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| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/17/2003 1:03:52 PM | Message Detail |
| 200 posts...wow --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: marthmaster77 | Posted: 5/17/2003 4:53:13 PM | Message Detail |
| Must...not...let...topic...die... --- Going to war without the French is like going deer hunting without an accordian.-Norman Schwartzkopf |
| From: FFForever | Posted: 5/17/2003 7:01:58 PM | Message Detail |
| ...BUMPITY BUMP --- don't underestimate who I am |
| From: Turk1014 | Posted: 5/17/2003 7:27:35 PM | Message Detail |
| Wait! I'm here! SSB:M True Confessions Mewtwo: I am the famous psychic Pokemon, Mewtwo, but not famous enough to get a date, got any tips? Turk: This is a confessional... Mewtwo: Oh, but it's not because I'm not human, I mean, I've got these god-like psychic abilities, and I can't get a date! Turk: Maybe it's that tube on your neck. If you removed it... Mewtwo: NO! The various scientist that 'ahem' created me said that transports nutrients throughout my body. It's like another neck to me! Peach: Well I think it's ugly. Zelda: Me too. C. Falcon: Me three! Turk: Why do YOU care Falcon? C. Falcon: Uhh... gotta go!! Mewtwo: THAT'S IT! (Picks up a beamsword and slices his neck tube, along with the rest of his neck, thus committing suicide) Turk: Aww crap, to bad he's extremely rare, It's your fault Peach! --- Life is like a box of chocolate, you know what you're gonna get if you read the nutrition facts. |
| From: Turk1014 | Posted: 5/17/2003 8:24:32 PM | Message Detail |
| Where is everybody, this can't die! --- Life is like a box of chocolate, you know what you're gonna get if you read the nutrition facts. |
| From: FFForever | Posted: 5/17/2003 10:23:02 PM | Message Detail |
| ...i don't know, *checks Time* perparing to watch SNL? --- don't underestimate who I am |
| From: Aegis5 | Posted: 5/17/2003 10:24:50 PM | Message Detail |
| Good topics don't die, they go to a "topical" island resort*laughs nervously,then runs* --- HEY! I could be wrong... |
| From: Dragoon Unit 17 | Posted: 5/17/2003 10:34:11 PM | Message Detail |
| Director1: Link and Zelda you guys ready? Link: Why must i fight my girlfriend? Zelda: Oh please, Id kiss a dead mooses butt before becoming your girlfriend. Director1: Lets just do the shot. STAGETEAM!! Set up stage to hyrule temple. Link: NO! I WONT FIGHT MY GIRLFRIEND!! *cuts all the stageteams heads off*. Director1: YOUR FIRED *gets his head cut off* Director2: TAKE 2 Director2: Link, you do this or your fired. Link: FINE!! Director2: And ACTION! Zelda and link continually smash attack eachother. Fox and falco walk in. Director 2: Get on the stage and start smashing. Fox: Why? Director2: BECAUSE I SAID SO!! Falco: And i say **** YOU! *shoots director2 in the head*. Take 3 DU17: K im back and i brought a new cameraman. Say hi to Homer simpson. Homer: Mmmmmm DONUTS!!!!! *Homer bumps his head on the steam pipe over the donuts* DOH! Ok count him out for now. Dr mario walks in. Dr mario: ow you got a nasty burnbump on the head, Im afraid you need stitches. Falco: well take him aboard the great fox. Fox: ARE YOU INSANE! I dont want a simpson on my ship, He may chickendance on the blueprint table. Falco: Ok leave him then. *Fox and falco walk off*. DU17: Whatever. Ok you guys ready? Link and Zelda: Yes. Dr mario: May i join? DU17: Yea sure. Ok ACTION! Zelda and link smash eachother continually, dr mario sits back and throws megavitamins. DU17: Doc, dont just sniper them. Get in the fray! Dr mario: What if i get hurt? DU17: Oh ***Damnit! --- Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!! Richter belmont in Castlevania: Sotn |
| From: Dragoon Unit 17 | Posted: 5/17/2003 10:38:47 PM | Message Detail |
| This topic better not die, Cmon VE Think of another scene. --- Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!! Richter belmont in Castlevania: Sotn |
| From: classicgamer83 | Posted: 5/18/2003 1:00:13 AM | Message Detail |
| Down, but not out. SSB:M Acronyms Does Real Mediciene Along with Real Investigations Only She Hasn't Intended Every Kill Power In Kilowatts Amperes Currents Hertz and Understanding Packed In Current Hubs Underground Power in Every Arm Club and Hand --- "I think it was very nice of them to give that dead woman another chance." Crow; Mystery Science Theater 3000 |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/18/2003 7:20:08 AM | Message Detail |
| I'm gonna take a crack at some confessions now Dr.Mario:You know, VE, you're the only person I can tell this to, okay? VE:Okay Dr.Mario:Ok, I'm not really a people doctor, heck, I don't even have a doctor's license VE:Well, yeah, but you still do a great job helping people get better Dr.Mario:No, I don't. I try to cure all the diseases of the world and end up creating worse ones. You know the common cold? VE:Yeah... Dr.Mario:I tried to make a cure for it and ended up creating SARS VE:YOU created SARS? Dr.Mario:Uh-huh. And you know the flu? I created AIDS VE:AIDS? Dr.Mario:And chicken Pox? Hep B VE:...You couldn't have done any worse, could you? Dr.Mario:Not to mention all of the suing for malpractice...all of this must be kept in confidence, ok? VE:*Signals Link to hide the camera*Ok --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: knl1 | Posted: 5/18/2003 9:14:19 AM | Message Detail |
| /\ | | d'oh! I'm gonna try a confession too! Pikachu: I'm not electric. I'm a battery with a costume! Director: eeek Pikachu: What was that??? Director *broken* : eeek eek eek eek *bzzt* link hide the camera *bzzt* so what is the thing you most likes *bzzt* but where is this from *bzzt* Pikachu: ????? Link: *sweatdrop* Pichu: A-ha! Link: ! *bzzzzt* Pikachu: Luckily I didn't tell them about what I did with jigglypuff... to... create... pichu... EEEK! The mere memory of it is giving me diarrhea(sp?)! Jigglypuff: Puff! Jiggly!!!! Pikachu: Whattttt theee heck??? Jigglypuff: I did the same thing with Pichu and created Chu! Pikachu: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Falco *comes in*: What the heck? Pikachu: eep. Falco *shoots them enough to give 'em 999 damage.* Pikachu: EEEP. Falco *pokes pikachu* Pikachu: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *became star* Jiggly: Okay stop it Knl1! This is not that much fun! knl1: It's not supposed to. Falco's a serial killer and this is a bump. Jiggly: Oh s*** Falco *grins* The ENDSSSSSSSSSSSSSBUMPAGE HELPS --- Currently improving/"worsening" at: Super Smash Bros. Melee |
| From: knl1 | Posted: 5/18/2003 9:15:22 AM | Message Detail |
| eep. Pichu: A-ha! Scratch that. Pikachu: A-ha! --- Currently improving/"worsening" at: Super Smash Bros. Melee |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/18/2003 10:59:45 AM | Message Detail |
| CONFESSION TIME! Peach:You know, I'm not REALLY a princess VE:Really? Peach:Nope, actually, it belongs to Toad, but I whited out his name on the will and put mine in VE:So you lied to get all of mushroom kingdom to yourself and you use the RIGHTFUL owner to block projectiles and avoid physical pain Peach:Yep, and it got Mario, right? VE:Nope Peach:What do yo mean, no? VE:Mario is in love with...his brother, Luigi Peach:You mean he's... VE:Yep. He came in and confessed it just a couple of minutes ago. That's why this place looks like it was wrecked. He got really mad when he found that his confession was being filmed and live on pay per- Peach:What did you say? VE:Uhh nothing Peach:THIS IS BEING FIL- BOOM Toad kicks down the door Toad:Get that imposter! Peach:Oh, ****! A couple of years later, in SSB:3 Link:You will DIE! Toad:BRING IT ON! Link shoots an arrow at Toad, but he blocks it by pulling out Peach and letting the arrow hit her Peach:Ow... --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/18/2003 11:51:14 AM | Message Detail |
| I remember when people used to actually POST here. C'mon, I like those stories and bloopers --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: Richter Prone | Posted: 5/18/2003 11:52:51 AM | Message Detail |
| this is the 10001 message post on this board. --- Responsible for making the second 500 post moofus topic... little did I know... little did I know... |
| From: Unfortunate Bob | Posted: 5/18/2003 4:07:40 PM | Message Detail |
| *Does CPR on a great topic,yet one that gas been dieing far too soon... --- Althena didnt do that....I SCREWED IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-Chad Letts/Hiro |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/18/2003 4:38:21 PM | Message Detail |
| Guy, im very sorry for not posting fo0r a while, but my god**** computer broke down!!!! I'll continue my story later... --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/18/2003 5:40:37 PM | Message Detail |
| Brendan:You will lose, May! Umbreon, GO! Umbrion looks at may May:Oh, yeah? PIKACHU, GO! Pikachu:PIKA! see if you get it --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: FoxDude | Posted: 5/18/2003 7:17:23 PM | Message Detail |
| Bowser: *has a dopey smile on his face and is hugging a bunch of Mr. Saturns* Director(me): Bowser... we're filming Bowser: O.O; *whispers "sorry" to the Mr. Saturns and throws them every which way* ROAR!! This bump is brought to you by Bowser Castle! --- Golden Sun>Ragnarok Jupiter "I love Bowser's feet..." - me |
| From: Turk1014 | Posted: 5/18/2003 7:37:55 PM | Message Detail |
| SSB:M True Confessions Mr. Saturn: I didn't intend to become an ITEM when I tried out for SSB:M! Turk: Blame that former director. Mr. Saturn: I don't deserve it, wanna know why, cause I'm actually the brains behind everything Ness is famous for! I saved the planet from aliens every time! I just let them visit Fourside every now and then! I deserve more credit, I don't deserved to be thrown repeatedly by everyone, hit and thrown off stages! Turk: I could change all the scripts, except that they're all written in permanent marker, and that's a lot of white out. Mr. Saturn: Don't worry, I got plenty of money to supply you with. (Gives Turk 10,000 bucks!) Turk: Don't tell me you got all this for being an item! Mr. Saturn: The job has it's perks. Multiple Mrs. Saturns and Peach: Oh... we know. Turk: Sigh... Peach and her affairs... Mario and Luigi: Peach with who again... --- Life is like a box of chocolate, you know what you're gonna get if you read the nutrition facts. |
| From: Turk1014 | Posted: 5/18/2003 8:04:34 PM | Message Detail |
| Where is everybody? I hope people realize anything stupid that happened to you in the game could count as a blooper, like when I first fought Giga Bowser, and to avoid his breath, I hung on the edge, then he Bowser Bombed straight of the stage. Maybe the True Confessions can help this reach 500 post. It all started with my Giga Bowser confession, anyway... SSB:M True Confessions Ganondorf: I'm getting to old for this, I can hardly run or jump like I used to. Turk: But ya got your power... Ganondorf: What good is it if I'm so old that I have to wear a diaper, unable to control when I 'ahem' go. You see, that's what is weighting me down, not my clothes. Turk: I could've guessed that from the smell... Ganondorf: What was that? Turk: Nothing. Ganondorf: My hearing is going to. Well here's another one, I really admire that Link whippersnapper. Zelda: So do I. Peach: Me too! Mario: HEY! Peach: Sorry, I'll wait in the car... Link: Ohh... I got fans! (Rips off shirt and flexes muscles) Ganondorf and Mario: He ain't go nothin' on us! (They too rip off their shirts!) Link: Eww! Both of you got beer bellies, with hair, AND lint! Peach: WAH! (runs away) Zelda: I can't take it anymore! (Transforms into Sheik) Sheik: Now I'm not attracted to any of you. Ganondorf: But word has it you're still a girl. Sheik: But you don't KNOW that, do you? Turk: I thought this was a confessional, I'm kicking all of you out! Security! Bomberman, Trevor Belmont, Sonic and Knuckles: Thanks for giving us jobs, now we're automatically in SSB:M 5? Turk: Oh yeah... --- Life is like a box of chocolate, you know what you're gonna get if you read the nutrition facts. |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/18/2003 8:21:24 PM | Message Detail |
| Chapter Something Over Boston Yoshi: NOOOO~ I like Boston! Don't let those Phycos blow it up!! Bill PUllman: ... Dr. Mario: I-a did'nt-a know-a you-a liked-a Boston-a!! Yoshi: Well, let's hurry up and blow that damn thing up already! Back over Icicle Mountain... Director: Hmm... where should we go now, seeing that New York is infested with Zombies... Kirby: Umm... how about Kongo Jungle? MegaMan: I say that's okay! *Whispers to Bomberman* That's the best place to kill them all! Bomberman: Huh? MegaMan: ...you know... Bomberman: Oh, yes! The assasination!! *He says it a little too loud* Director: What?! --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: Turk1014 | Posted: 5/18/2003 8:44:26 PM | Message Detail |
| I've realized that the problem is that nobody is online and on GameFAQs at the same time. Luigi: Oh no! That DK just fainted! Dr. Mario: Maybe my college degree can help here! Stand back! CLEAR! Ztttz! CLEAR! Ztttz! CLEAR! Bump! Luigi: ??? --- Life is like a box of chocolate, you know what you're gonna get if you read the nutrition facts. |
| From: AOW2pac | Posted: 5/18/2003 9:35:28 PM | Message Detail |
| here is our cast mario-the annoying guy luii-the extremely dumb guy link-has an IQ of 4 dr mario-self explanitory kirby-has an IQ of 22847 marth-the smely guy roy:the guy noone likes Chapter 1 Mario runs to every house in the world screaming "EMERGENCY!"he goes to the world leaders and adresses the world......... "Ladies and gentlemen,we are out of mustard!" "DIE SWEEDEN MAN!" yells link as he shoots mario with an arrow. "Look!,itsa Dr. Mario with hisa parachuta." said Luigi "O SHUT UP!"yelled Roy everyone-*glare* Roy-ill shut up... Majin Buu-CANDY! Kirby-hey,youre not even in this game or even nintendo made! MajinBuu-Yum! Luigi-who ae you? Kirby-i am a exterminusfergusonmyaniysakka enchiaracnohderm aka annoyin pink blubber WILL MAJIN BUU LEAVE THE SET?WILL MARIO RECOVER FROM HIS ARROW WOUND?IS KIRBY A exterminusfergusonmyaniysakka enchiaracnohderm?FIND OUT NEXT TIME! --- Currently Playing:Morrowind,and Diablo 2. Bonethugs, 2pac, Eminem, & 50cent are da best evar |
| From: falcofan88 | Posted: 5/18/2003 10:20:48 PM | Message Detail |
| *goes to the fountain of Dreams* KI: VE! we shouldn't be dumping FF's dead body here! Dreams are given to people from here! They Don't want dreams about my ****! VE:Hmmm... hey Roy, wanna make a new show? We will call it, "Dumb ***". Roy: Like that show Jacka*gets interupted* VE: shuuuu! The mods are IN the walls! So, are you willing? Roy: Yes... if the salary is good. VE: Take one. This shot will have you, eating FF88. Roy: oh k.... who cares. I have insurance. *takes a piece* OK! CUT! Roy: Wait a minute... YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE CAMERA! I AT LEAST DESERVE MY SALERY! VE: Okay... *hands Roy a plate of celery* Roy: WHAT?!?!?! You ga' sum splainin' ta doo! VE: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR STUPIDITY! Newactor, come'on out! Geno: Sup, *******'s! Wait, lemme guess... Roy. Geno Flash! *turns into a cannon and incinerates Roy. VE: Geno, you are now Mario/Roy/Geno, k? GENO: Do I get any Bling? VE: sure...? Geno: Sweet... now wheres the computer... gotta get me some downloads. VE: o_0...? Will Roy come back? What is Geno Looking at? Will there be an enormous bill from a strange company? In Geno on Drugs? find out next time! --- " If you were a man, who just had his **** bit off, would YOU wanna live? Just press the die button, *******." Joe Fish gerbil |
| From: ElvinKirby | Posted: 5/18/2003 10:22:35 PM | Message Detail |
| this is wierd i came once to this topic when it first came out and it had like 2 msgs now it has the 200 and sumthing.freeeeeeeeeky |
| From: classicgamer83 | Posted: 5/18/2003 10:48:02 PM | Message Detail |
| SSB:M Acronyms Superior Alien Manager in Universal Systems Fire And Land Comber Operationalist Zelda Every Legend Doing Anything --- "I think it was very nice of them to give that dead woman another chance." Crow; Mystery Science Theater 3000 |
| From: Dragoon Unit 17 | Posted: 5/18/2003 10:56:50 PM | Message Detail |
| This is C.falcon80026, confession 2. --- DU17: So um why did you quit the F zero races (Pops open a coca cola)?? C.falcon: Because i signed up for the Daytona 500. DU17: WHAT THE ****!!!! How?? C.Falcon: i put my name under where gordons name should be =). DU17: Hmm, i cant believe how they excepted that but...... C.falcon: When they found out that gordon had been murdered, they needed a fast replacement with high skill. So they saw my name and interviewed me, and i joined. Theyll never know that it was i, Captain falcon who killed Jeff gordon! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! DU17: Oh really? Hey Samus come on out. Samus: Lookie what i got falcon C.falcon: A CAMERA!!!! YOU MEAN!!!!! DU17: Fraid so, weve videotaped the entire session. Now well show it to HBO. C.falcon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DU17: SECURITY!! Get him out of here, The charges are first degree murder, Have his file erased. Samus: Tsk tsk, what a poor loser he was. DU17: I agree, lets go ill buy you lunch. Samus: Great, Taco bell alright? DU17: Sure, i absolutely love their #7 combo. The end. By Dragoon unit 17! --- Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!! Richter belmont in Castlevania: Sotn |
| From: falcofan88 | Posted: 5/18/2003 11:45:14 PM | Message Detail |
| Part 4 Geno: Gesh teh hehh aweeey yah daaaamins! *use Geno Beam* VE: Help, sweet mother of god, SAVE US! GandW: BLEEP! Geno: Eoh yehhh? Well... yo mama was fiiiiine in bed teee, jah f00... *pukes* Marth: STOP, GOD **** IT! Geno: Holay smchidt... Its Axem blue... eaht sheh mooshrum! Marth: You leave me no choice... *counters the thrown mooshrum* Geno: I LUV YO MAMA! *A helicopter with the Label Squaresoft lands* Sephiroth: Sin Harvest! Geno: Woah... luuk ath jeh purtay coolurs!*pukes on sephy, interupting the attack* Sephiroth: Mother... I have failed you... Geno: Whirl'em goo, foo! *does 9999 damage to chopper* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! Link: Oh crap... Miyamoto is gonna get in trouble... *a cloud arrives* Mallow: Great! He found my stash, AGAIN! Geno: Hey, looky! a gbig mooshrum! Mallow: ...? oh well. *punches geno, and takes him back to Nimbus Land* VE: well... I guess this tank is a little unecessary... *shoots a missile at Microsoft Headquarters* --- " If you were a man, who just had his **** bit off, would YOU wanna live? Just press the die button, *******." Joe Fish gerbil |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/19/2003 8:08:50 AM | Message Detail |
| part 29 Roy:Ow... VE:Well, Roy, there's no one to blame it on but yourself Roy:MYSELF? YOU'RE the ones who launched me into the building Marth:well, if you weren't such a loser, we wouldn't have launched you Man:GET BACK HERE! Man2:MAKE ME! A man chases a young adult. The man is in some high tech battle armor and is shooting at the young man VE:STOP IT! The young man hides behind them Man:Why should I? Link:What gives you the right to pick on him? Man:We created him. He's the ultimate bioweapon, but he broke out. My orders are to bring him back dead or alive Marth:What do you say, Link? Link:I say DEAD! Marth and Link charge the man in battle armor Man:YOU ARE NOT GONNA GET AWAY! The man shoots at Marth Marth(blocking the bullets with his sword):You got to do better than that! Marth misjugdes a shot and gets hit by a bullet, causing a small scratch on his arm Man:Hehe Link:You forgetting someone?*cuts the man in half* The man sprays blood all over the ground as he falls dead VE:Are you okay, kid? Young Man:I'm okay. I'm Jay, who are you? VE:I'm VE Jay:Those men will come back for me. I cannot run forever Marth:That man called you a bioweapon. What did he mean? Jay:I was created in a laboratory. They were gonna use me to conquer the world. I didn't want to fulfill their evil purpose, so I ran VE:Well, stick with us, and you'll be safe Jay:Really? Marth:As long as you don't put your fate in Roy's hands, you'll be safe Roy:HEY! Jay:Thank you all for helping me. I only need you to keep me safe until they forget about me like before. Link:Before? Jay:Yes. The were gonna use me to make this world a better place, but they moved on and fogot about me. All those years in that dark laboratory...but as times changed, they did too. They grew a powerful urge for world domination, but needed a weapon. Then they remembered me and came to get me. At first, I was happy to leave, then they told me of their plans. That's when I decided to run. VE:Don't worry. We'll help you. Right, guys? Everyone:Yes VE:See? You're safe here. Jay:Thank you all --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/19/2003 9:15:44 AM | Message Detail |
| Chapter 19... I think... Director: What?! Bomberman: Oh, uh... i....I...I... UM UM UM!!! Everyone but MegaMan & Bomberman: ... Gavin: What's eatin' him?? Bomberman: Oh! Uhhh--- WATCH OUT FOR THE CLIFF!!! Director: Huh? *Turns around to the windshield* WHAA! WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO DRIVE??!! Kirby: Dunno. *Begins to drive the sahip* Director: (Angry) Kirby........ Kirby: Say, what did Bomberman say about an assassination...? Director: Oh yeah! *Turns back to Bomberman* Now, who are you planning to assassinate?? Bomberman: Umm... I was joking!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Everyone: ... Gavin: Well that's over. Say, where's MegaMan? Outside... *MegaMan is hanging off the side of the ship* MegaMan: STOP THE SHIP!!! Meanwhile... Yoshi: Hah! I got the missile lock on! Bill Pullman: Well, shoot it! The Ship's Core begins to open to fire... Jeff Goldblum: Hurry up and destroy it! Samus: I'm on it. *Samus rushes in* Yoshi: Holy Holy Moley. Bill Pullman: ... Dr. Mario: Watch out for that ship!! *An Alien ship begins to Chase Bill Pullman* Yoshi: Noo! Not the Celebraty!! *Crashes into the ALien Ship* AAAAAHHH! Samus: ... *Fires Missile into Core* FIRE IN THE HOLE!!! *Everyone flies back to the main jet* Inside the ship... Alien: ?? *Sees missile about to blow the ship up* O_O !!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM The Ship explodes into little pieces over Boston. Everyone: *Cheers* --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: ApolloBomberman | Posted: 5/19/2003 9:40:08 AM | Message Detail |
| the only thing I found out was that if you play as peach and you stand on top of chansey in Poke floats, do your taunt. if you do it at the right time, while she is spinning, the chansey will start to go down off screen fast, and her dress will fly up as she is spinning. --- The servers r,the 7 chaos,chaos is power,power is enriched by the heart.The controler is the 1 that unifies the chaos.only u can do this,Stop the Chaos Emeralds |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/19/2003 10:53:37 AM | Message Detail |
| On the next episode of The Super Smash Bumpers: Link:WE HAVE TO KEEP THIS TOPIC UP! Roy:WE CAN'T LET THIS TOPIC DIE! Marth:HURRY! IT'S SLIPPING FAST! Will they keep the topic up or will one of the best topics ever die? Find out on the next episode of The Super Smash Bumpers! --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: Kraftt C Wizz XVII | Posted: 5/19/2003 12:24:04 PM | Message Detail |
| when did this get changed from bloopers into fake movie blunders? --- http://www.racewarkingdoms.com/cgi-bin/kds/rwk.cgi?referred+by+bogerbo go to this address to get me 100,000,000 gold.. If you want me to be your friend... |
| From: falcofan88 | Posted: 5/19/2003 1:34:36 PM | Message Detail |
| Part... 5OMG! Sonic: Ahhh... what a nice dat... Knux: Hey... wait a minute... where THE **** DID THAT MONKEY COME FROM!!?? Monkey: Eep! Eep! Tails: Ohhhhh... what a cute monkey... *touches the monkey* Monkey: AAHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHH! *explodes* SONIC, TAILS, AND KNUX: GUAHHHHHAHAJHJAH! *they die* Wario, Waluigi, and Boshi: I'm-a Numba-1! DK and Diddy: EAT TNT! *they blow up* Goes to VE's living room. VE: Wow, where did you find this game, Smithy? Smithy: In Nintendo's seeeeeeecret box. VE: Hey, what was it called again? Smithy: Super Smash Karts. VE: Wow! I thkn I'll be... Ash this time! Smithy: I'll be... um... the Axem Rangers! The main door explodes revealing... VE: what the ****! Kirby: Oh crap! Marth: OH MY GOD! Mewtwo: OH YOUR GOD! Pika: PIIIIII! Jiggly: LLLLLLLY PUFF! PIchu: CHUUUUUUUU! Roy: Hey, he looks worse than *gets shot* Link: WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF!? Zelda: HOLAY BOVINES! G.Dorf: Holy fudgesicles, Batman! GaW: BELLLLLEP! D.Mario: MAMA-MIA! Bowser: GRRRRAHHHH! *gets shot* gruuuufff *gets shot again* Yoshi: YOSHI YO! Ness: whelp.... Fox: oh jeebus, save me! Falco: oh jeebus, save HIM! Samus: EEEEEEEK! Tom Green: Plastic Bag! Plastic Bag! Tommy Goxville: Hello, Im Tommy Goxville, and Welcome to Dumb ***! *the smoke clears* Zelda: Hey, its only that one guy, uh... what was his name? VE: Tommy... (should i say this?)...... Vercetti. Kirby: Whooooo? VE:... The guy from GTA: VC, you dumb ***. Fox: Oh... crap.... I think...? Why is Tommy V. at VE's house? Why was Tom Green even mentioned? tune in next time, for answers. --- their movesets ARE based off PERVious games-FForever |
| From: falcofan88 | Posted: 5/19/2003 3:37:53 PM | Message Detail |
| Exor: Wait a minute... I'm a giant sword... right? Smithy: Yup. Exor: And I look really cool, too, right? Smithy: Uh-huh. Exor: I pretty tough, also. Correct? Smithy: Yep. Exor: So, Why have I been In only 1 freakin' game? Smithy: Cause'a Squaresoft. Exor: Well, this sucks... Meanwhile, at VE's house... Link: No, you go first. Marth: No, you. Link: No, so... how about making Roy go? All in favor, Say "Roy Sucks". Everyone: ROY SUCKS! Roy: Roy sucks! I mean.... crap. Tommy: I'm gonna own this town! Roy: What the **** are you talking about? We're In a floating biosphere! Tommy: I'm gonna own this town! Roy: Whatever... * Charges B attack* Tommy: I'm gonna own this to*gets hit* Roy: HAHAHAHAH! YOU SUCK! Everyone: ****... Tommy: R1 R2 L1 O Left Down Right Up Left Down Right up Roy: Come Again? Tommy: R1 R2 L1 X Left Down Right Up Left Down Right Up Link: Wait... I know what this means... Crap... Tommy: R1 R2 L1 R2 Left Down Right Up Left Down Right Up Link: We REALLY should surrender... Roy: Chicken! This guy's a wimp! Why I could *head gets sniped off* G.Dorf: OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED ROY! YOU *******! Link: RUN!!!!!!!!! Tommy: You can't run, officer... VE; We're cornered! This is the end... I have a confession... I cut your salary in half so I could get unlimited acess to po*ground shakes* Meanwhile, back at Bowsers Keep... Cricket: Chiiiiirp. Chiiiiiirp. Chiiiiiirp. At Squaresoft HeadQ... Nothing but fiery ruins remain... Back to VE's house... Tommy: Heheheheh... Bowser: Oh great... SMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH! EXOR: LEMME' BE IN THE GAME! Smithy: As his contractor, I believe I have an interesting proposal... VE: Screw that! you're hired! You obliviated Tommy Vercetti! Exor: Who? --- (You mean more weapon things coming to my castle? What about my... PRIVACY?)-Bowser |
| From: the yugi ghost | Posted: 5/19/2003 4:13:28 PM | Message Detail |
| It's tim for the truth(a.k.a. Confession time) Mario:Ya know,I am not Nintendo made,I am......Sony made! (Everyone from Nintendo gasps) Link:And I'm made from Microsoft! (Louder gasps) Link and Mario:We were just participating in the ssb competition so we win the console wars and take Nintendo out!Hahahahahahaahaha! Director:Aha! (Kills Mario and Link) Director:Traitors. Yugi:Why am I not in this game? Kirby:Cause your not from Nintendo. Pikachu:And Yu-gi-oh! is a little kiddie show. Link:Shutup Pikachu,you like that yagioh.You watch the show and collect the cards. Ness:I like Yu-gi-oh! (Everyone stares at Ness) Ness:What? |
| From: Turk1014 | Posted: 5/19/2003 4:29:38 PM | Message Detail |
| I've noticed more people are trying confessions, well did anyone like mine? SSB:M True Confessions Falco: My heritage has always been a mystery to me and everyone, but here's my confession. Turk: Go ahead, it's not like this is being broadcasted worldwide or something. (Whispering to G&W) Great job posing as a smudge on the wall, now hide the camera, and the cables. Falco: Well the truth is, that, I'm a cardinal, you know, the RED birds. This is all blue dye! I posed as a blue falcon but not anymore! Turk: You're pretty much blue to me. Falco: NO! I'm a cardinal! Turk: If I recall, your contract for SSB:M says that your a falcon, a blue one. Falco: Fine then, I got another one, you're some boss from River City Ransom, TURK! *In a really annoying voice* Hey dude, it's party time! Turk: Umm... Gotta go! --- Life is like a box of chocolate, you know what you're gonna get if you read the nutrition facts. |
| From: Turk1014 | Posted: 5/19/2003 7:28:00 PM | Message Detail |
| Let's try something new... SSB 3 Tryouts Turk: OK, what makes you think you have the guts to be in this game? Megaman: I can shoot stuff, lots of stuff. Turk: OK, how are you different from everyone else, you know, trying to get rid of the whole clone idea. Megaman: Well, I shoot stuff, and I like cake. Turk: Hmm... oddly enough, this is like Samus' interview... OK Megaman, what are your five favorite colors, for costumes? Megaman: I like blue, pink, rainbow, little hearts, and Hello Kitty! Turk: Hmmm... After extensive calculations and debating, it's been decided you will appear in SSB!! Megaman: Oh my good golly gosh!! Really!! Turk: Oh yeah, here's your contract! *Runs away* Megaman: WHAT!?! This contract is for Super Sissy Brothers! Employee: Oh yeah, Turk forgot to notify you on a restraining order placed on you 5 minutes ago. The funny thing, you can't be within 500 feet of Turk, and the set isn't even that big! Wahahahah! --- Life is like a box of chocolate, you know what you're gonna get if you read the nutrition facts. |
| From: Dragonnite | Posted: 5/19/2003 7:53:52 PM | Message Detail |
| Keep going VE this story is great! --- I am the dragon that breaths things that hurt! Beware for I am Dragonnite! |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/19/2003 9:36:31 PM | Message Detail |
| Chapter 20... Director: This is our 20th Chapter so we're taking a break in Florida. God, nothing could beat this! Zombie Marth: Uhhhhhhh-hhhhhuuuuuhhhhhh... Kirby: 0_0 *Grabs hammer and swings, smashing only himself* o_O *Smashes himself again* O_o *Again* o_o *Again* o_0 Director: Stop that. Zombie Roy: ... Everyone: ... Gavin: What's with the Zombies? GCN Employee: Watch out! This Chapter is supposed to be F-ed up!! Director: You're fired! Steve Buscemi: Well, I didn't expect Zombies to be in Florida. Michael J. Fox: Tell me about it. Kirby: ___ ... Pierce Brosnan: WTF happened to you, Kirby? Kirby: ... Zombie Roy/Marth: ... Director: Everything is topsy turny! Mario: Who-a cares-a?? Director: ... Ness: STOP DOT-DOT-DOTING~~~ Everyone: ... Ness: NOOOOOOO! *Runs into the little boy's room* Gavin: ... Zombie Roy: ... Gavin: STOPPA! Director: ??? VirtualEden: *WAlks up* Hello again. Zombie Roy: O_O VE: Screw you. Zombie Roy: O_0 *Explodes* VE: About time. GCN Employee 2: Run for your lives!! I have terrible news! Everyone: ??? GCN Employee 2: This isn't Chapter 20!!! StarFoxRocks: *Runs in* GAAAAAHH! TRAITOR!! *Kills the Employee and erases that part out of existance* Everyone: ... SFR: ... *Flies off* VE: Uhh... gotta go! *Flies off as well* Director: Let's get outta here. Everyone: ... Director: ...now... --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: falcofan88 | Posted: 5/19/2003 10:13:05 PM | Message Detail |
| C.Falcon: Show me a Moose! VE: What? It's supposed to be MOVES, NOT MOOSE! Zelda: I got good and bad news. VE: Whats the good? Zelda: WE'VE GOT FREE, UNLIMITED WAFFLE BAR ACCESS! VE: Whats the bad? Zelda: ... the waffle bar is closed, I AM SOOOO SORRY! Kirby: Crap. VE: Well... i guess i have to BUMPO --- (You mean more weapon things coming to my castle? What about my... PRIVACY?)-Bowser |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/19/2003 10:43:59 PM | Message Detail |
| Heeheehee... I'm glade I started up this Topic. :D --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/20/2003 6:31:41 AM | Message Detail |
| Bumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbump --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/20/2003 9:15:06 AM | Message Detail |
| Along a road, two cars, one red with an M on it's front, and a green one with an egg picture on it's front. The zoom down roads, chasing each other... ------------------------- StarFoxRocks Presents Mario and Peach in.. The Kidnapping Co-Starring: Luigi Donkey Kong Yoshi Fox with Diddy Kong and Wario Created by: StarFoxRocks ------------------------- Part I... *The cars come to a stop next to a house. Mario and Yoshi get out of them to greet Luigi and Peach* Luigi: So how-a was the race-a? Mario: I-a won-a second, and-a Yoshi won... uh... Yoshi: Fourth. Mario: Ah! Peach: Well you certainly came down here fast. Yoshi: We were having a race back. Luigi: I-a swear-a! Mario-a is-a a good-a racer-a! Mario: Damn right! Maybe I should try the Pro Track! Peach: Oh, that's right! I have to go shopping! Anyone want to come with me? Everyone: ...not[-a] really[-a]. Peach: Fine! I'll go by myself! *Gets into a car and drives into Mushroom Kingdom* Yoshi: What's eating her? Mario: Maybe we-a should-a try-a to win-a First Place next time-a... In the Mushroom Kingdom Shopping Mall... Peach: Hmmm. I've never seen so many dolls... *In a Corner, Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong are whispering to each other...* DK: Hey, Peach is there without Mario or Luigi or Yoshi. She's completely undefensed! Diddy: Are you thinking what I'm thinking! DK: Yeah, she's so ho- Diddy: No! We can kidnap her for money! DK: Oh! Then can we- Diddy: No. DK: :( *They run out at Peach* Peach: Huh?! Help! Help! Toad: Help yourself! Peach: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO... *Gets dragged off to a car* Diddy: *Slams door* Hah! That was too easy! DK: Maybe we should try that with Mario there! Diddy: No, we'd get our asses kicked. *Gets into car* DK: Um, how about Luigi then... *Gets into car as well* *They drive off* Later that night, Mario's Cottage... *Mario is having dinner with Luigi* Mario: Hmm? Who's that? *Looks out window at car driving up* *Mario and Luigi walk outside* Fox: *Gets out of car* Mario! *Holds up badge* CPD! Mario: You wanna tell me about something or WHAT?! Fox: Peach has been kidnapped. Mario: WHAT?! Part II to Come... --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/20/2003 9:18:56 AM | Message Detail |
| Almost 250 posts here... half of 500. --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: falcofan88 | Posted: 5/20/2003 11:03:37 AM | Message Detail |
| 00ber-bump! --- (You mean more weapon things coming to my castle? What about my... PRIVACY?)-Bowser |
| From: falcofan88 | Posted: 5/20/2003 1:40:14 PM | Message Detail |
| sorry, but this is my last BUMP --- (You mean more weapon things coming to my castle? What about my... PRIVACY?)-Bowser |
| From: FFForever | Posted: 5/20/2003 2:52:19 PM | Message Detail |
| 250 Bump --- don't underestimate who I am |
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