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| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/11/2003 11:34:55 AM | Message Detail |
| sorry for all of the typos VE: V VE:Huh? the gost of peack appears V the gost of peach appears --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/11/2003 11:35:16 AM | Message Detail |
| Mute City: Take 6... Director 2: Okay, let's have C. Falcon and Falco fight Roy (Link) and Fox Fox: But Falco is dead. Director 2: Excuse me? Fox: ... Director 2: Oh yeah, he is. Hmmm... how about Kirby then? Kirby: Wheeee! *Jumps around* Director 2: No, Kirby, no! You'll hit the Stage Lights-- *Kirby hits the Stage Light Head on* Kirby: YYYYEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWW *Is burnt to a Crisp* Director 2: Crap! KIRBY'S STUNT DOUBLE!!! M.C.: Take 7... Director 2: Hmmm... Now, let's run that scene again. Jigglypuff: *Looking like Kirby* Jiggily! Director 2: Right... I have no idea what the **** that meant... ACTION! *C. Falcon kicks Jigglypuff in half and Fox shoots Roy in the head* Fox: Hey! Who tampered with this thing?! Director 2: CUT! Somebody get Dr. Mario!! I'm in a hurry as of right now, so... To Be contiued... --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/11/2003 11:44:05 AM | Message Detail |
| Part 12(this is really long) The next morning at breakfast... Link:The ghost of Peach? Marth:But she died in Mute City. I Didn't know ghosts could go that far. Gary:Can't you see he's trying to get us all out so he can have tha castle to himself? VE:I'm not lying! Brendan:Why should we believe you? VE:If you decide to stay, I have no problem, but don't say I didn't warn you. I'm gonna ride the rainbow cruise to take my mind off of this. May:I'll come. I wanna see the rainbow cruise, too Gary:May, you're just afraid of the ghost Link:I'm coming, too, VE. I've seen ghosts before, so I don't doubt you Kirby:C'mon, this will be fun! Everyone:Okay. VE:Then let's go! May:YAY! Rainbow cruise! Marth:Well, let's go, already --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: FLAMEpenguin | Posted: 5/11/2003 11:49:49 AM | Message Detail |
| SSBM: You,ve beat event 31! You: *thinking* (oh boy, I'm gonna get gannondorf) SSBM: A great evil walks the earth you've unlocked... You: *thinking* (here it comes!) SSBM: Osama Bin Ladin! You: Damn you, you stupid game!! --- http//s3.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=568&topic=7830791 Don't ask, just go. OBEY THE TACO |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/11/2003 11:52:12 AM | Message Detail |
| How do you guys like my story so far? --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/11/2003 12:01:50 PM | Message Detail |
| hello? --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: classicgamer83 | Posted: 5/11/2003 12:03:53 PM | Message Detail |
| Just keep going, VE. --- "Yes, Biiiiiiig sit." Miroku; Inuyasha |
| From: Wolf Warhead | Posted: 5/11/2003 12:09:51 PM | Message Detail |
| I'm laughing my ass of VE :D No, really. --- I'm a lvl. 39 RAcast! yay me! (Phantasy Star Online) |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/11/2003 12:26:15 PM | Message Detail |
| Part 13: Link:This is relaxing Roy:Tell me abut it Marth:Can't beleive you wimped out, Roy Roy:They didn't let me in VE:Heh, heh Gary:You are a loser, Roy. VE:Hey, wait, this is an arena, isn't it? Link:Yeah VE:Link, can you and Marth fight here so I can shoot it? Link:Sure. C'mon, Marth Marth:Ok Link and Marth fight a little until the ship crashes, where Marth sends Link Flying with his counter attack VE:AND...CUT! That was perfect Link & Marth:Thanks VE:It looks like we're landing back at the castle. Who wants to go to hyrule? Link:ME! VE:Let's go, then! They fly to hyrule castle Link:Home, sweet home Roy:THIS is hyrule? I expected it to be decent Link:Roy, you have no talent, so shut up Roy:I have a knack for acting. Those hollywood people are just jealous Zelda:I'm gonna go see what's new at the castle. Bye Link:I'm gonna shop at the market Marth:Me, too VE:I'm gonna shoot a fight scene at the temple. Let's go, Brendan. And you too,Gannondorf Brendan & Gannon:Ok... meanwhile... Link:Marth, can I have more money for bombchu bowling? Marth:MORE MONEY? I gave you half of my winnings already Link:C'mon, Marth. I feel lucky this time. Marth:Ok... --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/11/2003 12:38:08 PM | Message Detail |
| Part 14: Marth:LINK! YOU SPENT ALL MY MONEY!? Link:Sorry, marth Marth:You'd better be! I don't think it's possible to EVER win that game! VE:I WON: VE:Hey, guys! I won $100,000 Marth:No way! Brendan:WAY! I helped, too Zelda:Really? Link:Hey, zelda. Back so soon? Zelda:They have no decent clothes yet Marth:VE, I thought you were filming a fight VE:I was, but it ended soon. I got some great footage, though Kirby:Good for you, VE VE:Where were you, anyway, Kirby? Kirby:In Kakirikokoka...Whatever village getting some food C. Falcon:You probaly ate it all, too Kirby:So? May:Brendan, VE, where is Gannondorf VE:No longer with us Roy:You mean...? Brendan:Yes. It was so gruesome Zelda:I'm sorry to hear that Link:Who wants to hang at Lon Lon ranch? Kirby & Y. Link:ME! VE:I'm gonna climb the mountain Roy, Brendan, and Fox:Us, too Marth:Ok, I'm going to bed Everyone else:Sounds good The 3 groups split up --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/11/2003 12:55:55 PM | Message Detail |
| part 15: VE:This is really high. Brendan, where are we, anyway Brendan:Near the city of the gorons, sir Roy:Gorons? VE:They're a group of creatures that live on death mountain. Fox:D-D-Death mountain? VE:I see the entrance The 4 go in, where many gorons await them Gorons:Hello! Oh wait, you 4 aren't Link. Awww... VE:sorry. I'm VirtualEden Fox:I'm Fox McCloud Roy:Roy Brendan:And I'm Brendan Goron:Welcome, VE, Fox, Roy and Brendan. You can stay as long as you like Roy:Thank you very much, fine sirs, your hospitality is very appreciated Goron:GOD, that acting is horrible, where did you learn to act? Roy:Why I oughta... VE:Calm down, Roy meanwhile, at the ranch... Link:Who's Idea was it to come to this boring place, anyway? Y. Link:Yours, you idiot Link:Shut up. You'll be me in a few years! Kirby:*laughs* Y. Link: You be quiet, Kirby! Kirby:sorry At the inn... Marth:WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO ROOM? THIS PLACE IS NEAR EMPTY! Innkeeper:I'm sorry. That's just how it works Marth:Here's 10,000(Meanwhile...VE:That's odd...I could've sworn I had more than this an hour ago), Ok? Inkeeper:Much better. Sorry to trouble you, sir Link:Don't forget us! Marth:I thought you 3 were at Lon Lon ranch Kirby:It was boring, so we came back Marth:Whatever. Come on in --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/11/2003 12:57:15 PM | Message Detail |
| 13 parts in one day, and it's only in the afternoon --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/11/2003 1:16:33 PM | Message Detail |
| Yours are good, VE... lol! :) --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/11/2003 1:19:22 PM | Message Detail |
| Part 16: Roy:This bed is really hard. Who here wants to ditch this place and go to the inn no response Roy:Hello? No one's there Roy:You're WAY ahead of me the next day: VE:We've been here long enough. Where should we go next? Brendan:I know! The pokemon tournament is gonna start soon. How about Kanto? VE:Good Idea, Brendan They go to kanto, where the opening ceremony is just beginning. And being the director or the SSB:M battles, VE can't resist filming the Poke Floats Gary:GO, Pichu May:You can do it, Jigglypuff All of a sudden Pikachu jumps in Ash:Pikachu, KILL them! Pikachu:PIKA! VE:*stamps pikachu*DIE! Ash:NO FAIR! You're not supposed to fight VE:Neither is your pikachu*kicks him off* Ash:IT'S NOT OVER YET! I WILL BE BACK! AND YOU WILL ALL DIE! SPLAT! VE:Eww. Did you get that on tape? Link:Yes, sir Brendan:C'mon, the tournament is starting! The cast goes off to watch the tornament --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: Sheik Worshipper | Posted: 5/11/2003 1:28:59 PM | Message Detail |
| Sheik: Alright, I'm sick of this...*rips open shirt* see? Male! 100 percent male! Link: O.o What happens to Zelda? Sheik: Why should I care? --- 'I would have given anything...killed anything...to have what you were granted by birthright...but this...THIS is the result...' ~ Lugar, SD3 |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/11/2003 1:30:19 PM | Message Detail |
| M.C.: Take 8 Director 2: Let's try this... C. Falcon will dodge Fox's laser beams and counter attack him. Action! *C. Falcon hits a platform and Fox shoots his head...* Director 2: Damn it! Just like Roy... M.C.: Take 9 Director 3: I"m Director 3 because Director 2 hung himself because he could not resist the temptation because your all morons *Gets his head kicked off by C. Falcon* Director 4: *Enters* Let's try that scene again... M.C.: Take 10 Director 4: Action! *C. Falcon is hit by a Big Blue car. Because he has been hit by too many cars already, he splits in half* Director 4: Damn it! Who did that?! Marth: *Jumps out of car* I did! Director 4: What?! Why? Marth: Because... hey! You're not Director 2! Oh well. Because Director 2 fired me! Director 4: ... Marth: With my good friend Bowser we will rule the Earth! Bowser: *Holding Ray Gun* Let us kill them *Shoots off Fox's head* Director 4: Wait! Can we not just-- Marth: Screw you! *Is shot by Bowser* Bowser: My bad! *Has a Heart Attack and dies* Director 4: Uh... let's take a break... *Director 4's Spine Breaks* THE END!! --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: Sheik Worshipper | Posted: 5/11/2003 1:31:00 PM | Message Detail |
| (the event where Falco and C. Falcon team up against Fox) C. Falcon: Show your moves! Falco:...I don't know him. I've never seen him before in my life. Fox: *trying not to laugh* C. Falcon: What? What did I say? Come on, tell me! This isn't funny! --- 'I would have given anything...killed anything...to have what you were granted by birthright...but this...THIS is the result...' ~ Lugar, SD3 |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/11/2003 1:41:18 PM | Message Detail |
| Part 17(this is the 15th one today): Brendan:Hey, VE! Me, May, and Gary got a spot in the tournament and me and Gary are going first! You want to film the battle? 10 minutes later.. Brendan:DESTROY THAT TAPE, VE! VE:Listen Brendan, just because you got WASTED*snicker*doeswn't mean you have to whine about it*starts to laugh* at the end of the day... Roy:Not only do I have a knack for acting, I have a knack for pokemon battling as well. Marth:Roy, that pokemon wasn't even yours! Roy:Is that why I didn't win the tournament? Link:Yes, Roy... Roy:Oh... VE:Roy, why did you steal May's pokemon? She got disqualified for that! May:YEAH,YOU LITTLE POSEUR! Roy:Poseur? Ouch, that hurts Marth:A very fitting title, Roy Link:What's for dinner? VE:I dunno May:Me, either. Roy, can I have my swampert back? Roy:I gave it to the pokemon Inspectors after the match Brendan:Pokemon inspectors? AFTER the tournament Roy:Yeah, they wanted to check to see if it was given anything that would've helped it win the match May:I never heard of THAT before. Roy:Well, they drove off over 5 hours ago and they haven't...come...back...yet... May:YOU LOSER! I'M GONNA WRING YOU UGLY LITTLE NECK! All night loud crashing could be heard in the hotel --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: Ganondorf Elite | Posted: 5/11/2003 2:14:29 PM | Message Detail |
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| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/11/2003 2:24:24 PM | Message Detail |
| chapter 18 Roy:Ok, May(OUCH), I got your(OUCH)swampert back for you(OUCH) May:Thank you, Roy VE:I got instructions from the HETOHECOA(HEad TO HEad COmbat Association)an they want to see us film a battle in Onett, so that's where we're going, okay? Roy:Ok, let's(OUCH)go! once they get there... Ness:Yay, we're finally back in onett. But VE, what is the HETOHECOA? VE:It's the association that makes people shoot battles. They promote fighting all over the universe and they're not a nice bunch to hang out with. I was hoping they wouldn't find out about SSB:M, so I lied to keep their attention away Kirby:What did you tell them? meanwhile, at the HETOHECOA HQ... Boss:Ahh, yes, SSB:M is one of the best fighting games EVER! There's no way I can't make money off of shooting these battles. Speaking of which, any news on Mario Party 5 yet? Employee:Not yet. Are you sure VE Didn't lie to us about nintendo making a 5th Mario party so we wouldn't find out about SSB:M? Boss:Nah, he's too smart to lie to the HETOHECOA like that VE:and they still believe me. Kirby:oh VE:Well, we better start shooting --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: FortunateB0B | Posted: 5/11/2003 2:26:13 PM | Message Detail |
| Kirby: Yo. --- What ARE you two doing?! I thought you said something about a nice little slide show? How about into the "now"?! |
| From: shiningpikablu252 | Posted: 5/11/2003 2:27:55 PM | Message Detail |
| [DIRECTOR] In this scene, Pichu gets knocked off by Donkey Kong. It's All Star Mode, and the Fourside stage with Pokémusic. Action! [NORMAL FOURSIDE MUSIC PLAYS] [DIRECTOR] Cut! We need the Pokémon music! [PICHU] It's the alternate theme of Pokémon Stadium! [DIRECTOR] Take two! [DK RAP PLAYS] [DIRECTOR] Cut! That music is for a scene we already filmed! [DONKEY KONG] Which one was that? [DIRECTOR] The one where a giant Bowser roughed up a giant version of you. Places everyone, take three! [ALTERNATE ONETT THEME PLAYS] [DIRECTOR] Cut! You got the alternate part right, but the wrong course! [PICHU] This is tiresome. I'll be in my trailer. --- I am a die hard Pokémon fan to the most, including the traditional hate of Yu-Gi-Oh. |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/11/2003 2:42:02 PM | Message Detail |
| VE:AND...CUT! Perfect Ness:Thanks May(beaten up):yeah, thanks VE:Now onto Four-(BEEP)Hold on, it's the HETOHECA Boss:I need you to go to Big Blue right away VE:But I wanna go to Fourside Boss:Don't act like I don't own you VE:YOU DON'T! Boss:OH, YEAH!? VE:YEAH! Boss:YOU ARE GONNA DIE TODAY, KID!(BEEP) VE:The HETOHECOA is gonna attack soon! We gotta fight! Marth:Losers, that's all they are May:I'll help you, VE Link:Me, too Roy:Me, three VE:Ok, they'll be here soon A few minutes later, they arrive VE:Okay, guys, get ready to fight Everyone:READY! The SSB:M cast and the HETOHECOA charge at each other --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/11/2003 2:55:43 PM | Message Detail |
| Part 20(20 parts!?): the bloody battle lastd througout the night the next morning...the HETOHECOA ended up...winning...A SEVERE WASTING FROM THE SMASH TEAM! VE:GO BACK TO YOUR UGLY LITTLE HEADQUARTERS, YOU FREAKS!!! Marth:WE WON! Roy:Yeah, too bad Y. Link died, though Flashback:Y, Link was running across the battlefield to kill the boss, but soon found out the true destructive power of a bazooka... VE:Y. LINK, NNNOOOOOO Link:YOU WILL DIE! Boss:HUH!? Boss gets slashed to death VE:Well, there's nothing we can do about it now. READY...AND...ACTION! --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/11/2003 3:06:03 PM | Message Detail |
| 18 parts in one day*phew* --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: Wolf Warhead | Posted: 5/11/2003 3:07:57 PM | Message Detail |
| Aren't your fingers killing you by now VE? If they do... KEEP GOING! I'm having a really good time here :D --- I'm a lvl. 39 RAcast! yay me! (Phantasy Star Online) |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/11/2003 3:09:38 PM | Message Detail |
| Wow! More than 75 Posts, mostly because of VE. I didn't know this topic would actually make it! You don't see too many Blooper Topics for this game though... Keep on Posting! --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/11/2003 3:26:05 PM | Message Detail |
| 5 Years after the Mute City incident. A new Director wants to retry the M.C. shot that failed... Chapter 1... Director: Okay, with C. Falcon, Fox, Falco, Link, Bowser, Roy, and Marth dead, we'll have to use other characters. Director: Right... so... will Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Ness, and Pikachu please enter the arena? *They Enter* Director: Now, I want you to-- *A Giant ALien SpaceCraft from 'Independence Day' flies over Mute City* Mario: What-a the hell-a?! Luigi: Hmmm... O_O I've gotta call my mother! *Walks off* Ness: This is famillier. Director: What?! You think they're gonna react like in Independence Day?! You're crazy... Yoshi: Yoshi. Director: What the hell did you just say? Pikachu: Pika Pika!! Director: ... Mario: I think-a we should-a just go somewhere else-a... Luigi: *Under Director's Chair w/ a phone* I know, ma, but-a try-a to relax-a! Mario: Ma's not in the same place as we are. If there were others we would already know. Director: Oh screw it. Let's go somewhere else. *They leave* Luigi: *Still under Director's Chair* Hello? Hello? Damn it, ma! *Hangs up* Where did everyone go? *Meanwhile, in a Plane...* Director: *Sighs* *The Ship fires at a building. It blows up. Soon, all of Mute City is blowen up* Mario: Where-a do we go-a? Ness: Um... how about Onett? Yoshi: YOSHI! *Clears throught* I mean, Screw Onett! We need to go somewhere safe! Director: How about Brinstar? Everyone: Okay!! --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/11/2003 3:35:42 PM | Message Detail |
| part 21(because nobody here wants me to stop for today): Neff flings peach across the level, where she hits Ness with a Mr. Saturn and knocks him off the level AND...CUT! May:zzz VE:I guess it's kind of late out. OKAY! EVERYONE IN THEIR ROOMS! the next day... VE:GOOD NEWS! The HETOHECOA said I could do what I want as long as I send in the tapes Marth:Cool! Zelda:I'm gonna go shopping May:Me, too VE:Ok, good luck Brendan:Anyone want to go to the store and get some food? We're out for the moment. VE:I'll come. And Roy, Improve your acting while I'm gone Roy:Ok VE:AHEM! Roy:Ok, I'll do-a my best-a VE:Much better later... VE:>WE'RE BACK! Roy(dressed as mario):Welcome back-a VE:ROY? You don't need to dress up right now Roy:Who-a are you-a calling Roy-a? It's-a me, mario VE:Who are you trying to kid, Roy? Roy:BUT IT'S-A ME, MARIO! --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/11/2003 4:02:38 PM | Message Detail |
| Chapter 2 Mario: It's too-a hot-a here. Director: So? We'll get used to this. Ness: Uh... who's that?! *Samus flies up* Director: Hey, wanna join us? Samus: ... Mario: It's too-a hot-a here. Pikachu: *Speaking English* I agree. Yoshi: Me too. Director: Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!! Mario/Yoshi/Pikachu/Samus: It's too hot here. It's too hot here. It's too hot here... Director: SHUUUUT UUUUUUP! FINE! LET'S GO TO... UM... ICICLE MOUTIAN! *They get into Samus' Starship and fly off* --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/11/2003 7:42:16 PM | Message Detail |
| Chapter 3... Mario: Hey-a, it's-a too-a hot-a here-a! Director: SHUT UP! *Throws Mario off cliff* Yoshi: Hey, man, it's cold! Director: *Throws Yoshi off cliff too* Pikachu: Hey, its'-- Director: \_/ Pikachu: 0-0 *Backs off* Director: Come to think off it, it IS too cold. Let's get outt a here *Mario rides up on Yoshi* Mario: About-a time-a! Director: -_- *They get onboard* Monitor: MALFUNCTION MALFUNCTION... Director: Oh, damn it! We'll have to walk on foot. What's closest to this part? Pikachu: *Checks map* Hyrule. Maybe we can pick up some more people Samus: ...yes... Director: Well, lets go! *The start to proceed down the mountain* --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/11/2003 7:45:41 PM | Message Detail |
| Oops! In chapter 3 Mario ment that it was too cold. --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: Turk1014 | Posted: 5/11/2003 7:53:43 PM | Message Detail |
| Mr. Game & Watch VS. Master Hand Director: All set, and... Action! (Master Hand floats down to Final Destination) Master Hand: Where is G&W, I can't see him? G&W: Cause you ain't got no eyes! Master Hand: Neither do you! G&W: How do you know I ain't got eyes, if you don't got eyes? Master Hand: Aren't you supposed to be beeping? G&W: Quit making BEEP fun of my BEEP speech impediment. Master Hand: Oh yeah, I got friends in high places! (Crazy Hand appears) Crazy H.: W-w-w-what!?!? G&W: What can he do, he ain't got eyes! Crazy H.: I don't know about Master Hand, but here they are! (Shows G&W his eyes inside the glove.) G&W: I can't see them! Master H.: Cause you don't have any eyes!! (They argue over eyes for the next hour!) Director: Man, I need a nap... (Falls asleep) Bomberman... Now I get my revenge... --- Life is like a box of chocolate, you know what you're gonna get if you read the nutrition facts. |
| From: devan123 | Posted: 5/11/2003 9:18:47 PM | Message Detail |
| ATTN: VIRTUAL EDEN Keep Going! That series is great! And can you make your characters go to brinstar? PLease? --- "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - A. Einstein All Your Base Are Belong To Us. |
| From: Dragoon Unit 17 | Posted: 5/11/2003 10:25:55 PM | Message Detail |
| Heres one. --- Director: Ok Fox and falco on final destination. Were going to test the fox and falco illusion attacks. Your job is to do the illusion right into eachother. Got the idea? --- Fox and Falco: Yep --- Director: Ok ACTION! --- *Fox and falco prepare to illusion into eachother* --- Fox: well here goes --- *Fox and falco illusion right through eachother* --- Director: WHAT THE ****! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HIT EACHOTHER! --- Falco: Why? --- Director: ....... YOU`RE BOTH FIRED! --- *Fox and falco draw their blasters on the Director* --- Director: OH ****!! *runs* --- Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!! Richter belmont in Castlevania: Sotn |
| From: Seeker after Chaos | Posted: 5/12/2003 1:10:49 PM | Message Detail |
| My compliments to Virtual Eden! I would have written this a few minutes ago, but I was laughing. --- "I'm a tenth level vice president!" -Al Gore, Futurama |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/12/2003 3:26:22 PM | Message Detail |
| Sorry I havent posted for a while. I haven't been able to use the computer anway, Part 23(I think): VE:Roy, what is wrong with you? Zelda:Roy and Marth ate some strange candy from Ness's kitchen and now Roy thinks he's mario and Marth is hallucinating Link:Marth is hallucinating? Marth:Guys, your finally back. VE, you should call a doctor about that purple skin. Oh, yeah, did you know the lamp started to grow mushrooms and Brendan and May turned into bongs? VE:...? Roy:What's wrong-a with you, Marth? Link:GOD, Ness, what did they eat? Ness:I dunno. I got them from some strange people and I didn't know what they were, so I put them away Marth:I didn't know ketchup bottles could talk VE:Uhhh, how long do you suppose this will last? Zelda:About a day VE:Ok... --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: MattDark | Posted: 5/12/2003 5:31:46 PM | Message Detail |
| (very nice eden, please continue) *link and samus are on final destination* director:alright, samus you fire a missle that link will will dodge samus:alright director:then link will come up and use his spin atack to send you up into the air and crashing back down samus and link:got it director:aaaaand action! *samus fires her missle and link dodges too soon, stepping right infront of the missle and getsblown to peices* director:um... MEDIC! take2 director:action! *samus fires her missle and link dodges it* link:hiyaaa! *spins his sword but it slips out his hand and flies into the director* link:oops... take3 flanders:aaaand ding-dong-diddly action-jackson *samus and link both run at flanders and beat him to death* samus: i hate how he speaks link:your tellin me? take4 MattDark:alright you 2, lets get it right! ACTION! *samus fires a missle and link dodges it* MD:(good) Link:hiyaaa! *spins his sword and hit samus but she doesnt fly off* link:what happened? samus:i dont know *many cuts appear in her armour before it all falls off revealing a nude samus* MD:now thats a kodak moment! *secretly takes picture* Link:we always warned you to put somthing on under neath, but noooo! MD:REPAIRTEAM! take5 MD:action *all goes well untill link hit samus, she goes flying* Link:she's taking her time coming down MD:yea.. aww no *see's her fly off in the distance* MD:close enough, THATS A RAP! --- In balance of light and dark, the ultimate warrior is born. Check out my stories - http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=202011 |
| From: Turk1014 | Posted: 5/12/2003 5:48:01 PM | Message Detail |
| SSB:M True Confessions: Giga Bowser: Most people see me as that big mutated Bowser on Final Destination, but I'm a softie at heart. Sure, I may decide to slash at you when you get to close, but I don't mean it. I enjoy herbal tea and watching Oprah. Watching the sunset after knitting my bedtime socks so my horns can stay warm is always sooo relaxing. Hey this isn't being filmed is it? Director: Uhh... no. Giga Bowser: Aren't you the director from SSB:M? This is being being filmed!!!! (chased down director and forces him to tape Oprah for him.) --- Life is like a box of chocolate, you know what you're gonna get if you read the nutrition facts. |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/12/2003 6:07:20 PM | Message Detail |
| Chapter 4 Director: Hey... something's not right... *They are in a city* Mario: Hey-a, let's-a ask-a that-a guy-a where we-a are-a! Director: Good idea. *Walks over to 2 guys* Hey, do you know where we are? We got lost. Guy: Are you crazy?! *Turns around, revealing that he's Steve Buscemi* This is New York. Director: Holy ****! Who's that, your travel agent? Guy2: No *Turns around* I'm Pierce Brosnan. Director/Mario/Pikachu/Yoshi/Samus/Luigi: ... Director: Luigi?! How did you survive?! Luigi: Survive from what? OH! *Disenigrates* Director: Uhh... okay... why are you guys here? Steve Buscemi: Hollywood is holding a special Film Festival here. Wanna join us? Director: Okay! This is sure better than Hyrule! Y. Link: *Walks up* WHYYY MEEE!? *Runs off crying* Samus: ...let's go. *They begin to walk off* Steve Buscemi: Wait! I forgot something! *Walks back and picks up his wallet* Michael J. Fox: *WAlks up* Who the **** are those guys? Steve Buscemi: Uh... people who have to do with Super Smash Bros. Melee. Michael J. Fox: What?! No way!! Can I come with? Steve Buscemi: ...okay... *They walk off to rejoin the rest of them* --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: Turk1014 | Posted: 5/12/2003 6:16:00 PM | Message Detail |
| SSB:M True Confessions 2 Mario: I'm not Italian, I'm not even from Europe! I'm from da streets straight up yo! I would walk round da neighborhood askin dudes," Are you my daddy?" See here, I arranged for Bowser to kidnap Peach all this time, see, it was part of my plan to get me some glory yo! Then my old stank brother tried to get in on the glory, but I wouldn't let em yo! But he finally got his own junk, Luigi's Mansion, but it ain't nothin', cause I got me some *****s!! Peach and Zelda yo! --- Life is like a box of chocolate, you know what you're gonna get if you read the nutrition facts. |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/12/2003 6:19:04 PM | Message Detail |
| Does anyone like my story so far? Just wondering. Also: GREAT job, VE! Please continue! :) --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/12/2003 6:24:31 PM | Message Detail |
| WOO! Almost 100 posts! :) --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: knl1 | Posted: 5/12/2003 6:30:58 PM | Message Detail |
| Ganondorf Elite, he mean Great bay. Director: For the 346246346094267094260984624098520952460928569084698513536392nd time, we're gonna try the poser ko bonus. Action! Luigi *knocks out link to far away, link hangs and immediately climb up*. Director: ****! Link! Why do you climb up immediately? Link: The AIs do this automatically, on level 1 to level 9... Director: I don't care! Try again! Action!! Luigi *knocks out link to far away. link hangs and immediately climb up*. Director: Link! You're fired!! Link: But... Director: Mr. Game & Watch!!! Mr. Game & Watch: beep bop boop beep *sets fire on link with forward a smash* Link: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow Director: Try again! Go Mario! Luigi: I-a can't-a hit-a my-a own-a brother-a! Director: Aw, how sweet... I don't care! Do it or you're gonna be fired! Luigi: Eek! Okay okay... Director: And, action! Luigi *knocks out mario to far away. mario hangs ad immediately climb up* Director: Here we go again... Director: HEy, I have an idea... get a second controller and mario will be stationary, so you can get poser ko! Me: You're unlucky, I can't buy one and there's no one who could borrow me one... Director: awwwwwwwwww --- Currently improving/"worsening" at: Super Smash Bros. Melee |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/12/2003 6:42:08 PM | Message Detail |
| Chapter 5 Steve Buscemi: It's just around this corner... Ness: You said that 3 hours ago. Steve Buscemi: Hey, I can try. Mario: Awwwwwwwww-a, I hate-a this-a! Are-a you-a sure-a this-a Film-a Festival-a exists-a?! Steve Buscemi: Um... yes... Oh! Here it is! *They walk into the Film Festival* Pierce Brosnan: Sort of a Festive place... Michael J. Fox: Of COURSE it is! Steve Buscemi: Well, what do you expect?! Ness: (To Director) Are they gonna fight all they way through this thing? Yoshi: Hey, let's split up. I'll go to the Snack Area for something to eat. Mario: I'll-a go-a too-a! Steve Buscemi: Come to think of it, I am a little hungry... Director: Okay. Then me, Pikachu, Michael, Ness, and Pierce will check out the movies. See you guys later. Mario: Ah, so long-a! *Turns to the group he's in* So-a, lets-a find-a the Itallian Section-a! Yoshi/Steve Buscemi: ... --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: AgentBranflakes | Posted: 5/12/2003 6:54:22 PM | Message Detail |
| I give all who have conributed to this post upmost respect! Such a great topic, well I'll try to make something up, lol. PART ONE Setting : Hyrule Temple (Mario, Link, Ganondorf, and Marth are in a four-way death match) Ganondorf : Guys! This isn't funny! You all know I can't keep up with you! Mario : Actually... that's what makes it fun! Right-a Link!? Link : Not really... Marth : Shut up Mario. <Sword Slash> Mario : Why-a me?! <Mario is sliced in half> Ganondorf : Man... why'd you go and do that... Marth : What!! I can't hear you!! This stage is too large!! Ganondorf : Page is in charge??? Marth : NO THE STAGE IS TOO LARGE!! Ganondorf (coming closer) : Who's Page?? Link : Ganondorf are you stoned again?? Ganondorf : No, but I could use a new battery for my hearing aid! After that match at Mute City it seems my ears were hurt after hurdling over countless cars... why didn't you guys help me up again? Link : Errr... Marth : Uh... Ganondorf : It's cause I'm evil... isn't it?? ISN'T IT!? Link : Sorta... Marth : Well... Yeah... Basically. Ganondorf : I see how it is... Page : Did someone call me? Link/Marth : ... Ganondorf : Hey Link, no hard feelings 'bout Mute City, aight? Why don't you guys come over with the rest of the gang? Link : And the rest of the gang would be? Ganondorf : The gang! You know, Ness Dawg, The Cap'n, Lean Green... You dig? Link : Oh I dig... Ganondorf : Excuse me? Link : Uh... never mind. Marth : Link... let's go down to Zelda's bar. Link : Good idea, come on Page. Page : Yay! Ganondorf <Dazed> : Who? Marth : Ganondorf!!! Ganondorf : What is it!? Marth : Your foot! Ganondorf : MY FOOT!?! Marth : Yeah your foot!! Ganondorf : What about my foot !!! (Panicked) Marth : I think it's on fire!!! Ganondorf : Stop, Drop, Roll!! Stop, drop, roll!! Marth (whispering) : Now's our chance let's get outta' here! Link (whispering) : Good idea! Page : What about his foot!? Link : (Whispering) : His foot is always on fire... It's some sort of disease...er...something Page : K. Part two soon to come --- You ask why... I ask Why not!? |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/12/2003 6:54:33 PM | Message Detail |
| Chapter 6 Pikachu: These movies are BORING!!! Michael J. Fox: Hey, he can talk! Director: Too bad. It'll all be over when we go to theFood Court. Pikachu: Oh, yeah, huh, we'll just see some more crappy movies first. Director: Damn straight. Hey, let's go in there! Meanwhile... Mario: Hey-a, what's-a for eatin'-a? Yum yum yum yum! Goood-a! *Yoshi and Steve Buscemi are whispering to eachother* Yoshi: He's eating more food than I ever had! Steve Buscemi: What say we ditch this guy? Yoshi: I hear you! *They run off* Another Meanwhile... Pierce Brosnan: That was the second best movie I ever saw. Pikachu: It SUCKED! Director: Stop Complaining!! *Kicks Pikachu too hard* Oops. Well, he won't be seein' any boring movies there... Another Meanwhile... A Car pulls over outside the Festival. Out comes... KIRBY and JIGGLYPUFF!! Kirby: Well, here we are. Jigglypuff: Jiggly! Kirby: Shut up. ANOTHER Meanwhile... Steve Buscemi: So.. what do we do now? Yoshi: Let's just find a restuarnt in town. Steve Buscemi: I like your thinking. Maybe we can be in a movie together. *They leave, passing by Kirby and Jigglypuff* Jigglypuff: JIGGLY! Jiggily-jigg! Kirby: Shut your trap! I swear! I HATE that stupid Day Care! Jigglypuff: Jiggly... Kirby: Of course you know these guys! They're movie stars, you moron! *Sighs* Maybe these boring movies will shut you up... *Walks further into the Festival* AND THE FINAL MEANWHILE... Mario: YUM YUM YUM YUM!!! *Stops eating* Where is-a everyone-a? *Realizes he just ate every bit of food in sight* Oh damn it! --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/12/2003 9:51:38 PM | Message Detail |
| Chapter 7 At a Diner... Yoshi: This is good! Steve Buscemi: Well, it's sure better than that damn Film Festival... At The Festival... Mario: I can't-a belive-a you kicked-a Pikachu into-a that Stove... Director: Shut up! They could be listening! Meanwhile... Popo: (In chef outfit) What the hell is that noise coming from my stove...? *Opens Stove* O_O AAAAAAHHHH!!! WHAT THE **** HAPPENED?! MY TURKEY!!! In another part of the Food Court... Mario: Hello-a? Why-a did everyone-a leave-a? The-a only place open-a is that Stove Cookers that just opened... Mario *Gets a Stomachache* OooOOOoooooOOOooohHhhHHHhh... *Mario slumps against a trash can and vomits into it* Will Smith: *Walks up* Wooo, man, you need boose! *Gives Mario a buck and walks off* Back in the Cookers... Popo: Good God! That's um.. a nice Skeleton on my Turkey... *Pikachu's Skeleton is mashed in the Stove on top of the Turkey* Nana: OH MY GOD!!! *Runs off* This is dedicated to Movies and their Actors everywhere. --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: Fat Sonic | Posted: 5/12/2003 10:14:22 PM | Message Detail |
| TheVacation Chapter 1 "Were leaving" "Hurry up, we're going to be late!" "Hold-a on-a Princess." "The pilots won't- wait for us ya know, and Luigi is already there anyways." "Okay, I'm-a ready." Peach, the princess of Mushroom Kingdom, and Mario, the Italian plumber and the princess' boyfriend, ran out of the house and hurried to their car. Mario pulled out fast and sped off to the airport. "Mario! Slow down!" Peach shrieked. "You want-a to be late-a?" Mario asked. "No, but I do want to live,"she replied. "Don't-a worry, I've got-a everything-a under con-" "POLE!" Peach screamed, she grabbed the wheel and spun it quickly, the car barely missed the pole. Mario slammed on the brakes and they both lurched forward. Panting, Mario said, "Told-a you I've-a got everything under control-a." Peach glared at him as a grin spread across his face. They calmed down and started going again, slower this time. They reached the airport and Mario dashed off with his small carry-on size suitcase, while Peach struggled dragging a huge chest. Mario ran back and started helping. "Mario, grab a dolly," she said. They got it on and hurried to the gate. Chapter 2 "Unexpected passengers" As they made their way to the gate, they heard a familiar voice, "WHADDAYA MEAN YOU FORGOT THE TICKETS?!?!!?" "Just kidding, look they're in my, uuhhhh...oh, got em" The couple was Zelda, the Princess of Hyrule, and Link, the Hero of Time. "Oh great-a, what are they-a doin here?" Mario said, with grief. "They must be going on a vacation too." Peach replied. "Look-a Peach, maybe we should-a wait-a till next-a week to go on a vaca-" "Omigosh! She got that new dress that I wanted, she better let me borrow it." Peach said with joy as she hustled over to Zelda. "Or not-a, whatever" Mario said, walking over there. A voice over the intercom announced, "Flight 115 to Los Vegos is now boarding, I repeat, Flight 115 to Los Vegos is now boarding. Please line up at the gate in an orderly fashion, if you thrill seeking monkeys know what that is." Link was jumping up and down saying "I call window, I can't go on that flight if I don't get window." "That's just super Link," Zelda said, rolling her eyes. "No I'm not, Mario is super, he's Super Mario, not me, I'm not Super Link, just Link, no super." Link replied. Zelda decided not to reply. When everyone was seated, Mario noticed that 2 rows to his left were empty, Mario had been told that the flight was full. He heard a loud roar coming from the gate, followed by a deep, booming voice saying, "What? I'm not a pet! I can't fit into a carrier, I barely fit in this plane! So please, step aside shorty." Every step he took caused the plane to shake. Mario knew who it was, his arch nemesis, Bowser, The King of Koopas! Quietly, Mario prayed 'Please dont let him sit next to me, please don't let him sit next to me, please, please, please, pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaasssssse!' Bowser plopped down in the row right next to Mario. When he sat down, the chair started cracking and creaking, the seats almost broke, but they didn't. "Wow, these sure are sturdy!" Bowser said and gave a thumb up to Mario, obviously not knowing who it was. "Pika-chuuuuuuuuuuu!" was screamed as some lightning shot at a flight attendant. Two yellow mice ran inside the plane and sat down behind Bowser. They were Pokemon , the larger one was Pikachu, the smaller one was Pichu. "Pika-pi-pikachu?" the big one asked the small one. "Pi-pi-pichu-chu" the smaller one replied. "Good-a thing I have this Pokelanguage Translator" Mario said. "Where-a did-a you get-a that thing-a Mario?" Luigi asked. "Plot device-a Luigi, plot device-a." Mario said. "Rrrrrrriiiiiiiight" Luigi said uncertainly. |
| From: Fat Sonic | Posted: 5/12/2003 10:27:08 PM | Message Detail |
| "Rrrrrrriiiiiiiight" Luigi said uncertainly. "We are now preparing for departure, please fasten your seatbelts now." A voice said over the intercom. Mario said in his classic high-pitched voice, "Here we go!" Chapter 3 "Arrivals" The trip went pretty smoothly, except that unexpected Godzilla attack, and when those darn birds clogged up the propellers, they can jam just about anything these days. "What?! The bags never came?!" Peach shrieked. "I'm sorry ma'am, but they never got on the plane." "What-a are we-a gonna do Mario?" Luigi asked. "We brought-a a lot-a of money, don't-a worry, they are-a in the sui-...MAMAMIA!" "What is it Mario?" Peach asked. "I left-a the money in-a my suitcase-a!" Mario replied "Why you little!" Luigi started strangling Mario, then Peach joined in, then Link wanted to be cool so he joined in too, then Zelda started choking Link. A little bit later, Link and Zelda met up with some old friends. Fox and Falco of the Starfox team. "What brings you guys to Los Vegos?" Link asked. "Well, it's only the most popular and fanciest place in this galaxy." Fox said. While walking down the street, Link said, "So, where is you be stayin?" "The Excalibar." Falco replied. "We are too, what a coincidence!" Zelda said. Fox leaned over to Falco and whispered, "Ya hear that, we're stayin in the same hotel as that hot mama right there." "You think Link is hot? Me t-" "No no no no, Zelda, you know how I feel about her." Fox said, cutting him off. "Oh yea, ever since that pickle jar incident." Falco said. "Uuuuuhhhhhh...guys? You coming?" Link screamed from far down the road. "Yea." Falco said. They ran down the road to meet up. Meanwhile, Bowser was at the last three letters of the hotel, and by that I mean the bar. And him being an alcoholic and all, you could expect him to waste a lot of money. "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR!" Bowser screamed. "I already said I was getting it, uuuhhhh...sir?" The bartender replied. Bowser leaned over to the guy next to him and said, "You know that little Blue Man group, total ripoff of the Smurfs, and another thing about the Smurfs, they suck." Just then he passed out. A couple of minutes later, he woke up outside on the ground, with Pichu next to him screaming "PIICHUUUUUUU!" over and over. "Shutup!" Bowser said, rubbing his head. But Pichu kept on screamin. "That's it." Bowser picked up Pichu, put him in his mouth, and swallowed him. "Heh heh, you don't mess with the Koop- OW!" Pichu was shocking Bowser from inside. "Well, that's not gonna stop for a while, oh well, he's not gonna like the way he has to come out." Bowser said. "Here we are-a, room-a 1337,21.9825133767412239133778564231574133782658282133764840 603918013378472963532650736517657436578346563564653961337546 573058760345671436576257613876534765743165133773465634576174 567465746581337743010165734657467133735736756475806571836453 7 |\|I|\|73|\||)0 " Luigi said. He slowly turned the knob and peeked his head inside. "Luigi, this-a isn't-a Luigi's Mansion anymore-a, it was a game, remember-a?" Mario said. "Yea, but-a it-a was-a real enough-a to me-a." He replied. He opened up the door and saw the huge room, Link and Zelda were watchin the satellite television that they had in the room. "What are you doing here?" Peach asked. "We found out that this just so happens to be reserved to us by Him." Link said. "Him?" Mario said. "Yea, you know, shaksaloopshadoopdeedoopclaskingtonershoopshlaskoop." Zelda said. "Oh, so this is the |\|I|\|73|\||)0 room?" Mario asked. "Yes, the Nintendo room." Link said. "So we all gotta stay here." "Who else?" Luigi said. "Well, there's Fox, Falco, Bowser, Pikachu, and Pichu." |
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