Summer 2006 Envelopes

(short summaries from “30^th Extravaganza” PowerPoint presentation)

 

Envelope #1 – State  pick top-scoring underclassman  Wyatt Ringo

                         -becomes associated with Roosevelt Reese

                         -Roosevelt tries to convince Ringo about jumping to NBA

                         -since Ringo is TM 1, roll:

                           (2-5) NBA

                           (6-12) stays    

                           -rolled 7   stays at State

 

Envelope #2 – Auburn  after watching the Rootin Tootin Newton’s stand-up comic act,

                          Coach Norm Sloan feels invigorated.

                          -gain one free ENERGY ROLL

                           -used on Sean Huitt’s passing

 

Envelope #3 – Bama  must drop 2 recruits from its list 14 recruiting targets after

                         the Bama President, who was shown the hotel room Bama

                         reserved for the SEC Tournament (by none other than Simon Devine),

                         thinks the Athletic Budget for Bama Sports is too high.

                         - Phillip Hess and Chase Brewer are dropped from the list.

 

Envelope #4 – Kentucky  Coach Bob Boyd, while taking a whiz, bumps into

                          insurance salesman Jimmy Allen, who’s doing the same in the next stall.

                          -gain one free Insurance Roll

                           -used on Wesley Neagle’s offense

 

Envelope #5 – LSU  discovers a Brooklyn, NY PG named Hollis Watts.

                          -gain one extra recruiting roll next year on Watts.

 

Envelope #6 – Georgia  Frankie Hall grants an “any desired roll” that is questionable.

                          Is this valid???  Georgia must use it this weekend for it to be.

                           -used on Gus Justice’s offense

 

Envelope #7 – Florida  randomly pick 1 of the 14 recruiting targets and eliminate from list

                         of possible recruits.

                         -eliminate Michael Lipsey from Florida’s list.

 

Envelope #8 – Tennessee  The Professor, while attending the “30^th Extravaganza”

                         Awards Ceremony, happens to be sitting next to a recruit who isn’t

                         one of his 14 recruiting targets. This recruit is immediately impressed

                         with this chance meeting.

                         -Prentice Mobley commits to Tennessee on the spot.

 

Envelope #9 – Ole Miss  every SEC coach gets one free “30^th Extravaganza ENERGY ROLL”

                         from The Almighty Dupere. Except Frankie Hall steals one of these.

-         Ole Miss’ “30^th Extravaganza ENERGY ROLL” was the one stolen.

Envelope #10 – Vanderbilt  Queon Kirksey’s Posse instigates a riot after not winning a contest               

                           between all the posses present at the “30^th Extravaganza”. This riot escalates into

                           one of the SEC’s worst incidents since the “Scalzitti Massacre”.    

  -one player from Vandy and one other player randomly picked from all SEC teams

   (including Vandy) will be the victims.

  -Charles Whiteman and Bama’s Antonio Stone are killed.