman for the IBA, I proudly say... LUMP! Turk: ... Mario: I mean pump, no, I meant bump, yeah that's right. --- Life is like a box of chocolate, you know what you're gonna get if you read the nutrition facts. |
| From: BaSkEtCaSe1080 | Posted: 5/30/2003 8:31:20 PM | Message Detail |
| Play HRC with DK and sit there... it looks like DK's playing with himself. |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/31/2003 7:16:03 AM | Message Detail |
| Chapter 31 Back at the summer beach house... Roy:Hey, guys! Look at me! I'm completely tan! VE:Uh, Roy? Did you use any tanning oil or sunscreen? Roy:No, why? Jay:You're COMPLETELY RED! Roy:*looks down*COOL! I'm red! VE:That's not a good thing, Roy Roy:Why not? I might have some cool new superpower VE:Why? Roy:Just look at my cool new suit Jay:That's your skin, Roy Roy:The suit has been fused to my skin? COOL! Marth walks up Marth:What are you yapping about now, Roy? Roy:I have a new superpower, Marth. Just look at this cool red suit that has fused to my skin Marth:Those are UV rays, not a costume Roy:THAT MUST BE MY SUPERPOWER! I CAN CONTROL UV RAYS! What's a UV ray? VE:Ultraviolet Roy:Oh, you mean like the kind that gives you sunburns? Jay(thinking):He knows that UV rays cause sunburns, but doesn't realize he has one himself? Jay(saying):Yeah Roy:Cool! Get ready to get red, everyone! You will become as red as me as soon as I give you an unhealthy dose of UV rays! MUAHAHA! You will soon wish you had brought some sun...block...oh... VE:Yes, Roy, now you realize it Roy:Yes! I do! I will spare their lives because I hate merciful screams of agony! Jay:*runs up and beats the **** out of Roy*WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, ROY!? YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SUPERPOWERS, IT'S JUST A SUNBURN!!! Roy:I see that now, and it sure doesn't make your punches feel any better A spaceship lands and a bunch of bright red creatures step out Alien:We have come from planet Red. A few of our aliens escaped. We don't want to get the secret of our planet's existence to get out to the public, so we're trying to look for them and bring them back Jay:So? Alien:You have one of our aliens right there*points to Roy* Marth:That's not a- VE(with hand over Marth's mouth):-very calm alien. He won't come with out a fight Alien:Is that so? Everyone? The other aliens point huge guns at Roy Alien:You either come with us, or else... Roy:NO! Alien:You leave us no other option BOOM! (to be continued...) --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: marioparty4playa4 | Posted: 5/31/2003 7:44:46 AM | Message Detail |
| Has anyone else fell through the tail of the ship at corneria. it sucks. |
| From: Turk1014 | Posted: 5/31/2003 10:47:44 AM | Message Detail |
| Anybody here? --- Life is like a box of chocolate, you know what you're gonna get if you read the nutrition facts. |
| From: knl1 | Posted: 5/31/2003 11:57:38 AM | Message Detail |
| Lol... I was playing allstar with y. link and then after a battle the clock was saying 02:46:80... --- Currently improving/"worsening" at: Super Smash Bros. Melee |
| From: Cyborg Evo | Posted: 5/31/2003 12:18:33 PM | Message Detail |
| take 1 director:in this scene,luigi willn use a green missle on gannondorf,while mario and bowser punce each other.ACTION! luigi:*uses a green missle,hits gannondorf and does not stop* gannondorf:EEK! mario:*beats up bowser* kraid:*destroys the battlefield* bowser:help me*drowns in the lava* mario:*gets on luigi who is still using a green missle on gannondorf and they all get ko'ed* director:DR MARIO take 2 director:try again.ACTION! luigi:*uses a green missle and kills kraid* bowser:*explodes* luigi:*destroys planet zebus* director:i give up --- name:mario town:animal |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 6/1/2003 6:23:18 AM | Message Detail |
| part 31 and a half when we last saw the smashers, they were back at VE's summer beachouse hiding a bioweapon from a laboratory dedicated to world domination when Roy got a sunburn. He thought it was a superpower because...well, he's a loser and when he found out he was wrong, some aliens mistook hin for their own kind and threatened to blow him up if he didn't cooperate. He still said no, so the aliens used their last resort--to kil himm--and there was a big explosion. Did Roy survive? and now, the story BOOM! VE:NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Jay:God, VE. I didn't know you cared so much about Roy VE:What are you talking about? Roy wasn't the one who got blown up Jay:? when the dust clears, the spaceship is a smoking wreckage and everyone looks up to see the Great Fox Fox:Hey, guys, I saw that spaceship land just as I got there. Fortuante timing, eh? VE:But they were gonna...and Roy was gonna... Jay:In other words, fortunate was the last word I'd use to describe it Everyone:WE HATE YOU FOX! Roy:But he saved my life Everyone:THAT'S WHY WE HATE HIM! Fox:Look, if you want Roy dead, I'll kill him myself Everyone:THEN DO IT ALREADY! Roy:oh, ****! Fox chases Roy into the horizon with a beamsword --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: ZombieBite | Posted: 6/1/2003 6:42:00 AM | Message Detail |
| [This message was deleted by a GameFAQs Moderator] |
| From: FLAMEpenguin | Posted: 6/1/2003 7:17:02 AM | Message Detail |
| Go away zombiebite, if you don't like a topic don't go in it, I marked you for trolling... --- Sig. rented by Koopa Kid. www.angelfire.com/rpg/neozelda/ |
| From: cjgirl | Posted: 6/1/2003 8:01:40 AM | Message Detail |
| Part 1 Party:everyone in SSBM and me To VE and Topic creater for inspiering me,making me laugh,and entertaing me. CJ(me):I'm tired of directing battles! How about making a movie? Roy:YESYESYESYESYES Marth:Heck No!!!!! Link:sure Mewtwo:sure CJ:k, Nana,Popo, you 2 are gonna be aliens which also means your gonna be the star. Roy:Screw that idea. I'm the star!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Marth:"Mr.Ego" strikes again. Roy:ALL OF U SHUTUP!!!! (shoots Nana and Popo) CJ:Wait a second I just got a phone call. Hello? Deep Voice:If you go to Peaches castle and shoot a battle there your pay will raise CJ:Screw the movie........we are going to Peaches castle! *Mario comes in the room* Mario:Hi-ya people-ya. I-ya came-a back-a froma Peachesa Casltle-ya. I gota $5,000,000 fora helpinga make Marioa 64 Peach:But $2,000,000 of that is mine. Bowser:And $2,000,000 is mine! Yoshi:Yoshi Yoshi $800,000! Maro:uhhh abouta thata......... *Peach smacks Mario with pan and kills him* Peach:Lets go! What do you guys think of it? --- "No, you can't adult. But one time I saw Link adulting a vulture."oooooo that probably didn't sound right at all"-Bumpygrimes |
| From: cjgirl | Posted: 6/1/2003 8:39:31 AM | Message Detail |
| Part 2 Party:Everyone in SSBM but Mario and the Ice Clibmers CJ:o.k. bowser, you have to start beating peach up then you "kill" bowser. Bowser:Growwwl Peach:right.......... CJ:and ACTION!!!! *Bowser kisses Peach* *Peach dies* CJ:Zelda come here! Bowser: Zelda! ewwwwwww. *Bowser beats the crap out of Zelda* CJ:PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zelda: I demand a pay raise CJ:Ummm Zelda can u come back here for a sec.? CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *CJ comes back* Link:Where's Zelda? CJ:<_< >_>UMMMM about that........ Marth: OH NO PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --- "No, you can't adult. But one time I saw Link adulting a vulture."oooooo that probably didn't sound right at all"-Bumpygrimes |
| From: cjgirl | Posted: 6/1/2003 9:53:48 AM | Message Detail |
| *Pikachu kills himself and Gannondorf when he jumps in the pool* Marth:ouch......... CJ:THATS IT WE'RE GOING TO THE FOUNTAIN TO GET SOME PEACE AND QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *at the fountain* Mewtwo:This place is to quiet Link:OH SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Mewtwo and Link start fighting* CJ:This will be woth lots..... CJ:THAT was perfect! Link and Mewtwo: What the? You got that on tape? CJ:yup *somewhere else* Roy: Remember when I eat that pill that magically transported me to the hospital? Marth:How could I forget? Roy:I took 1 of those again today Marth:ummm Doc Mario....can u come here for a sec.? TO BE CONTINUED... --- "No, you can't adult. But one time I saw Link adulting a vulture."oooooo that probably didn't sound right at all"-Bumpygrimes |
| From: cjgirl | Posted: 6/1/2003 10:11:27 AM | Message Detail |
| comments please! --- "No, you can't adult. But one time I saw Link adulting a vulture."oooooo that probably didn't sound right at all"-Bumpygrimes |
| From: Turk1014 | Posted: 6/1/2003 10:24:14 AM | Message Detail |
| SSB:M True Confessions Homer Simpson: I have a confession to make. Turk: How do you people keep getting in here? You have to be a character! Homer: Mmm... character... (drools) Yoshi: Moving on, everybody knows I eat stuff, but wonder how I keep my figure. Turk: I bet I wasn't Slim Fast. Yoshi: Nope! (Takes off his saddle, and his gigantic belly pours out!) Turk: What the ****! That's hideous! Yoshi: I've eaten so much now that I turned my saddle into a garter, only to keep my belly in! Turk: Security! Get that green blob outta here, and while you're at it, take the yellow couch too! --- Loopholes- the best thing since sliced bread and cable TV. |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 6/1/2003 10:29:04 AM | Message Detail |
| Chapter 25?... In Hollywood... Gavin: Well, hjere we are. Pierce Brosnan: *To Steve* We have to go... Steve Buscemi: Huh? Oh, yeah! Uh, guys... *Turns to DC* We have to go to an audition of this new movie. Director: So soon? Well, see you guys later. *All the Movie Stars leave* Ness: aw, and I was beggining to like them. Kirby: what's that? Gavin: ... *An Alien Ship flies down to them. A door opens, and PICHU exits!!!* Director: Pichu???? Pichu: Yes, it was me! The whole Indepence Day thing was caused by me! Kirby: Why? Pichu: Mute City was for fun, cause I hate F-Zero, but because you killed Pichachu in that grill I decided to get revenge on the World!!! Director: So TELL everyone, why don't you? PokeMon Fans: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *Dies* Pichu: Ahahahahahhaha! You shall all die! *Gavin sneaks up behind Pichu and stomps him into a Pichu Pancake. Then he eats him* Everyone: ... Director: Good work, Gavin. You can come back to the SSBM crew. Gavin: Yes, about time!!! Kirby: Well, let's have some fun with this Alien Ship! Everyone: *Looks at ALien Ship* Hmmmm... --- "Ooooh, a boy... I don't vork with the males 'cause I used to be one." -Robin Williams, Mrs. Doubtfire |
| From: nerdofreak78 | Posted: 6/1/2003 11:40:30 AM | Message Detail |
| This is HILARIOUS. Kudos to StarFoxRocks for making this post and VE for a great story. --- "You just have to show technology who's boss"-Cyan, FF3 |
| From: cjgirl | Posted: 6/1/2003 2:05:09 PM | Message Detail |
| bump --- "No, you can't adult. But one time I saw Link adulting a vulture."oooooo that probably didn't sound right at all"-Bumpygrimes |
| From: cjgirl | Posted: 6/1/2003 2:58:21 PM | Message Detail |
| Chapter 4 Doc.Mario:Well Roy,it looks like you wont be annoy....I mean talking to any1 for a long time because u forgot how to talk. Roy:No I havn't! Doc. Mario:Look we all have our hopes and dreams ok? Roy:If you didn't save my life I would have killed you right now. Doc. Mario: uhhh right *runs* *meanwhile.........at a bar* Kirby:So I says to him,I says GET OFF MY LAWN, and hes says ok and I'm like whatever and... Fox:Kirbys drunk again...... Falco:You think I don't know that? Fox:Lets leave this place without everyone else... Falco:o.k..... *CRASH* Falco:WTF? TO BE CONTINUED... POST COMMENTS ON MY STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --- "No, you can't adult. But one time I saw Link adulting a vulture."oooooo that probably didn't sound right at all"-Bumpygrimes |
| From: cjgirl | Posted: 6/1/2003 3:16:05 PM | Message Detail |
| *Bowser holds gun up* Bowser:Your not going anywhere! *CJ walks in* *starts camara* CJ:hehe Here comes an extra $5,000 for me! *They start fighting and Pichu comes in* Pichu:PICHU!!! Fox:OH SHUTUP WOULD YOU?????????!!!!!!!!!! Kirby:Hey don't yell at my socks that way. Falco:WTF You don't wear socks Sonic:Hey! Are the auditions over to be in SSBM? Bowser:YES! Falco:YES!! Fox:YES!!! Pichu:Pichu... Kirby:Yes,Mr.Spiky sky I do like cheese.Thanks for asking. Sonc:GRRRRRRRR *shoots Pichu,Bowser,Fow,and Falco* CJ:UMMMM Dr. Mario could u come here fo a sec.? TO BE CONTINUED... --- "No, you can't adult. But one time I saw Link adulting a vulture."oooooo that probably didn't sound right at all"-Bumpygrimes |
| From: cjgirl | Posted: 6/1/2003 3:37:43 PM | Message Detail |
| Chapter 6 Docter Mario:Ummmm nobody died Sonic:What?!!! *takes out gun* Link:*Shoots Sonic* Link:ohhhhhhhhhh Did I mess up your hair????? Sorry. Sonic:Owww...... Mewtwo:*hits sonic* Sonic:Too bad I'm invincible...... *C.Falcon stand in front of Sonic* C.Falcon:Show me your moves! *Sonic dies* Link:I do NOT want to know what HE was thinking........ *meanwhile* Samus:Your a lot sexyer then the older version of you. Y.Link:*playing GBA* SSSH I'm almost to th 7th level! *Link walks in while Samus is taking her clothes off* Link:You guys its time to get back in the shi...olala Samus:GET OUT!!!!!!! *Link gets out* Link:The younger me gets all the luck... TO BE CONTINUED... PLEASE POST COMMENTS!!!!!!!!! --- "No, you can't adult. But one time I saw Link adulting a vulture."oooooo that probably didn't sound right at all"-Bumpygrimes |
| From: ShadowFox50 | Posted: 6/1/2003 4:30:22 PM | Message Detail |
| Why don't we just make a new, fresh topic and bring the "neverending stories" back! God those were the funniest especially the Starfox Adventures one. --- What would you do for a Klondike bar. |
| From: Turk1014 | Posted: 6/1/2003 7:17:03 PM | Message Detail |
| Or how about, BUMP! --- Loopholes- the best thing since sliced bread and cable TV. |
| From: Ganondorf Elite | Posted: 6/1/2003 7:24:24 PM | Message Detail |
| You guys can post on mine... *hears crickets while being menacingly stared at by hundreds of GameFAQs users *....Ok ok...but it was worth a try.*Gets pegged with Snapple bottles and peanuts*...ok so it wasn't. --- --- "I'll never take a bullet for ANYONE, not even for myself." |
| From: darknessblast | Posted: 6/1/2003 8:39:11 PM | Message Detail |
| (This is from RPG World. I'm just changing it to include SSBM.) Somewhere in a forest, a hero is walking along... Link *in a singing voice*: Unlikely hero...out for adventure... Link: I will vanquish the evil warhorde once and for all! ...but I can't do it alone... Suddenly, a scream is heard. Link: ! A scream! A call for help! A maiden to rescue! A justice to be served! A wrong to be righted! Elsewhere... Mario: EEEEEK! Zelda: Your money or your life! Mario: But I only have 10 gold coins! Zelda: Then hand it over! *Link rushes in, begins to beat the crap out of Mario* Zelda: Wha??? Link: Take that! And that! That's no way to treat a lady! Zelda: Um... Mario: OW! Link: Yes, O fairest of maidens? Zelda: Man, I was robbing him! Link: Oh! Such an experience must of made thee woozy! Zelda: Will you---get off of me? ::Mario runs off:: Zelda: ****! There goes dinner... Link: Hey, wanna join my quest? Zelda: Hm? Link: We'll get honor, valor, respect...money--- Zelda *with money signs in her eyes*: I'll do it! Link: Cool! What's your name? Zelda: Zelda. Link: Cool! Alright! Let's go, Zelda! Zelda: OK. ***ZELDA has joind the party.*** Zelda: So when do we get this money? Link: Ummm... *TO BE CONTINUED IN A LATER POST/TOPIC* --- HUcast - Viridia - Lv. 73 - Ultimate - Varaha Lv. 200: 29/133/35/3 - STAG CUTLERY +21, VIRISTA +25 - Latest Rare: TALIS |
| From: darknessblast | Posted: 6/1/2003 8:51:55 PM | Message Detail |
| Part 2 ***Link continues his adventures with the thief he "rescued" in Part One.*** Link: What bold new adventures await us today? Zelda: Hey! What's that? Link: ? ***Dragon appears.*** Link: A dragon! Zelda: Looks kinda stupid. Link: Let's kill it! ***Screen turns pixelated.*** Zelda: Gah! What's this?! Link: A battle transition. ***Screen changes to battle mode.*** Link: This'll be easy! Zelda: ...okay. Link: AHHHHHH! :FWOOOM!: Link *burned*: ...woo... Link: That's it! Prepare for the beating of your life! Link *to himself*: Well... Hmm... Now should I use the slash or the jab? The slash might... Zelda: Can't I just go hit him now? Link: Heh! No way! You must've never been in a battle before! Everyone knows that you've got to wait your TURN. Right now, it's my turn. You got after me. Got it? Zelda: That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Link: Don't complain! This is how we're gonna fight! Now check this! YAAAAAA! ***Link pulls out his sword and swipes the Dragon!*** Dragon: ROAR! Zelda: Now what? Link: Now I hit him like that five times over and over! Zelda: Not even you would use such a dumb strategy! Link: SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! WHEE! Zelda: ... *PART THREE SOON!* --- HUcast - Viridia - Lv. 73 - Ultimate - Varaha Lv. 200: 29/133/35/3 - STAG CUTLERY +21, VIRISTA +25 - Latest Rare: TALIS |
| From: Dark1ofEVIL | Posted: 6/1/2003 9:12:18 PM | Message Detail |
| I have one! Capt. Falcon,Link,Fox and Mario were getting ready for the melee and Mario had a sly look on his face. Link:Ready everybody! Capt. Falcon,Fox and Mario:Yeah! Director: Everybody on the set! Capt. Falcon,Link, and Fox went to the arena. However Mario went to the director's room and he found A...Donut! Mario:Doughnut! Doughnut! Doughnut! Does the happy dance. Director: Drop that doughnut! Wild Western Music plays. Mario:Come and get it bigboy. Director:Don't toy with me. Mario:OH YEAH YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID! Director: That's IT! COME IN HERE SWAT TEAM MEMBERS! Swat team members drop from the roof. Director:Get that doughnut! Swat: Yes Sir! The swat team members corner Mario and get the doughnut. Director:Yay my doughnut's saved! Capt. Falcon,Fox and Link: Start the fight already!!! Crickets chirp and tumbleweeds blow. Link: Let's just go back and wait for the fight as usual. Fox:Wait where's Mario... To be continued... |
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