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From: Blairville | Posted: 6/9/2003 6:24:05 PM | Message Detail
When are you guys gunna post?
From: Turk1014 | Posted: 6/9/2003 7:14:54 PM | Message Detail
SSBM True Confessions
Ganondorf: I'm back again for another confession.

Turk: Yep...

Ganondorf: Remember how it says one male will be born for the Gerudos once every 100 years?

Turk: Yeah?

Ganondorf: Well, that's not entirely true. I was walking to a bathroom when I saw a whole group of my people standing up while taking a piss!

Turk: Eww...

Ganondorf: They don't know that I know, so can this be kept quiet?

*A loud crash!*

Sonic: Sorry Turk, I dropped the camera. I know it was being broadcasted worldwide and everything, so I made Tails get another one.

Turk: Doesn't matter, were done here.

Ganondorf: Did you say worldwide!?

Security Officer: Turk, there's a bunch of females outside the gate, tan skin, red hair, and they demand to see Ganondorf. Should it let them in?

Turk: Why not?

Ganondorf: Nooo!
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Loopholes- the best thing since sliced bread and cable TV.
From: VirtualEden | Posted: 6/10/2003 7:09:29 AM | Message Detail
This topic dropped all the way to page 9 so I'm bumping
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"You know what they say. It's the thought that counts"
ME:So fantasizing about killing him is just as good?
From: lygerzero189 | Posted: 6/10/2003 8:51:01 AM | Message Detail
DONT DIE ON US
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Scratch here to win a prize.
From: nerdofreak78 | Posted: 6/10/2003 9:39:03 AM | Message Detail
The IBA sends this AMAZING topic to page 1.
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"You just have to show technology who's boss"-Cyan, FF3
From: knl1 | Posted: 6/10/2003 9:44:03 AM | Message Detail
Amaze-ing topic. already page 10.
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Currently improving/"worsening" at:
Super Smash Bros. Melee
From: SSJ Veggito | Posted: 6/10/2003 9:59:19 AM | Message Detail
Must Not let topic die

Link's mother:Ok Link and mini version of you your gonna fight

Them both:K

*Link lunges at Y.Link but Y.Link dodges*

Y.Link:THAT WAS CLOSE hey if I die what will happen to you?

Link's mother:I always wondered that too

Link:So if you die "I" die!?

Y.link:ya guess so

Link:Well i have something for you.

*Link takes out a controller and presses R+L+A+B+start*

Y.Link:NOOOOOOOO

Link;MUAHAHAHHAHAH
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Mortal men and women defnding their own world its not about death but life SUPER SMASH BROS. MELEE
From: Blairville | Posted: 6/10/2003 12:05:57 PM | Message Detail
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From: Blairville | Posted: 6/10/2003 12:19:25 PM | Message Detail
SSB:M Confessions

Marth:I have a confession to make.

Blairville:And whats that?

Marth:I like Jynx.

Blairville:What? You like Jynx?

Marth:Yes.

Blairville:Did you get that on tape?

Jynx:Yes.

Marth:You what????

Marth Fans:Marth likes Jynx!!!!!!!!????????*Dies*

Marth:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY FANS!!!*Kills Himself*

Blairville:I would never kill myself.*Slips over banana peel and dies*

DK:*Throws banana peels around*

From: plasmasun | Posted: 6/10/2003 12:32:39 PM | Message Detail
bumpity bump bump
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AC Town name: Brinstar (no spaces)
AC Name: Nick (no spaces)
From: Blairville | Posted: 6/10/2003 12:59:39 PM | Message Detail
Chapter 1

Director:In this scene Link hookshots Y.Links shirt and then kicks him away.And then Y.link bombs Link.And action!

Link:Take this!*Hookshots Y.Link and kicks him away*

Director:Good.

Y.Link:Eat this!*Arrows Link and misses Link but hits Director*

Director:OMG!*Directors nearly killed*

Director:CUT!!!!!MEDIC!!!!

Blairville:I'm the new director!

Everyone:K

Blairville:Lets try that scene again. ACTION!

They do it right.

Blairville:Good!

Mario:Where-a do we-a go next-a?

Blairville:How 'bout Pokemon Stadium?

Everyone:OK!

From: jj48 | Posted: 6/10/2003 1:53:11 PM | Message Detail
The Family don't like this topic to drop below page one, so we organized a drive by BUMPing. Capice?
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"What are we but sport for our neighbors; to laugh at them in our turn" Frank Burone Everybody Loves Raymond<-I>
From: GUS641 | Posted: 6/10/2003 1:59:43 PM | Message Detail
Once it looked like the master hand flicked me off. also on
the turtle stage I was falco I fell into the water and did the ^B fire thing I was ingulfer in flames under water weird Ive found a void.
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RFC=Leader.
SMGU Member=Character picker if you like speed=marth.
From: Blairville | Posted: 6/10/2003 5:00:13 PM | Message Detail
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From: Spiffy latios | Posted: 6/10/2003 6:06:24 PM | Message Detail
Bump

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"The white rock is a salt lick"-okotta
^^best quote ever^^
From: Blairville | Posted: 6/10/2003 7:53:12 PM | Message Detail
Chapter 2

Blairville:Well here we are!

Announcer:The Pokemon Tournament Is starting.I repeat the Pokemon Tournament is starting.

Blairville:wunna watch?

Everyone:OK!

Announcer:Please take your seats.

Battle 1 Ash VS Misty

Ash:Lets do our best!

Misty:Lets!

Ash:GO,PIKACHU!

Pikachu:PIKA!

Misty:GO,POLITOED!

Politoed:POLITOED!*Shake everybody's hand*

Misty:Politoed!Don't shake the opponets hand!

Yoshi:O_O I shoudn't of eaten that 5 course meal...*goes to the bathroom and vomits*

C.Falcon:If he would of done that here.Then I would kick his butt!

Marth:Hey where's Roy?

Blairville:I don't no.

Who will win?Where is Roy?Find out in the next chapter!
From: Blairville | Posted: 6/10/2003 8:54:05 PM | Message Detail
Chapter 3

Announcer:Match start!

Battle Transmission

Ash and Misty:Cool!

Pikachu used Thunderbolt!Direct hit!
Politoed used Doubleslap!3 hits!
Pikachu used Thunder!Miss!
Politoed used Water Gun!Direct hit!
Pikachu used Thunder!Direct hit!
Politoed Fainted!
Battle Transmission Over

Announcer:Ash is the winner!

Blairville:I knew Ash would win.

Battle 2 Brock VS Roy

Blairville:So THATS where he when't!

Yoshi:I'm back!

C.Falcon:What did you eat?

Yoshi:Burritos,beans,and eggs.

C.Falcon:Why did you eat eggs?

Yoshi:Whats wrong whith that?

C.Falcon:Cuz you lay eggs!

Yoshi:You are SO right!*Punches himself in the nose*

Who will win?Brock or Roy?Find out in the next chapter!

From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 6/10/2003 9:36:08 PM | Message Detail
Take 1
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Director: Okay, Kirby, Jigglypuff, you two will attack Mario & Luigi.
Kirby/Jigglypuff: Sure.
Mario: Wait-a-how-a will-a-they-a attack-a us?
Director: That's OUR secret! *Grins evily*
Mario: But-a why-a!?
Director: Cause I don't like you.
Luigi: Me either.
Director: ACTION!
*Jigglypuff trips off stage and dies*
Director: AW DAMN CANT YOU WORK RIGHT!

Take 2
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Director: ACTION!
Popo: Why do I have to look so ***?
Director: ACTION!!!!!
Popo: Huh? OH! *Trips off stage*
Director: CUT YOU ASSES!!!

Take 3
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Director: Well Popo survived but he's takin a break. ACTION!
Kirby: YEEEA! *Kicks Luigi off a ledge*
Luigi: *Recovers* Ha
Director: NO KICK MARIO~
Kirby: *Slips*
Director: WHY AM I STUCK WITH THE LAZY OAF UNIT????!!!
Mario: Because you are the stupidest Director ever.
Director: You're just lucky I can't fire you because you're one of Nintendo's oldest mascots...
Cameraman: *W/ Camera* This is going right onto the Special Features...

Take 4
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Director: Before I start, I would like to introduce the new cameraman...
Bomberman (AKA Cameraman2): Yo.
Director: ANNNNNND ACTION!
Kirby: *Kicks Mario*
Mario: OOOF! *Sprouts wings and begins to fly*
Director: NO!

Take 5
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Director: I hat him soooo much. Action!
Popo: I look, like, soo ***...
Director: ACTION!!
Popo: This is the ***est costume ever...
Director: ACTION!!!
Popo: I mean, this is so ***...
Director: ACTION!!!!
Popo: THIS-IS-SO-
Director: YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Take 6
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Director: Action!
Kirby: *Fails to kick Mario and falls*
Director: CU-- OH SCREW THIS!!! *Shoots a flying Mario down w/ Sub-Machine Gun*
Luigi: OMG OMG OMG OMG I WANTED TO DO THAT!
Director: WELL SCREW YOU
Luigi: WHY YOU-- *Strangles Director*

Narrator: We'll be right back.
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"Ooooh, a boy... I don't vork with the males 'cause I used to be one." -Robin Williams, Mrs. Doubtfire
From: Marzipan | Posted: 6/10/2003 9:43:42 PM | Message Detail
heh heh heh... swearing and comical deaths are funny. I mean honestly, who would expect Nintendo characters to cuss? Its so totally out of character!
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Me fail english? That's unpossible!- Ralph Wiggum
From: SSJ Veggito | Posted: 6/10/2003 9:45:20 PM | Message Detail
*Marth, Link, Y.Link, and Roy are sitting on a log roasting marshmellows And dricking rootbeer(exept Roy hes drinking bottled water)*
Link: Ah it sure is nice for a break once and a while.

Marth:Link..... we always had a break

Y.Link:But its the only SWORDSMAN break

Marth:True

Roy:*glug glug*ahh feel the freshness*burp*

Link:God Roy your nasty*Glug glug*

Y.Link and Marth:yup Roy is a freak *glug glug*

(at night)

Roy:they wont call me a freak after this*fills a glass up with water*

*Link cuts Roy's hand and Roy starts crying*

Link:peh idiot
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Mortal men and women defnding their own world its not about death but life SUPER SMASH BROS. MELEE
From: FLAMEpenguin | Posted: 6/10/2003 9:53:32 PM | Message Detail
Y. Link: Mmmm mmmm, Lon Lon milk, nothing better than the cool refreshing taste of Lon Lon milk, what are you waiting for, try it today!
*wispers* (When do I get my rupee's?)

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Sig. rented by Koopa Kid.
www.angelfire.com/rpg/neozelda/
From: Blairville | Posted: 6/10/2003 10:03:00 PM | Message Detail
Chapter 4

Announcer:Match start!

Battle Transmision

Roy:I feel weird...

Roy:GO,Scyther!

Scyther:Scyther!

Brock:GO,Onix!

Onix:ROOOOOOOOUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

Scyther used cut!Not Very Effective...
Onix used Tackle!Direct hit!
Scyther used Wing Attack!Not Very Effective...
Onix used Rock Slide!Super Effective!
Scyther fainted!

Announcer:Brock is the winner!

Roy:Darn it!I LOOOOSSSSSSSST!!!!!!!

Brock:Looks like I battle Ash.

Blairville:Just as planned...

Roy:I'd like to see Brock get his butt kicked by Ash!

Yoshi:O_O I ate that 5 coures meal again...*Farts and pollutes the entire stadium*

Everyone in the stadium:EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW Yoshi!!!!!!!!!!*Starts to throw cans at Yoshi*

Yoshi:OUCH!Recycle those!
From: SuperSuperSonic | Posted: 6/10/2003 10:36:47 PM | Message Detail
BUMP

BTW VirtualEnd keep on posting
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"I'm swiming in my on toilet... and I like it!"-Cosmo from "The Fairly Oddparents"
Member of the Link/Y. Link Fan Club
From: ChronoMaster | Posted: 6/11/2003 1:33:41 AM | Message Detail
Scene - Cruel Melee

Director: Okay, now, Mar--

Announcer: GAME!

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What's the point of Splashing?... Oh Christ. *Mushroom cloud appears*
http://depue.spyw.com
From: Spiffy latios | Posted: 6/11/2003 2:59:00 AM | Message Detail
Sneeze ahh now i got BUMP all over my new shirt>:P

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"The white rock is a salt lick"-okotta
^^best quote ever^^
From: phoenixflame2003 | Posted: 6/11/2003 8:31:21 AM | Message Detail
bump. And even more bumps brought to you by the IBA.
From: VirtualEden | Posted: 6/11/2003 8:33:06 AM | Message Detail
part 35

VE:Hey, Zelda, It was nice of you to help Roy during his time of need

Zelda:*hides laxatives*Uh, sure, no problem

Roy:*springs awake screaming*AAUUGGHH!! I have to **** REAL BAD!*runs into a bathroom*

VE:Hehe...

a few minutes later...

Roy:Ugh...well, I'm done

Jay:Well, you want your present

Roy:Chocolates? COOL!*devours the chocolate*These are great. Did you guys add something or what?

Zelda:Yeah, I did

Brendan:Really? What

Zelda:Laxatives

Roy:WHAT!? NOT AGAIN!*runs into the bathroom*

VE:ZELDA!

Zelda:What?

VE:Nevermind...

Roy:Ugh...

Zelda:You feeling any better, Roy?

Roy:OOH! OOH! ZELDA! IS THAT FOR ME!?*swipes the box of laxatives from Zelda's back*Ugh, I don't feel so good...*runs off*

Jay:Poor Roy...

Roy:I'm back!

May:Really, is that so?

Roy:Yes, it's so!

Samus(snickering):Well. I think you may have forgotten something

Roy:*looks down to realize he left his pants in the bathroom*AAUUGGHH!!

Everyone:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Roy(with red face):SHUT THE **** UP!

VE:Let's go to our room to play video games

Everyone:OKAY!

They all head to the room to play video games

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"You know what they say. It's the thought that counts"
ME:So fantasizing about killing him is just as good?
From: phoenixflame2003 | Posted: 6/11/2003 8:36:16 AM | Message Detail
That's a great one VirtualEden. I wonder if we will reach 500? And bump!
From: Supadawg | Posted: 6/11/2003 8:41:19 AM | Message Detail
This really happened one time. I was playing SSBM with my cousin...

Cousin: So there are mushrooms in this game that make you huge?
Me: Yup.
Cousin: And there's a giant mode?
Me: Yup.
Cousin: So if we did giant mode with super mushrooms, we could be REALLY big?
Me: Yup.
Cousin: Awesome! Let's do that!
Me: *starts up Giant Melee with Super Mushrooms, 2 lives*
Cousin: I'll destroy you with Captain Falcon! *he selects Captain Falcon*
Me: Plumber shall smite thee! *selects Mario*
Cousin: Lets go to Corneria! It's a crowded place for gigantic characters!
Me: *selects Corneria*
*he tries to Falcon Punch me, but I roll out of his way every time. I grab him and do Mario's back-A throw, then hit him in the face with a fireball. Mushrooms are dropping all around, but we're too preoccupied with fighting to care. I do my forward smash and blast CF into oblivion.*
Cousin: NOOOO! I'll get you now! A Super Mushroom! *we both get Super Mushrooms!*
Cousin: Now you're doomed! Mwahahahahaha!
Me: *taunts* *The already Giant Melee/Mushroom super-sized Mario becomes even bigger with his taunt*
Cousin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH WTF???? Don't hurt me! *Captain Falcon runs to edge of Great Fox, leaps into the air and plunges to his suicidal doom.*
Me: *Mario returns to normal* I win!

Epilogue: My cousin to this day will KO himself when he sees Mario taunt. I wonder if he'll ever find out that it's not an attack...
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Oh look a clam! It has fangs! *chomp* oh it bit me! Bad clam! Fear my Melted Butter Tsunami!!!
From: wizard1 | Posted: 6/11/2003 8:56:56 AM | Message Detail
Director: How would you and Link like to be put on a silicon cartridge in 2D?

Ganondorf: There a lot of games that are already like that.

Director: I know, but who can have one that all you do is run around and fight each other.

Link: The original game is better.

Ganondorf: I agree with him.

Director: I'm putting you guys on a silicon cartridge whether you want it or not!!!

Ganondorf: WHY DON'T YOU JUST MAKE A SEQUEL TO THIS GAME!?!

Director: Okay, on a silicon cartridge!

*Ganondorf and Link put him out of his misery*
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This is my signature, yep, so creative, isn't it?
From: phoenixflame2003 | Posted: 6/11/2003 9:42:38 AM | Message Detail
^ _
0_o Okay... Bump.
From: SSJ Veggito | Posted: 6/11/2003 10:24:08 AM | Message Detail
Roy:HEY GUYS I WON 1,000,000,000 DOLLARS

Link:I doubt it

Marth:ok how did u "win"

Roy:I won the most stupidest and annoying guy in the world

Zelda:Now I beleive it

Link:AHHH ZELDA YOUR BACK! BUT HOW!?

Zelda:The guy picked me again*points to SSJ Veggito*

SSJ Veg:WHAT!?

Link:OK now are you still mad about what I did to you awhile back?

Zelda:now about that*walks over to link with a bat*

Link:O **** RUN!

Zelda:COME BACK HERE YOU *******

SSJ Veg:Ahhhh*takes a sip of lemonade*this is much beter than being a director
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Mortal men and women defnding their own world its not about death but life SUPER SMASH BROS. MELEE
From: Meta Lobster | Posted: 6/11/2003 10:48:09 AM | Message Detail
(On the last episode of... The Melees of our Lives,Kirby found out that Jigglypuff had been cheating on him,and he may not be the father of the egg,The humans have been ruled out as a father,since that ain't possible,however a DNA Test has been taken, and now the father shall be revealed today on...The Melees of our Lives.)

:The doctor's office:

Kirby: If this egg is not mine Jigglypuff, then it's OVER!

Jigglypuff:*sits quietly,avoiding looking at Kirby*

Pikachu:*is whistling*

Yoshi:*is sweating nervously*

Mewtwo:*looks out the window and destroys an ambulance*

Bowser:*Is singing "We are family!"

Pikachu(to bowser):Pika! Pika! Chu-chu!

Bowser: huh?

Pikachu:PIKA! PIKA! CHU-CHU!

Bowser: what!

Pikachu:I said, will you shut the **** up? dang!

Bowser:Oh...

*Dr.Mario walks out with the test results*

Dr.Mario: HIYA,EVERYBODY!

EVERYBODY:HI, DOCTOR MARIO!

Dr.Mario: Okay! I was-a able to-a deduce 2 things from-a DNA Test! One, the father of-a de baby. and de other, I don't-a know what da heck Im'a doing, but since Nurse Peach was-a working with me, i'ma sure i got this right. But before I reveal-a tha father, there'sa one more thing I'd like ta ask!
Did everyone who JigglyPu-

Bowser:SHUT THE **** UP AND TELL US WHO THE DADDY IS?

Dr.Mario: Okay! Drum roll please!

*Koopa starts doing the drum roll*

Dr.Mario:Now will my beautiful assistant please reveal the winn-I mean FATHER of the Egg!

Peach:*rips open envelope* The father of the egg... is....

:Narrator: And now to our commercial break!:

Fox:*flies in from outer space and lands,then gets off his Arwing* Fox here, fighting off evil space aliens and guys that wanna take over the world can really wear a guy out! But when I find I'm more worn out and tired than the Pokemon series I open of a can of Andross brand Soda! There enough caffeine to keep me flying another 1000 lightyears! *glug glug glug* Whoo yeah i'm ready to go! Buy yours today! *starts hopping around like a maniac before two cameramen grab him and hold him down*

Narrator:Andross brand soda!The soda with the number one...uhh... Oda!

:Narrator: And now,back to The Melees of our Lives!

:Conference Room:

Ness: Yes? You called me for a meeting right?

Producer:Yes, we have very important business to discuss.

Ness:Tell me about it, I haven't been able to find my bat lately, had to go a few matches without it, lost each time!

Producer: May I interest you in a bottle of cork,er i mean wine?

Ness: Nah, too young.

Producer:*Pops the cork* Tell me, what is this in my hand?

Ness:..Just average everyday cork,get to the point, why did you call me here?I've got a lot of-

Producer:This ain't just any old cork! THIS CORK WAS FOUND INSIDE YOUR BAT! Roy acidentially cut it in half yesterday.And we all know how much of a dumb *** that boy is.

Ness:No! Is was just my training bat!

Producer:Don't give me that ****! Your bat was always much faster and weaker than the home run bat. Ness, how long was you planning to keep this a secret?

Ness:Till I got caught,duh!...uh what are you gonna do?

Producer:...There's a chance you could be suspended from the next SSB game!

(Gasp! Suspend from the next SSB! How will Ness handle the situation! Will we ever find out the eggs' father? Watch as we try to stretch the story line out as long as we can on the next episode of... The Melees of our Lives!
From: cjgirl | Posted: 6/11/2003 12:15:29 PM | Message Detail
I wanna make a SSBM Blooper story but im not funny enough...

BUMP

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"No, you can't adult. But one time I saw Link adulting a vulture."oooooo that probably didn't sound right at all"-Bumpygrimes
From: plasmasun | Posted: 6/11/2003 12:18:01 PM | Message Detail
bump from the flames...sorry i dont have anything to submit
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AC Town name: Brinstar (no spaces)
AC Name: Nick (no spaces)
From: Blairville | Posted: 6/11/2003 12:30:14 PM | Message Detail
Chapter 5

Battle 3 Brandon VS May

Announcer:Match start!

Battle Transmision

Brandon and May:Get'in dizzy...
Brandon sent out Swampert!
May sent out Blazikin!
Blazikin used DoubleKick!2 hits!
Swampert used Earthquake!Critical Hit!
Blazikin Fainted!

Battle Transmision Over

Announcer:Brandon is the winner!

Blairville:Well I do like Swampert.

DK:I'll go get us some food.

Yoshi:It had better not be eggs.

C.Falcon:I hope he dosn't just bring bananas.

DK:I'm back!

Blairville:What did you bring us?

DK:Bananas,bananas,bananas,and bananas.*Gets kneed in the gut by C.Falcon*

C.Falcon:You whasted our lunch money on bananas!!!!!

DK:Sorry!

C.Falcon:You had better be!
From: lygerzero189 | Posted: 6/11/2003 12:54:41 PM | Message Detail
CONTINUE THE MELEE OF OUR LIVES, WHO IS THE FATHER, I MUST KNOW
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Scratch here to win a prize.
From: Zero Kool Unique | Posted: 6/11/2003 1:08:15 PM | Message Detail
(The Making Of Super Smash Bros. Melee...)
Blooper 1
Director: ACTION!!!
Mario grabs a bomb-omb, throws it upwards.
Bowser slides towrds Mario, and Mario jumps.
Bowser jumps, and tries to slash Mario.
Mario Air Dodges, Bomb-omb gets slashed by Bowser.
Mario:Ha HA!!!! Now Thats-a what iama talkiga about!!!
*Stances*
(Luigi creeps ups on Mario, and throws a Bomb at his butocks..)
Mario: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAhaaaaaaaahaaaaaa(voice trails off)
Luigi: That's-a what i'll-a do if you will not let me in in one of your a old games!!!)
(Luigi Turns green with envy...no one notices, because he's always green!)
(Old Games and Some Of New:Super Mario RPG)
(Super Mario 64)
(Super Mario Sunshine)
(Paper Mario)

Blooper 2:
Director: ACTION!!!
(In this scene, ganondorf is supposed to be all evil and smashes everyone off screen)
(Ganon throws Adult Link on Director)
CUUUUUUT!!! YOU'RE FIRED.!!!
Ganon: Who, ME?
YES, YOU!!!
Ganon: I'm gonna tell mommy!!!!!
(Ganon Stomps out of the room, Crying)
Young Link: What a Ganon DORK!!!!
Director:(Mus' Be That Time OF THE MONTH!!!!)
Adult Link: Hey, Camera Man, are you FILMING THIS?!! great, wait till i show this to zelda...(BIG SMILE ON FACE)
Mario gets ouy of his room, wearing a towel over his waist, looking very sweaty, lips red)
Mario: I-I Dont-a Think SHe's in a appropraite look for you to show her a anything..
(Blushes)
Link & and Young Link :WHAT!!!!!
(Later on...)
Mario: I AM-A VERY SORRY, GUYS!! I DIDNT-A MEAN TO DO ANYTHING!!! SHE PAID ME!!!
(still in his towel, running away from Link and Young Link)
the two Links: WAIT AND SEE WHAT'LL HAPPEN TO YOUR **** AND ****S!!!!
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"Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer".
From: DaNintendoGeek | Posted: 6/11/2003 1:19:41 PM | Message Detail
Mario: It's-a me-a, Luigi!
Director:Cut! Mario, you are mario, not Luigi.
Mario: I'm-a Luigi, not-a this mario.
Director: Fine. CREW!! Get over here and fix up mario
Mario: What-a crew-a is-a this?
Crew pulls out several beers and restrains mario, then force him to drink the beer.

Mario finishes all the beer

Mario: It's-a me-a drunkio! *Passes out and dies*

Director: Dang. Get luigi!!

Luigi: It's-a me-a, mario!!

Director: YES! Wait, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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...I will sum it up in these three, easy-to-remember words: Worst. Game play. Ever. - DOA's Review of SSBM
From: NeoSamus12 | Posted: 6/11/2003 1:22:01 PM | Message Detail
Bump 10 more till 500
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Random Palindrome for today:Pop
Currently Playing: Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
From: Spiffy latios | Posted: 6/11/2003 1:51:56 PM | Message Detail
Bump
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"The white rock is a salt lick"-okotta
^^best quote ever^^
From: Spiffy latios | Posted: 6/11/2003 1:55:26 PM | Message Detail
Bump from the creators of andross brand soda
"The Number one soda With the biggest Oda"
From: Blairville | Posted: 6/11/2003 1:57:23 PM | Message Detail
Chapter 6

Battle 4 Gary VS Richie

Announcer:Match start!

Battle Transmision
Richie:Look at all the pokeballs...
Gary:Get used to it!
Gary Sent out Umbreon!
Richie Sent out Sparky!
Sparky used Thunderbolt!direct hit!
Umbreon used Faint Attack!Critical hit!
Sparky used Thunder!Miss!
Umbreon used Take Down!Direct hit!
Sparky Fainted!

Announcer:Gary is the winner!

Gary:I advance!

Blairville:I like bananas.

C.Falcon and Yoshi:We bought some extra money.were gonna buy diffrent food.OK?

Blairville and DK:OK.

Richie:I wunna watch Gary get his butt kicked!

C.Falcon and Yoshi:Were back!

Blairville:What did you get us?

C.Falcon:I got burritos.

Yoshi:I got Japanese Food.

Marth and Roy:Japanese?I love Japanese!*Jumps onto Yoshi and eats it all*

Yoshi:Get off!!!
From: Spiffy latios | Posted: 6/11/2003 1:59:59 PM | Message Detail
So close bump

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"The white rock is a salt lick"-okotta
^^best quote ever^^
From: Blairville | Posted: 6/11/2003 2:00:47 PM | Message Detail
My very first BUMP!
Comments on my story plz!
From: Spiffy latios | Posted: 6/11/2003 2:04:51 PM | Message Detail
Dear Creator of melee of our lives and VE,
Make more!-Spiffy Latios
PS:VE can I have your sig?
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"The white rock is a salt lick"-okotta
^^best quote ever^^
From: Spiffy latios | Posted: 6/11/2003 2:06:07 PM | Message Detail
Graet story Blairville I like it

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"The white rock is a salt lick"-okotta
^^best quote ever^^
From: Spiffy latios | Posted: 6/11/2003 2:07:06 PM | Message Detail
Look how close to 500 two more

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"The white rock is a salt lick"-okotta
^^best quote ever^^
From: Spiffy latios | Posted: 6/11/2003 2:08:08 PM | Message Detail
This is the best topic ever BUMPulation

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"The white rock is a salt lick"-okotta
^^best quote ever^^
From: Blairville | Posted: 6/11/2003 2:08:33 PM | Message Detail
thx,Spiffy Latios.
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