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| From: Fat Sonic | Posted: 5/12/2003 10:27:26 PM | Message Detail |
| Chapter 4 "Ahhh fish paste" Everyone had gotten to the room, they greeted each other. Bowser walked in, went to the bathroom, and excreted Pichu. Bowser passed out again, and so did Pikachu, Pichu, Luigi, Fox, Falco, and Link. Mario, and the 2 princesses had gone down and gotten 7 glasses of water, they put one next to everyone sleeping, then put one of the soon-to-be bed wetter's finger in the glasses. "Tee hee, this will be funny, when they wake up, they will find out that they wet themselves." Peach said, giggling. "And also Mario's teabagging." Zelda said. Mario yawned and fell asleep on the couch, so did the other two. When they woke up, everyone was gone. The 3 went to the lobby and saw Squall, Zell, Quistis, Rinoa, Irvine, and Selphie, some Final Fantasy VIII characters. "Hmmmf, let's just ignore them. Peach said, they walked outside. They saw two big monsters looking at each other, behind each one there was a person. Behind the first monster, there was a boy that was average height, and was skinny. He had blonde spikey hair and some black and purple thing behind his hair. He had a white shirt and a blue denim jacket over it. He was wearing a chain necklace that had a small pyramid on the chain, and on the pyramid, an eye was engraved into it. The kid was wearing blue denim pants and had a big thing on his wrist. The thing he was standing behind was a big purple floating mage. The other kid was a bit taller and slightly long blondish hair. He was wearing a white shirt and a green jacket over it. He had blue jeans on and also had a thing on his wrist. The monster he was behind was a black dragon with red eyes. The first kid yelled out, "Dark Magician, attack!" The mage held out it's staff and destroyed the dragon. "Awww nuts Yugi, that was my best monster." The other one said. "Sorry Joey, but I'm giving it all I have." Yugi said. Meanwhile, Link was walking along and shaksaloopshadoopdeedoopclaskingtonershoopshlaskoop gave him a lamp, the lamp turned into a pig, which turned into a genie, which turned into Satan, which turned into God, which turned into underpants, which turned into green, which turned into a bomb. Link saw Mario running up. Mario was mad at Link because Link had pee'd on Mario's clothes. Mario shot a fireball and it hit the fuse. Link got freaked out and threw the bomb at Mario. Mario caught it and put the fuse out. He sighed with relief but the fuse started again, Mario put the fuse out again. He sighed with relief but the fuse started again, Mario put the fuse out again. He sighed with relief but the fuse started again, Mario put the fuse out again. He sighed with relief but the fuse started again, Mario put the fuse out again. He sighed with relief but the fuse started again, Mario put the fuse out again. He sighed with relief but the fuse started again, so Mario just gave up and it went boom! Mario woke up in a sweat to hear his phone ringing. He answered and heard Peach's voice. She said, "Mario, I'm coming over so we can pack for the vacation." The End. Comments? BTW, I know it blows. --- Is PaperLuigi Can I wash my winky, in your kitchen sinky-Little Nicky There is now a Starbucks in my pants. |
| From: PaperLuigi tehBanned | Posted: 5/12/2003 10:31:15 PM | Message Detail |
| oh crap, my bad guys, I messed upon the italics ending when Fox and Falco were whispering, it's supposed to stop when Link yells to them. --- I have been banneded, all 300 something karma gone down the drain. Can I wash my winky, in your kitchen sinky-Little Nicky |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/12/2003 10:49:35 PM | Message Detail |
| This may be a stupid question, seeing as im new to this GameFAQs stuff, but how do you make the words bold and itallics??? --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: PaperLuigi tehBanned | Posted: 5/12/2003 11:07:30 PM | Message Detail |
| You put: < b > insert bold text here < / b > for bold (take out the spaces between the greater/less than signs) and for italics: < i > insert italic text here < / i > (take out spaces between greater/less than signs) --- I have been banneded, all 300 something karma gone down the drain. Can I wash my winky, in your kitchen sinky-Little Nicky |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/12/2003 11:16:52 PM | Message Detail |
| Uhhh Uhhh Cool! Thanks --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: Fat Sonic | Posted: 5/12/2003 11:17:35 PM | Message Detail |
| np, is anyone bored enough to read my story? --- Is PaperLuigi Can I wash my winky, in your kitchen sinky-Little Nicky There is now a Starbucks in my pants. |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/12/2003 11:31:12 PM | Message Detail |
| Chapter 8 Michael J. Fox: Oh, boy! It seems our cover has been blowen... *A Police Officer is talking to Popo. Popo says that he has last seen Pikachu with them* Director: Son of a *****!!! Pierce Brosnan: Uhh... let's go! *They run off* Meanwh-- Screw this!! ELSEWHERE in New York... Yoshi: *Walking through Town w/ Steve Buscemi* Man, that was much better. Steve Buscemi: Um... shouldn't we... well... regroup with the others. Yoshi: Who cares? They'll turn up somehow. Meanwhile... Mario: *Still vomiting* UUUUUHHHGGGH!!! Sam Niel: *Walks up with Will Smith* Will here says you have a problem... I can drive you to the hospital... Mario: That-- UUUUHHHGH -- would be-- UUUUUUHHHGGGH!--Nice... *Stops vomiting* Will Smith: Good God! The Trash can's beggining to overflow! Sam Niel: RUUUN! *Mario, Will, and Sam run off screaming* NOTICE: The following scene was deleted due to the fact that it is too violent and disgusting Another Elsewhere, BEFORE that incident... Jigglypuff: Puff puff puff! Kirby: Shut up, SHUT UP, SHUT UP... Michael J. Fox: *Runs by* RUN!! Kirby: ?? *Follows* Jigglypuff: Jiggly Jiggles... *Walks over to where Mario is* Much Later... The Director, Kirby, Mario, Michael J. Fox, Ness, Will Smith, Sam Niel, and a bunch of other people stand by a vomit covered Festival... Director: Just what did you ****in' eat??! Mario: *Sounding sick* evReYthInG... Will Smith: Should Sam and I drive him to the hospital? Director: Sure. *Will, Sam, and Mario walk off* Director: Now what? *A Cop, Popo, and Nana run up to them* Cop: You SSBM people are all under arrest-- HEY!!! *They all have run off. The Cop begins to chase them* Cop: *Talking into a radio* Okay, I need 3 cars in... --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/12/2003 11:38:38 PM | Message Detail |
| Fat Sonic... what story? How come you seem to have 2 accounts? --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: PaperLuigi tehBanned | Posted: 5/12/2003 11:49:08 PM | Message Detail |
| PREFACE *Down in his secret lab* ?????? ?????: Mwhahahaha! With this pill, I shall take over Wisconsin and Michigan! Hey, why'd you question mark out my name? Me: For that eerie mystery type effect. ?????? ?????: Oh...uhhh, okay, I guess. Me: Carry on with your plotting ?????? ?????: I feel uncomfortable with somebody looking. Me: Alright then *leaves secret lab* Hmmm... it seems that you folk aren't familiar with what's going on now. Well let me fill you in. FLASHBACK After the Super Smash Bros. Melee tournament was over, many had gone their seperate ways. The characters had went back to their homes except a few. There was Pikachu, Pichu, Dr. Mario, and Ganondorf. They didn't have homes that they could go to. Pika and Pichu had moved in with Mewtwo who suddenly turned into a very loving guy. Dr. Mario had moved to "The Windy City". Chicago, Illinois. He heard of a very good Doctor Clinic and moved there. However, he did not meet the standards and was rejected. He was very sad that he had been rejected. He was going to do something to the place but they had moved waaaaaaaaayyyy up northwest. Ganondorf begged Link/Y. Link and Zelda for forgivness, and they were in a good mood that day and agreed. Life had gone normally since then. END FLASHBACK Me: And that brings us to now, nobody expects what may happen next.... The Pink Doctor(anybody who was at the social boards in the "age of the fanfics" would know that this title was used for a story, I'm using it because it fits in so well.) --- I have been banneded, all 300 something karma gone down the drain. Can I wash my winky, in your kitchen sinky-Little Nicky |
| From: Ninja Specter | Posted: 5/12/2003 11:51:25 PM | Message Detail |
| Like this guys?Like this guys? --- Why everyone is kinda liking the "Ninja" part of my username huh you ****?!I smell rip-offs in many boards... |
| From: PaperLuigi tehBanned | Posted: 5/12/2003 11:53:16 PM | Message Detail |
| Because Fat Sonic is my brother's account that he don't use anymore and I had made PaperLuigi tehBanned before I started using Fat Sonic. I'm using this account till I use Fat Sonic because I get more posts a day with that and I use this account so I can keep gettin karma everyday till I get 75 karma. That looks confusing...even for me. --- I have been banneded, all 300 something karma gone down the drain. Can I wash my winky, in your kitchen sinky-Little Nicky |
| From: PaperLuigi tehBanned | Posted: 5/12/2003 11:54:18 PM | Message Detail |
| And StarFoxRocks, the story that is 3 posts long and before chapter 8 of your story --- I have been banneded, all 300 something karma gone down the drain. Can I wash my winky, in your kitchen sinky-Little Nicky |
| From: falcofan88 | Posted: 5/13/2003 12:15:22 AM | Message Detail |
| Me Blooper #1 "trying to Join the SSBM team" Me: Hey, VE, Can I join the crew? VE: No. Me: Why? VE: Cuz'. Me: Cuz why? Ve: Because you suck at acting! *puts in a tape of a play I did in Kindergarten* Me: WHERE THE **** DID YOU GET THAT?!?! VE: Marth gave it to me. *I walk to Marth* ME: HOW DID YOU STEEEAL THAAAAT TAPE?!?! MA: ... Kirby sold it to me. Me: For how much? MA:... cough1$cough... Me: Kiiiiiirby.... oh Kiiiirby.... KI: Hiiiiieiiiii! Me: where did you get that god forsaken tape? KI: Your MAMA! Me: Eat lead, you fat asAGGGHA! *gets eaten* KI: *dances* VE: You're gettin a Promotion, Kirby! Kirby: HIIIIIEIIII! --- "Then Marty just rolls his eyes, and says, Nooo, I want you to CUT off my arms with a rusty Chainsaw!" ........So i Did. |
| From: Fat Sonic | Posted: 5/13/2003 12:30:18 AM | Message Detail |
| Mario: *Speaking in his voice when he's not high* So Peach, what ya wanna do tonight? Peach: I don't know, wanna hit a movie? Mario: Alright, seeya tonight babe. Meanwhile, in the crap hole called "L.A." Yoshi: So what are we gonna do about that gnome? Dk: ...the one on your lawn? Yoshi: Yea! It just sits out there...doing nothing. Dk: It's supposed to do that, it's a lawn gnome, it's for decoration. Plus, you put it out there in the first place. Yoshi: It possesed me! Dk: Is this how all you guys in L.A. are? Yoshi: Pretty much. Me: Yoshi, just go take it off your lawn. Yoshi: I can't, they have curses, if you take them off you get 3 yearsof bad luck. Me: Whatever. That's it for tonight folks! Goodnight! --- Is PaperLuigi Can I wash my winky, in your kitchen sinky-Little Nicky There is now a Starbucks in my pants. |
| From: MattDark | Posted: 5/13/2003 3:03:38 AM | Message Detail |
| *peach and c.falcon are on the great fox* MD:alright falcon, use your uppercut on peach and wait for her to hit the ground before using your falcon kick C.F:alright MD:action! *falcon does his uppercut and misses by a little bit, the force of the blow causing peaches dress to fly up* peach:eeeeeeeeeeek! *slaps falcon with her frying pan* MD:CUT! take2 MD:aaaand action! *falcon does his punch and sends peach into the air, she starts to fall back down* C.F:FALCON KICK! *peach does her air dodgeand falcon flies right past off the stage* MD:i guess that works anyway *game&watch and marth are in hyrule* MD:G&W i want you to jump out the way as marth salices at you with the saber G&W:meep! MD:then after you attack, G&W will come behind you and hit you with a home run bat Marth:alright MD:action! *marth slices G&W and nothing happens* MD:G&W! your supposed to dodge! *G&W top half falls off from a clean cut and floats to the floor* MD:MEDIC! take2 MD:action *G&W dodges the attack and lands, before stopping* MD:what is it now? G&W:Meep! beep bop meep!(theres no baseball bat!) MD:PROPS! take3 MD:lets do it right this time *marth and G&W both nod* MD:aaaaaaand action! *G&W dodges the attack and lands picking up a baseball bat* MD:(perfect, keep going) *G&W runs up to marth and starts humping his leg* Marth: No! bad G&W! MD:Damn it! whats the number for animal control? Samus:i'd be more worried about getting it off marth first before calling *points to marth whos running around the stage, G&W still on his leg* Marth: getitoff!getitoff!getitoff!getitoff!getitoff! --- In balance of light and dark, the ultimate warrior is born. Check out my stories - http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=202011 |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/13/2003 7:18:16 AM | Message Detail |
| Part 23(I lost count last post) Samus:Well, well, well...Brinstar hasn't changed a bit Marth:Brinstar, the planet of the chocolate shake pools VE:That's acid, Marth. You're still hallucinating Marth:Awww...I was hoping that was actually chocolate Roy(Who jumped off into the pool after he heard Marth and is still falling):WHAT? THIS IS ACID!? AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! Link:At least Roy is back to normal VE:C'mon, we need to get down to brinstar depths Samus:Okay, let's go. And don't forget to watch out for any metroids. They will suck your life force dry Roy:GET THESE UGLY JELLYFISH THINGS OFF OF ME! Samus:*blasts Roy with a missile*There you go, Roy at brinstar depths: VE:OKAY, JUST AS PLANNED, AND...ACTION! Link and Marth fight on brinstar, where marth does a shield breaker, which Link dodges. Link hits Marth with his spin attack and sends Marth across the stage. Marth defends on the opposite side of the stage as Link, ignoring Kraid, who hits the stage and throws Marth off VE:CUT! What are you DOING, Marth? Marth:I thought he was a hallucination VE:Let's get Roy in here. Marth isn't safe, him seeing things and all Roy:Coming They do the scene again, and where Marth stood and got thrown off, Roy jumped at Link and knocked him off Roy:Thank you! thank you! Link Jumps back onto the stage and spin attacks Roy off of the stage VE:CUT! ROY, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO COUNTER! Roy:The sun was in my eyes VE:What sun? Link:You were too busy posing VE:ROY! You should knot never to let your guard down. Now one more time They do the scene correctly for once VE:Cut, perfect! Kraid:RRRRROOOOOOAAAAARRRRRR! Link:BYE, ROY! Roy gets smashes by Kraid Roy:oww... --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/13/2003 7:54:42 AM | Message Detail |
| Chapter 9 (And by the way VE, when you lost count it was part 24) Theres nothing really to put in this chapter, except something that happens to Kirby. In New York City... Director: This is just my day... Michael J. Fox: Shut up and run! Kirby: Oh, screw this! Goodbye! *Kirby puffs up and floats away. The Cop chasing them shoots at it and Kirby pops like a balloon* Kirby: YIIIIIIIIII *Is in half* Suddenly 3 cars zoom around the corner and after the Group. They run over Kirby. Kirby: UhhHGGHHGhh! Elsewhere... In a Car... Will Smith: Okay, Mario, just hold it in! *Sam Niel is driving, with Will Smith in the front. Mario is using the entire back seat as a bed* Mario: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH... Sam Niel: Just don't-- don't-- don't throw up in my car. Mario: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!!! Will Smith: Oh, crap!! *Jumps out of car* Sam Niel: ? *Crashes car* ****!!! Mario: *Vomits* Meanwhile... Director: Here! Go in there! *They all run into a building and lock the door* Director: Well, that solves our prob--*Turns around* OH ****!!!!! --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/13/2003 8:05:31 AM | Message Detail |
| Chapter 10 (!) Director: Um... how... interesting... They are inside a giant factory. Director: Um... hi. MegaMan: *Is pointing a ray gun at Director's head* What are you doing? This is the building of characters who didn't make it to SSBM. Everyone looks around the Factory. The see Daisy, Wario, Bomberman, and the Knight from Gauntlet: Dark Legacy. Pierce Brosnan: Holy God... Ness: Man, we have run out of characters... Director: Don't change the sub-- Hey! *Turns over to the rejected characters* Does anyone want to join us? Megaman/Bomberman: Okay! Wario: I'll stay here. Daisy: Um, I'll come with. Wario: Me too! *Daisy kills Wario* Daisy: I'll stay here. There still are factory workers, after all. Director: ...riiiight... *They walk outside, only to remember the Cops were chasing them* Director:L OHH ****!!! Run! *They all run... again* --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: MattDark | Posted: 5/13/2003 8:17:24 AM | Message Detail |
| *bowser and zelda are at ice mountain* MD:bowser... all you have to do is bowser bomb zelda then throw her off the stage *bowser roars his approval* MD:you ok with this zelda? Zelda:yeah, i'll be fine MD:alright then, action! *bowser does his bowser bomb and barely misses zelda* MD:lets try it again 'PWHAAARP!' *Bowser blushes and Zelda faints, MD is holding his nose* MD:what did you eat man? nevermind MEDIC! FUMIGATOR!!! take2 MD:bowser... you did go to the little dinosaurs room right? *bowser nods and looks at shiek* MD:why are you in that form zelda? Shiek:I wont smell anything with this mask on MD:fair enough... action!!! *bowser misses again* MD:tell you what, next take, shiek, stand closer to him Shiek:alright then take3 MD:action!! *bowser lands on shiek but the ice there on breaks and they fall down to the bottom of the level MD:I give up! *get up and walks away, throwing all the pages of the script up in the air* MD:next scene! --- In balance of light and dark, the ultimate warrior is born. Check out my stories - http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=202011 |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/13/2003 8:20:56 AM | Message Detail |
| Any comments on my Story yet? I'd like to hear some. And Great Work, guys! --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/13/2003 8:29:14 AM | Message Detail |
| Part 24(I'm back on track now, I think) Roy:Where am I? VE:At my house Roy:Your house? I don't remember coming here Link:That's because you were smashed flat and lost consciousness, so we brought you here to nurse you back to health Roy:Did any of the girls give me mouth-to-mouth? VE:No, only pikachu Pikachu:PIKA! Roy:!!! VE:Just kidding, Roy. No one gave you mouth-to-mouth Roy:*phew* Roy:Where is everyone? VE:Swimming, I guess. After all, this is my summer beach house on a tiny little tropical island Roy:Summer beach house? How could you afford that? The SSB battle directors don't make THAT much money VE:I have my ways, and $90,000 from bombchu bowling Roy:In that case, see you in the water VE:Don't forget to keep away from the north end... Roy:Are you kidding? The water's much more beautiful there than on the south side where everyone else is, why don't you want me to swim there? Because you want to hog it all for yourself? FORGET THAT!*jumps into the water* Link:Why didn't you want him in there? VE:Didn't you notice? The water's completely shark infested. I can't get them away to fence them out. The south side is the only safe place. Roy:What the--SHARKS!? why didn't you tell me there were sharks here? OW! NO BITING! Link:Shouldn't we help him out? VE:Sure --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: MattDark | Posted: 5/13/2003 8:37:47 AM | Message Detail |
| lol, good one to eden and fox... what do ya think of mine? i may do my own story on here too... but ive got alot of course work to do at the mo --- In balance of light and dark, the ultimate warrior is born. Check out my stories - http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=202011 |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/13/2003 8:37:51 AM | Message Detail |
| Feel free to post bloopers for my story The story is big, so there are lots of opportunities --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/13/2003 9:07:02 AM | Message Detail |
| part 25: Roy:This water is okay, I guess. Nice and warm Zelda:It was freezing before YOU came in, Roy Brendan:GOD, Roy, you sick freak Samus:Geez, I wish I hadn't taken my armor off now VE:First time I've actually seen you without metal Samus's bathing suit comes of VE:... Samus:*smacks Roy so hard he skips across the water and puts her suit on before anyone can see anything* Brendan:GOD, Roy, you sick TWISTED freak Roy:ow... May:You are a freak, Roy VE:Ok, maybe the women should swim on one side and the men on the other Roy:ow... Marth:That should teach you, Roy Kirby:Good thing I brought an inflatable pool toy Fox:Kirby, you ARE an inflatable pool toy Falco:Yeah, Kirby Roy:What should we do now? Link:How 'bout a breath holding contest? Marth:Okay a minute later... Link:I WIN! That means you all owe me $50 VE:No fair, Link. You were wearing the zora tunic Link:So? VE:It means you can breath underwater Marth:Yeah, Link. So that means I win Zelda:No! I win! VE:You were playing, Zelda? Zelda:Yeah! So fork over the 50s Men:*sigh* --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/13/2003 9:13:23 AM | Message Detail |
| MattDark and VirtualEden are great. Anyways... Chapter 11 Yoshi: Man, I never liked walking so much... Steve Buscemi: Uh, yeah, but... aren't you worried? I mean, we don't know if they'll ever turn up. Yoshi: I said they will... Steve Buscemi: Uh... okay... *Suddenly, the Director, Michael J. Fox, Ness, Bomberman, Pierce Brosnan, and Megaman run up being chased by Police Cars* Yoshi: See? There they are now! Steve Buscemi: ... Yoshi: Whoa! Where'd they get MegaMan and Bomberman?! *In the Factory* Daisy: Hehehe! Now I've got this whole place aaaaallll to myself! Tee hee hee! *The Knight from Gauntlet Dark Legacy sneaks up behind her...* Back in New York... Director: Yoshi, Steve, RUN!!! They're after us!!! Yoshi: How can you prove anything? *A bullet narrowly misses him* YELP! Uh, let's go... *They join the rest and run* Cop: Why are we after them? The guy who vomited isn't even in this group. Cop2: WHAAT?! Why didn't you say so?? *Shouting at the group* SORRY, GUYS, WE JUST NOTICED THE GUY WE WANT IS NOT IN YOUR-- *Cop1 crashes the car and they die* Director: About ****in' time. Steve Buscemi: Well, that was... interesting. Director: Anyone know a hotel we can stay at? Pierce Brosnan: Well, there's one downtown... Director: Good! You guys comin'? Steve Buscemi: Yeah, uh, we gotta prepare for our flight back to Hollywood. *Steve's phone rings* Steve Buscemi: Um... excuse me... *Talks into phone for a while, then hangs up* It was my Travel Agent. He says Hollywood just got blown up by a big ship from Independence Day. Everyone: ... --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/13/2003 9:31:04 AM | Message Detail |
| Here's some bloopers from part 1: Take 1: Link:I know I was supposed to hook his shirt, but I couldn't resist Dir:CUT! Link, You were supposed to impale his head, not his crotch Mario:MOMMA MIA! GOD THAT HURT! PUT ME OUTTA MY MISERY, LINK Link:*Impales Mario's head Take 2: Luigi(after finding out that Mario was killed): YAY! I mean, uhh... Take 3: Dir:You're fir-*gets shot in the crotch with an arrow*OWWW!!! Link:You shall suffer for an eternity. MUAHAHA! --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: classicgamer83 | Posted: 5/13/2003 9:46:41 AM | Message Detail |
| The following is a series of thought patterns where one picks up where the other left off. (You'll get the idea. Just read) Link: Ya know, I never thought that so much was put into this: fighting, slashing, bombing. Yeah, I hope to- Bowser: -Destroy the competiton! That is my big plan. I will show no mercy in my quest for The Global- C. Falcon: -Raceway. I may act like a meathead, but my plan is- Gannondorf: -doomed to failure unless I come up with some vile scheme to- Dr. Mario: -cure them of their troubles, but I digress. I must suit up and- Peach: -tend to the garden. I must make sure the sprouts are ready as I will- Ice Climber: -freeze them in their tracks and pound them to bits with my trusty- Ness: -yoyo, I can defend myself from attackers. If that doesn't work, I will use my- Sheik: -darts and pin them- Mewtwo: -close to me where I will stun them with my- C. Falcon: -bulging muscles. Yeah, I work out day after day. Afterwards, I will- Yoshi: -eat them and turn them into eggs where they will be- Bowser: -prone to frying with- Marth: -the cold steel of my legndary Dolphin- Gannondorf: -fist, I find I can conjure massive amounts of- Dr. Mario: -pills and capsules. I will need every one of them to- C. Falcon: -get bigger as I am- Mr.G&W: -feeling a little flat, but no matter. I will hold my dignity and become- Peach: -more than a girl. I am- Kirby: -A star warrior! That is what I am! I can prove to them I am just as good as them by- C. Falcon: -flexing my muscles and looking- Young Link: -like an imbussul compared to my older counterpart- Ness: -childhood life is over. I must become a- Peach: -fry pan and strike, or I'll use my- C. Falcon: -incredible definition- Mewtwo: -and blow them away with my mind. --- "You know you want me, baby!!!" Crow; Mystery Science Theater 3000 |
| From: Seeker after Chaos | Posted: 5/13/2003 9:49:29 AM | Message Detail |
| It's imbecile, not imbussul (Spelling has always been a thing for me, and I hate it), but otherwise good job, classicgamer83! --- "I'm a tenth level vice president!" -Al Gore, Futurama |
| From: classicgamer83 | Posted: 5/13/2003 9:53:12 AM | Message Detail |
| Thanks I'll see if I can come up with another. --- "You know you want me, baby!!!" Crow; Mystery Science Theater 3000 |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/13/2003 9:55:37 AM | Message Detail |
| I ran out of places to go. Any suggestions? --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/13/2003 10:17:33 AM | Message Detail |
| hello? I can't do a story when I run out of material. So help me out here --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: MattDark | Posted: 5/13/2003 10:31:27 AM | Message Detail |
| (the fountain place... or the one before final destination or how bout back to the ssb set for hyrule castle? i really need to check the names of the levels again lol) *fox and ganondorf are at princess peaches castle* MD:alright... ive came back from the phyciatric ward and i'll be able to continue with this Mewtwo:you do now Ganondorf and MD:what? Fox:i never knew we had a psyki hat-trick ward Mewtwo:fine *walks off* MD:Mewtwo, please wait till after they say it... DAMN IT! *Ganon and fox take there places* MD: alright this is so simple you cant screw it up... Fox, you grab ganon and throw him into the bullet bill and it'll explode sending you flying ganon *both nod* MD:action! *fox grabs Ganon and throws him under the bullet bill, he is then crushed to death, a ganon pancake is left there* Fox:sorry! MD:LINK! *links walks on the set as matt turns to the camera* MD:the following scene is brought to you thnaks to Virtual Eden *links fires his hookshot into fox's head, killing him* MD: Thanks Eden, Thanks Link VE & Link:Dont mention it --- In balance of light and dark, the ultimate warrior is born. Check out my stories - http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=202011 |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/13/2003 10:56:07 AM | Message Detail |
| part 26: Roy:Brrr. From a summer beach house to Icicle mountain. Isn't the sudden temperature drop unhealhy? VE:It's been a day since we left, so it's not sudden. Besides, we need a good hike Popo:And if we don't hurry, we will fall down an infinite abyss Nana:Yeah, so we have to hurry Roy:Infinite abyss? VE:That's scary Kirby:Tell me about it. Link:When can we take a break? My feet are killing me, plus those polar bears in pink shorts are disturbing Popo:There should be a lodge up ahead VE:Okay at the lodge... VE:It's pretty warm in here Link:Tell me about it Nana:Hot cocoa, anyone? VE, Kirby, Brendan, and May:Sure Roy:The fire feels a little warmer near my head now Marth:That's because your hair is on fire, Roy Roy:AAAAAHHHHH!!! IT BURNS!!! VE:*laughs* VE:You gotta watch your hair, Roy Nana:Ok, I'm back Brendan:Okay, Can I have my hot cocoa now? Nana:*passes out the cocoa* May:This is pretty good VE:pretty rich Kirby:Great hot cocoa, Nana Nana:Thanks Roy:What's for dinner? Popo:Fried topi? Marth:nah VE:Isn't there a turkey in the freezer? Popo:Ok, if you'd rather eat that than delicious and nutritious topi steaks VE:I think I'd rather have the turky Everyone but Popo, Nana, and VE:*agrees* after the dinner... VE:You were right, Popo, topi steaks are delicious Popo:Good thing I made them as well as turkey Roy:I thought they tasted nasty Marth:Those weren't the topi steaks Roy:Then what were they? Nana:Rancid hamburgers from 1990 Roy:GROSS! VE:Well, it's time for me to go to bed. We'll film a battle in the morning May:Okay, good night, VE Marth:I'm gonna go to bed, too Brendan:Me, too. See you in the morning Everyone else:good night --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: MattDark | Posted: 5/13/2003 11:00:37 AM | Message Detail |
| *jigglypuff, young link and zelda are at termina bay* MD:Alright, this is easy, Y.Link you fire an arrow at zelda. Zelda as your kncked back, transform into shiek and hit jiggly with your chain, then jiggly will roll and hit you both with a roll attack Y.Link:Ok Zelda:alright Jiggly:Jiggle, jig! MD:Action! *Y.Link fire his arrow but it misses zelda and impales jigglypuff, she pops like a ballon* MD:GET KIRBY! Link, change your arrows Y.Link:sorry i forgot to change them when i got in take2 MD:instead of jigglys rolling attack, kirby will use his sword blow on you both *they all nod* MD:action! *Y.link fires his arrow and hits zelda, she turns into shiek and instead of attacking kirby she runs over to Y.Link and starts to hug and kiss him* Y.Link:Score! MD:what is it now? *grabs 1 of links arrows and walk of set poking himself with it* MD:ow, uh oh... *see's writing on it saying 'cupids patented super love arrows, will make you sex mad for 24 hours to whoever you look at first'* MD:Oh god, musnt look at anyone *Samus walks past him* Samus:hey matt MD:hey o.O' !!! *runs after samus like a bull thats seen red* *meanwhile, Y.Link is running from away from shiek with half his tunic ripped off* Y.Link: mustkeeprunning!mustkeeprunning!mustkeeprunning! Shiek: must have fairy boy! take3 *Mario is on the directors chair, Link is there instead of Y.Link and Peach is there instead of Zelda* Link: any news on Y.Link and Shiek? Mario: They were-a last seen in-a hyrule, Y.Link seemed pretty tired and-a shiek was full of-a energy... Peach: And Matt & Samus Mario: well samus is-a fine, and Matt is-a up there-a! *points up to the ceiling where Matt is tied and gagged to the framework* Mario: anyway, peach when you get-a hit, go to-a use your golf-a club on kirby, he will-a then use his sword attack *they all nod* Mario: lets-a go! *the scene runs perfectly* --- In balance of light and dark, the ultimate warrior is born. Check out my stories - http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=202011 |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/13/2003 11:13:55 AM | Message Detail |
| Guys, I need more places to go, even if it's not in the game. Can you plz help? --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: MattDark | Posted: 5/13/2003 11:20:45 AM | Message Detail |
| (how bout the E3 games preveiw, go gate crashing lol, i'd say my place but its too messy only way to get in would be using kirby to suck up all the rubbish, course id have to set up a room jus for me, samus and sheik lol) --- In balance of light and dark, the ultimate warrior is born. Check out my stories - http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=202011 |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/13/2003 11:50:26 AM | Message Detail |
| OK, MD, here we go Part 27(?): Kirby:E3? What is that? VE:Some video game convention, I think Roy:I like video games. Especially this one game called Fire Emblem. Have any of you played it? And who was that loser with brown spiky hair in that game? He sucked SSOOOOO bad Everyone:... VE:Let's go! Guard:Hey! Where did you come from? OOH! OOH! PIKACHU! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!? Pikachu:PIKA! Guard:Thank you so much, Pikachu. You and your friends can pass VE:This will be fun Link:I heard PSO episode 3 was supposed to be there. Why did they decide to make it a card game? VE:I dunno. Let's go Inside... Kirby:I've never seen so many video games before! Roy:As long as none of them have that brown spike-haired loser from Fire Emblem, I guess it's okay Link:I'm gonna play a few video games Roy:And I'm gonna see if I can find anyone who knows who that brown spike-haired loser from Fire Emblem is. VE:Good luck Marth:E3 is okay, I guess VE:Wanna play video games? Marth:Ok*follows VE* meanwhile... Roy:Hello? I have a question to ask Man:Can I help you? Roy:Sure Man:You look like Roy Roy:You know me? Roy(thinking):Yes! My acting skills have been heard by the public ear! Victory is mine! Man:You ARE that brown spike-haired character from Fire Emblem! Roy:NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/13/2003 12:07:20 PM | Message Detail |
| keep posting ideas for places and I'll try to make it work --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: MattDark | Posted: 5/13/2003 12:17:33 PM | Message Detail |
| fox studios squaresoft tower capcom studios Ragol ive got loads but it'd mean loads of crossovers lol --- In balance of light and dark, the ultimate warrior is born. Check out my stories - http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=202011 |
| From: discoinferno84 | Posted: 5/13/2003 12:19:15 PM | Message Detail |
| Hmmmm...it can be any place, in reality or not, right? If so, try these: Subway Disney World The Sahara Desert Anywhere on Route 66 Luigi's Mansion Area 51 Hoenn (Pokemon R/S) Tallon Overworld (Metroid Prime) An Ice Cream Parlor The Fishing Pond (Ocarina of Time) --- I'm jiggy with it. I'm quite jiggy with it, actually. You? Holy Pokeball, Batman! |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/13/2003 12:35:21 PM | Message Detail |
| I, being a PSO freak, would say Ragol Part 28: Link:Ragol? This isn't on the map VE:Odd... VE:Watch out for the wildlife. The creatures might be hostile Roy:What makes you think that? These penguins look cute. OW! IT PECKED ME! OW! OW! HUmar:BAD RAPPY!*kills the rappy* VE:Thank you for rescuing our loser friend. FOnewearl:No problem. What are your names? VE:Virtual Eden. And these are my friends RAcaseal:Glad to met you all VE:So is there a town nearby? HUmar:What are you talking about? Aren't you from Pioneer 2? Marth:No. We came in that ship over there FOnewearl:So you came from a different ship? Roy:Yeah. RAcaseal:What are with the little yellow rodents beside you? VE:that's Pikachu and Pichu HUcast:Now I got you! HAHAHA! Everyone:!!! HUcast:MUAHAHA! YOU SHALL SUFFER THE WRATH OF ASH! VE:Ash? I thought you died Ash:I was brought back in a robot body and now you will pay! Pikachu, ATTACK! A pikachu jumps out of a rappy suit and shocks the RAcaseal, shutting her down HUmar:NO! DIE!*cuts the pikachu in half and cuts Ash's head off FOnewearl:The RAcaseal's all right. We should be able you bring her back to life. VE:Good luck. We should leave now Humar:So soon? Marth:Yeah. Goodbye FOnewearl:Bye The smash crew flies off into space --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/13/2003 12:43:11 PM | Message Detail |
| As much as I enjoy writing my own story, I enjoy reading other peoples stories, so keep them coming --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: MattDark | Posted: 5/13/2003 12:49:33 PM | Message Detail |
| will do soon.. gotta finish this piece of work first --- In balance of light and dark, the ultimate warrior is born. Check out my stories - http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=202011 |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/13/2003 1:50:35 PM | Message Detail |
| This is my last post for a couple of hours(god I hate my low karma)and I wanna know if someone is gonna post here anytime soon. I like reading the bloopers, and I shouldn't have to be the only one here posting a story --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: Marioshines | Posted: 5/13/2003 2:24:27 PM | Message Detail |
| Director:Pichu come on up!*Pikachu comes up on stage* Director:Not you,the baby version! Pikachu(In pokemon language):I don't think they've made a pokemon video game called "Baby Version" --- OMG we've been told by a user with 87 karma. Since this guy has been here so long,he must be right~Uriel3ca3 |
| From: Turk1014 | Posted: 5/13/2003 4:08:50 PM | Message Detail |
| My first post for today and this is already over 100. Sweet! SSB:M True Confessions C. Falcon: I'm widely know for my blinding speed, but I have something to say. Many people may recall me infamous pose,"Show me the moves!" Well... what I really meant was... Director: Well? C. Falcon: was... Director: C'mon already! C. Falcon: was that I enjoy hours of ballet and interpretive dance! Director: Don't feel bad, I enjoy watching it too. C. Falcon: No, I mean performing it. I not only enjoy having people show me dance moves, I enjoy wearing that little pink tutu and twirling about on the stage! And let me tell you what it's like to be a professional and interpreting the tree! Plus, it builds strong legs! Hey is this being filmed? Giga Bowser: Oh heck yeah, let me tell you! Director: You followed me here!? (C. Falcon shoves a tutu on the director's head and rolls him down a hill.) --- Life is like a box of chocolate, you know what you're gonna get if you read the nutrition facts. |
| From: MattDark | Posted: 5/13/2003 4:30:03 PM | Message Detail |
| *pichu, mewtwo and roy are on the dream fountain stage* Mario:alright-a you all-a know what to-a do? *they all nod* Mewtwo:yes im ready Mario:are you all-a ready to do this? *Roys nods and pichu jumps up and down* Mario:lets-a go! *Mewtwo charges up his shadowball and fires it at roy, roy counters hitting it up into the air instead of at pichu* Mewtwo:you ok? Roy:im fine Mewtwo:not you *the shadowball hits Matt who's still hung up in the rafters and he falls down landing on Roy* MD:ouch! that hurt! *roy picks him up as he stands* MD:um, thanks *blushes alittle* (what? i think he cute, but i like like marth more out the 2) MD:anyway, lets get on with the filming! take2 MD:action! *mewtwo fires his shadowball and roy counters it heading towards pichu* pichu: pichu! o.O' *its flies right over his head and hits mewtwo* MD:lets have pikachu there instead of pichu take3 MD:and action! *everything goes fine untill pikachu gets hit, he flies into mewtwo and mewtwo falls into some wires holding up the set, the fountain all comes crashing down* MD:is it too late to get that digital imaging crew for the stages? Mario:i am-a fraid so-a Matt *matt storms off again* --- In balance of light and dark, the ultimate warrior is born. Check out my stories - http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=202011 |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/13/2003 5:44:12 PM | Message Detail |
| I havent posted for a while... Chapter 12 In the Hotel Room... Ness: This is boring. What is it we can do? Yoshi: I wanna leave town. Steve Buscemi: Can we go to Washington, maybe? Director: No, that's being blown up too. Steve Buscemi: *** **** *** **!! What's with those **** Space Ships?! Jeff Goldblum: *Walks in* I couldn't help but overhear you... Everyone: ... Yoshi: Do you know something about this? Jeff Goldblum: ...yes... Director: Well what happened?! Jeff Goldblum: Um... I can't tell you. But we can go destroy them. Yoshi: I'll go with you... Jeff Goldblum: Good. We must leave now. *They Leave* Director: ... Kirby: I wonder what Mario is doing? Meanwhile... Mario: Ooooh-a, that son of a *****-a... Sam Niel: *Still in car* **** car... Mario: Hey-a... I feel better-a! *He walks off, leaving Sam Niel behind cursing about his car* Somewhere else in New York, in a Graveyard... Mewtwo: *Floats over* Now, I order all of you dead fools to rise!!! Fox, Falco, C. Falcon, Link, Marth, and Roy come back from the dead... in Zombie form Mewtwo: Oh ****! *Gets eaten by Zombie* *The Zombies Walk off to start a reign of Terror!!!!!! --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/13/2003 5:59:18 PM | Message Detail |
| Chapter 13 (!) Director: This is chapter 13! Run! Kirby: I'm not superstitious. *Zombies crawl through window* Kirby: OH ****! THIS TRULY IS HORRIBLE!!! Steve Buscemi: This better not be like Identidy... I say we kill Ness. *They all run out* Meanwhile, New York is under Seige by Zombies Cop: *Shoots Zombie's head off* New York REALLY hit it this time! I love this place! Mario: *Walks up* Hey-a! Do you-a know-a a good-a place to eat-a? Cop: Hey! You're under arrest! *Puts hancuffs on Mario and is eaten by another Zombie* Mario: ****! *Runs off w/ handcuffs on* Another Meanwhile... The Director, Ness, Kirby, Michale J. Fox, Steve Buscemi, and Pierce Brosnan run out of the hotel... Director: Man, all I wanted was to retake that **** Mute City Scene... Kirby: You tired to retake it??? HA HA HA HA HA!!!! C. Falcon Zombie: *Stumbles over* Don't make... fun... of... me!.... TALLYHOOO! *Falls over because his leg was shot off* Director: ...let's go. Ness: I knew we should have gone with Jeff Goldblum... Steve Buscemi: SHUT UP, MURDERER! Ness: You've been watching too many movies... Meanwhile, in an Airport... *A Plane flies off. In it is Jeff Goldblum, Bill Pullman, Samus, Dr. Mario, and Yoshi* Yoshi: So.. is this the entire group? Bill Pullman: Yes, I'm afraid. But we got plenty of missiles, and this plane is actually a jet! *Hits a button and he ejects himself* Jeff Goldblum: Oh sh**! WRONG BUTTON, BILL! *Hits the right button* THUMP. Yoshi: What was that? Outside the Plane... Bill Pullman: ?... O_O Uh oh! *A hole opens and he falls into the bathroom because the ship is turning into a large jet* Bill Pullman: I need a vacation... Back in New York... Director: Aha! There's the airport! Where should we go? *Airport blows up* Director: Damn it! Kirby: ... Ness: Let's go back to Icicle Mountain! Our ship might still be there! Director: Good idea! Steve Buscemi: Almost too good... Director: Man, Ness is NOT a mass murderer. Steve Buscemi: Prove it. Director: Go away. *Pulls out gun* Steve Buscemi: Okay, okay! Director: Though so. *Shoots a Zombie and puts the gun away. Then they all start heading for Icicle Mountain...* --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/13/2003 6:12:47 PM | Message Detail |
| Addition to Chapter 13... On they way to Icicle Mountain... Director: Hey-- where's Bomberman and MegaMan?? Back in New York... Bomberman: *Throws bomb at Zombie, blowin it up* Man, those ****s left us. MegaMan: No, we got lost, you idiot. *Shoots Zombie* Bomberman: *Blows up another Zombie* Whats the diff?? MegaMan: You're right! Those ****ers must pay! *Shoots another Zombie* Bomberman: Let's hijack their ship! Heh heh heh. MegaMan: I heard it was left in Icicle Mountain. Bomberman: Right then... let's go. *They head for Icicle Mountain...* --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
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