So It Begins
Finally, I waited for a while for access to making a webpage that kicks almost as much ass as the best page in the universe, and now I have it. Dreamweaver has worked pretty well so far, I haven't had to use fuckin code in a notepad, which is good cause I'd have to take time to learn it, I don't have time to learn code, I needed a kick ass web page right away! Well, anyway, Dreamweaver works ok, but theres one thing that defies all logic in this goddamn program. You can't fuckin space more than once between words! What if maybe you want space between your links? Or maybe you want to indent a paragraph manually cause you don't have time to push some fancy button that does it for you? Sure, they probably buried some way to do it under loads of menus, but I'm not gonna go on a fuckin safari through your goddamn program to find it!
I think companies do this on purpose, just to piss you off and make you think you need training. See, if you get pissed off enough, you just might go buy one of those training manuals, then the company milks even more money out of you. It's how America works. You buy one thing, then you need accessories for it, and maybe even accessories for the accessories! I think a company meeting would go something like this:
Boss: "Carl, how's our newest marketing strategy coming along?"
Carl: "Just fine sir, we've created a toaster that contains 60 different variable settings for the ultimate toasting experience. Also, for those who may not understand our 2 page long manual included with the product, we have created a 200 page help guide that you can buy as well.
Boss: "Good, anything else coming along?"
Carl: "Why yes sir, since there are so many pages in our help guide, we also have a handy electronic bookmark, it, of course, has 10 different settings. Also, should the consumer become confused, we are also selling a handy 150 page help guide!"
You get the picture. Those sons of bitches just wanna start a buying paradox that you can never escape. This is the way America works. America thrives on idiots, falling into a buying paradox of pointless things just because they sound "cutting edge" (hence the 60 setting toaster). I think I should become President, I'd make it so that companies had to make products so incredibly simple an autistic kid could use them. Thus, forcing technology to advance and bringing us one step closer to destroying the Earth.
Back, for all you lazy bastards who cant use the manual one