Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Blink if you're horny.
Hey, why don't we go behind a rock, and get a little boulder?
Is your father a terroist? Cause you're da bomb!
The only reason I'd kick you out of bed, was so I could make love to you on the floor.
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but didn't you want to kiss me?
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Wanna go halves on a bastard?
Has anyone ever told you that your legs go up and make a perfect ass of themselves?
I hear voices .... and they don't like you.
How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine?
If I spread Preparation H on you, will you shrink down and become less irritating?
Do you want people to accept you for who you are, or do you want them to like you?