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| From: Turk1014 | Posted: 5/13/2003 6:50:35 PM | Message Detail |
| Gettin' pretty good StarFoxRocks, keep going. SSB:M True Confessions Master Hand: Wow, out of all the people I've slapped, poked and grabbed, I finally get to let it all out. My partnership with Crazy is not going so well, we can hardly work as a team anymore. We're like two hands slapping and poking, rather than a duet of hands making violent magic. Since he always arrives late, well except for one time, I'm always beat up first, but like the majestic phoenix that perishes only to be reborn, I always rise again. Director: That was very poetic. Master Hand: Thank you. But when Crazy fights, I think he's distracted by something. One day, I caught him scratching Master Butt! Director: Do you know Master Butt? Master Hand: She's my girlfriend! Director: ohh... harsh, why don't we speak to Crazy Hand to sort this out. Crazy Hand: I've already heard everything you said! But I um... wasn't around Master Butt at all! Master Hand: Oh yeah, then smell him, yeah you Director! Director: But wait, he prob... Master Hand: SMELL HIM!! Director: Oh well...( Smells Crazy Hand's fingers) He smells like cherries. Crazy Hand: By the way, I heard you were with MY girlfriend! Does the name Master Nose ring a bell!? Master Hand: uhh... 'ahem' no. Director: An awful lot of tension between you to, do you think we could bring that lady out, I mean, c'mon, it's the same person... I mean... NOTHING!! Crazy and Master Hand: WHAT!?!? Peach: Did someone call? --- Life is like a box of chocolate, you know what you're gonna get if you read the nutrition facts. |
| From: Fat Sonic | Posted: 5/13/2003 6:55:03 PM | Message Detail |
| ?????? ?????: Mehehehehehhe,I shall get rid of those pokemon, I hate there voices do much. *?????? ????? used his new teleporter and wentover to Mewtwo's house, he held his 3 master balls behind his back* ?????? ?????: *Knock knock knock* Mewtwo: Who is it *he opens the door* oh, hey Do-*just then he was entrapped in the master ball* Pikachu and Pichu ran up in shock and both were captured. ?????? ?????: Now all that's left is too destroy them. *He tries many things to destroy them but fails* Ah god damnit! Mysterious Being: I'll help you! ?????? ?????: who are you? MB: I'm Epochilectideratomixownsenuts, but it's hard to pronounce so you can call me MB. ?????? ?????: Alright, say MB, wanna help me destroy many Nintendo stars along with Wisconsin and Michigan? MB: Ummmm...alright, I don't have anything to do. So what are we gonna do next? ?????? ?????: After we destroy these we can plot up how to destroy Fox and Falco. MB: Alright that's cool, lets just throw these in the ocean. ?????? ?????: Alright. Whilst all dat was bein done... Ness: I'm so lonely... Yugi: WTF!?!? Where am I?! Nelly: Jo be en ma crib! Ness: No, it's mine. Nelly: Ahh man, why jo tellin him dis stuff. Justin: Word! Ness: Justin Timberlake?! I'm your biggest fan! Justin: Word! Nelly: Fo nizzle ma bizzle! Ness: OMGOMGOMG! Justin: Word! Nelly: Fo nizzle ma bizzle! Ness: OMGOMGOMG! Justin: Word! Nelly: Fo nizzle ma bizzle! Ness: OMGOMGOMG! Justin: Word! Nelly: Fo nizzle ma bizzle! Ness: OMGOMGOMG! Justin: Word! Nelly: Fo nizzle ma bizzle! Ness: OMGOMGOMG! Samus: PWNED! Ice Climbers: BANNED WHAT ARE ?????? ????? AND MB PLOTTING? WHEN WILL THE PSYCHOS STOP? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON THE PINK DOCTOR --- Is PaperLuigi Can I wash my winky, in your kitchen sinky-Little Nicky There is now a Starbucks in my pants. |
| From: FFForever | Posted: 5/13/2003 8:09:12 PM | Message Detail |
| BUMP --- don't underestimate who I am |
| From: AgentBranflakes | Posted: 5/13/2003 8:29:31 PM | Message Detail |
| Did anyone read my story, I don't wanna keep going unless anyone really cares lol. VE your story is getting really long but still good, keep it up. As for suggestions, I think your characters should visit the following : - Vyse's Airship, The Delphinus (Skies Of Arcadia) - Outset Island (Zelda The Windwaker) - The Land Of Make Believe (Mr Rodger's Neighborhood <REST IN PEACE>) - Kanbei's Headquarters (Advance Wars) Thats all for now. - Agent Branflakes --- You ask why... I ask Why not!? |
| From: mavhntrzero | Posted: 5/13/2003 9:46:56 PM | Message Detail |
| BUMP --- I am the prince of all gamers once again |
| From: classicgamer83 | Posted: 5/13/2003 10:23:45 PM | Message Detail |
| And now, here's an addition to the chain of thought. (see page 13 for the first part) Mewtwo: But I won't stop there, oh no. I will rip- Mario: -my overalls on and join my brother who is- Pikachu: -storming everything in my path. Yes, my bolts of thunder- C. Falcon: -and biceps can lift anything from boulders to even- Young Link: -the other Kokiri of this place, but I know I'm destined for more for I am a- Gannondorf: -pile of garbage right after I drill them into- Ness: -my mind of PSI power. Perhaps I can use my trusty bat- Link: -and slash them in the- Mr.G&W: -Beep!- Dr. Mario: -and charge them for relief. They always- Bowser: -spoil my fun with their goodness and even- Peach: -with my dress. Thereafter, I can- Jigglypuff: -lift off my long-destined career and find someone who will- C. Falcon: -watch me as I lift something heavy like- DK: -a banana for a snack. Then it's back- Bowser: -like a ton of bricks as I hurdle- Roy: -them into the air with my sword of- Link: -paper fans, though light, are excellent for fast- Kirby: -food and- Dr. Mario: -mediciene on the go for those- C. Falcon: -rocks and boulders set up so I can- Jigglypuff: -sing for the one will hear my- Fox: -smoke from my exhaust pipe? That can only mean one thing,- Ness: -Mr. Saturn was here. --- "You know you want me, baby!!!" Crow; Mystery Science Theater 3000 |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/13/2003 10:41:39 PM | Message Detail |
| Chapter 14... In Icicle Mountain... Director: Where the hell exactly are we?? Mario: *Walks up* Hey-a! I found-a some food-a! Director: MARIO?!! Mario: ...um, long story... Ness: Can we... hey! I see it!! Up there! Steve Buscemi: Hmm... to clever for a kid... Ness: SHUT UP, YOU DUMB ****!!! I'M A PHYCIC ORPHAN! *Uses PK Thunder and makes its dance around* SEE?! Steve Buscemi: AAAHHH! GET AWAY FROM ME!! *Trips and falls off cliff* Ness: Oops. Mario: Hey-a, if-a you-a land-a right-a, you'll hit-a a nice little bed of snow... EEEEWWW! Steve Buscemi: *Far, far below* Could you just, you know, fly down here and pick me up when you get the ship? My leg broke. Director: Uhhh... SURE THING, STEVIE! *To Guys* Common, let's hurry! *They rush off* Meanwhile, down below... Steve Buscemi: Damn leg... *MagaMan and Bomberman walk up* MegaMan: Hey, do you know where the Ship is? We need it. Steve Buscemi: Yeah, it's right up there *Points* Are you guys with The Director's group? Bomberman: Uhhh... Yes! Thank you. *They walk off* Steve Buscemi Hmm... how weird... TOO weird... OH CRAP! Meanwhile, above Washington D.C. Yoshi: Man, Washington looks good. Jeff Goldblum: Umm... It exploded. Yoshi: Damn pollutants. Jeff Goldblum: ... Bill Pullman: *Walks in* Jeff Goldblum: Hey! You're still alive! Bill Pullman: I got sucked into the bathroom. *Everyone stares at him* What?! Oh. Back on Icicle Mountain... Ness: Here it is! Director: Hmm. Does it still work? Monitor: ERROR. ERROR. Director: **** SHIP! *** **** *** IT!! Ness: Wait! *Shoots a PK Thunder into the engine* Monitor: StarShip Operational. Fuel: Full Director: Why the hell didn't you do that when we first got here?! Ness: I dunno. Director: Maybe Steve was right... TOO right-- Kirby: Just Shut Up and get in!!! Soon... Director: *Steering* Hey, who's that? Bomberman: Stop the plane! We need to get on! Director: Land the plane! Kirby: ...you're driving. Director: Do you question me?? Kirby: 0_0 ... --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/13/2003 11:29:42 PM | Message Detail |
| Chapter 15... Director: *Crashes Plane* Kirby: Great job. Director: Shut up. I told you to land the plane. Kirby: We crashed because you-- Director: SHUT UP, KIRBY!!! MegaMan: *He and Bomberman walk in* I thank you. Now I must- *Pulls out a minigun* KILLYOU!! Director: O_O *Starts plane* MegaMan: UUUUUHHH *Falls out* Bomberman: ... *Pulls out bomb and throws it at Kirby* Kirby: O_O *Throws it at Ness* Ness: O_O *Throws it at Michael J. Fox* Osama Bin Ladin: *Enters w/ Jet pack* Michael J. Fox: 0_0 *Throws bomb at Bin Ladin* Osama Bin Ladin: *Catches Bomb* ... BOOOOOOOOOOM. Elsewhere... MegaMan: AAAAAHHH! *Lands next to Steve Buscemi* Steve Buscemi: You too, huh? Meanwhile... Yoshi: This is boring. Where's the goddamn ship? Samus: It's coming. Yoshi: ... Bill Pullman: Man, some of these people are quiet. Jeff Goldblum: It's meditation time. Bill Pullman: ... Jeff Goldblum: You know, to think about the horrible death that awaits us. Bill Pullman: Oh. *Joins them* Meanwhile... Bowser: *Walking around eating stuff* I love garbage! *Notices Alien Ship* HOKY ****! On Icicle Mountain... Director: What a mess. Bomberman, clean it up. Bomberman: Why? Director: (Quickly) I'll let you be in SSB3. Bomberman: O_O *Starts to clean* Director: Sucker... so... where should we go now? Michael J. Fox: Back to the Future! Director: ..yeah that was a good movie. Michael J. Fox: ... *Stares at Director* Director: Oh, yeah, right! *Starts engine and they go back in time* They are in the Past Yoshi's Island N64 Yoshi: Welcome to the past. Meanwhile, in the Present... Steve Buscemi: What was that? MegaMan: Dunno. --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/13/2003 11:34:47 PM | Message Detail |
| Oh, and VE, here's a place ur guys could go to: Kongo Jungle --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: Dragoon Unit 17 | Posted: 5/13/2003 11:44:15 PM | Message Detail |
| Director: Ok mewtwo, bowser, and zelda. Lets get the fighting shot. --- All: k --- Director: And ACTION! --- Zelda, knocks bowser into mewtwo who throws him off the set by accident. --- Director: UGH ILL NEVER GET THIS SHOT! --- Take 2 Director2:Ok director 1 blew his brains out for messing the shot up, so lets get it right. aaand ACTION! --- Bowser trips and falls off stage. Director2:CUT! DAMNIT!!! Now i know what he went through. (Cuts his own throat) --- take 3 Flanders: lets get this shot ok. And Ding-Dong diddly action. --- The 3 run over and tear flanders head off. All: **** off! --- Take 4 DU17: Ok lets try to get this correct. AAnd ACTION! --- Zelda knocks bowser over to mewtwo who throws him off stage, Bowser recovers. --- Suddenly someone knocks DU17 onto stage way over mewtwo, Mewtwo catches DU17 in his arms. --- Mewtwo: you alright? --- DU17: Yea, wtf happened. (Looks over the camera). BOMBERMAN!!!! --- Bomberman: yea? --- Du17: YOU LITTLE ****! (Draws his wind jaded silver bladed long sword, runs over to bomberman and slices him in 2) God i hate the tryout failures. they always want revenge. Well lets try the shot one more time. aaaand ACTION! --- zelda knocks bowser to mewtwo who throws bowser off stage, bowser recovers, gets the 2 together, and smashes them both into the abyss. --- DU17: CUT! Perfect. Thx alot. MEDIC! Theres a guy named flanders here with his head missing, FIND IT!! --- Bowser: oops i roasted it before throwing it into the abyss --- DU17: err well ok, cya guys. --- --- Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!! Richter belmont in Castlevania: Sotn |
| From: Dragoon Unit 17 | Posted: 5/14/2003 12:27:26 AM | Message Detail |
| BTW Fox, I found out why sonic and tails arent in this game. They are not properties of nintendo, they are proerty of Sega. SEGA would not allow these characters in the game without permission, and probably a % of the profits. --- Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!! Richter belmont in Castlevania: Sotn |
| From: MattDark | Posted: 5/14/2003 3:17:23 AM | Message Detail |
| (could people post people and stages they want me to do in my spoofs, im startin to run out of ideas) *Mario, Ganondorf and Game&Watch are on kraids stage(oh yeah, please give a brief description of the stage if it hasent been used yet)* MD:Alright, this is simple, Mario, you do your uppercut on Ganondorf and G&W Mario:Alright-a sir! MD:Then Ganon, you grab G&W in mid-air and throw him off the stage Ganon:very well MD:than Mario will grab you and do his spinning throw to get id of you *Both nod* MD:Ok with this G&W? G&W:beep bop meep! MD:action! *mario gets his move perfectly but ganon grabs mario instead of G&W, and throws him into kraids mouth as he roars* Mario:Mama Mia!!! 'crunch!' MD:MARIO!! MEDIC!! Dr.MARIO!! take2 MD:annd action! *Dr.Mario does his uppercut on Ganon and G&W, they flie and ganon grabs G&W, throwing him off the stage* MD:keep going *Dr.Mario goes to grab ganon but he uses his warlock punch, snding Dr.Mario, crashing into G&W, both tumbling into the ladies room* 'eeeeeekkk!' *Dr.Mario and G&W are thrown out the room by Samus and shiek who are both just in towels, the 2 guys have been beaten to a bloody pulp* MD:MEDIC! LUIGI!! KIRBY!!! Link!!!! *while he waits for replacements to get there he knocks on the ladies dressing room* MD:can i come in? *goes in and apologises many times to them all, he walskback out and smiles* MD:i always knew shiek had a fine ass! but i never knew the other 3 were just as good! take3 *Luigi is there in marios place and kirby is there, having swallowed G&W, copying his abilities* MD:Alright lets get it right this time, and Ganon Ganon:What? MD:if you mess up you get this! *points to link holding the hookshot at ganons crotch* Ganon:ok... MD:action!!! *luigi does the uppercut, hitting them both, but knocks the ability out of kirby* MD:Link! *links fires at Ganons crotch, the whole studio hears the screams* MD:I wanted you to get Luigi Link:Sorry *repeats on Luigi* MD:im going to lie down... --- In balance of light and dark, the ultimate warrior is born. Check out my stories - http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=202011 |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/14/2003 9:06:03 AM | Message Detail |
| Chapter 16... The Director and his group have traveled back in time. Now they are in the N64 Version of Yoshi's Island... Director: I can't believe these graphics... N64 Yoshi: Hey ,this is NINTENDO 64! Cut us some slack! Director: No can do, ugly eye. Bomberman: Man... I love this place. Kirby: What good is it to you?? Bomberman: Reminds me of my days in N64... Past DK and Past Ness walks up... N64 DK: OOH OOH AHH HA N64 Ness: Hello, my Gamecube Graphiced CounterPart. Ness: ... N64 Ness: Man, my yo-yo is stuck... Mario: I'll-a help-a... *Remembers he has handcuffs on* Oh... yeah... Kirby How do we get out of here??? *A Black Man and Past Fox walk up* Director: *To Black Man* Who the **** are you? Black Guy: Don't you remember? It's me, Gavin. Director: ... Gavin: They guy you banished here! Director: Oh, YEAH! You were a loser back then! Gavin: Meet my friend Tom Green. Tom Green: WWWHHHEEEEEHEEEEEE! *Runs into wall and faints* Director/Gavin: ... Gavin: So, can I get outta here?? Kirby: The prob is we DON'T KNOW HOW... Gavin: Hey... *Turns to Past Ness* Do you know how we can get out of here? N64 Ness: You cannot! *Everyone but Gavin and N64 chars get into ship* Gavin: Uuuhh... gotta go! *Runs into ship* *Ship takes off and flies through time* Tom Green: *Wakes up* Wait! What about me... Director: *To Michael J. Fox* This was your idea, I believe... Michael J. Fox: Heh heh heh... *Shudders* -_- Meanwhile, in the Present... Yoshi: Hey, Doc, why are you here? Dr. Mario: Hey-a... I dunno-a! Samus: Uh oh! Bill Pullman: What?! Samus: They're commin' this way! Jeff Goldblum: Oh dear. Yoshi: Full Speed ahead! Samus: Uuuhh- okay! Bill Pullman: NO< YOU FOOL-- BBBOOOOOSSSSSHHH Icicle Mountain... Director: We're back! Kirby: Wait... I think we forgot something... Bomberman: ... O_O Oh no! Steve! Everyone: ...OH SH**!!!! Gavin: ...who's Steve? --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: FFForever | Posted: 5/14/2003 3:28:56 PM | Message Detail |
| bump --- don't underestimate who I am |
| From: FFForever | Posted: 5/14/2003 4:10:44 PM | Message Detail |
| bump... man this goes down FAST --- don't underestimate who I am |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/14/2003 5:21:12 PM | Message Detail |
| I'm gonna use a new story (I'm still working on my first one tho, don't worry) ARMEGEDDON Chapter 1 It was a nice, sunny day in Corneria. But... it was too be it's last!! Star Fox Academy, 11:56 A.M... Fox McCloud walked in. He noticed people rshing about the room, answering calls and working at computers. Fox walked over to a monitor. Seated there was Peppy Hare. "Will you tell me what's... going on?" Fox asked, looking around. "We're reciving readings," said Peppy. "Of things heading for Earth." "What! Are they identified??" Fox shouted, uncertain. "Not yet..." Peppy answered. Fox stared at the Monitor. Slippy Toad and Falco Lombardi walked over to them. Falco said, "We'd better call the president. He must know about this." Slippy picked up the phone and dialed the wrong number. "No, you idiot! The President of Nintendo! We're not in the REAL World. "Oh" said Slippy. He dialed another number... Chapter 2 The President of Nintendo put down the phone. He just heard of Unidentified Objects heading for Earth. He remembered telling them to try and identify it. He walked out of his office. He was going to wait for another call... Star Fox Academy, 12:22 P.M... A Few Hours later, they found out what the objects were... meteors. And they were heading staight for Corneria. The President of Nintendo gave a speech to the World and ordered that everyone in Corneria was to evacuate. Now the place was empty, everyone on the road. The Main Road... Fox was waiting for someone to move. After all, the road wall packed with cars that he probably didn't expect to move for the next... 10 Hours. How very wrong he was. Peppy Hare took a turn and found the Main Road... packed. "___ it!!!" he swore. Falco was in another Car with Slippy. "It's weird to be driving next to a Soda Truck," Slippy remarked. "Shut up! Be quiet for a moment!" Falco snapped. Meanwhile, by the road, Luigi (In a Green Suit and a Green Tie) and Kirby were walking by carring bags. "Those idiots don't know how easier it is to walk," said the Rich Luigi. "No ,they just don't have servants to carry most of their bags!" Kirby said, who was carrying a much bigger bag then Luigi. Luigi thought. Then he said, "Shut up." Chapter 3 Earth's Atmosphere... A large bunch of meteors were entering Earth's Atmosphere far too early than expected. The began to reach Corneria... The Main Road... "What the hell is that??" said Luigi. He and Kirby turned to face the oncoming meteor. "You know, I never liked working at the Academy anyway" said Falco. Then he looked out at the sky. "Why's everyone so damn quiet all of the-- Oh..." The meteor was about to hit-- Falco and Slippy's car. "I love you" Said Slippy. BOOOOOOOMM! The meteor hit them head on, blowing the car to smithereens and sending nearby cars flying. "AAAAAHHH!," Fox screamed and hit under the sterring wheel as cars collided with his car. Another meteor hit. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! More cars went flying. With some cars out of the way, some had started for the exit. Fox was among them, but a flying car fell in his way. Fox looked behind him, seeing cars blocking his back as well. "____" said Fox. Then he pulled on the lever to open the door. Nothing happened. Fox went cold. The next meteor was flying at him. Luigi and Kirby stared at the scene of mass destruction. Peppy jumped out of his car, like many others, and ran for the exit. The last Meteor strike was a big meteor. Fox sat in his seat mumbling to himself. Then he turned around and saw the giant meteor. "Oh, crap..." he said. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM Everything was incernerated. Cars went flying into people and plants. Luigi and Kirby narrowly are avoiding the cars flying at them. Much later, all of Corneria was gone... with the only Star Fox member left was Peppy. How would he go on? To be Continued, maybe, depending on if anyone wants to heat anymore. --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: BridgeSD | Posted: 5/14/2003 5:46:41 PM | Message Detail |
| What's wrong with you, Ganon E? Why you cussing me out? I was just explaining a glitche(you know, one of those defects in the games caused by programing mistakes)that happened when me and my friends were playing on the Majora's Mask level in SSBM(just in case you didn't know, which would explain you're ignorants, its the level with the giant turtle, the moon in the backround, and water you can fall into). I don't why know why you're insulting me, unless you're a d******. |
| From: BridgeSD | Posted: 5/14/2003 5:58:22 PM | Message Detail |
| The Majora's Mask level is the Great Bay. |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/14/2003 6:54:46 PM | Message Detail |
| sigh. Bump, I guess. I'm too p-ed off right now to write right now, so please...don't ask. Maybe later --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: Snip Snip Now | Posted: 5/14/2003 7:13:07 PM | Message Detail |
| yah and this game is fun...even tho there a few bloopers --- why cant snow be black? |
| From: falcofan88 | Posted: 5/15/2003 12:38:30 AM | Message Detail |
| Me, Trying to Join the SSBM crew again, VE: Wow, Kirby, I never knew your house was so nice! KI: Thanks! Ve: Woah... Gotta use the bathroom... KI: down the hall, 15th door on the left. VE:OK... VE:reading the signs* Kitchen, diner, Waffle hut, Cigar ROOM?!?!?Finally! the toilet! HOLY **** WHAT IS THAT?!? ME: Please let me join.... :( VE: I would, but... your covered in... uh... feces. Me: Im not covered in it... i AM feces... VE: Um yeah.... still ... no one wants to see fighting feces. ME:I can change! VE: Sure, you can, corn boy... ME: I CAN! VE: YOU CANT, GOD ****'IT! KI:WHAT THE ****! I GOT THE BATHROOM SAYING MESSED UP! ASH:*pops up from nowhere* HAHAHAH! FINALLY! A SWALOT! I'VE BEEN SAVING A MASTER BALL FOR THIS! *throws ball* ME: HAH! I HAVE A MASTER BALL! NOW, I SHALL CAPTURE YOU, ASH! *Misses and hits a Mewtwo* ME: Hey, VE, my Client and I have a proposition... VE:*Brings out a phone* Hey Shiggy... ME: Hmmm? * a giant Pikmin lands on my head* *hears a scream* ME: HAH! YOUR PUNY PIKMIN ARE TOO SMALL! VE: hmmm... eat crappy graphics! *Shows me a video of Tetras Trackers* ME: GOD NO!!!!!!!!!!! IM MELLLLLLLLLTING! VE: *calls shiggy back * Hey.. The graphics are soo carppy, they kill god-like piles of Puff-ball poo... better fix em'. --- " If you were a man, who just had his **** bit off, would YOU wanna live? Just press the die button, *******." Joe Fish gerbil |
| From: MattDark | Posted: 5/15/2003 4:08:09 AM | Message Detail |
| K, i'll be doing a spoof story soon enough, heres just a little preveiw part1 *peach sits at a desk, no light on, typing at a computer downloading information, outside 3 men in suits and black shades are planning somthing man1:send a swat team man2:um sir, you remember what happened last time? man3:its all part of the plot, we send in people who get beat up to show how strong the heros are before we go in and show our wn powers man2:nevermind then *in the room peach is in, fox walks in holding his gun up* fox:frezze! *get gets up slowly and faces him* peach:hmph! *she jumps up and she slows in the air, going into a kick the camera spinning around her* fox:what the? *he walks all around her, still in the same position but moving very slowly, he walks back infront of her* fox:your wierd *peach suddenly speeds up and kicks him through a few doors before he chrashes into a wall* peach:better get out of here *she heads to go down the stairs but she see's more of the fox team and link in a dark suit running up the stairs* sheik: uh oh! *she runs up the stairs, the other chasing her* agent.link:get her! *she runs through the door to the roof* fox1:look out! she heading for the roof! agent.link:shut up! *they get to the roof and see peach running to the edge, link speeds up after her, the fox team right behind him* peach:follow this! *she jumps over the huge gap over to the opposite roof, link speeds up more and flies through the air* fox2:what the hell? fox3:like hell im doing that1 *as peach lands, she hides round a coner and waits for link, as he comes down he lands feet first* agent.link:O.O! owww! my legs! must remember to bend at the knees when landing! *he keels over in pain, rubbing his legs* peach:nows my chance! *see's an open window on another building and runs for it, jumping at the end of the roof she's on* agent.link:no! *she's flies through the air and crashes into the wall a few stories above the window* peach:ouch... *she slips down the building, leaving her body print on the wall, she gets in the window and trips down the stairs* peach:s**t! *when she hits the bottem of the set of stairs, she gets a turnip in each hand aiming at the window, she stays there for ages before getting up, she gets out and heads to a phone booth, picking up the receiver* phone:you are out of change, plase insert 5 coins to make your call *3 foxs surround the phone and marth is seen in a dumpster truck, peach puts in 4 coins dropping the 5th* agent.roy:go! *marth drives the truck at the phone booth* peach:there it is! *picks up the coin and puts it in and starts to dial, the dumpster a few feet from her* sheik:pick up! *looks out the booth and see's the dumpster about to hit her* peach:nooo! *the dumpster hit pthe 3 foxes, the phone booth and peach, crushing them all, roy goes to the remains of the phone booth and see's peaches remains* agent.roy:well done mr.marth agent.marth:thankyou mr.roy -on a ship somewhere- *ganondorf looks at peachs dead body on an odd machine* ganon:thats the 5th time weve lost them because of that *walks over to the control room and looks at pichu* ganon:next time! you call, not them! pichu:pii! --- In balance of light and dark, the ultimate warrior is born. Check out my stories - http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=202011 |
| From: knl1 | Posted: 5/15/2003 8:20:45 AM | Message Detail |
| I'll try a chain of thought. Dr.Mario: So we get to the- C. Falc.: -Blue Falcon because- Gannondorf: -they love it so if I- Bowser: -steal it- Kirby: -they'll get too sad- Luigi: -to believe I will be in another game with Mario! hahhaha... not good? let's try a normal blooper. Mr. Game & Watch: Bleep! Mewtwo bleep bop bap bip! Luigi bap beep bep bep bep boop buup! Luigi: Since when he was gonna be director... Mewtwo: Let's fight normally. Luigi: Ok. Fight starts, Luigi does a misfired luigi torpedo, hits mewtwo who is flying right now, then he get back to the platform at battlefield and then does 2 disables at luigi. The second one make luigi fly a little, but he is below the platform and does a luigi torpedo!!! He falls down to his death and mewtwo wins! Mr. Game & Watch: beep bop beep bep beeeeeep booooop biiiip *does his taunt* Mewtwo is translating: Yeah! That scene was perfect! Showing the weakness of the luigi ai and stuff... Mewtwo: Luigi, he indirectly called you dumb. Luigi: What! Somebody gonna get a beating... Mr. Game & Watch: Beeeeeepe bobi bop bip bap bap bap bép bép bôp bãp Mewtwo is translating: Oh @#$%! sorry for excessive bolds... --- Currently improving/"worsening" at: Super Smash Bros. Melee |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/15/2003 9:25:12 AM | Message Detail |
| Chapter 17... Above Boston... The Large jet is moving vloser to the Alien Ship. Following it is four normal jets. Yoshi: All aircraft report! Dr. Mario: ... Bill Pullman: Um... I'm here!! Samus: ... Yoshi: ...Okay... MOVE IN!! Jeff Goldblum: (On Radio) Move for his weak spot! It is about to fire! The Ship is beggining to fire it's weapon... Yoshi: Fire Fire Fire! *Launches Missile* Bill Pullman/Dr. Mario/Samus: *Fires Missile* The Ship is getting damaged... but not as damaged!!! Jeff Goldblum: NO YOU FOOLS!!! THE CORE!!! THE CORE!!! Yoshi: Yes, that was a good movie. In Icicle Mountain... Gavin: ...so who's this Steve guy? Director: Are you crazy?! Steve Buscemi! Gavin: ...ah. That would explain all of the movie stars. Ness: ... Kirby: There's MegaMan and Steve! *Ship Lands* Steve Buscemi: Ah, about time. I thouigth you forgot us. *VirtualEden flies up on a jetpack* VirtualEden: Hello. Zombie Roy: *Walks up* VirtualEden?? I love your stories. VE: That's because you're in it... as an un-zombie. Zombie Roy: Uhh... f*** you!!! *Gets shot* VE: ...and now it's time to go. *Flies off* Director: ... Thanks to VirtualEden --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: LINK33 | Posted: 5/15/2003 9:35:54 AM | Message Detail |
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| From: classicgamer83 | Posted: 5/15/2003 11:33:55 AM | Message Detail |
| I'm going to try a SSB:M True Confession. Link: I've got something to say to all you N00b's out there. I can only assume that the rest of you who have known me for years would know my dark past. I was more than a Hylian hero. *deep sigh* I was a tramp. I even had the nerve to go up to Zelda just to hit on her. Of course, Zelda would not admit to it. It all started with a short-lived series that started somewhere between 1985-1992. You may have watched it when you were young. It was there I coined the phrase, "Excuuuuuuuuuse me, princess." Both Zelda and myself were young and naive. If I could just use the ocarina one more time. That show could have gone a better way, and I'd no longer be ashamed of my past. Director: Aww, it took courage to say that. Link: I know, It's embedded in my left hand. --- (observing "Restricted Area" sign) "Tell me about it. These briefs I'm wearing!" Crow; Mystery Science Theater 3000 |
| From: marthmaster77 | Posted: 5/15/2003 2:43:48 PM | Message Detail |
| Score some major bumpage! --- Going to war without the French is like going deer hunting without an accordian.-Norman Schwartzkopf |
| From: Gamecube Is Da Bomb | Posted: 5/15/2003 3:42:47 PM | Message Detail |
| I'll make one. OK, it is not a blooper, but what the hay. Return of the Polygons part 1: Director:ok, Link, you attack...WHAT THE? *suddenly, ground shakes violently* Link:what's this? *shaking stops. Suddenly, hole appears in ceiling and old polygons from N64 drop in.* Director:what are you doing here? You were fired! Polygons(all talk in unison):Yes, that was unfortunate. We just wanted to...introduce you to some friends. *More polygons drop in, but they are shaped like new characters in melee that weren't in N64* Mario:Ma-Ma-Mia *suddenly, the shaking begins again* Fox:What's going on?! Polygons:Oh...that's our other...friend. ???:Hahhahahahahahah!!!! What do the polygons want? Who is the mystery friend? Will the Nintendo stars prevail? To be continued... --- <(*_*)> <(*_*)> <(*_*)> <(*_*)> <(*_*)> <(*_*)> Invaaasion! |
| From: FLAMEpenguin | Posted: 5/15/2003 4:06:11 PM | Message Detail |
| The mystery friend is Bill Gates trying to buy out nintendo RUNNNNN!!! --- http//s3.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=568&topic=7984765 Don't ask, just go.BE a made-man! |
| From: Turk1014 | Posted: 5/15/2003 5:59:45 PM | Message Detail |
| SSB:M True Confessions: DK: I have been mistaken as the idiot ape in the past but I have a confession. Director: That's what this is, a confession. DK: Anyway, there has been a mistake that has gone not been recognized for the past 20 years. Director: This isn't another Cranky Kong rant, is it? DK: That's in the past. But my name is actually Donkey Cong! There was a mistake when I got my tie printed! Then when me and my family went mainstream, the last name changed completely! Director: OK, you're not feeling well, your last name is Kong, with relation to King Kong, like on your SSB and SSB:M contracts. DK: No, I'm telling the truth! For instance, Someone threw up on Luigi's clothes and that's why they're green, Bowser is wearing a red wig, Jigglypuff is a genetically engineered balloon, Falco is a pigeon, and Peach's underwear is sky blue! Director: Hey! That stuff is for the other characters to confess, and how did you know what color Peach's underwear was!? Mario: Yeah, how!? Director: Guess were going to have to get that Diddy Kong to play Donkey Kong. DK: It's Cong! With a "C"! Director: Anyway, we could give Diddy Kong a fat suit, and no one will ever know... --- Life is like a box of chocolate, you know what you're gonna get if you read the nutrition facts. |
| From: Turk1014 | Posted: 5/15/2003 8:43:15 PM | Message Detail |
| I've got nothing right now, bump anyway. --- Life is like a box of chocolate, you know what you're gonna get if you read the nutrition facts. |
| From: classicgamer83 | Posted: 5/15/2003 9:22:33 PM | Message Detail |
| Introducing....SSB:M acronyms Man And Really Into Overalls Late in Understanding Incidens Going Incredible Master of Everything Whenever Totally Without Others Gamma And Neutronic Nuclear Operatives in Nuking Delegations Only Really Favorable If you have other ideas or better than this post away! --- (observing "Restricted Area" sign) "Tell me about it. These briefs I'm wearing!" Crow; Mystery Science Theater 3000 |
| From: Aegis5 | Posted: 5/15/2003 11:06:54 PM | Message Detail |
| VE, You still haven't visited G&W's home..and those Wireframes must be lonely.... --- HEY! I could be wrong... |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/16/2003 6:27:21 AM | Message Detail |
| Part 27: Game and Watch(morse code):Here we are...flat zone! VE:Wait, there's only 5 people here. Where is everyone else? Ash:They'r all tied up at the moment, and this is a SPECIAL G&W with access to the internet! MUAHAHA! Now I'm downloading wireframes into it! 50 wireframes drop down Link:Oh, god Marth:Tell me about it A wire frame jumps at VE Roy:WATCH OUT! The wireframe falls into 92301957109265094625916050965165071634750612985091246095209850892 pieces VE(Holding a huge sword):I think I can handle it One by one they kill the wireframes Ash:MUAHAHA! Computer:Giga bowser x50 download commencing and will be complete in 30...29... VE:50 GIGA BOWSERS!? Link:Oh, GOD! 23...22...21...20... meanwhile... Brendan somehow gets his Blaziken out to untie the ropes Brendan:Thanks. Now untie the others*runs off* at the computer room... 10...9... Roy:I guess this is the end VE:Wait! Look! It's Brendan! Brendan slowly tiptoes toward Ash and busts a chair over his head 3...2...1...download aborted Everyone:YAY! At the great fox... Link:Finally back, safe and sound Marth:That place was the worst VE:But I can't help thinking we forgot something... meanwhile... Roy:Hello? Anybody? HELP!!! --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: Aegis5 | Posted: 5/16/2003 5:10:50 PM | Message Detail |
| YAY!!!! *claps* *gives VE a cookie* --- HEY! I could be wrong... |
| From: Turk1014 | Posted: 5/16/2003 6:09:54 PM | Message Detail |
| SSB:M True Confessions: Young Link: Gosh, even though I've seen myself in the next seven years, I can't get over some of my bd habits, seeing my older self do them. Director: Like what? Young Link: Well, like pulling out wedgies, scratching my um... 'ahem' parts, and flicking my hair. But I have sort of a problem. Me and my older self have uh... sort of a crush... on a... Zelda! There, I said it! Now all I gotta to is tell her to her face! Director: Hmm... I got an idea, how about we bring Zeld... WHAT IS THAT?! (Zelda teleports in with Farore's Wind) Zelda: I left my book in here, anyone see it? Young Link: Here's my chance... Adult Link: Zelda, there's something I have to tell you. Ever since I met you seven years ago... (Link rambles on about how he loves her) Young Link: NOOOOO! Director: Sucks to have a seven year old counterpart. Director's counterpart, seven years older: Tell me about it. Director: NOOOOO! --- Life is like a box of chocolate, you know what you're gonna get if you read the nutrition facts. |
| From: Turk1014 | Posted: 5/16/2003 7:29:13 PM | Message Detail |
| SSB:M True Confessions Director: This job is sooo stressful! There have been so many screw ups tha... Samus: Screw ups? Director: Get outta here, anyway, I'm tempted to turn over the job, I pretty much quit, but not before my confessions. Turk: More than one? Director: Yeah, here's the deal, I rigged the SSB and SSB:M tryouts so that only Nintendo characters made it. Bomberman: WHAT?! Sonic: So that's how it is!? Culex: Yeah, I was in a Mario game!! Trevor: Castlevania 3 was a hit on the NES!! Knuckles: GET'EM!!! (The former director was jumped by the other characters who tried out for a SSB game!) Turk: Hmm... if the older director is just a bloody mass, I got a job! Sweet! --- Life is like a box of chocolate, you know what you're gonna get if you read the nutrition facts. |
| From: Turk1014 | Posted: 5/16/2003 7:31:46 PM | Message Detail |
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| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/16/2003 8:58:21 PM | Message Detail |
| VE:Just passing by to keep this topic from slipping Link:Yeah, We don't want this topic to fall like Roy's attempt to get into Hollywood Roy:They were just jealous Marth(Imitating Holywood people):OMG, Roy, we wish we had your total lack of talent. You're SOOOO lucky Brendan:Hehe, Roy, you do stink at acting Roy:I did that one scene perfectly, didn't I? Link:Only that ONE scene VE:Uh, Roy, to tell you the truth, you were supposed to air dodge the cars and then let link smack you off the edge Roy:WHAT? Link:Roy, you're such a loser, or should I say, brown spike-haired loser from Fire Emblem, hehe Everyone:hehe Roy:... Basically, just a funny bump --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: marthmaster77 | Posted: 5/16/2003 10:48:46 PM | Message Detail |
| Hrmm...*can't compete with last bump*... Unfunny bump. --- Going to war without the French is like going deer hunting without an accordian.-Norman Schwartzkopf |
| From: classicgamer83 | Posted: 5/16/2003 11:35:45 PM | Message Detail |
| SSB:M Acronyms Into Chilling Ememies Cause of Love In Meeting Beasts Everywhere Really Sucks Kind Inside Redefined Boundaries while Young Mister Reality Gravity And Meaning Except All Non-flat Defined Worlds At Times of Cruddy Huddling *phew* Super Achiever and Master of Underground Sites --- (observing "Restricted Area" sign) "Tell me about it. These briefs I'm wearing!" Crow; Mystery Science Theater 3000 |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/17/2003 5:45:06 AM | Message Detail |
| Part 28: Roy:Um, VE, why are we on top of a skyscraper? VE:To see if a man can be launched all the way to that skyscraper way over there Roy:That's about a mile away Link:Only one kilometer, actually Roy:What idiot would do that? Marth:He's right, VE. Only an idiot would do this VE:Yeah, your right a minute later... Roy:Weren't you listening? Only an idiot would do this VE:Which makes you perfect for this job Roy:WHAT!? VE:Bye, Roy Roy:*Gets launched*AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*Hits a building so hard he crashes through a wall*ow... Roy landed inside a professional wrestler's house PW:What the...you're gonna pay for that wall Roy:oh, *- WHAM! VE:Poor Roy Marth:Wanna go to the drug store and hang out VE:Okay Link:I'm in Everyone leaves for the drug store while Roy gets beat up about a kilometer away Roy:HHHHEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPP!!! --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: Purple Monkey Dishwa | Posted: 5/17/2003 6:01:09 AM | Message Detail |
| i was spiked thru the length of brinstar depths |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/17/2003 10:36:54 AM | Message Detail |
| VE:Bump Link:Bump Roy:Bump Marth:Bump Zelda:Bump Ness:Bump Samus:Bump Brendan:Bump May:Bump Gary:Bump Fox:Bump C. Falcon:Bump Popo:Bump Nana:Bump Mewtwo:Bump Kirby:Bump Falco:Bump Pikachu:Bump Pichu:Bump DK:Bump Jigglypuff:Bump Yoshi:Bump Sheik:Bump Mr. G&W:Beep VE:Huh? Roy:That wasn't a bump Link:Care to repeat that? Mr. G&W:Beep Marth:Oh, you said ROY's mother Roy:WHAT!? Mr. G&W:Bleep, beep, bop, beep beep beep Roy:Don't you say those words about my mother! Mr. G&W:Beep beep bloop Roy:SHUT UP! I DO NOT! Mr. G&W:BEEP! the two fight VE:That was a bump from all of us, brought to you by the International bump association Roy:OW! STOP IT! YOU'RE CHEATING! GET HIM OFF ME, HE FIGHTS DIRTY! HHHEEEELLLLPPPP!!! --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/17/2003 11:03:32 AM | Message Detail |
| Umm, hello? Is anyone gonna post here? --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/17/2003 11:59:25 AM | Message Detail |
| bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump Someone please post:( --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/17/2003 12:24:29 PM | Message Detail |
| Is this topic dead or what? --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/17/2003 12:39:27 PM | Message Detail |
| I don't want this topic to die THIS close to 200 posts --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: Unfortunate Bob | Posted: 5/17/2003 12:45:47 PM | Message Detail |
| NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DONT die topic...... --- Althena didnt do that....I SCREWED IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-Chad Letts/Hiro |
| From: jerichomaniac | Posted: 5/17/2003 12:45:52 PM | Message Detail |
| *Master + Crazy Hand line up the whole cast at the Final Destination* M.H: Alright, now they brought in Peach and Zelda at the last minute, Marth, you are no longer the girliest character here. *Marth brushes his hair out of his eyes, replaces his tiara, stands with one hand on his hip, sighing.* Marth: Well, we'll see about that!... --- Eddy: Watch where you're going, Ed! Ed: Sure am, Eddy! Eddy: Hey Ed, your shoelace is untied! Ed: Sure am, Eddy! |
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