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| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/7/2003 9:01:18 AM | Message Detail |
| Does anyone have some funny bloopers to submit? --- What do you want? Go away!! |
| From: VenomWolffang | Posted: 5/7/2003 12:31:16 PM | Message Detail |
| You're on you're own dude! --- Hi! we're Omochao!`````````````RUN! OMOCHAO INVASION! (o_o)(o_o) We're here to help! |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/7/2003 4:51:42 PM | Message Detail |
| Ah, damn. Oh well... --- What do you want? Go away!! |
| From: BridgeSD | Posted: 5/7/2003 6:10:38 PM | Message Detail |
| Actually, I have one. I was playing with some friends on the Majora's Mask level. I was on the lower platform next to the turtle. Well, you know how when you get hit hard from that platform under the higher one, and when you hit the bottom of it and you get spiked down to you're doom? Well I got hit with a ba-bomb when I had really high damage, and I went flying(upwards diagonally) to the center. The game regisered that there was an obstruction, so I couldn't keep going, but it didn't register that I was supposed to be spiked. Since I was going diagonally, my character(Fox) kept slowly going underneath towards the other side, still under the momentum of the blast. Since I didn't notice that I was still *technically* being thrown, I thought I was ok and started a Fire Fox. Then I came out the other side, and the Fire Fox finished as I went flying out the top of the screen in literally less than a second later. What a wierd glitch. |
| From: kevinsano | Posted: 5/7/2003 6:16:17 PM | Message Detail |
| has anyone seen the glitch where captain falcon lifts the dresses of peach and Zelda when he falcon dives? --- Perhaps it is really a doorway and if you choose to go inside, you'll find many unexpected things.~Shigeru Miyamoto~ |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/7/2003 6:22:28 PM | Message Detail |
| Hey, we actually got some! YAY!! :) --- What do you want? Go away!! |
| From: Andrew14j | Posted: 5/7/2003 6:26:32 PM | Message Detail |
| One time I went through the ground in Onett. It was funny, because it acted like I was KO'd! Meaning the blast that comes from werever you get killed happened too! --- I will be here to give everone free things in Animal Crossing! |
| From: qwertyman2002 | Posted: 5/7/2003 7:20:50 PM | Message Detail |
| Sometimes, and this happens randomly, I'll shoot one of samus's shots at the com's foot, but, the com wouldn't budge. They would just stay on the path that they were going.... which was to kill me. --- "Sore wa...... himitsu desu!" - Slayers, Xellos |
| From: Fat Sonic | Posted: 5/7/2003 7:34:28 PM | Message Detail |
| Dierector: Alright, scene 3 "Mario Bros." begin! Mario: Whats-a matta which you? You gotta wait-a for my brotha! Director: Well, where is he? Mario: He's-a gettin his-a groove on with-a my *****. Director: You mean Peach? Mario: Ya Director and rest of crew: O_o --- Is PaperLuigi There is now a Starbucks in my pants. |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/7/2003 10:28:16 PM | Message Detail |
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| From: Kyshioku | Posted: 5/8/2003 6:56:08 AM | Message Detail |
| Got one o.O: Director: Okay, now Ganondorf, Giga Bowser and Mewtwo, ENTER THE STAGE ALREADY! Ganondorf: *from backstage* I'm not going out there with that freak! *points to Giga Bowser, huddles into a ball and rocks himself* Director: o.O;;; It's just a game, man! Now get on Final Destination! Ganondorf: Final... Destination >_< That means death!! Director: SHADDUP AND GO! *Ganondorf reluctantly goes out on stage* Director: Okay, now Jigglypuff- Giga Bowser, Mewtwo, Ganondorf: IT'S JIGGS! RUN!!! *all three run, fall off stage accidentally and end up killing themselves* Director: ...****!!! Jigglypuff: *does taunt* I win! ^_^ Might not be a blooper, but I kinda like it o.o --- "What're you crazy you just don't make bombs go boom in your face like that you nutcase!!"---Jin, Yuyu Hakusho |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/8/2003 9:16:13 AM | Message Detail |
| Take 3... Director: This is Take Three......... and I have no idea what to do for this Take. Hmmm... Mr. G&W: Bleep Boop. Director: What the **** did you just say? *Kirby jumps through the window* Director: Hey! Well... we might as well have you in she show. Kirby: ... *Walks onto Final Destination* Director: ...okay... now... Kirby, you will dodge flying sharp objects that zoom in and try to kill you! Kirby: ... Director: Okay... and ACTION! *Kirby dodges a sharp object. Then he jumps, trips and is impaled on a spike* Director: Damn! Damn! Damn! Everyone is dying!!! Take 4... Director: ...this is Take... 4... Jigglypuff, why don't you replace Kirb-- ****!!!!!!! *Sees Jigglypuff impaled on the Spike with Kirby* For the love of God! COMMON!!! *Mario and Luigi enter* Director: WHERE THE **** WHERE YOU A FEW MINUTES AGO?????????????????? Mario: Heya, we werea on firea. Director: You're fired! Mr. G&W: Beep! Luigi: Trya to calm downa, sira~ Director: Fine. Mario, you're re-hired... Take 5... Director: This is-- oh eff this! Allright, now Mario, you will... *Suddenly Ossama Bin Ladin runs in with 2 subMachine guns Ossama Bin Ladin: I am Ossama Bin Ladin! I will crash a plane into your home! *Shoots everyone who has to do with SSBM and runs out* *Ossama Bin Ladin crashes a Plane into the Studio* Luigi: (Lying on the floor bleeding) Uhhgh... uh... sira? Cana thisa bea a deleted scenea? *Sees Plane about to hit him* Ooooh crapa... *Studio Explodes* The End --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/9/2003 6:41:31 PM | Message Detail |
| Alright, guys, lets keep 'em coming! --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: Fat Sonic | Posted: 5/9/2003 6:52:34 PM | Message Detail |
| You spelt Osama wrong... --------- Director: Alright, in this scene, Fox and Ganondorf will be fighting. Fox will hop onto the right peice of land and Ganondorf will come after him. ACTION! Fox: Ha *he hops onto the land* Ganondorf: That's it *he is begining to jump* Fox OH ****! *He fires he blaster repeatedly Ganondorf: O_O *he air dodges and falls into pit* Diresctor: Awwww cra-...hhmmmm... that could work. --- Is PaperLuigi There is now a Starbucks in my pants. |
| From: classicgamer83 | Posted: 5/9/2003 7:08:13 PM | Message Detail |
| *Brinstar Depths, TAKE 1!* Director: Okay, Kraid! Hit it with everything you got! Kraid: ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRR! *Slams hand into platform; platform does not budge* Kraid: YELPYELPYELP! Director: CUT! *Brinstar Depths, TAKE 2!* Director: Okay Kraid! Try again! Kraid: ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRR! *Slams hand into platform; Kraid' arm breaks* Kraid: YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!! Director: CUT! MEDIC!! *Brinstar Depths, TAKE 3!* Director: Here goes nothing... Kraid: ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRR! *Slams hand into platform; Platform spins out of control and throws everyone into the lava* Director: OH ****! MEDIC!!! *Brinstar Depths, TAKE 4!* Director: GO! >_< Kraid: ROOOOOOOAAAAAaaarrrrrrr.... *Kraid robot breaks down* Director: 0_0 Okay! No more substitutions! Get the real Kraid back out here! *Brinstar Depths, TAKE 5!* Director: Sorry for that, Kraid. ACTION! Kraid: ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRR! *Slams hand into platform; Platform inches slowly and suddenly crumbles to pieces* Director: CUT! Kraid!!! --- Personal quote: "If man was meant to smoke, God would've built us like car engines." |
| From: The Amazing One | Posted: 5/9/2003 7:20:33 PM | Message Detail |
| Mario and Luigi are on Final Destination. Director: Mario, you have to knock Luigi off, then Luigi, you will recover and smash Mario off. ACTION *Mario smashes Luigi off* *Luigi does Green Missle and falls right under the edge, almost grabbing it* *Luigi does Green Missle again* *He does it one more time before he falls to his doom* Director: CUT! Luigi, how many times do I have to tell you, use your freakin' up+B!! --- Wow! So the refrigerator light does turn off! Now... how do I get out of here? |
| From: Turk1014 | Posted: 5/9/2003 8:18:19 PM | Message Detail |
| Scene: Luigi bounces off of Mario when you finish with the right time: Director: OK, now remember Luigi, bounce off Mario's head AFTER he jumps. Luigi: Ya, Ya... Director: Take 1, Action! Mario: Wait! I forgot my hat! Stage Crew: Get on the trampoline! (They push Mario on the trampoline.) Mario: WAH! CRACK! (Mario flys onto Peach's golf course and lands on a rock) Director: Just a minor setback, get that stunt Mario! (Kirby appears with a Mario hat) Luigi: He's a too small for me to bounce off of. Director: He looks just like him, now Take 2, action! (Kirby floats where Mario was supposed to be. As scheduled, Luigi jumps on Kirby, but instead, bounces too high and lands beside Mario.) Luigi: MAMA MEEEA! Director: Hmmm... Luigi didn't weigh enough for the stunt Mario. Bring out the stunt Luigi. (Giga Bowser shows up with a Luigi's hat) Director: You know what to do? Giga Bowser: ... Director: ... Giga Bowser: ... Director: ... Bomberman: ... Director: What are YOU doing here? You didn't even make the SSB first cut, let alone SSB:M, now get out before I call security! (Security guards drag Bomberman away) Bomberman: It's a **** conspiracy! I'm in Nintendo games! Sleep with one eye open... Giga Bowser: ... Director: OK, now, Take 3, action! (Kirby floats, as planned, but instead, there are screams inside the castle, which doubles as a dressing room for Peach. Giga Bowser dashes from the scene Peach in his hand!) Giga Bowser: Wahahahaha! The only reason I'm in this is for an oppurtunity like this! Mario and Luigi knocked out and I have Peach! Wahahahah! (Takes time to stomp Mario and Luigi further into the rock and runs away) Director: No matter, get Marth, the stunt Peach. Stage Crewman: But he's performing the stunt Zelda part right now. Director: Then where's Zelda? Stage Crewman: Performing the stunt Samus part. Director: Samus... Stage Crewman: Donkey Kong part Director: DK... Stage Crewman: This script says he's performing the Marth part. Director: What the ****!!! Is there anyone available!!? Bomberman: ... The End --- Life is like a box of chocolate, you know what you're gonna get if you read the nutrition facts. |
| From: devan123 | Posted: 5/9/2003 8:21:33 PM | Message Detail |
| Dir.: Ok, Yoshi, you will do your egg rollout on Roy, and he will Get hit. Ok ACTION!!! Yoshi: *Wierd dinosaur noise* *does Egg roll* Roy: =_= (Sees Egg roll) OH ****! *Jumps out of the way* Yoshi: AYYEEEEEEEEEEEE *rolls off cliff* Director: MEDIC!!! Take 2 Director: Ok, giga bowser, you will try to bowser Bomb Pichu Giga Bowser: Fine... *Bowser bombs* Pichu: *Sees Giga bowser above him* O.O OH CRAP Pichu: ___ Giga Bowser: Sorry sir, I completely flattened pichu. Cleanup team! --- "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - A. Einstein All Your Base Are Belong to Us |
| From: bond nuekum | Posted: 5/9/2003 8:30:23 PM | Message Detail |
| i well trough poke floats --- i the hunter will get you |
| From: star52789x2 | Posted: 5/9/2003 8:37:38 PM | Message Detail |
| Teh Crazy Adventures of Ssbmers o_O... anyways Link and Ganon stare each other down on top of a narrow foot bridge over the grand caynon. Link: >_> Ganon: <_<; Link: >_>; Ganon: <_<;; Mario: Hey dudes, wanna a beer? Ganon: Ssshhh We are in a high state of concentration. Link: stfu mario. Mario: Fine *throws beer at Link* Link: You want a piece of me!? ( L)>☼ (O )(mario) Mario: What's that? Link:... >.>; Thingie Mario: Crapola.. *runs* ( L)>))))))))))))(X_x) *BOOM* Ganon: >.>;;;;;;; *Meanwhile* Zelda and peach come out of the gym Zelly: hey peach, what's that?! Peach: o_O ...To Be continues... >.>;; -_- --- /¯ _/,------,,----,,------,HRC TOTAL:79,58x.x /¯ _\¯/_/¯/_/_//_ \_\Umbreon M 100/Abra M 39(shiny) |
| From: classicgamer83 | Posted: 5/9/2003 9:04:44 PM | Message Detail |
| WARNING: The following is not real. I ask that you don't take it too heavily. Converstaion between Mario and Link beside the water cooler: Mario (not sounding Italian at all): Man, that was hard. Link: (Reading issue of Electronic Gaming Monthly) Tell me about it. (pause) Mario: We had a good turn out this time. Link: Yeah. I mean Gannondorf didn't want to come for the first SSB. Mario: Did he upset a lot of his fans? Link: That's why he's here now, but how did you know? Mario: Bowser's here for the same reason. (pause) Yoshi: Yoshi! (clears throat) Sorry. I mean, hey there. Mario: How ya holding up? Yoshi: Don't ask. Having to lay eggs on an empty stomach is no good for me. Link (looks up):eeee... Yoshi (to Link): I don't blame ya. (pause) Yoshi: Have you heard? Mario: What? Yoshi: Sonic's not coming. Mario and Link: What??? Yoshi: Hey hey! Don't shoot the messenger. Link: Well that tears it! Mario: What do you think would happen if word got out that he was coming when he really isn't? Link (flips through pages of magazine; stops cold): O_O Too late!! --- Personal quote: "If man was meant to smoke, God would've built us like car engines." |
| From: Fat Sonic | Posted: 5/9/2003 9:26:00 PM | Message Detail |
| Bowser and Peach are in the kitchen. Bowser: Ohhhh yea, now do it faster faster faster! Peach: Ohhhh, it hurts. Bowser: C'mon, HARDER! Peach: AAAAHHHHH!!!! Bowser: Oh yea, that tastes good... Mario:*in his bed*O_O;;;;;;; Zelda:*popping up next to him from under the blanket* She's making him a sandwhich again... --- Is PaperLuigi There is now a Starbucks in my pants. |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/9/2003 9:50:35 PM | Message Detail |
| Oop, I spell Bin Ladin's name wrong. Oh well. Wow, this topic really got it! ----- Scene 1... In the Final Destination Zone... *Link, Kirby, and DK are inside the Arena doing stuff* Link: I like Pie. Bowser: *Enters* Me too! DK: Hey!!! How the **** did you get in here?! Bowser: Hey, this is a house. Nice effects. Link: Yea, uh... house... Kirby: *Is excersising & watching a video* Ooh Aah! DK: Shut up! Kirby: OOH AAH! DK: Damn you... Link: Milk is good. Fox: *Enters* Hello... Dr. Mario: *Enters* Time for a checkup! Link: Man, I didn't know pie was this Popular... Kirby: Ee Ah Ooh! DK: *Tembles Violently* Kirby: EE AH OOH!! *DK starts to pound on Kirby. Then they start to fight* Dr. Mario: ?? *Sees Them Fighting* Hmmm... *Walks over* Link: Today is a good day for Milk. *Opens Fridge* AAAHHH!!! WE'RE OUTTA BEER!! C. Falcon: *Enters* A Quest?! I'd LOVE a quest! *Leaves to buy some beer* Link: He'd better hurry... What's gonna happen? How long will C. Falcon take? What does Dr. Mario intend to do? Find out in Scene 2... By: StarFoxRocks --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: OmegaMetroid1989 | Posted: 5/9/2003 9:55:14 PM | Message Detail |
| i was playing in the venom stage with my friends. i had really high damage like 200%. anyway, he smashed me off the ship, but i came back. the cave in the backdrop actually stopped me from dying. this happened about 3 times during the match. --- Simpson, Homer Simpson. He's the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree. |
| From: trent33 | Posted: 5/9/2003 10:18:02 PM | Message Detail |
| Once me and my friend were playing on Corneria. I was Samus and he was Mario. He slamed me off the left side and I grappled the edge. I yelled "Take That" but the second I did it the laser shot and sent me flying off the course. --- Proud Member of the DoD(Dragons of Destiny) |
| From: PokeKaan | Posted: 5/9/2003 10:45:55 PM | Message Detail |
| this isn't or something not really fun but..... I was playing Stamia mode in the Great Bay level and stuff with Zelda as a oppenet or whatever, so I killed her, she fell on the turtle, and the turtle went into the water, drowning the princess --- Anime is like ice cream, its sweet but too much gives you a BRAIN FREEZE! AHHHHHHHH!!! ***the transparent Battler of the MSB*** |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/9/2003 11:52:12 PM | Message Detail |
| Scene 2... *In Final Destination...* Link: WHERE'S MY BEER?!!! Sonic: *Enters* Hey wassup? Bowser: Hey you're not in this game! Fox: Who gives a damn? *On the other side of the Arena...* Dr. Mario: Hmmmm-a... what caused this-a? DK: *Is on top of Kirby* Uh... he annoyed me by singing to an excersise movie!!! Dr. Mario: Okay-a... so... you-a... *Points to Kirby's mashed up body under DK's foot* Don't watch excersise movies in houses with other people. It is hazerdous to your health. You hear? Kirby: MMmmmmmMMmffFFFF... Dr. Mario: Gooood-a. Dr. Mario: As for you-a... *Looks at DK* ...Anger Managment. DK: WHAT???? ANGER MANAGMENT!?? Dr. Mario: 'Fraid so. You need to control thatr temper of yours. DK: *Panting in Anger* You're... not... helping... Sonic: *Walks over* Wassup? DK: SONIC! Ahh! *Jumps into Sonic's Arms* Save me! Save me from this evil man! Sonic: Chill, dude! *Drops DK* But be quiet. I'm hiding from SEGA. DK: *Confused* Why? Sonic: Well, there was this Factory Incident, and-- *Eyes Widen in horror* OH NOO! I SAID TOO MUCH!!! *Runs around room franticly* Gottahidegottahidegottahidegottahide... Fox: What's with him? Dr. Mario: *Starts writing on a Clipboard* Therapy for him... *Meanwhile, in SEGA Studios...* *Three people are standing by a burning building next to a factory...* SEGA Director: Damn Sonic! That no good... SEGA Rep: The factory was not part of the Scene! Why'd he have to run in there... Factory Worker: Hey, that's no excuse. You owe us 50 Million for the damage. SEGA Director: We don't even have that much!!! Factory Worker: Than give us what you have. I never liked SEGA... *Walks off* SEGA Director: Damn Sonic! *Gets idea* I know! HEY! TAILS!!! *Tails walks up* Tails: Yeah? SEGA Director: Go find Sonic! That son of a ***** must pay... Tails: Why? He's my best friend! SEGA Director: I"ll double your salary, hell, even TRIPLE it, just find him! *Tails dissapears in a flash* SEGA Director: Heh heh heh heh... Will Tails find Sonic? Where's C. Falcon? How is SEGA Studios gonna pay the 50 Million? Find out in Scene 3!!! By: StarFoxRocks --- "Why do People run from Me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: classicgamer83 | Posted: 5/10/2003 12:22:34 AM | Message Detail |
| Letter to Link: Dear Link, During your time of being frozen in time, we have created a clone for you. He is just like you in every respect... except he is 1/2 your age and size. Link's Reply: "I shall call him........................................................Young Link." --- "You are all part of the circus of Dr. Lu." Joel Robinson; Mystery Science Theater 3000 |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/10/2003 12:59:34 AM | Message Detail |
| These are gettin' good, guys! Keep it coming as best as you can! --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: classicgamer83 | Posted: 5/10/2003 8:33:07 AM | Message Detail |
| Bump I want to see how StarFoxRocks is going to wrap this up. --- "You are all part of the circus of Dr. Lu." Joel Robinson; Mystery Science Theater 3000 |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/10/2003 12:38:56 PM | Message Detail |
| Scene 3... *In Final Destination* Fox: Man, C. Falcon had better hurry. I think Sonic needs some rest... Sonic: *Still running around in circles* O_O 0_0 Link: Hey! I need beer too! My veins are running out of beer power... *Link goes white and passes out* Fox/Bowser: -_- *Meanwhile, outside...* Tails: >_> <_< Sonic? Where are you?... C. Falcon: *Is drunk because he drank all of the beer he bought for Link* UhhhHHuuHUHHHUUUH... Tails: Whoa, you need medicine. *Gives a nickel to C. Falcon* Hey, do you know where Sonic is? He likes these 3-D Places... C. Falcon: He MiGhT bE iN tHaT oNe HoUsE oVeR tHeRe... *Passes out* Tails: Uhh... thanks... *Runs off* *Back inside...* DK: Poor Sonic... Dr. Mario: Now, then, let us go... DK: Go? Where? *Remembers* O-O NOOOO! Dr. Mario: You know, you can just come, or my friends here will just drag you off and inject you with some special medicene. DK: Hm... that second one sounds better. *Suddenly Ganondorf and Falco come in and drag DK off* DK: NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo.... Dr. Mario: Tsk... poor losers always go first. *Leaves* *Tails comes in* Tails: Sonic? Fox: What the ****? Sonic: Tails? Uh... wait!!! Stop there! I'm not going back to SEGA!!! Tails: It's too late, Sonic. They're reciving the location as we speak. *At SEGA Studios* SEGA Rep: Ha! WE've got him! *Back at Final Destination...* Sonic: No! Stop! Let me out! Tails: No! Hold him! *Bowser grabs Sonic* Bowser: Hah ha! Fox: ... Sonic: NOOO! NOOO! HELP! Fox: ... *Karatie Chops Tails in the neck, knocking him out* Bowser: What'd you do that for? Fox: This place is glitchy. And I loved playing Sonic Games. *Meanwhile...* SEGA Director: Hah! Here we are! Bust down the door! *SEGA Reps bust the Door down to find... an Advance Wars Studio?!* SEGA Director: Hey! We're in the Wrong place!! Andy/Max/Sturm: ??? SEGA Rep: Oops. My bad. It's ACROSS the street here. *They Leave* AW Director: *Sighs* Now we need to pay for ANOTHER damn door... Andy: Hey, it beats acting out this crap. *Throws script away* *Across the Street...* SEGA Director: Bust it down! *SEGA Reps bust down the door to find Final Destination. The see Fox, Bowser, and Tails, who is lying on the floor unconcious* SEGA Director: Ok, where's Sonic? Sonic: *Hanging onto the bottom of the Stage upside down* Mememememmememememememememmeme... Fox: Uhh... I dunno. Tails: *Wakes up* Huh... I never liked eggs... *Faints* SEGA Director: Hey! What'd you do to Tails?! Bowser: *Points to Fox* He did it! Sonic: That's IT! *Hops back onto the top of the Stage* I'm here! Fox: Coward. SEGA Director: Aha! Well, let me tell you, Sonic, that 50 Million's commin' off... *Tanks bust into the Room and run down the SEGA Director* SEGA Director: AAAAAAAAAHHH! SEGA Reps: GASP!! O_O *Max, Andy, Sturm, and the AW Director jump out of Tanks and hop down to the floor* AW Director: Hello, Sonic. We have come to solve your porblems. As it turns out... DK passed Anger Managment, but when he was leaving he had a tantrum over candy and was Arrested. Fox, Link, and Bowser sold their house and moved to Florida. Before that, however, Link sued C. Falcon for drinking all his beer. The Advance Wars Crew paid off SEGA's loan to the Factory. Sonic became the new SEGA Director and Star! The End! By: StarFoxRocks --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: Anime Fan87 | Posted: 5/10/2003 12:47:31 PM | Message Detail |
| Has any1 ever seen a giltch where u pick up a healing item as an item? I was playing as Mario and i pick up a Tomato as I was being attcked and he held it as if it were a normal item and i could walk around withit in his hand.... kinda werid.... --- Anime4evr!!! Now watching: Inuyasha, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Yu-Yu Hakusho |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/10/2003 1:14:36 PM | Message Detail |
| Link(standing over Mario's impaled head):I know I was supposed to hook his shirt, but...I couldn't resist. Dir:Your fired! Link:why? Dir:you screwed the shot up and you killed mario Link:I don't see what's so wrong with that Dir:I wanted to kill him! Luigi:*walks in* "what happened? Dir:Link killed Mario with his hookshot Luigi:WHAT!? DIE!!! Link:*impales Luigi with his hookshot* Dir:Your FIR-*gets impaled* --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/10/2003 1:27:03 PM | Message Detail |
| Part2: Kiby:*walks in* what's with all of the blood, Link? Link:sorry, got a little angry Kirby:YOU killed them!? HEY GUYS! LINK KILLED MARIO, LUIGI, AND THE DIRECTOR! Everyone else:YAY! Peach:Oh, thank god! You know what it's like to have to pretend to like them all the time? I'm glad all three are gone. Bowser:I liked them! Link:*draws his hookshot Bowser:I DIDN'T MEAN IT! Link:TOO LATE Bowser:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Link:*impales Bowser* Kirby:HEY EVERYONE, LINK KILLED BOWSER! Everyone:YAY! Peach:This calls for celebration! --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: StarFoxRocks | Posted: 5/10/2003 10:35:44 PM | Message Detail |
| Mute City: Take 1 Director: Okay, C. Falcon, you will battle Fox and Falco. They will begin to kick the crap out of you, and then you will kill them. ACTION! *C. Falcon is beaten horribly by Fox and Falco* Director: Cut! Not that hard, guys! M.C.: Take 2 Director: Okay, let's try this again... Action! C. Falcon: Show me your moves! *Is hit onto road and is run over by thousands of Cars* Director: CUT! Falcon, don't provoke them C. Falcon: *Flat* ... M.C.: Take 3 Director: *Sighs* Here we go again... action! C. Falcon: *Gets beaten* *Gets back off and knocks Falco off platform* Falco: WHAT THE ****?! *Begins to fall to his doom* *Flips over, seeing the ground below him* Oh Crap... *C. Falcon knocks Fox down and beats him brutally* Director: Cut! Great Work! *Falls onto stage and is run over and dies* C. Falcon: *Nervous Noise* M.C.: Take 4 Director 2: I'm sorry to say Director 1 is gone... for now. Let's run that scene again, but lets replace Falco with Link. Action! Link: *Cuts off his head* Director 2: Ummm... LINK'S STUNT DOUBLE!!! M.C.: Take 5 Director: Let's try again! ACTION! Marth: Why do I have to look like Link? This is embarrassing! Director: You're fired! Marth: This ain't over *Leaves* Director: Okay... Roy! Get in here! Now, C. Falcon... Hello? Oh ****!!!! *C. Falcon is crushed becasue of cars, again...* To be Continued... --- "Why do people run from me?" (Urinates) -Ralph Wiggium |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/11/2003 6:50:02 AM | Message Detail |
| Part3: The SSB:M cast gets a new director... When we last left, Link had gone on a violent killling spree and killed Mario, Luigi, the director, and Bowser. The rest of the cast decided to celebrate, so right now, Peach is ordering a pizza. Link:I wonder what kind of pizza she's getting. Kirby:Something edible, I hope Fox:THat's basically anything that isn't lethal, Kirby Kirby:So? Y. Link:LOOK! HERE SHE COMES! Kirby:ABOUT TIME! Watcha get, peach? Peach:My favorite...(slow motion)M...U...S...H...R...O...O...M Everyone:MUSHROOM!? Kirby:Peach, even I don't like mushroom pizza. Link:*shoots peach in the head* Link:What a waste of a good pizza Kirby:We can still pick the mushrooms off Fox:Yeah Link Link:I guess so Kirby:What will happen to SSB:M no that Nintendo's oldest characters are dead? ???:You'r wrong, kirby.1)Mario was introduced at the same time with DK 2)Mario and everyone else are not the oldest, Mr. Game & Watch is. Kirby:Mr. Game and Watch? Who's that? And who are you ???:Mr. G&W is that skinny black guy over there, and for your second question, my name is...VirtualEden(hey, it's MY story. I can add myself if I want to) Link:What are you doing here, VE? VE:I'm the new director. Link:We don't nedd a new director*Shoots an arrow at VE* VE:*catces the arrow and throws it back at link, scratching his arm* Link:Okay, fine, you can be the new director. VE:OK, first thing to do is to find some replacements. I'll be right bacK*runs out the door* --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: Megaman X master | Posted: 5/11/2003 7:33:32 AM | Message Detail |
| lol man these are the best bloopers yet. btw a glitch that occured while ago thtat i wasnt sure of while playing since i didnt believe it at first was that i was able to pick up the electrode in my hand and walk around wiht it. and as it turns out one ofthe glitches i have is that i can pick it up sometimes and thorw it, thought it blows up much faster when picked up. --- For an end of the world spell press control, alt, and delete-sorceress in warcraft 3 |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/11/2003 8:35:11 AM | Message Detail |
| Part 4: Link:When is VE gonna be back with the replacements? Marth:He probaly chickened out Fox:You got that right ???1:LET ME GO! ???2:WHERE ARE YOU TAKING US? ???3:LET GO OF MY HAIR! VE:We're almost there VE:*Drags in 4 pokemon characters:Ash, Gary, May, and Brendan Brendon:What do you want with us? VE:Link killed the Mario Bro. cast, so we need some replacements Gary:NO WAY ARE WE GONNA REPLACE ANYONE! VE:Don't test me, Gary VE:Okay, here are the roles: Ash and Gary, Mario & Luigi. Hope you can fake an Italian accent. May--Peach and Brendan--Bowser. Here are some weights for you, Brendan, tie them around you until you're as heavy as bowser. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDD...ACTION! --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/11/2003 9:08:59 AM | Message Detail |
| Part 5: VE:Ok, we are gonna do this little scene as planned. Link:*nods* Link jumps in the air as mario attempts to use his recovery attack on him. However, he slips and falls to the mute city ground and gets run over. VE:CUT! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, ASH? Ash:I'm sorry, I can't do it. VE:Ok, we'll take a break, but you need to practice Marth:GOD, Ash is a loser Roy:Tell me about it Link:But what can we do? VE still thinks it's a good idea Roy:Well, VE is full of hot air Marth:It's not his fault Ash is horrible Link:Ash is the only reason I don't watch his show Marth:Tell me about it Roy:Maybe we should overthrow VE and be our own directors*doesn't notice VE behind him* VE:What did you say? --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/11/2003 9:40:01 AM | Message Detail |
| Part 6: Roy:Oh, VE, I didn't hear you coming up behind me VE:You were too busy talking about overthrowing me Marth:Yeah, Roy Roy:Don't hurt me! VE:What do you say, guys? Link:I say, use HIM for the mario replacement Marth:Good idea, Link. You and Mario have similar recovery attacks, Roy VE:So be it. ASH, YOU'RE FIRED! Ash:awww*runs out crying* VE:Okay, Roy, follow me A few minutes later Roy:This is stupid, I can't even use my sword VE:READY...AND...ACTION! Link jumps in the air and Mario does Roy's recovery attack, and almost kills Link VE:NO USING YOUR SWORD, ROY! Roy:Sorry, VE VE:One more try. AND...ACTION Link jumps in the air and Mario hits him with his recovery attack, only to have Link drop attack him off the edge, where he gets run over. VE:AND...CUT! Took long enough Roy:I did something RIGHT for once!? I LOVE BEING MARIO! VE:Roy, you mean you NEVER did anything right until now? Roy:YEAH! I...oh... --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: classicgamer83 | Posted: 5/11/2003 10:00:16 AM | Message Detail |
| I admit. My Austin Powers reference was slightly off-topic. So, here's something a little more on-topic. --- Director: Would Mr. Game and Watch, Pikachu, Yoshi, and Jigglypuff please come forward? *everyone approaches* Good, now here's your new scripts. *passes out scripts* Take a moment to read them now. (pause) Mr.G&W: Beep! Beep! Director: What? Mr.G&W: Beep! Bop! Beep! Director: Well, I suppos- Pikachu: Pika! Pika-pi! Director: Why not? It's only make believe. Jigglypuff: Jiggly! PUFF! Director: You're taking his side? Yoshi: Yoshi! ^_^ Director: Well, at least someone appreciates my work. Mr.G&W: Beep! Beep! Director: Yes, it IS. Mr.G&W: Beep! Beep! Beep!! Yoshi: Yoshi? Mr.G&W: Bop! Beepbeep! Pikachu: Pikachu! *sparks* Yoshi: Wah! Jigglypuff: Puff! Mr.G&W: BEEP!!! Pikachu: *powering up* PI..KA- Director: Guys! Guys! Were not getting anywhere fig-... On second thought...why not? ACTION! --- "Yes, Biiiiiiig sit." Miroku; Inuyasha |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/11/2003 10:12:37 AM | Message Detail |
| Part7: The day is done, and the cast is playing cards Roy:Did you all see me today? I rocked! Link:You only did the part well, Roy*turns to marth*Got any threes, Marth? Marth:Go fish*turns to roy*Yeah, Roy, you did get run over in the end. By the way, you got any sixes? Roy:Yeah, here you go. Look, all I'm saying is that I have a knack for acting.*turns to link*any sevens Link:Go fish. You may be a good actor, but you couldn't be yourself it you tried, Roy Roy:I win. Link:good for you Roy:You know, maybe I should go hollywood Marth:Good luck. In case you didn't notice, Mute City is pretty far away from hollywood Link:Yeah, Roy Roy:So? I can take the great fox there Marth:ARE YOU INSANE!? We're lucky enough Fox is even letting us ride in it Roy:You'll see The next day: VE:Okay, Fox Is taking roy to hollywood, so we're gonna be here a few days. We may as well look at the sights while they're gone. C. Falcon:YAY! I can participate in today's race! Link:Good for you, Falcon Marth:I'm gonna place a bet for today. C. Falcon:Who are you gonna place a bet on, Marth? Marth:I know what you're thinking, Falcon, and no, I'm not betting on you C. Falcon:Hide it while you can, Marth Marth:Whatever Crowd:AAAAHHHHH! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! Link & VE:? Person:Two pokemon trainers are battling and they're creating mass havoc! VE:I'll take care of this*runs off* Link:Guess I'm checking out Mute City --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/11/2003 10:37:09 AM | Message Detail |
| Part 8: VE:BRENDAN! MAY! What are you two doing? Brendan:We're battling May:Unless YOU can beat us, we're not stopping VE:Ok, 2 on 2 battle, then Brendan:Ok, ready, May? May:Ready! Brendan and may throw out a Blaziken and a Swampert, only to fall to a Latios and Latias Brendan:Where did you get those? They're both legendary! VE:I have my ways. Now let's leave. May:Ok Meanwhile... Link:Cool, a gift shop*walks in* Meanwhile... Marth:GO, Blue Falcon! C. Falcon:I knew he couldn't resist*crashes while waving at Marth Marth:Just as planned. Meanwhile, still, on the great fox... Roy:We're gonna go to hollywood, we're gonna go to hollywood... Fox:SHUT UP BEFORE I JETTISON YOU! Roy:... BOOM! Ash:You will pay for taking my part. Pikachu, go! Roy climbs on top of the ship and Roy and pikachu duke it out in the corneria stage while fox is beating up ash. Meanwhile... VE:Hey link, what's that? Link:I got it at the gift shop. It's a C. Falcon voodoo doll. VE:Does it work? Link:I threw it on the ground and C. Falcon came by on a stretcer VE:Really? Cool! Marth:I WON! Link:How much did you win? Marth:70,000$ VE:Nice Dr. Mario:That should cover Falcons medical bill*takes the money* Link:If Mario is dead, how can you still be here? Dr. Mario:We are separate characters Link:Oh Marth:Dr. Mario, We already paid Falcon's medical bill Dr. Mario:Uh, oh*runs off, but gets shot by link* Link:What a poseur --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: The Insane Shark | Posted: 5/11/2003 10:38:48 AM | Message Detail |
| I was playing as Fox in adventure mode and I was fighting against Zelda. I had grabbed a screwball and both Zelda and I double-jumped into the very top of the screen. When we were at the peak of our jump, I threw the screwball at Zelda and it Star-KO'ed her. I thought that was pretty cool...though it was probably a glitch, because I tried to do it again in practice mode, but with no luck. |
| From: gamer201 | Posted: 5/11/2003 10:40:45 AM | Message Detail |
| Director: Okay, Mewtwo, you smash Mr. Game and Watch with the Home Run Bat; Mr. G&W, you fly through the air, get KO'ed, and beep three times after you hit the edge of the battlefield; then Mewtwo, you spin around in place hugging yourself laughing like an idiot. Got it? Mewtwo: Whatever... As long as I can kick his pixelated ass... G&W: Beep Beep Beep. Dirctor: At least HE has it Mewtwo... Mewtwo: Shut up, paper boy. You're lucky I'm even bothering with you... You're thinner than Paper Mario... Director: *hands Mewtwo a Home Run Bat* Just take this, shut up, and ACTION! Mewtwo: *smashes G&W* Hasta la vista, *****. G&W: *dies* Beep Beep Beep. Mewtwo: You'd better not be cussing me out. If you are... *Mewtwo's eyes glow blue and G&W flies from the revival platform right off the stage again* Director: CUT! Mewtwo, YOU'RE FIRED! Mewtwo: Oh I think not, what with my little friend here... *starts patting his hand with the end of the Bat* Director: Oh sh- *runs* --- An' you'll be sorry that you messed with the U.S. of A. 'Cos we'll put a boot in your ass, it's the American way! |
| From: Tapion013 | Posted: 5/11/2003 10:40:56 AM | Message Detail |
| One time, i was playing on poké floats, and I fell right through the center of the dewgong... --- What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson when he stepped infront of her? Hey! Get outta my sun! |
| From: lygerzero189 | Posted: 5/11/2003 10:51:49 AM | Message Detail |
| im gonna do this scene from ed, edd, and eddy. but with SSBM characters (fox is cooking on the grill wearing a eat my food apron) fox: who's up for a dog? (bowser slams a huge ham on the grill) bowser: ahh, your puny weiners are no match for bowser's hunger fox: how longs this cook for? bowser: hmmm.....done (peach and zelda at the table) zelda:yummy, hotdogs peach: i love franks (takes bite into it and spills it all over dress) peach: oh is me link: what an idiot mario: yes, yes she is peach: did someone say something to me link/mario: no, not a thing (pikachu is in the pool) pikachu: pika pika peach: mind if i join pikachu: pi peach: i dont know what that means but im comin in anyway pikachu: PI, PIKACHU, CHU, PIKA (peach gets in and is zapped by electricity) roy: why do you think he's the only one in the pool? IDIOT more later --- Granny: they say crop circles are caused by visitors from another planet Tweety: yea, the people who still think i'm a girl |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/11/2003 10:53:27 AM | Message Detail |
| How is the story doing? Part 9: It's the day that fox should be coming back, so everyone waits eagerly for the great fox Link:This was fun and all, but I like hyrule better VE:Next stop is Mushroom kingdom, which is a little more natural Kirby:HERE THEY COME! the cast rides the ship all the way to mushroom kingdom where they almost choke to death in the clean air VE:Has it been that long? May:I guess VE:Anyway, we need to start shooting soon, and we need bowser in the shot, so where is Brendan? Gary:I dunno. He was here a minute ago meanwhile... Koopa Troopa:Lord Bowser, when do we attack mushroom kingdom? Brendan:I'm NOT bowser! How many times do I have to tell you that? Koopa Troopa:You look like him, so you MUST be him, Bowser At the castle... VE:Who cares? We can use Luigi instead Gary:Okay...wait...what do I do? VE:You'll see --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/11/2003 11:12:01 AM | Message Detail |
| part 10: VE:AND...ACTON! Peach attacks Luigi in mushroom kingdom, where he does a backflip, but gets blown off the stage by bowser, who is burrowing his way out of the castle Brendan:YES! I finally made my way out of that pit! VE:What's wrong, Brendan? Brendan:The Koopas are after me. They think I'm bowser VE:Why don't you take off the costume, then? Brendan:Never thought of that*takes it off* Koopa Troopa:Great plan, lord. Burrowing under the castle like that is genius. Wait.. where IS bowser? Koopa Troopa2:Who cares? We're here, so let's charge! The Koopa troopas Charge, but get fried by Blaziken Koopa troopas:Oww... VE:Heh, heh. Nice going, Brendan Brendan:Thanks Link:Let's go inside Marth:yes. Let's --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
| From: VirtualEden | Posted: 5/11/2003 11:32:21 AM | Message Detail |
| Part 11(That's right, still going): The cast is asleep right now VE:*stomach growls*I need a midnight snack Voice:Gggeeeeettttt ooooouuuuutttt...* VE: Voice:Gggeeeeettttt ooooouuuuutttt...* VE:Who is that? Voice:Tttthhhiiissss iiiiissss mmmmmmyyyyyy ccccccaaaaaasssstttttlllleeee aaaaaannnnnddddd IIIIIIII sssssssaaaaayyyy gggggeeeeetttt oooouuuutttt...** VE:Show yourself The gost of Peack appears Peach:Tttteeeeelllll yyyyyooooouuuurrr ffffffrrrrrriiiiieeeeennndddddsssss tttttthhhhhheeeeeeyyyyy hhhhhaaaaavvvveeeee uuuuuunnnnntttttiiiilllll tttttoooooommmmmooooorrrrroooowwww nnnnniiiiiggggghhhhtttt tttttttooooooo ggggggeeeeettttttt oooooouuuuuuutttt oooooorrrrr IIIIIII wwwwwwiiiiiilllll KKKKKKIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL yyyyooooouuuuu!!!*** VE:KILL US? Peach:Yyyyyyeeeeesssss, KKKKKIIIIILLLLLLLLLL yyyyyyooooouuuuu**** VE:Ok, we will leave Peach:Yyyyyyyyooooooouuuuuu'dddddd bbbbbbbbbeeeeetttttttttteeeerrr oooorrrr eeeellllsssseeee...rrrrrreeeeemmmmmeeeeemmmmbbbbbeeeeerrrr, tttttttooooooommmmmmmooooorrrrrooooowwwww nnnnnnniiiiiiiggggghhhhhtttttt...***** Translation: *Get out **This is my castle and I say get out ***Tell your friends they have untill tomorrow night to get out or I will KILL you ****Yes, KILL you *****You'd better or else...remember, tomorrow night... --- It's not that I'm racist, it's just that you're different. "Is your train of thought always this dark and vacant?"~ME |
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