Damn Japs Aren't Over It Yet
Ok, so everybody knows what we did to the Japanese right? If you don't, you don't deserve to be looking at my web site. And we all know what Japanese cartoons are like right? It is my theory, that the Japanese aren't done fighting America yet. Think about all the cars we're driving in "America". What kind of car are you driving now? Here's a list of popular car companies:
Honda
Toyota
Mitsubishi
Nissan
Mazda
Suzuki
Subaru
Isuzu
Is your car on there? Then the Japanese have gotten to you, selling you one of their cars. I bet you're thinking "But Dan, who cares about cars? I mean, it's not like they're corrupting my mind". You're an idiot. That's not the point, the point is, the Japanese are starting with cars, soon they'll move on to other products, in the near future, it'll become hard to find American made products. Soon there will be so many Japanese products out there that they will basically control our food supply, and if they control our food supply, THEY CAN CONTROL US! Now, as for your mind being corrupted, that's what those damn "Japanimation" shows are for. Almost every child watches at least one, and then, the Japanese come out with a collectable game to go along with the show. Thus, earning more profits for their greedy war driven country, and also convincing the children that the Japanese are cool. If the children trust the Japanese, then they will not notice the gradual change in America as more and more Japanese products show up. They may even want to get a job at a Japanese animation studio, or making Japanese games, thus, increasing the Japanese labor force, and decreasing America's. Also, while I was writing this, the program kept shutting down due to a sudden "fatal error", I think it's the Japanese, they're spying on me and know that I'm on to them.