Dear Diary,
This past week was spring break and I had lots of fun. I went to this nations capital (thats washington dc) and also to New York. In DC we(Mark, Dan, Clif, and Bolles) went to the museums and the mall, which I came to find out that it is not a mall, but a huge open space with nothing in it, quite boring if I do say so myself. The museums and the monuments were cool to look at and I had fun hanging out with the guys and Clifs mom. In New York we (minus Clif) went to the City and hung out in Marks hometown. We also hung out with Marks family and let me tell you something his sisters are going to be HOT. When I came back to calvin I found out that I have a new wallmate. His name is Blair, Chad died in a car crash and he is replacing him. He is Chads cousin and looks just like him minus the beard. I don't really now if I like him, he is kinda bossy and calls me Jeff. My name is Smalls. I miss Chad.
Love,
Smalls

Dear Diary,
It has been a while since I have last written you, I hope that you are not made and will find it in your heart to forgive me. Just some news for you to ponder on is that Ben B. broke up with his girlfriend, I have found a new roommate for next year, you may know him, Clif is his name, and the latest news is that March Madness has just started and everyone but Mike is excited. March Madness is a time where everyone roots for a team that they have never heard of or don’t know anyone on the team, gotta love it.
Also spring break is just a day away and I am going to go this fine nations capital, D.C. It is going to be awesome. Chad compared me to Timmer today and then he said that is wasn’t a very good comparison because the only way we are the same is that we dig through other peoples draws. People keep saying that I am small, but I think that I am getting bigger and I think that my name should be changed to Kinda Small. Maybe not, but it is good idea right. I hope you have a good spring break Diary I know I will.
Love,
Smalls

2.26.04

Dear Diary,
The power suite wasn't so sweet according to one person. So we had to
take it down, much to the dismay of others. I have totally lost intrest
in mario party five, and now most people have come to love Zelda even
Dave who said he would never play the game. A new craze is sweeping the
floor called The Sims. Ryan rented the game and most people have become
addicted to it already. I wonder what we happen when he returns it. We
finally got our floor beanies, and its about time. Ya know what bugs me
sometimes when people who don't live on this floor want to be treated
like they do. Take for instance Timmer. He keeps a box in my room just
so he can leave his stuff here. And one night, well the details are
just to graphic to write down. I just wish that kid would stop hanging
out here all the time, If you met him you know what Im talking about.
Love 
Smalls

note: for those of you who have become increasingly annoyed with smalls' vagueness he is referring above to an instance where jon timmer expressely kissed smalls on the cheek.

2.11.04

Dear Diary, 
Ya know how I said that I was going to write everyday, well I am no very
good at keeping my word. A week has past since my last entry. I guess I
have been kinda busy by doing nothing. By nothing I mean:
Playing Mario Party 5, Mike finally made it to 1 million and we have
seemed to lose interest in the game we have a new game, The Legend of
Zelda collectors edittion. I got this game in the mail for Free. Free
stuff is good. And now that is all we ever play. I don't mind I love
Zelda. Most people don't, and I think what is wrong with them. The last
thing I have been doing is powersweeting with Dave and Mike. It has
been working good. We all sleep in one room and hang out in the other.
I also have been doing the boring stuff homework, going to class, stuff
like that. I hope it is not another week before I write again.

Love
Smalls

P.S. I added that last part about school just in case my mom reads
this.

12.17.03

Dear Diary
I actually went to the right exam today. It was very easy. I love sitting around and doing nothing. I hate writing papers. Unless it is a easy paper to right. But an easy paper to write is going to be hard to find at Calvin. I love when the food service gives out free stuff. Yet is it really free if you have to pay for it. Well they gave out exam treats. It was really lovely. I have my last exam tommorrow, so I have to study. I realized how crazy Dave is today, he gave us a hint to his computers password. Then we almost figured it out so he changed it. He is almost as crazy as Mark B. I am writing this in the morning. Last night Ryan got a bucket of water puored on him. It was awesome. To bad Matt told Ryan that I was in on the plan. Ryan is so pissed.  He'll get over it. 
Love
Smalls

12.16.03

Dear Diary
I am very stupid. I thought I had my political science exam today, and I studied for it last night. So I woke up, did my normal thing, then went to my political science class. When I got there I didn't know any one in there. So then I remembered that I actually had a Spanish 
exam today. I quickly rushed over there and took it. I also didn't finish my workbook in that class. Then I played Dreamcast. How come Dreamcast was so dumb back then and so cool now. Some things just puzzle me. Like how we can play Mario Party 5 for 5 hours and not get sick of it, but when it comes to studing we complain after 5 minutes. That is what happened to me today. I can't wait to be done on thursday. balu-balup! 
Love
Smalls

12.15.03

Dear Diary
Sleeping is great. I sleep in every chance I get. Hence I have only gone to breakfast once this year. Then I had those awesome circle pizzas for lunch. Commons line 2 is the best on mondays. The best. I had my religion exam and I thought I did pretty good, yet everytime I think I do good I do awful, and when I think I to bad I do good. Go figure. Doing nothing is great until you find out that you should be doing something. Today that happened to me I should have studied, O well. Have you ever noticed how some people get pretty strange during exams. If you haven't look for those people and tell them their strange. If you're having trouble look at Dave for an example of what strange actually is. Tommorrow is another exam and an early one too. I will probaly take a nap after that. Mmmmm, Naps!
Love
Smalls

12.14.03

Dear Diary
I hate getting up early, it is like kissing your sister. I wouldn't mind that acually if I had Ryan's sister. I had to get up early for church, but after church I took a nap. I love naps. In high school it was considered uncool to take naps, but here it is the norm. Today, we caught Saddam writing romance novels, I mean that is what he was doing when we caught him. I wasn't feeling the greatest today, but then my mom gave me some pills. They were like liquid gold. I tried studying a lot and tried to avoid playing mario party 5 today, both attempts failed. I studied a little, but not enough. Is it just me or does the cafe serve fries at every meal. It seems so. That is OK, I love fries and that is probaly the only thing you can count on to be good. I hope I do good on my exams, they also are like kissing your sister.
Love
Smalls

Dear Diary 
Today was a good day. I got up at 9 and went to breakfast. After breakfast, I went back to bed. I do enjoy breakfast but sleeping is better and I will never go to breakfast again. At noon I went to lunch and then played Mario Party 5 against my will (JK). I played that for the next four hours. I am pretty sure that Mike and Terry are addicted and that they are going to fail all their exams. I asked Chad why he doesn't have a girlfriend and he said he didn't know. Then I attended my Root Christmas Party. I got a sweatshirt and $25 to target. Those to things will come in very handy. I love Christmas. It is the best holiday of them all. I hate when people sleep in my room besides Chad and Ryan. He sleeped in my room last night. Sometimes he talks in his sleep. It is funny. I never saw my roommate today. I think he is addicted to Basketball. That is OK. It is better than being addicted to Mario Party 5, or is it. 
Love 
Smalls 

12.12.03

Today was not a very productive day. I thought about getting up at 8 and going to breakfast, but I never did and I slept til noon again. Lunch was again good. After lunch, I tried to study. I got a little work done but I was not doing a very good job. Dinner was at knollhole, and I hate eating their, except dinner wasn't aweful like normal. After dinner I tried studing some more but then gave in to watch my pistons lose for their forth straight game. Darko did score his first point though. After the pistons it was more Mario Party 5. We played that til about (abut for you canadians) 1:30. Mario Party was a good time. Way more fun than studying. I hope I don't play all day tommorrow too. Well that was my day. I hope tommorrow is a better one.
Love 
Smalls

12.11.03

Dear Diary
Today was a pretty boring day. I slept in til about noon. People were playing Mario Party 5 in my room until at least 5. I went to sleep at 3 though. I went to lunch, and I thought that it was good. They had fries and phillis cheese steak sandwhiches. After that I attended my last
spanish class. During class I had to ask my partner if he liked little boys. He said no. I am really glad he said no, otherwise I might have to call him, Micheal Jackson. HA, Ha, HA! After spanish I had to return some books to the library, and give my professor my lab pages because I forgot to bring them! After that we played Mario Party 5 for a couple hours than we went to the feildhouse to my free knight club T-shirt. After getting my cool shirt I went to dinner. Dinner was awesome. They had their Christmas dinner. I loved it. At five-thirty I left for
stacie's apartment to help her move. Traffic was terrible on the highway. I finally arrived at her apartment and for the next 6 hours I helped her move. She has a lot of stuff. It wasn't fun. She gave me a chair and Grandopoly(the Grand Rapids version of Monopoly). I came back here and lost at poker. I don't like losing money. Then I went to sleep. 
Love 
Smalls

Dear Diary,
Today I woke up at 8:30. I then took a shower and got ready for class. Chad was sleeping in Ryan's bed and I told him to get up and he said, "You're crazy, Smalls!" Chad has said some pretty mean things but I know he didn't mean this. He was just talking in his sleep, AGAIN! I went to my last religion class and 9:00. Ya know those teacher evalution forms that you fill out, well I have a confession to make, I lied on it. The question about teacher enthusaism, I put that she had good enthusaism, when in reality she had excellent enthusaism. I feel so bad. I also skipped chapel today, I am such a hethen. At 10:30, I went to my last political science class. I felt like sleeping, but the instructer kept looking at me, he is freaky, I'm glad that class is done. I also hate walking across the beltline. Do they think I have as much energy as I did in high school. Thanks to walking I am not going to put on my freshman 15. At 11:30, I attended my last history class. It was boring. At 12:30, I ate lunch with Ryan at Commons, we both had pizza. 1:30 I have spanish and it was not my last class (single tear). I have one more tommorrow, and then I am done! After spanish I spent some time playing GTA in Mark and Dan's room. They are such cool and weird guys at the some time. Then at about 4:00, me and Ryan rented Mario Party 5. But we told Dave that we took it from his house, he called his house and chewed out his little brother. It was awesome. Then we told he to study! I was the second person to eat dinner at commons only to Mike. Argh! Speaking of Mike, his is really good at Mario Party 5.  After dinner, a bunch of people played Mario Party 5 and in fact are still playing. That was my day, I'll talk to ya tommorrow.
Love,
Smalls