Linwood Seales – sells Yellow Pages advertisements in Tuscaloosa.

Keith Myers – took early retirement from middle management position at Huntsville tobacco processing

plant; now touring the west with his wife in their Winnebago.

Rumeal Robinson – probation officer in Mobile; questioned recently by NCAA regarding potential

relationship with Tennessee basketball program, to which he has sent several recent recruits.

Emmett Lewis – former McDonald's drive-thru captain and two-time Employee-of-the-Month, resigned in

Derek Downs – Consumer Marketing Director with Ebony Magazine.

Martin Salley - Georgia state trooper; always wears sunglasses, even at night; profiles New Yorkers.

Ricky Warwin - on methadone maintenance, Columbus, Georgia.

Monroe Douglas – a Louisville AAU coach, now a member of Queon Kirksey’s entourage.

Steffond Stalls - real estate agent in Lexington (KY) area, where he enjoys tremendous business success

secondary to the God-like status given former Wildcat basketball players there.

Oval Miller - since 1990 gubernatorial appointment, the Louisiana State Treasurer.

Darren Guest - LSU Athletic Director.

Lyndon Little - curator of the six "Portrait Rooms," shrines in The KaneDome honoring the greatest of LSU

stars.

Dwayne Rainey – returned to restaurant business after losing bid for 4th term as Oxford mayor.

Wes Brow – owns a butcher shop in Memphis’ red light district; gonorrhea once, trichinosis twice, since ’86.

Danny Cole - Social Studies teacher and varsity basketball coach at Booneville (Mississippi) H.S.

Derrick Jackson – career Marine, stationed in Beaufort, SC.

Kevin Butler - used car salesman in Clarkville, Tennessee; running for city council.

Veltra Dawson – ran out of college eligibility in 1977; has remained near campus since, where he continues

to weigh his options.

Willie "Moonshine"Still - blinded by bathtub gin in the late 80’s, but still lives in the Tennessee mountains,

and still gets his corn from a jar.

Jeff Coil - world-acclaimed New Orleans architect, whose projects include The KaneFoundation

Building in Baton Rouge, KaneTowers in New Orleans, and The Governor’s Palace in Baton Rouge.

Larry Rembert - TV weatherman in St Louis.

Terry Rupp – correctional officer in Finchburg, Alabama.

Scott Manley – anarchist in Possum Flats, Alabama.

Terry Joiner – assistant coach with NBA’s Detroit Pistons, for whom he played for 6 years in early 80’s.

Bo Black - delivers for UPS; very happy in Houston, Texas.

Chris McGee – mayor of Possum Flats, Alabama; quite weary of Scott Manley.

Dylan Howard – retired in 1995 after long and productive professional career, with 11 years spent in NBA.

Isaac Chase - former Florida head coach resigned in 1995; currently a member of Queon Kirksey’s

entourage.

Damon Terry – except for one 10-day NBA contract, spent his entire 15 year professional career in Israel,

where he is now a coach of Tel-Aviv Maccabbe.

Winfred Case – drugs and alcohol derailed a promising professional career, spent predominantly in Italy;

currently, a counselor at a Lexington (KY) drug rehab center.

Todd Wolfe - head basketball coach at Murray State; interviewed for top job at Kentucky in 1995; probably

not a serious candidate for the job, which went to Bob Boyd.

Terrell Church - successful wholesale dealer of cellular telephones and accessories, Meridian, Mississippi.

Kannard Johnson - appointed Mayor of New Orleans by Governor Kane in 1998.

Cedric Neal - owner of "Neal Construction, Inc", a government contractor which has gotten all major

state highway projects under the current governor's administration; a multimillionaire.

Roosevelt Reese - controversial, but ultra-successful, sports agent, representing nearly every former LSU

Mississippi Banks - noted sports psychologist and author of the self-help book, "The Positivity of

Positiveness"; consulting team psychologist for LSU, and several NBA teams.

Andre Goode – manages small, family-owned motel along Route 19 in western Mississippi; HBO and

JuanicusTV in every room.

Hunter McDonald – owner/operator of "Oh Yeah!" an adult magazine and video store in downtown Jackson.

Tyrus Brooks - paranoid schizophrenic; won't leave his house in Columbia, Tennessee.

Joel Cohen - recently opened "Oy Vay!," an adult Jewish book and adult video rental store in Miami.

Henry Carr - hangs out on front porch in Selma, Alabama; sweats alot.

Count Williams - retired NBA star; invested poorly; suing his former agent.

Andra Davis – tattoo artist in Birmingham.

Chris Mohr – running for mayor of Gadsden, Alabama; hoping that having invented the internet and being

the inspiration for "Love Story" will help mayoral bid.

Grady Green - analyst on Florida Gator's radio broadcasts.

Jacques Plante - chiropractor in Quebec City.

Jerome Childs - served two short prison terms for petty crimes; no known jobs.

Orlando Graham - slices onions at large Kentucky Fried Chicken distribution plant outside Atlanta;

slices up to 1500 lbs of onions per day.

Elijah Pate - youth recreation director in Gulfport, Mississippi.

Ty Nealy - valet parking attendant at 'Chez Kane', a 5-Star New Orleans restaurant, making $3.40 per

hour, plus tips.

Terry McSwain - whereabouts unknown.

Derrick Cooley - valet parking attendant at 'Chez Kane', a 5-Star New Orleans restaurant, making

$300,000 per year, plus tips.

Horace Grant - 1996 gubernatorial appointee to Louisiana state Supreme Court; first Supreme Court

justice in state history without a law degree.

Gordon Houston - junior high gym teacher and basketball coach, Odessa, Texas.

Jay Teagle - an executive with NBA's Player Relations office.

Dujuan Walker - following a long and successful NBA career, now the color commentator on Washington

Wizards TV games.

Levi Middlebrooks - hospital pharmacist in Monroe, Louisiana.

Kerry Hammonds – salesman at a posh Nashville men's store; now spells his name "Kerri" and dots his ‘i’

with a smiley face.

Darwin Boyd - hard times after brief attempt at professional basketball career; currently in Chatanooga

where he "will work for food or cash."

Weegie Norris - since documenting he is 1/16th Piqout Indian, has worked as Blackjack dealer at Casino on

Piquot reservation in Connecticut.

David Johnson - translator at UN.

Larry White - Dermatologist at Johns Hopkins, specializing in back and shoulder acne.

None.

Valentino Robinson - after solid 9-year NBA career and short stint in Germany, bought a 7-Up bottling

plant in Birmingham.

Trevor Trimpe - does maintenance for mobile home park outside Selma, Alabama.

Sanford Brooks- stormy professional career spanned 15 years in Europe, the WBL and the GBL, never lasted

a full year with one team, and never made it to the NBA.

Rodney Black - former assistant to coach Hugh Durham at Georgia; unable to find college coaching position

since Durham's firing; currently, a member of Queon Kirksey’s entourage.

Shelton Smith – retired after 13 year NBA career with Spurs; lost millions in 1998, due to bad advice from a

portfolio manager with KaneFinancial.

Stanley Wright - very happy living in Belgium, where he chose to stay after 12 year pro career.

Mike Collins - vice principal and basketball coach at a junior high school in Louisville.

Garde Thompson - recently named assistant by Kentucky coach Bob Boyd.

Antoine Arnold – sat on the bench next to Horace Grant at LSU in late 70’s; now, since a 1998 gubernatorial

appointment, sits on The Bench next to Grant.

Amp Davis – retired in 1996 after Hall of Fame NBA career with Dallas Mavericks; retirement deal included

Melton Macklin - owns several Baton Rouge area banks; active in T McKinley Children's Charities.

Herman Hill – now in 8^th year as head basketball coach at Harvard.

Mark Schroeder – unassuming Sheriff of Jackson County, Mississippi, now a reluctant hero following his

shooting of Scooby Skipper during a London standoff in July, 2000.

Ontario Jones - security officer at one of Mel Macklin’s banks in Baton Rouge.

JJ Camp - hangs out on the corner of 5^th and Main, in Knoxville, 18 hours a day.

Puntis Wilson – hangs out on the corner of 8^th and Main, in Knoxville, 18 hours a day.

Otis Estes – captain of legendary 1980 SEC Champions honored by Knoxville City Council in 1996

Kenny Douglas – basketball coach, JV football coach, and history teacher at high school power in inner city

Collin Murray – wrapped up long NBA career with Pacers in 1996; now Indiana’s assistant director of

basketball operations.

Byron Larkin – salesman at Nissan dealership in Huntsville; displays wall-sized picture of himself guarding

Amp Davis in his showroom.

Warren Coolidge – back home in LA as assistant coach and guidance counselor at Carver High.

Duane Gunne – in and out of prison since 1981 rape conviction stemming from incident at 1981 SEC

Donnell Harper - member of New York City Transit Police.

Elgie Warren – dedicated trumpet player in Bessemer, Alabama; had worked himself to 2^nd trumpet in the

Wendall Winters - salesman for beer distributing company in Jacksonville, Florida.

L.G. Briggs – mad scientist, working out of his basement in Port St. Lucie, Florida.

Emory Aaron – BellSouth regional manager in Atlanta; owns season tickets to NBA’s Atlanta Hawks; not sick

of hearing "We Will Rock You" or "Start Me Up."

Omar Rocke – a free man despite now admitting to the 1997 murder of a New Orleans cab driver; key

Kip Eno – whereabouts unknown.

LeRay Davies – falsely accused of 1997 homicide in New Orleans; convicted because of planted, tainted,

misplaced and confused evidence from the inept Louisiana Crime Lab; conviction later overturned .

Aubrey James - long professional career, mostly in Europe, now finished; lost what little money he had saved

due to bad investments by a KaneFinancial portfolio manager in 1998.

Edgar "Dunkin’" Hines - director of indoor fireworks at KaneDome (introductions of LSU starters).

Darius Clemons - bumbling misfit for whom Jon Kane has been unable to find a suitable position within the

Lester Gill – lost during tour through KaneDome Visitors Center in July; presumed dead.

Raynard Pope – minister-turned-activist-turned-politician; organizing a march on Washington, DC for

October to raise awareness of the growing threat of double reverse discrimination.

Frank Sowinski - teamed with brother Hank to win three World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champion-

ships in the mid-80’s; experienced a falling out with Vince McMahon in 1988.

Gerald Jones - hospital administrator in Cincinnati.

Devi Parks - puppeteer at T World.

Carlton Cooper – former head coach at Florida; electrocuted in kiddie pool in Gainesville, 1997.

Bugar Jones - short-order cook at a Nashville diner; enjoys great success with the ladies by telling them he's

T McKinley.

Brett Burrow - successful rural Tennessee trial lawyer.

Rickey Crutcher - enjoying retirement after ACL injury ended nice 9-year career with Pistons.

Terrance Greene – former air traffic controller in Dallas, now plagued by anxiety disorder and insomnia.

Virgil Harris - immigration lawyer in Miami.

Lamont Skill - articulate college basketball analyst for ESPN, now doing some studio work as well.

Vernon Miller - surgeon at Vanderbilt Medical Ctr, specializing in gender reassignment surgery.

Ethan Robertson – still collects NFL pension, following short career with Seattle Seahawks.

Grant Long - assistant basketball coach, under Gary Caplan, at Ohio State University.

Kurt Powell - TV evangelist in central Florida.

Harlen Graham - color commentator on local cable TV for Georgia's home basketball games.

Dannielle Austin - former patient of Dr Vernon Miller.

Henrick Waters - horse trainer in Lexington.

Torin Henry – retired in ’94 after noble NBA career capped by an NBA Championship with Spurs in ’92,

Mitchell Lee - recently left his job (public relations) at The KaneFoundation to become Executive

Director of T McKinley's Children's Charities.

Detroit Cooley - one of several executive vice presidents at KBS (KaneBroadcasting); no real

responsibilities, but has office on top floor of high-rise, and loves to play with buttons on the

telephone, use the office intercom system, and ride the elevators.

Marquis Miller - never got more than a 10-Day contract with NBA, but had nice 10-year career in Greek

league; curently a real estate developer in Oxford (Mississippi) area.

Hersey Hawkins - popular local businessman in Oxford; also has own evening sports call-in show on

local radio station, and does color commentating on Ole Miss basketball games.

Robert Barnes - teamed with friend LaDrell Noble to start one of most successful retail bookstores in

America; sold out early and failed to realize significant profits.

Vinnie Del Negro - recently opened Memphis' first Italian soul food restaurant.

Nino Lyons - contracts with Baskum County in northeastern Mississippi to pick up all road-kill on

county roads; also owns small restaurant, "Nino's Country Cookin'."

Dante Woods – whereabouts unknown, but his 1980 SEC Championship ring recently turned up on eBay.

Kenny Battle – pleaded guilty in 1995 to numerous charges ranging from drug to firearm possession; serving

10 years at federal correctional institute in Texarkana, Arkansas; Inmate-of the-Month, November,’98.

Dennis Whiteman - in wrong place at the wrong time when he was lit on fire during Rodney King racial

riots in East Central LA, 1992.

Neville Holmes- played 8 years in Greek league; now coaching JV team in Huntsville.

Gary Lietman – veteran of Pro Bowlers' Tour; first tour victory in Toledo in 1999.

Kennell Jones - trains and houses show dogs in Montgomery, Alabama.

Jonathan Brown - founding partner in the New England law firm of Brown, Rudnick, Freed & Gesmer.

Rubin Reed - lives in mobile home northwest of Pensacola; out the night the tornado struck.

Luther Watts - works for small pest control outfit in Orlando.

Fitzhuh Chance – developed and marketed "Billy, The Large Mouth Bass" (the singing fish mounted on a

wall plaque that sold thousands in Kentucky); now living off the royalties.

Jerome Cousins – still playing professionally in Spain; now limited minutes in that country’s B league.

Ira Hayes - returned to Arizona reservation after college and struggled with alcohol dependence until his

death in 1985.

Ulyses Utley - play-by-play voice of LSU basketball; host and producer of "LSU Primetime," "Kane's

Cameron Brown – 16 year NBA mega-superstar with the Nets; now stays at his home off exit 15A, counting

his money.

Lincoln Parks - Louisiana State Transportation Secretary (1988 gubernatorial appointee).

Wardell Leonard – returned to Oxford last fall and completed work for his degree, as promised to Coach

Bob Maxfield in 1983.

Roderick Watson - well liked golf pro at predominantly white country club in Memphis; still scarred,

literally and figuratively, from fiery 1994 golf cart accident.

Slim Duncan - magician in Reno.

Todd Walker - Utah jazz scout.

Donnie Brown - modestly successful crime novelist; last two books dealt with the assassination of a

(fictitious) southern Governor, and terrorists' destruction of a (fictitious) prominent southern

university athletic shrine.

Dredrick Irving - shot dead by opponent in LA pickup game in 1987, in argument over foul call.

Gunther Weife - assistant coach of Germany's national women's team.

Desmond Jones - owns a barrow in the market place; lets the children lend a hand.

Willie Irons – vice president of Nashville bank.

Chauncey Scott - tobacco lobbyist in Washington, DC.

Frankie Hall – The Almighty Dupere for his own computer basketball league, in Mobile, Alabama.

Eldridge Carter - played several years of professional ball in Germany and Spain, but never more than a

10-Day contract in the NBA.

Vernon Tate - retired from basketball after 6 years in English 2nd division; married an English girl (1990)

and has remained in England, where he works in an American sporting goods store.

Kevin Glenn – long NBA career spent with New York and Minnesota, and characterized my moodiness and

selfishness, ended last year.

Marlon Vaughn - drives a delivery truck for a Selma, Alabama furniture company.

Archie Bishop – ordained minister and founder, Archie Bishop Ministries; scintillating performance at the

Owen-Fergy wedding at Westminster Abbey has done wonders for the ministry.

Harris Maxfield – 10^th grader in Springfield, Vermont.

Eddie Bell – completing a 12-year sentence for manslaughter after drunkenly driving over 5-year old

girl who was playing with her "T" doll in her front yard.

Sebastian Banks – exact whereabouts unknown; believed to be somewhere in the desert southwest, or perhaps

in Queon Kirksey’s entourage.

Dwan Porter - government bureaucratic desk job in Gainesville; has mastered the art of transferring calls

and "accidentally" hanging up on callers.

Odessa Turner - went to Sudan to visit best friend Igi Abu in 1989, and has never returned from Africa;

briefly, a flight attendant with Air Zimbabwe; currently, a Samali warlord.

Cedric Mack - owns Columbus, Georgia-based trucking company.

Vinnie Warren – sold Vin's Full Service Car Wash last fall, then bought Jon Kane’s boyhood home in New

Luther Tutt - driver for Atlanta meat-packing company; earns extra money on weekends appearing at

children's parties in one of several costumes he owns; most children choose Barney, T McKinley

or Big Bird.

Garrett Gabriel - struggling actor in Hollywood; looking for acting parts while waiting tables.

Roman Nelson - struggling actor waiting tables in Hollywood; lives with best friend Garrett Gabriel;

Steve Powell – venture capitalist in Chicago; researched Wardrounds.com, but invested instead in

Archie Bishop Ministries.

Benjamin Franklin - winding up 10 year career as back-up PG, first in Philly (8 years), now in Utah;

career marked by moodiness and inconsistency.

Maurice Gaynor - first year head basketball coach at Georgia Tech.

D'Wayne Tanner - phenomenally successful Rap artist "Grand Mo Slam," with chart-topping singles

Reggie Floyd – Postmaster General of Louisiana.

Derkie Leach - marketing strategist with "T McKinley Enterprises"; developed T Toothpaste and T Juice, as

well as the three flavors of T Ice Cream: "Chaka Chip", "Horace Coffee" and "Vanilla King."

LaFayette Beecher – hypnotist in Biloxi.

Scott Humphries - assistant basketball coach under Bob Maxfield at Mississippi; also owns several

"Weight Watchers" franchises in and around Oxford.

Rodney Henderson - assistant to father at Arkansas A&M.

Issy Washington - "Black Jesus," the Nuggets’ razzle-dazzle PG for 12 years, remains one of the city’s

favorites, in his current roll as the Nuggets’ Assistant to the General Manager.

Hank Sowinski - WWF career cut short after being maimed by adult gorilla during feature bout at

Wrestlemania XIII.

Ken Bruce – popular Winnipeg zamboni driver was shot and killed during the Scalzitti Massacre in Sicily,

summer of 1998, while serving as the team’s bus driver.

Keiron Bigby - co-owner of "E-Z-Do Pawnshop and Check Cashing", in downtown Knoxville.

Roland Royce – JRS (Jewelry Relocation Specialist), contracting with EZ-Do Pawn Shop.

Cesar Fernandez – SRS (Stereo Relocation Specialist) with EZ-Do Pawn Shop.

Leland Jeffries – cashes government assistance checks at EZ-Do.

Tom Boring - teaches English literature at prestigious Nashville prep school.

Jimmy Glover - struggling actor with little work before or since he was immortalized in a series of Bud Light

commercials in 1993 in which he delivered the line "Yes I am!"

Josh Gilbert - referee working Big Sky Conference games.

Julius Edwards - still hangs out around on campus; hasn’t missed a party in 20 years.

Keith Gavin - tours with Marathon Oil team, playing exhibitions against all comers.

Trevor Roe - Bell South representative, selling cellular phones.

Raymond Means - serving a five–year sentence on charges of theft, forgery and fraud, in connection with

bogus real estate deals which bilked several former SEC players out of thousands of dollars.

Trey Willis – retired after 4 years of losing with Washington Generals (the Globetrotters’ perpetual victims)

and bought out Vin’s Full Service Car Wash.

Igi Abu - returned to Sudan; a village leader; everyone looks up to him.

Huey Hinkle - making decent money with his own 900 psychic phone line (correctly predicted Dennis

Whiteman would be lit on fire and that Glen Sedoris would be crushed by a throne.)

Gerald Rice – assistant coach under Norm Sloan at Florida.

Neil Rivers - ballhandling magician a member of Harlem Globetrotters since 1989.

David Fair – indispensable PR director for Tennessee basketball program; successful campaigns include

Milton Ross - still growing, now 7'9".

Marcus Payne - sales rep for Adidas, living in Athens, Georgia.

Mike Kerr - assistant coach with the NBA’s Charlotte Hornets; interviewed for Maverick’s head job in ’99.

Andre Ware - Ware-abouts unknown.

Major Harris – saxophonist/songwriter/recording artist whose career has seen a major resurgence since the

early 90’s; played at Clinton’s 1996 inaugural ball.

Jarvis Reddy – oldest active SEC graduate still playing in NBA; now in 16^th season, all with Phoenix.

Rocen Keeton - married heiress to the Famous Amos Cookie estate; has got it made.

Charles Unger - delivers for Domino Pizza, in Jackson.

Wes Del - field rep for Nike, working Gulfport area.

Wilbur Grimes - sports memorabilia collector in Columbia, South Carolina; recently bought his second

Amp Davis rookie card, in mint condition.

Nigel Clay - 7-year NBA career ended in 1992; has returned home to Ocala, Florida, where he has invested in

several restaurants and shopping malls.

Chris Ennis – only living graduate of Tennessee basketball program; featured on "That’s Incredible."

Rod Grosse – parlayed two successful years on the Professional Bass Fishing Tour into his own TV show:

"Fishin’ Rod" airs Saturdays at 5AM on ESPN2.

Norman Bates– finally convinced by marketing consultant David Fair to abandon the struggling "Norman

Terry Saddler – assistant coach under Bobby Bryant at East Carolina University.

Rodney Peel - professional body builder; steroid distribution charges pending in Florida.

Sam Dowell - found dead in back of a van in Miami; killer and motive never established.

Bobby Parks - head basketball coach at Westinghouse High School in Atlanta, a perennial inner city power.

LaFester Rhodes - playground basketball legend in Miami's tough Bayside neighborhood; plays with a 357

Magnum in his shorts.

Juanray Street – lost in a makeshift raft, trying to get his family from the Florida Keys to Cuba, in 1997;

presumed dead.

Marvin Rudd - suicide victim, 1986.

Theotis Cherry - CBA career ended prematurely by 1990 car accident; now suing for millions of dollars he

claims he would have made in NBA.

Nelison Bender- returned to Georgia for degree in 1991, after brief stint in Greece; now in sales in Athens.

Wallace Ritchie – successful real estate agent in Lexington.

Chris Counts – car salesman in Lexington.

Robbie Hill - in 1992, married the daughter of Georgia Coach Hugh Durham and joined Durham’s staff

Kendrick Short – Executive Vice President of The LSU Channel.

Daric Keys - restricted earnings coach at LSU (i.e., a multimillionaire).

Orlando Mejias - host of Jon Kane's weekly coach's show and LSU highlight shows in Spanish-speaking

countries of South and Central America.

Chester Strand - desk job in Memphis; struggling with Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.

Elvis Taylor - special agent for Drug Enforcement Agency.

Linton Hooper - associate vice president (Sales) with Burger King, Inc, Chicago, Illinois.

Rootin’ Tootin’ Newton– left struggling comedy team with brother Darn Tootin’ in 1997, to join Howie

Undra Johnson - Jackson, Mississippi postal worker recently fired after 9 months on the job; decided

against shooting up the office.

Columbus Beesworth - works for male escort service in Atlanta.

Cornell Cross - spent entire professional career in Germany; returned to States in 1994 and has started a

successful tire business.

Willis Yates – day trader in suburban Memphis; stock portfolio has dropped 40% since January; decided

against shooting up the office.

Dino Zambini - serving 90-year sentence in federal penitentiary for extortion and racketeering (see also,

Guido Zambini, below).

Taveras Keeler – injuries forced retirement from NBA’s Heat in 1998; earned $18 million during NBA

career, including a $3 million bonus in 1995, but retired in 1998 without a penny.

Itchy Smith – lives in Knoxville; chief source of income is millionaire Ernie Scheister, a Knoxville car dealer

and UT booster, whom Itchy calls "Daddy."

Elbert Dickens – antitrust attorney working with the firm of Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz and Dickens,

in Washington, DC, investigating the KaneEmpire.

Ralph Hogge - refrigerator repairman in Houston; his butt crack shows when he bends over.

Pierre White - high school French teacher in Columbia, SC.

Mike Herring - assistant mechanic for KaneOne, Governor Jon Kane’s private jet.

Clayton Hobart - two-time MVP in French pro league, but too soft to ever establish NBA career.

Aaron Dare - in seclusion at gulf shore mansion after testing positive for HIV in 1992.

John Eberling - quit sales job in 1996 to devote full time to managing career of tennis-playing daughter,

then ranked 2nd nationally among 12-and-unders, but now burned out and in drug rehab at age 17;

Clinton Hinton - playing professionally, now in Switzerland.

George Powell - just hanging out, in Mobile, Alabama.

Kenny Robertson - drives for a shipping company in Cleveland.

Damon Ingram - under-assistant financial officer in-training, with Gainesville bank.

Dalton Gates - four children since 1992, mysteriously, all victims if SIDS; currently, employed at Louise

Woodward Daycare, Boston, Massachusetts.

Jerome Young – enjoyed four solid years with NBA’s Kings in early 90’s; now is a successful west coast

KaneOil distributor.

Mark Gadis – assistant coach at Kentucky, where he is gaining respect for development of big men.

Tim Wohl – oral surgeon in Savannah.

Mike Downs – owner of "24 Hour Wicker," Atlanta’s only all-night wicker furniture retailer.

Jimmy Allen - insurance salesman in Lexington; has 11 kids.

Terry Daniels – rocky NBA career, in which he played for 12 coaches on 7 teams in 10 years, characterized

by destructive behavior and unfulfilled potential.

Louis Jackson – assistant coach under Jon Kane at LSU.

Stevie Williams - 3-time NBA scoring champ and perennial all-star with Heat; retired after 2000 season with

Adlai Rudd- after short pro career in Belgium, returned to become Director of Security at The KaneDome.

Oliver Dane – Executive Vice President of KaneBroadcastingSystems, a diversified media and electronic

Sherman Stafford – has several local endorsement deals in Oxford; plays a lot of golf and tennis.

Floyd Risings - head basketball coach at Mississippi Institute of Technology; interviewed for South Carolina

job this summer, which got him a big raise at MIT.

Tyron Ashley – offensive coordinator of the Ole Miss football program.

Foster Lee Witts - editor and publisher of "All You Can Eat", a monthly newsletter outlining all the all-you-

can-eat restaurants in the Starkville area.

Larcel Oliver - hard-working head of Environmental Services at large Jackson, Mississippi hospital.

Duran Robertson – grill chef in Jackson (Miss) VA hospital cafeteria.

Jackson Bok - computer programmer with Strat-O-Matic Game Company, Glen Head, NY.

Tank Sowinski - when last seen, weighed 580 lbs; can't get out of house; subscribes to Foster Lee's newsletter.

Sam Little – freed from a Tennessee prison in March after serving less than half of a four-year sentence on

Erich Jefferson – member of United Autoworkers, Moose Lodge #104 and Alcoholics Anonymous.

Smooth Hammond – quit job in 1996 after mail notification that he was "already a winner" in Publishers’

Clearinghouse Sweepstakes; welfare, petty crimes, two short jail terms since.

Izell Cleckley – abruptly fired from his position of radio play-by-play voice of Tennessee basketball in

January, 1999; work now limited to some voiceovers for the "The T McKinley Cartoon Hour."

Jonas Miles - KaneFoundation Chair of Infectious Disease at Vanderbilt University Medical Center.

Wade Phillips - country lawyer in rural Tennessee; wears designer suits with suspenders and greases back his

hair.

Oren Schaeffer - Georgetown law degree; prosecutor with Maryland attorney general's office.

Barnabas James - back home in St Louis; 4 jobs, 3 wives and 5 kids since college.

Harvey Thompson – promising NBA career, with Lakers, terminated by fatal car crash in 1997.

Malcolm Mackey – turbulent NBA career (leading scorer with Clippers) ended with same fiery LA car crash

that took his former teammate, Thompson.

Garrick Turner - police academy rookie in Montgomery, AL.

Isaac Brothers - morals charges pending after incident at llama's cage at the Memphis Zoo.

Eddie Bryant - cable TV repairman in Decatur.

Stew Cokely – at twilight of a surprisingly long NBA career, spent mostly at end of Cavaliers’ bench.

Bobby Flowers – Memphis food critic still recovering from review of Nino’s Country Cookin’.

Fredrick Irving – still argues the foul call that lead to shooting death of his brother Dredrick.

Dave Kunka – still playing professionally in Italian league; has learned the language and is considering local

business opportunities.

Keswick Joiner - quidditch coach at Durmstrang.

Amos Moses - boorish host of nationally syndicated morning radio talk show, "Amos in the Morning."

Roosevelt Curry - UPS manager in Cincinnati.

Lucius Boone - aspiring Rap artist has been unable to get 1st recording contract: performs under the name,

"Sham D" (which is what he played at Georgia).

Mark Gilbert – commercial real estate investor and developer, Scottsdale, AZ.

Kyle Gonyo - 8-year veteran of the Detroit Tigers’ baseball organization; retired in 1997 after career stalled

at AAA level; now the 3^rd base coach with Martinsville of the Appalachian League.

Jud Beardsley - lumberjack in Montana.

Maurice Cruz - earned spot on roster of Puerto Rican national team; to play in Olympic Games this summer.

T McKinley - founder and CEO of "T McKinley Enterprises, Inc", which include T World (Louisiana theme

park), "The T McKinley Cartoon Hour" (Saturday mornings on KBS), and the T McKinley line of

Warren Peace - first year head basketball coach at UCLA; yet to follow up his critically acclaimed first novel,

"Tolstoy".

Calvin Duncan – well-compensated vice president of T World; with T’s blessings, has shown up for work

four times in four months.

Anthony Epps – 13^th year as KaneDome tour guide.

Titus Wiley - assistant coach at Franklin & Marshall (Div III).

Oru Ice - bag boy at Piggly Wiggly Supermarket, Hamden, Miss.

Mark Zimmer – released in 1996 after 15 year jail term for attempted murder of Hank Sowinski, in jealousy

over playing time; currently living and working in Idaho.

Devin Levy - spent parts of four seasons in the NBA between 1989 and '92, but never developed the

Willie Cutts - recently received shock probation after serving 18 months of a 10 year jail sentence for drug

and weapons charges; back on staff at UT as assistant coach.

Otis Holmes – among early graduates of NBA’s substance abuse program; sober since 1994.

H. Esterbrook Longmaid III - enjoying fruits of family estate, but bored; failed on attempt to become first

American to fly around the world backwards in a hot air balloon.

Tim Boyle - government desk job by day, couch potato by night; now living in Montgomery.

Santana Dotson - has returned home to Miami; battling for leadership of his old gang, one of the largest and

most feared in Miami.

Elliott Hatcher – breeds and trains a vicious breed of aggressive dachshunds, in Selma, Alabama.

Blue Richards – has maintained a factory job since parole from prison in 1996.

Ellis Rae - mail carrier in Selma, Alabama; recently, mauled by pack of dachshunds.

Juda Parks – owns eponymous home appliance store in downtown Auburn.

Kenny Ford – talented clarinetist left The Major Harris Band in 1993 to embark on solo career; break-out

performance was at 1994 New Orleans Jazz Festival, back when it was big (before KaneFest).

Dustin Hester – uninspiring desk job in county government in Grayson, where he has managed to be away

from his desk or on another line for four years (but your call is very important to him).

DeVall Ball - drives a delivery truck for T Bread in Florida’s panhandle.

Illya McGee – assistant coach at South Alabama.

Carrick DeHart - 911 operator in Miami.

None.

Arlandis Rush – 12th year living in Holland, where he plays professionally and enjoys Amsterdam's liberal

drug policies.

Chris Webber – game warden in southern Illinois.

Chaka Chandler – assistant basketball coach under Jon Kane at LSU.

Horace Coffey - on the payroll at T World, but without defined job; being taken care of by best friend,

T McKinley.

Herman Royster - Louisiana state Labor Commisioner.

Dr. Boo Banks - continuing meteoric rise up the Ivy walls of Academia: PhD from Mississippi Institute of

Technology; Nobel Prize for Physics while professor at Ole Miss, and now, recently named Chairman

David Maxfield - head basketball coach at the University of Georgia.

Tremel Murphy – junior faculty at University of Mississippi Dental School.

Darn Tootin Newton – the straight man in the former comedy team of "Rootin Tootin and Darn Tootin

Ed "Colonel" Sanders - tragically killed in 1992 roller coaster accident at T World.

Fenoris Beasley – no job, no income, but great jewelry.

Keenan Carr – played six seasons, and won two championships, in Italy’s first division; currently, serving

final year in Italian prison on drug charges.

LeMuel Haward – continues work toward high school equivalency degree in Knoxville.

Johnny Cat Jones - Academic Coordinator for University of Tennessee basketball program.

Yusef Washington – sells Rolex watches on the streets of New York.

Mike Pomeroy – Chief Legal Council for Dollywood; Clarence Hood’s report of a personal relationship with

Dolly Parton have not been substantiated.

Jimi Holiday - full-time director of a national right-to-life organization.

Jarrett Buggs – free lance writer in Nashville area; recently completed his first book, "LSU Basketball for

Dummies," (2 million copies sold and multiple translations).

Rickey Stephens - enjoying nice NBA career with Portland; 3-time All-Star; All-Star game MVP in 1993.

Cleo Miller - city bus driver in Mobile, Alabama.

Rufus Bones - fled country in 1992 to avoid 12 paternity suits.

Tedman Brown – writer/publisher of a respected recruiting magazine covering southern high school preps.

Johnnie Selvie – runs a profitable limousine service in Orlando region.

Tommy Gaines - construction worker in Savannah, Georgia.

Bill Kenney – recently declared for personal bankruptcy for 2^nd time.

Dave Benoit - unpaid as volunteer assistant at Bethune Cookman, in desperate attempt to break into

coaching.

Bonzie Colson - owner/operator of "Bonzie's Putt-Putt", in Athens, GA; needs a new windmill for the

7^th hole.

Glenson Capers - AAU coach in the Chicago.

Kevin Bradford – financial planner in Lexington area.

Hookie Mann - bass guitarist for fledgling blues band in Chicago; recently featured in a Chicago Blues

publication as an up-and-coming artist.

Craig Conner – briefly broke in beach volleyball circuit in mid 90’s; now a promoter for the tour.

Leodis Lee - 3-time NBA All-Star; 25 ppg scorer with Sixers; most popular athlete in Philadelphia.

Sean Dobbins - returned to Baton Rouge after 9 seasons in NBA; motivational speaker, still thriving on

reputation as "Mr. Clutch."

Adrian West – Louisiana’s Lieutenant Governor.

Hakim Shahid – still productive in 11^th NBA season with Pistons.

Leland Tolan - best player in Japanese’s fledgling professional basketball league for three years; now retired

but fluent in Japanese, having established many lucrative trans-Pacific business contacts.

Byron Earl - Nike field rep negotiating exclusive Nike contracts with major college athletic programs.

Lewis Lambert – SEC Director of Security.

Guido Zambini - recently featured on "America's Most Wanted" for his part in federal racketeering and

extortion charges that have already sent his brother, Dino, to prison.

Willis Webb – former captain of KaneOil tanker which spilled tons of crude oil into the waters off the

Alaskan Coast in July, 1997; now a shrimp boat captain in Gulfport.

Buster Coombs – head basketball coach at his alma mater; winless in 2^nd season; feeling the heat.

Mike Reed – spends days on couch on front porch, sipping a warm beer, smoking a Marlboro, overlooking

two rusted-out Fords on front lawn.

Tim Jones – serving a 6-year sentence in the federal prison in Pensacola, Florida, for a 1998 drug conviction;

fellow inmates are all sick of hearing how he should have been a 1^st Round NBA pick.

Fred Smith – bailed out on failing Jaguar dealership in southern California, battling former business partner

in courts; occasional golf partner of O.J. Simpson.

John Righi – 6th grader in Carmel, Indiana.

Scooter Howe - University of Mississippi graduate student; an experimental subject in Dr. Boo Banks' Nobel

Clarence Hood – writes and publishes the internet-based "Hood Report", a nebulous scandal sheet of rumor

and speculation about the SEC.

Mark Adamo – a commodities trader in Birmingham.

Aswan Alexander – solid NBA starting center for Celtics and, since ’98, Pistons.

James Lee - entry level position with hazardous waste management company.

Morocco Blair - sales clerk at a men's "Big & Tall" store.

Pancho Hitchcock – released from Tallahassee prison in 1997; current whereabouts unknown.

Charlton Goodson - struggling actor in LA; can be seen in 1999 Jambox commercial, being dunked on by

Juvon McGarry.

Lincoln Washington - jockey in Florida.

Jamie Prosser – Baptist minister in Paducah, KY.

Juvon McGarry - despite limited minutes with NBA's Charlotte Hornets, he remains highly marketable, with

his "Jambox" sneaker line, and national endorsement contracts with Mountain Dew and Pizza Hut.

Alton Montgomery – versatile frontcourt performer for LA Lakers; now in 10^th season, a major reason for

team’s success.

Ortez Vandross – his booth, "Shoot Over Ortez," at T World, is now a national landmark, and his

None.

Otis Bowen - believed to be in Montana or Idaho, as part of the Federal Witness Protection Program,

after testifying against the Zambini Brothers.

Regeus Brunson – veteran NBA forward plagued by depression since college days, but coming off productive

season after his Sacramento Kings hired Positivity guru Dr Mississippi Banks to travel with the team.

John Doe – happy to be anonymous, living with wife Jane, in Anytown, USA.

Curtis Bostick – has spent four of the past six years in prison on various charges; working to complete the

"Hooked-on-Phonics" series.

Willie Moss - defected to United States from Iraq in April, claiming to have Iraqi nuclear secrets, which he

Donnell Lumpkin - sentenced in August 1999 to life in prison for the first degree murder of a former SEC

Serge Zweikker - small businessman working out of his home in Cincinnati, from where he runs a mail order

Sam Righi - in 5^th grade in Carmel, Indiana.

Artice Tyson – owns a small Nashville trucking company.

Terrell Church, Jr – executive with local internet service provider on east coast.

Cletus Clark - tours the nation with Athletes In Action, a Christian group playing exhibition games against

college teams.

Marlon Groves - abusing the welfare system in Mobile, Alabama; has not worked since 1993.

Johnnie Benjamin – successfully extorts a couple thousand dollars a month from Roosevelt Reese,

threatening to reveal his financial relationship to the agent while an Auburn underclassman.

Christian M’Bongo - playing professionally in Greece.

Simon Brown - butler at KaneHouse.

Horace Copeland – after brief professional career, played briefly with Hornets and Heat of NBA in 1993, but

now out of basketball and out of work; declined ass’t coaching position offered by Norm Sloan.

Ed Malloy – enjoyed the "Shoot Over Ed" booth at the church bazaar; plans on doing it again next summer.

Louis Stokes - talented New Orleans artist, sculpted the bust of Jon Kane now towering above downtown

New Orleans.

Byron Trash - born-again minister after "seeing the light" during an LSD trip at a Grand Mo Slam

concert at the KaneDome in 1995.

Tim Geer – too slow for NBA, but has enjoyed productive career in English and French leagues.

Jivester Simpkins – turned Dad’s rinky-dink laundry business into a front for the biggest drug dealership on

the southside of Chicago.

Greg Wyatt – standout in Italian league; still working toward another shot at NBA.

Demetrius Beekman - living back at home, with Mom and little brother; no real job.

Lester Bowie - got big guaranteed money in Italy; learning the language and enjoying the culture, has no

plans to pursue jump to NBA.

Lester Jiggetts - spent the year working on the horse farm of a prominent UK alumnus; plans to move on to

selling Chevy's at the dealership of the same UK booster.

Cisco Martinez - suspended sentence for minor cocaine trafficking; now working with US Customs at

Miami International Airport.

Micheal Huger - remains incredibly popular as the first white player to play at LSU during the KaneEra;

barnstorms the state, giving basketball exhibitions, speaking at functions, serving as Grand Marshall

Jarvis Stacey - local legend as former LSU player and top scorer for 2nd division Italian league team in mid-

sized northern Italian city; constantly asked, "Amp good, no?" and "T small, eh?"

Rickey Robinson – appointed mayor of Monroe, by the Governor, in 1998.

Todd Crowe - president of drug testing services company, in Oxford.

Carey Edwards – malpractice attorney in Jackson.

Jerome McDuffie – Knick’s lottery pick in ’91, tore his ACL on opening night of ’96, and never recovered.

Darren McDuffie - cured of leukemia through experimental treatments provided through the Kane

Foundation; graduating in May from Ole Miss with biology degree, with plans for a career in medical research.

Spokane Washington – along with beautiful and charming wife, Tacoma, functions as "professional host" at

Tobias Schifter - back in Isreal, where he is all-star in the professional league and starter on the national

team.

Claudius Johnson – two-time NBA All-Star with Nets, but career plagued by injuries and inconsistency; still

in prime of career and approaching option year on contract, so Nets expect a big year.

Elton Barnes – respected head coach in Greek league, after a successful playing career there.

Cornelius Bouillon - hawks unofficial and unlicensed LSU teeshirts and sweatshirts outside the KaneDome,

year round.

Terrance Chivers - brought to Israel by good friend Tobias Schifter; still the top PG in Israel.

Sedric Veazey – played parts of two seasons with NBA's Pheonix Suns, and then two more in CBA; has never

Hensley Parks – menial jobs and petty crimes since ’92; talks of returning to UT for commemorative

diploma.

Diggity Douglas – former Rhode Scholar returned from Oxford in 1994; made millions with computer

Jerry Willard – journalist for Houston Chronicle; won 1998 Pulitzer Prize for series on the plight of Cajun

peasants working on construction of the Governor’s Palace in Baton Rouge.

Kelvin Lowery – financial consultant, living in Tuscaloosa.

Torian Watkins - million dollar plagiarism suit pending against Grand Mo Slam, claiming Slam’s 1994

double platinum smash hit, "She Ain’t No Ho," was stolen from his unpublished, "Jaqueesha A Ho."

Edgar Best - former Boonseville, SC, chicken farmer is now a highly compensated chicken farm consultant.

Chris Tribble – after 3 months in NBA and 3 years in Europe, a stock broker on Wall Street.

Russ Carver – produces infomercials in Nashville.

Gregg Weiss – annoying machine gun-like laugh after everything he says; co-workers all mock him.

Phil Goodman – owns two coin-operated laundry mats in Jacksonville.

Isaac Hawkins - mercenary in Mongolia.

Thaddeus Hayes – moved to Salt Lake, UT, where he has remained active in Mormon church since his

conversion in 1990; three wives, seven children and one golden lab.

Randolph Jones – whereabouts unknown, even to Randolph.

Curtis Bayne - working in brother's meat packing plant in Tampa.

Johnny Hodges - has overcome drug problems and continues to thrive with NBA’s Chicago Bulls (All-Star

and 20 ppg scorer in ’00).

Clemon Hawley – alumni relations, University of Georgia.

Cleo Barbee – metal worker in Jacksonville area, on strike since January.

Jasper Warren – 8-year pro has made a lot of money as a solid NBA frontcourt reserve, now in Denver.

Mark Redden - graduated with Bachelor's degree in business; now mulling over several offers in sales in the

local Lexington area, where he is a hot commodity.

Woodrow Wright – back home in DC, with Wizards, after stints in CBA and in Europe; has position at

T World waiting for him.

Demetrius McQueen – along with former teammate Ellis Wilson, named superintendent of Shreveport area

Ellis Wilson – recently received coveted Louisiana casino license for Mississippi riverboat, due to float in

summer of 2002.

Victorlus Payne – Executive Director of LSU Hoops Interactive, which includes LSUHoops.com,

Corliss Williamson – returned to given name after brief religious conversion; remains one of the NBA’s best

Billy Bob Wells – while at Ole Miss, a ‘C’ student; currently, President and CEO of Arby’s Restaurants, Charlotte, NC.

Marlo Tarver – while at Ole Miss, a ‘B’ student; currently, regional manager of Arby’s Restaurants in

northwestern Mississippi.

Junior James - while at Ole Miss, worked out a rigorous mathematical proof that the random motion of

Bradley Maxfield – head basketball coach, University of Alabama.

Bennie Manuel – assistant coach at Ole Miss.

Ibraheem Bobatoon – returned to Ivory Coast after college, despite invites to NBA camps; runs a successful

import/export business,

Tom Griste – cybersquatter with domain rights to "Amp.com," "FirstClassProgram.Com." and

"TheAlmightyDupere.com."

Aaron Staples - lives six blocks from The KaneDome; can get four cars on his front lawn on game nights, at

$10 apiece.

John Donnall – assistant coach under Buster Coombs at Mississippi State.

Pat Warren – Starkville TV sports anchor.

Luigi Testovani - has returned to Italy to play professionally, having signed with a first division team; also

taking some classes locally in hopes of learning to speak English.

Snake Vinson – indicted in 1998 on cocaine trafficking charges and pleaded guilty to trying to arrange the

murder of the trial judge and a key witness; in the US Penitentiary in Marion, Illinois, until 2067.

Horace Morrison – 8^th season with NBA’s Lakers; major contributor off NBA Champs’ bench.

Fred Dorque – recent medical school graduate; broke both legs tripping down stairs at diploma ceremony.

Joe Schmeaux – works at the cubicle next to the nephew of a former girl friend of the chief loan officer at the

bank where Kenny Herrell’s sister’s 11^th grade lab partner had a seizure.

Joseph Harris – elementary school in Lebanon, NH.

Mustafa Hoff – voice of Tinky Winky on the popular children’s show, The Telletubbies.

Purvis Hunt – ticket-taker at T World.

Julius Richmond – Arena Football League tight end, living in Columbus, Ohio.

Donald Taylor – awaiting a renal transplant in Durham, NC.

Beasley Bumpass – operates the Beasley Bumper Cars, at T World.

Jamal Croom – drives the city bus in Sanford, Florida.

Eric Essom – Elvis impersonator, living in Las Vegas.

Clifton Pruitt – owns a landscaping service in Montgomery.

Danny Tirado – Eric Essom impersonator, living in Reno.

Danny Webber – data management position in Mobile; walks around with a retarded look on his face.

Jamar Jones – saw time in parts of three NBA seasons, most recently with Milwaukee in ’97; with money

running out, has asked agent to look into European options.

Riddick Parker – found dead in trunk of BMW in 1993; killer and motive never established.

Zeb Jones – KaneOil roustabout in west Texas.

Tim Lorie – middle management position at $30,000 per year; $30,000 in VISA debt.

Elijah X – ordained minister in Valdosta; promised congregation he will beat the drug rap.

John Holecek – recently moved with friend Brent Broede to state of Vermont, where the two exchanged vows

in what was among the first Civil Unions in that state.

Garry Connacher – apple picker in Washington state.

Kirby Dar Dar – manager of a Waffle House franchise, Roanoke, Virginia.

Derwin Lynch – lineman for Louisville Gas & Electric.

Brent Broede - homemaker in Bellows Falls, Vermont; very happy as "Mrs. John Holecek."

Junius Dawson - NBA superstar in San Antonio, with brand new $90 million contract.

Artie Green – in 7^th season with NBA’s Orlando Magic; tells friends that Jon Kane has promised him his

own World when he returns to Baton Rouge.

Anthony Mason – operates "The Juvon", T World’s virtual reality, high-flying, basketball simulator.

Robodaldo Duartes – returned to Spain in 1994, since which time "El Robo" has been one of the most

beloved and successful bullfighters in Spain.

Lester Hamby – Assistant Commissioner of the Southeastern Conference.

Billy O’Brien – assistant coach at Georgia Tech, under Maurice Gaynor.

Mike Broz – associate security director at Los Alamos National Laboratory in New Mexico.

LaMarcus Gould – KaneScout troop leader in Shreveport.

Cyrus McGinnis – now out of basketball (no known job) after one season in NBA and four in Europe.

Karlos Jackson – solid NBA guard, now with Heat after free agent jump from Seattle; still counted as a

Octavius Neptune – has played professionally in Italy, Holland, Israel, Turkey, Cyprus and France, and

served jail time in each country.

Damon Wilson – miraculously cured of a uniformly fatal form of lymphoma through the heroic efforts of

JC Dawkins – articulate lawyer in prestigious Baltimore law firm, and part-time analyst for CourtTV.

Barney Perkins – one of Nashville’s hot young Country artists, but 2^nd album disappointed.

Shabazz McGrew – promising NBA career cut short by fatal 1997 car crash which also killed former Alabama

teammates Malcolm Mackey and Harvey Thompson.

Melvin Drake – former site foreman for Neal Construction, Inc; Cedric Neal’s scapegoat for the throne

accident which killed Glenn Sedoris (see below).

Cornelius Crisp – roadie for Grand Mo Slam.

Cedric Gumm – early morning newspaper delivery route, in Pine Bluff.

Tito King – earned NBA contract after hard work in Europe paid off; getting limited minutes of Raptors’

bench.

Wes Peppers–once promising NBA career has stalled; entering a make-or-break season with Cavaliers.

Frenchy Sanders – one season in NBA, two in Europe; cut from the KaneStars in ’98 and quit the game.

Marcus Trotter – now playing professionally in Portugal.

Cephyus Bunyon – lyricist for Weird Al Yankovich.

Calvin Brewer – unemployed; living in Ocala.

Jerome Levins – patient transporter at University of Florida Medical Center.

Jim Burney – roadie for the Chattering Magpies.

Drennan Baker – drives Hostess delivery truck in Maryland; has put on 80 lbs since starting his route.

Jay Baxter – crossing guard at Stevie Williams Elementary School in Shreveport.

Damon Bethea – lost weight after rookie cut, and has been bench contributor with NBA’s Wizards since ’96.

Othello Henry – anchors the middle for the KaneStars; 1^st rap album debuts in December.

Ben Edney – owner of "Running of the Bulls," a popular Ole Miss campus sportsbar and restaurant.

Governor Williams – top aide and advisor to Mississippi Senator Trent Lott; considered a future political

Star after speech at Republican national convention in August.

Edwin Beechey – Knick standout, having recovered from two major surgeries to make NBA All-Star team.

Adam Fletcher – operates a bee farm in Biloxi; the state’s biggest honey producer.

Matt Olken - an actuarial scientist with Aetna Life & Casualty, Columbia, SC.

Fred Chavers – living in the Dallas area, under the alias Bill Parsons, for reasons that are not clear.

Silas Clay – in maximum security prison in Louisiana, after making threatening statements toward that

state’s Governor in 1998; no known release date.

DeMarco DeMaris – institutionalized since suffering permanent brain injury sniffing glue in 1998.

Vernon Drew - has held several menial jobs and stayed out of jail since leaving UT in 1995.

Darrin Horn – back in prison after violating terms of 1999 parole.

Tom Katucki – 1^st grader in Norwich, Vermont.

Dick Schmuck – no current job; lives back home with parents, in Dayton.

Alexous Scruggs – in 6^th season with NBA’s Celtics, who have elected not to offer a new contract.

Glenn Wisby – 3^rd year law student at Georgetown; interned last summer with the lucrative LA law practice of

Hammond, Cochran and Spence.

Dakron Dalide – a final cut for Serbia’s Olympic basketball team.

Curtis Kitchen – finally admitted to law school; wants to be a sports agent.

Trevor Teachey – 5^th year member of the NBA’s Denver Nuggets.

Alonzo Qadaffi – no real attempt to find a job yet; source of income unclear.

Les Dugan – Grand Wizard of the Arkansas KKK; ass’t manager of Denny’s Restaurant in Pine Bluff.

Tarik Thacker – recruiter for sports agent Roosevelt Reese.

Nathan Gilmore – still playing in Europe; NBA scouts are keeping tabs.

James Grady – down on his current prospects, asking the question "What could be lower than washing the

dishes at Nino’s Country Cookin’?"

Jimmy Kimbrough – cleans the toilets at Nino’s Country Cookin’.

Marcus Neal – wherabouts unknown.

Teo Petrovic – leading scorer on two-time Serbian champion; very popular locally.

Charlie Merritt – a loving wife, three small children, a good job and a house in the suburbs; gave it all up to

join Queon Kirksey’s entourage.

Ulysses Hatchett - assistant coach at Southern Indiana Community College.

Damon Hendrick – undrafted in ’95 as a hardship, but has found success in Italian league.

Jason Oby – maintains one of the dozens of unofficial LSU Basketball web sites, BayouBengals.com.

Moose Powell – recreation director in small Manitoba town; studying for zamboni license.

Eddie Schwartzkopf – new head coach at South Carolina, which he enthusiastically called "the culmination

Bobby Stringer – starting 2^nd year in English pro league, where he is best player on a week 2^nd division team.

Hector Ambrose – 3^rd year with NBA’s Pacers after two seasons in CBA.

Glenn Boler – administrative assistant at Providence College.

Eugene Collie – 5 year NBA veteran, contributing off bench for Bulls.

Mike Roper – stunt double for Harley Owen in recent thriller "Sudden Blunt Mutilation IV."

Carlo Davies – assistant coach at Marshall University.

Boris Piskun – like many former Wildcats, a real estate agent in Lexington area.

Micheal Pack – has bounced around the league, now with Toronto in his 5^th NBA season.

Thaddeus Word – announced retirement from KaneStars in May; named Louisiana Commerce

Garvin Holder – in his dreams, that overtime shot at the buzzer against Purdue goes in every time.

Chateau Piper – struggling to hold down a job; diagnosed with Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome stemming

from attempt to Run With the Bulls, which ended his basketball career in Pamplona in 1986.

Doxie Jordan – starting PG of Israeli champ, Maccabi-Elite Tel Aviv.

Jelphous Noonan – has seen Harley Owen’s "Sudden Blunt Mutilation IV" eight times.

Brian Del’Amico – will soon take over father’s trucking business in eastern Pennsylvania.

Nicky Pitts – saw time with NBA’s Utah Jazz, until knee injury forced retirement in 1999.

LeVeldro Simmons – recently interviewed for assistant coaching position under new Gamecock coach Eddie

Schwartzkopf.

Johnny Fat Jones – death row in Alabama.

Stephon Stamps – death row in Arkansas.

Speedy Williams - death row in Illinois.

Horace Bogart – owner of a cargo plane leasing business; big contributor to President Clinton and the

Democratic Party; has spent a night in the Lincoln bedroom at the White House.

Jehovah Jenkins – exciting CBA standout has never developed perimeter skills to get to the NBA; might now

use Vanderbilt degree to enter the conventional work force.

Reed Dugan – owns a recording studio in Nashville; big contributor to Governor Kane; has spent a night in

the Arthur Marks bedroom at KaneHouse.

Steve Penney – a Nashville millionaire, now retired at 26 after selling computer software company; has

taken up the guitar, preparing for the Mensa test.

Tyree Reese – undergoing experimental asthma treatments at The KaneClinic in New Orleans.

Elijah Berry – lifeguard at hotel pool, KanePlaza Resort, in Birmingham.

Chester Mangum – in LA; won’t rest until he finds he real killer of Nicole Simpson and Richard Goldman.

Duane Posey – CBA scorer with little hope of making the NBA.

Antonie Snow – sells Land Rovers at dealership of a prominent Razorback booster.

Orpheus Duncan – maintenance at KanePark in downtown Memphis.

Harkeem Mars – whereabouts unknown.

Tokembe Oke – after two years away from the game, working out in hopes of playing a couple years in

Europe.

Derek Gaddy – plays with Milwaukee Bucks of NBA; still improving.

Michael Templeton – chronic pain since 1997 KaneProAm, when struck by golf ball hit by former president

Gerald Ford; Ford settled; suits pending against Kane, Titlelist and Ping.

Marco Bangum – runs eponymous summer basketball camp in Athens.

Jay Gizzi – pharmaceutical representative recently promoted to central office in Philadelphia.

Tellas Lampley – toll collector, on the Metairie side of the Cameron Brown Bridge, near the Mississippi River

Delta in southern Louisiana.

Robbie McGowen – professional career likely over after major foot operation following the 2000 season.

Bobby Righi – kindergarten in Carmel, Indiana.

Carlos High – unemployed, in Indianapolis area.

Damon Bacote – recently renewed with CBA’s New Orleans KaneStars, reportedly for $20 million over

8 years (averaged 4ppg off the bench last year).

Tom Kane – kindergarten in South Hadley, Mass.

Ben Odoms – only now, in 5^th season, becoming a force with the LA Clippers.

Marcus Pauley – exciting starting PG in 5^th season with NBA’s Vancouver Grizzlies.

Bennie Council – makes extra money on weekends refereeing T-ball games (organized basketball games for

Greg Favors - dancer and choreographer in New York.

Obbie Goddette - operates the motorized head of The Governor, the animated, 90-foot replica of Governor

Kane featured at daily T World parades.

Pablo Spellman – the best defender in Cyprus’ pro league.

Duante Armstrong – bouncer in Natchez, Mississippi, bar.

Eddie Fagan – promising young high school coach with Division I aspirations.

Danny Jaeger – lawn maintenance service in Beaverhead, Montana.

Adolphus Prince – now out of basketball, banned from NBA after 2^nd drug violation.

Danyell Robertson – refused to take mandatory CBA drug test and retired prematurely because of it.

Markee Stuckey – dismissed from police academy in Biloxi, reason not specified.

Ron Bullock – back in Columbia, where he counsels local high school students and speaks about the

addictive powers of Vitalize.

Spotwood Burwell – former South Carolina assistant, now looking for job after Eddie Fogler’s recent firing.

Velpo Felps – the mute harpist in a struggling comedy team of four brothers; recent guest appearance on the

"Rootin’ Tootin’ Howie" Show failed to catapult them into the big time.

Al Schmeaux – continues physical therapy after 4 month hospital stay with severe burn injuries suffered at

New Year’s Eve party.

Marlon Townes – Dallas Maverick’s starting PG; unrestricted free agent after the season, who owner Amp

Davis intends to keep.

Horatio "Woo Woo" Cotton – awaiting sentencing on recent conviction of arson and assault charges

Funke Moses – disappeared shortly before due to testify before NCAA Infractions Committee; has not been

seen or heard from in 8 months.

Ron Hobby – solid and respected starter with NBA’s Dallas Mavericks.

Kenny Houser – Vanderbilt MBA in hand, now beginning that fawning climb up the corporate ladder, but

feeling professionally limited by being a fictitious player from a computer basketball league.

Clyde Simon – productive CBA scorer; invited to Hornets’ camp this summer.

Bo Dean Backus – sells corn dogs and pretzels, just outside the gates of T World.

Cyrus Bensen - junior account manager with Wilson Sporting Goods.

Tim Myers – regional manager of a computer retailer in Mobile; likes to dress in women’s clothes.

Linus Estes – uglier than ever (oooff!).

Wayman Bunch – has not impressed in 3 years with Atlanta Hawks, who are not likely to renew.

Otha Harris – - after averaging a double-double in the CBA drew not an ounce of interest from NBA scouts,

has decided to hang up the sneakers for good.

Kevin Clary – 1^st year varsity coach at high school in hometown of Warsaw, Indiana.

Boris Bullock – spokesman for the Kentucky Lottery.

Eulas Coe – provides bulk off the bench of the NBA’s Sacramento Kings.

Frank Pus – banjo player in small Appalachian village.

Antoine Dasher – runs the lucrative Jon Kane LSU Summer Basketball Camps in Baton Rouge; (the

Vanilla King – 3^rd year pro with NBA’s Timberwolves; Rookie of the Year in ’99.

Harley Owen – megastar of hit Hollywood action movies, calendars, one unsuccessful music album; national

spokesman for Viagra and Old Spice; (see SEC’s Richest Men).

Vernon Toomer – long range NBA bomber; option year at Utah.

Billy Mintzer – marginal NBA guard with Miami; would like to someday coach under Bob Maxfield.

Brian Storey – graduate student (mathematics) at Ole Miss.

Richie Canady – former Nike sales manager, now recruits preps to Nike camps and tournaments.

Bob Boada – fell out of bed and struck by lightening on the night of the drawing for the $200 million

Achmed Fahad – popular player in the growing Saudi league.

Claudy Richards – shot and killed during the UT alumni basketball weekend in Knoxville, April, 2000. Malcolm Crews – awaiting trial for the April, 2000 murder of Claudy Richards.

Alexander Hack – turned in his good friend, Malcolm Crews, for the $50 cash reward.

Glenn Sedoris – crushed by throne in 1997 during construction of The Governor’s Palace in Baton Rouge.

Elby Mings – high school basketball coach and civics teacher in hometown in Kentucky.

Musa Muhammed – frustrated on the end of the Golden State bench; wants an opportunity.

Marco Rogue – member of Canada’s Olympic handball team, competing in Sydney in September.

Tazz Armstrong – renewed for 3^rd year with French team.

Schlomo Golob – sits the bench for hometown team in Israeli pro league.

Darren Proctor – CBA contract not renewed; back in Tuscaloosa seeking employment and keeping in shape

By working out at U of A.

Jesse Hopper – T Juice vendor at The KaneDome.

Elmo McKinney – has found surprising NBA success, shooting 3’s for Phoenix Suns.

Chris Nathan – back home in Little Rock, making important political contacts and inappropriate sexual

advances.

Demetrius Ritchie – slowly realizing he may be a CBA lifer.

Nelvis Tipton – invited to rookie camp by NBA’s Rockets, but expects to return to Belgian league next year.

Harkey Bone – whereabouts unknown.

Charles Chiapetta – graduate assistant at the University of Washington; now shaving twice a day since move

to Seattle area.

Zenon Rodriguez – returned to campus, received B.S. degree in May.

Winston Slusher – sells Yellow Pages advertisements in Tuscaloosa.

Zachary Tinsley – despite $30,000 credit card dept and looming personal bankruptcy, has managed to build

and maintain a complete Tommy Hilfiger wardrobe.

Delmar Alexander – BellSouth cellular phone rep, living in Gainesville area.

Demetro Kennedy – showed improvement in 2^nd CBA season; scored 23 against the KaneStars in close win.

Otha Harris – bodyguard for T McKinley.

Ike Reece – bodyguard for T McKinley.

Wesley Chase – entering option year after breakthrough year with NBA’s NJ Nets; has hired agent Roosevelt

Reese, who is very publicly urging the Nets to "show Wes some love."

Simon Minor – starter with NBA’s Indiana Pacers; the Pacers’ most popular player and a community leader.

Merle Coe – returned to West Virginia in 1999; married his sister and had two children.

Jerris Coleman – rehabbing after knee injury ended 2^nd season with Orlando of NBA.

Edwick Calloway – restricted free agent after good season off Hawk’s bench; Atlanta plans to keep him.

Charles Lindsey – Greyhound bus driver, living in Jackson.

Corey Scheckel – 1^st year ass’t coach at Harvard, under Herman Hill.

Marquis Popp – broke into Junius Dawson’s Mercedes in June; got $300 in cash, two Grand Mo Slam CD’s

and some pot.

Johnny Temple – quit Turkish pro team after 1^st game, but later returned to lead his team in scoring.

Henry Temple – corrections officer at the federal prison camp in Pensacola, Florida.

Jonathan Mbalathini – at age 25, already a 4-time NBA All-Star, with a lucrative long term contract.

Rich Pence – preparing for LSAT; wants to go to law school.

Trenton Jones–left Knoxville in April ’99 for what he bragged was "a sweet offer" to play in the Ugandan

Scooby Skipper – shot and killed by Mark Schroeder (Ole Miss, ’78) during a standoff with London police at

the Owen-Ferguson wedding, July, 2000.

Sam Madison – awaiting sentencing after confessing to killing a Knoxville high school honor student

for his Juvon McGarry ‘Jambox’ sneakers.

Scholandus Sanders – suspended for 2 games in his senior year for "violation of unspecified team rules";

now on death row in Alabama for same violations.

Lester Schlump – has extorted thousands out of Chuck Maxfield and David Fair; nice Knoxville condo.

Ron James – see Scooby Skipper.

Kent Kennecut – divinity student at Yale.

Charles Maxfield, Jr – pre-school in Anchorage, Kentucky.

Ozzie Edwards – professional basketball career lasted less than one full year, with the Washington Generals,

the Globetrotter’s perpetual opponent; twice blasted teammates and management (including coach

Red Klotz) in the newspapers for "losing attitude;" eventually left the team by mutual agreement.

Ezra Powers – hard work in CBA has paid off with invite to Clippers’ summer minicamp.

Joshua Pucket – seldom gets off the bench of the CBA’s Rockford Lightening.

Ricky Leder – pool maintenance at KaneHouse.

Charley Roberson – expected to give up basketball career after difficult season in Israel.

Smokey Robinson – maintenance worker for city of Pine Bluff; lives for the weekends.

Tim Schumm – through family connections overseas, got contract with team in Italian B league; would like

to stay for a 2^nd year.

Terrance Teague – Swiss team will renew his contract for a 2^nd season.

Dominic Woodson – looking for direction after knee injury ended basketball career prematurely;

considering sales, Queon Kirksey’s entourage, or teaching.

Sherman Gully – maintains an unofficial Juanicus web site.

Eddie Stankiewitcz – put up huge numbers in British league; weighing several NBA camp invites.

Darrin Wimstadt – continues to defy skeptics, now in NBA; Charlotte’s PG of the future.

Mack Caldwell – not "the new Larry Bird" as Boston had hyped, but a solid NBA rookie.

John Renshaw – joined Jimi Holliday’s Right To Life Organization; will challenge the strict facial hair

policy.

Sadric Sloss –struggled with transition to pro game in rookie season with NBA’s Pistons.

Byron Wine – feels fortunate to have gotten a deal with a Spanish club.

Arthur Marks – instantly, a NBA mega-superstar in Seattle; engaged to Francine, no date set.

Joaquin Profit – encouraging rookie year with Timberwolves; has NBA game.

Rico Wright –rookie starter for KaneStars; declined several invitations to NBA camps.

Glen Oakes – restricted earnings ass’t coach at Ole Miss.

JoJo Jones – flag man for Neal Construction.

Billy Redeker – Memphis convenience store clerk, who, at the moment, is being held hostage by a gunman

in a botched robbery attempt.

Alphonzo Vance – plagued by mysterious headaches since senior season ended, which have prevented him

from pursuing career in Europe.

Damous Anderson – struggled in first NBA season with 76’ers.

Kevin Archer – intern in Harley Owen’s publicity department.

Valedictorian McKoy – at the moment, holding several hostages in a botched robbery of convenience store

in Memphis.

Maurice Mundy – trying to get out of 2^nd year of contract with Swiss pro team.

Quvodovis Weed – maintained what he called a close personal relationship with Arthur Marks and fiancé,

Will Curtis – deferring law school admission as he pursues professional basketball career in England.

I’Man Rush – first year of professional basketball in Greece; promises Sharon Maxfield he will return to

complete degree work.

Chris Ballard - killed during the Scalzitti Massacre, Sicily, summer of 1999.

Gianni Paschalis – returned to Italy to play professionally after two years starting for Crimson Tide; scoring

big for a low division Italian team.

Ory Vrable - killed during the Scalzitti Massacre, Sicily, summer of 1999.

Louis Pumphrey - killed during the Scalzitti Massacre, Sicily, summer of 1999.

Ian Gilley – transfered to MIT in summer of 2000.

Pepe Gomez – transferred to MIT, 2000.

Weasil Mingus – an inspiration to those within the LSU program, functioning as LSU student manager from

his wheel chair since his near fatal accident along Route 42 in Baskum County, Miss.

Juanicus Turner –the perpetual focus of two 24-hour cable channels: JuanciusTV ("All Juanicus. All the

Travius Townsend – LSU student manager.

Carmine Zambiti – killed during the Scalzitti Massacre, Sicily, summer of 1999.

Chewey Hughes – sacrificed eligibility in dealings with agent Roosevelt Reese; currently, hanging out in

Rosey’s Baton Rouge mansion.

Galen Navarro - killed during the Scalzitti Massacre, Sicily, summer of 1999.

Saddam Smith – awaiting trial on charges of cocaine trafficking, and possession of a firearm by a convicted

felon.

Jacque Dion – transferred to Stanford in 1999 to be closer to sweetheart Chelsea Clinton, who has since left

him for Georgia’s Louis Bell.

Joey Freeman – transferred to College of Charleston for more playing time.