Playground
at the Park
This one-act was perfomed as part of the 16th annual one act festival in June 2003 at Bakersfield Community Theatre. See http://www.bakersfieldcommunitytheatre.org
By
Brandon Seger
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Bakersfield Community
Theatre�2003 One-Act Festival
Characters
Nick
Josh
Brock
Bruce
A Girl
Two boys
[Lights up.� The setting is on a
playground. Nick and Josh are on stage.� Nick and Josh are around
seventh-grade age, 12 or 13.� The stage
consists of a bare playground setup.� On
stage is a swing set, a seesaw, a couple of poles, a set of monkey bars, a
bench, and a trashcan.� Nick is on
the swing, and Josh is digging nearby in the sand.� Two bicycles lie off to the side of the
stage.]
Nick increases
his swing and jumps off into the sand.�
He lands close to Josh.
Nick� Weeeeee!
Josh�
Be careful, will ya?� You could�ve ruined my sand castle.
Nick�
Oh, bugger.� You can
always build another one.� There�s plenty
of sand here.
Josh �[looking at watch] It�s
all most
Nick�
I�m still full from breakfast.�
Let�s play a little while. [He goes to the monkey bars.]
Josh�
Well, Dad said he wanted us to check back soon anyway.
Nick�
It�s a most beautiful day.�
Not a cloud in sight.� It�s a
perfect day to be at the playground.
Josh� It�s also a good day to go swimming, if you ask me.� It gets boring playing in the sand.
Nick�
We can go swimming later this afternoon.� Come on, we rarely come to the playground
anyway.� Look around you, at all these
places to play at.� We can do something
fun if you just think of something you want to play.
Josh�
There isn�t anything fun to do here.� Play on the bars.� Dig in the sand.� There�s nothing else here.
Nick�
Well, I�m here with you.�
I�m someone you can play with.�
It�s not like you�re here all by your self.
Josh�
There�s no one else at the playground today.� What fun is it when no one is here to play
with?
Nick�
You can play with me.�
Do you want to get on the seesaw?
Josh [Reluctantly] Sure.
Nick and Josh
mount the seesaw.� They rock on it.
Nick�
Faster!� Give it your weight.
Josh�
I can only rock it so hard.
[They say nothing for ten seconds, but continue to rock
on the seesaw.]
Josh [Stopping the movement.]
This gets boring quickly.� I want off.
Nick�
Fine.� What else do you
want to do?
Josh�
Why can�t we just go home?
Nick�
Besides that�
Josh�
You�re the one who wants to be here.� Think of something to do.
Nick�
All right.� Hmm�I
know!� How about I bury you up to your
neck in the sand?
Josh�
I�m not getting dirty!�
If you want someone in the sand, you do get in it.
Nick�
Ha, I didn�t think you would.�
Well�[thinks a moment as he looks around].� I know something else.� See the poles?� Let�s see who can climb to the top first.
Josh�
We�ve done that so many times before.� I always beat you.� It�s not worth it.
Nick�
Yes, but I�ve been waiting for a chance to surpass you.� Wait!�
Here comes someone.� It�s Brock!
[Enter Brock, who rides in on a skateboard.]
Brock�
Hello Nick.� Hey there,
Josh.
Josh�
At last, someone else has come.
Brock�
No one has been here, I see.�
I was just at home earlier, but I got bored so I hopped on my
skateboard.
Josh�
Tell me about it.� It�s
an awfully slow day.
Brock�
I was on my way to my friend�s house, actually.� I saw you two over here, so I came over.� But I must go.
Nick�
Off to your friends, eh?�
Very well.�
Don�t let us stop you.� We�ll see
you later.
Brock�
Bye.
Josh [Disappointedly.]
Later.
[Brock leaves off to stage left.]
Josh�
What now?
Nick�
Hmm�ah, I know.� [Nick
walks a few feet to where a stick is lying on the ground, and picks
it up.]� We can play tic-tac-toe in
the sand.
Josh�
Um�okay.
[Nick and Josh squat on the
ground.� Nick draws crosses in the
sand, and makes the first mark.� Josh takes
the stick and makes his mark.� They do
this a few times until Nick speaks.]
Nick [Drawing a line.]� Tic-tac-toe, three in a row!
Josh�
Aw, shucks.
They stand up, and Josh throws the stick offstage.
Nick�
Wait!� We could have
played another game of it, you know.
Josh�
Oh, well.� It�s a dumb
game anyway.� What�s the point of playing
it in the sand when you can play it on a chalkboard or on a paper?� Well, then, what can we do now?� You�re the one with all of the ideas.
Nick�
I don�t know.� Look
where we are.� We�ve got the whole
playground to ourselves.� I was having
fun playing on them, but you don�t want to do anything here.
Josh�
The reason is just that:�
there isn�t anything to do here! [Pause]� This isn�t a very good playground.� They didn�t build a lot of stuff to play on.
Nick�
But we can surely play on what they have built here.
Josh [Moving toward a park bench, then sitting on it.]� We�ve been here for
what, half an hour?� You�ve got to be
bored!
Nick �I�m not bored one bit.�
We came out to this playground to play�that�s the reason the playground
was made, isn�t it?� If you would just
cooperate, then we�d have something to do!
Josh�
We should have brought a ball.� Is there a ball around here? [Looks around him and peers distantly].� If we had a ball, we could at least play toss
back.� We can�t even do that.
Nick�
Okay�how about this.� We
can play a simple game of hide-and-go-seek.
Josh [Rising abruptly, with a brief laugh.] Hide-and-go-seek?� Don�t be ridiculous!� There�s nowhere to hide.
Nick�
Sure there is! Don�t you see the trees?
Josh�
But the tree trunks are not big enough!� We could easily see each other if we hid
behind one of them.
Nick�
Yeah�you�re right.�
Okay�I know!� If we can�t hide
behind the trees, then why don�t we climb them?
Josh�
I don�t think we can reach the lower branches�they�re too
high up.
Nick�
Well, then, you could lift me onto your shoulders, or I can
lift you onto mine, and then we should be able to reach the lowest branch.� That�ll work!
Josh
No. [Nick drops his
mouth with impatience.] Well, I don�t want to climb the tree!� This is a new shirt, and I don�t want to
dirty it by rubbing it against the bark or getting a green stain on it from the
leaves.
Nick�
So what if it�s a new shirt?�
After wearing it for many weeks, it�s going to get dirty anyway.� If it gets dirty, it can be thrown in the
dishwasher.
Josh�
I don�t care.� I don�t
want to get dirty right now.
Nick�
Goodness, Josh, you�re impossible!�
Let�s just play something!� We can
race, we can play tag, we can play hopscotch on the black top�what do you want
to do?
A ball bounces on from stage left.
Josh�
Hey, there�s a ball!
Nick [stopping the
ball and picking it up.]� Good!� You wanted a ball.� Now that we have one, let�s do something with
it.
Josh�
Toss it at me.
They throw the ball back and forth at each other for
several seconds.� Soon, a Girl enters
from stage left.
Girl� Hey, wait a minute!�
That�s my ball.� I was playing
with someone on the soccer field and I kicked it way over here.
Josh� Your ball?� Well�it came
to us and we were just playing with it.
Girl� Well, it belongs to us, and we�re not done playing with
it.� Please give me the ball back.
Nick [Holding the
ball after Josh throws it back to him.]� We�re sorry.�
Here.
Girl� [Retrieving the ball from NICK.]� Thank you.� Now, goodbye.
[Nick and Josh remain standing in
their positions for a few seconds without speaking.]
Josh� Oh, great!� Now we
don�t have anything to play with again.
Nick� Aw, don�t worry about it.�
What were we going to do, toss the ball back to each other for a whole
hour?� No way!� We can do something else.
Josh� Except that there isn�t anything else to do.� I don�t know why we even came here.� We should have gone to a friend�s house, or
something.� There would be a lot to do
there.
Nick� Why don�t you go back to building your sand castle?� I�ll get back on the swing or something.
Josh� But that�s boring.� We
were doing that just a little bit ago.
Nick� Well, then, we can think if something else to go.
Josh� I know what we can do.�
Want to hear it?
Nick� Yes, of course!
Josh� Let�s just�go home!
Nick No!
[Nick sits on the ground, and Josh slumps
back on the bench, both with folded arms.�
They simply sit and say nothing for several seconds.]
Nick� Wait! Here comes another person.
They stand up and both look toward stage left.
Josh�
Oh, great�it�s Bruce.
Enter Bruce the bully, accompanied by two other
boys.� Bruce has greased hair, and
is wearing jeans and a leather jacket.� Bruce
approaches Nick and Josh and comes to a halt.� The two other boys remain behind him.
Bruce [Sneering]
Well�what do you know?� It�s Nick and
Josh!� Two of my best
buddies.� Ain�t
that right, boys?
Nick�
What are you doing here, Bruce?
Bruce [Looking at the sky.] Why�I�m just riding outside on this beautiful day.� Enjoying the weather.� Smelling the fresh air�[Takes
a deep breath in through the nose.]
Josh� We don�t want any trouble, Bruce.� We were just here�uh�playing, that�s all.
Bruce Playing, huh?� I bet you�re having lots of fun playing by
yourselves at the playground.
Nick� It�s been boring, actually.�
There really isn�t anything to do here.
Bruce �Boring?� That�s a
shame.� Well, I know how we can solve
this problem�I know something fun we can do!�
See that trashcan over there?� How
about my friends and I stuff both of your heads in it!
Bruce and the
two boys advance on Nick and Josh, who are backing off.
Nick�
Look�why don�t you just get back on your fancy scooters and
leave?
Bruce�
And what are you going to do about it if I DON�T leave, punk?
Nick�
What are you going to do?�
What can you do?� Give us a�what,
a �fist sandwich?�
Bruce�
If that�s what you want, I can give you one!
Bruce punches Nick
in the stomach, and Nick clutches his stomach and sinks to the
ground.� The two boys go for Nick,
but Josh jumps in front of him and stops them.
Josh�
Stop this!� You want me
to go get my Dad?� How about you answer
to him!� You try giving him a fist in the
stomach!
Bruce�
You want one too, lame brain?
Josh quickly
squats, grabs sand in his hand, stands back up, and throws it in Bruce�s
face.� Bruce thows
his head back and swiftly rubs his eyes.
Bruce� You little punk!� I
ought to give you a smorgasbord of fists!
[The two boys jump in between Bruce and Josh
and separate them]
Boy #1� Enough, Bruce!� Let�s just
go!
Boy #2� Yeah, let�s not bother with these fools.
Bruce�
I�m warning you�if you ever pull a stupid thing like that
again, you�ll get into some big trouble at school!� You watch it!
Bruce and the
two boys return to their scooters.� They
all mount their scooters and pass Nick and Josh as they ride off
stage right.� After the three disappear, Josh
helps Nick back to his feet.
Josh�
Are you all right?
Nick� Yes, I�m fine.� It just
knocked the wind out of me.� [NICK
goes to sit on the bench.]
Josh� Let�s just not tell Dad about this, all right?
Nick� I�m not going to tell him anything.� [Rubs his stomach.]� Well�what can we do now?� There still isn�t anyone here.� Maybe if we wait a little longer, someone
else will come.� Someone good we can play
with.
Josh� I don�t think anyone else is going to come.� If someone else does come, it probably won�t
be anyone special.
Nick� Then until someone comes, we can play something else.
Josh� We�ve spent the whole time thinking of something to do, and
we�ve been bored out of our minds.� There
is nothing to do here.� I saw we go home.
Nick� No!� I don�t want to go
home! �I�m not going to let this ruin our
fun. We came here to play, and gosh darn it, that�s what we�re going to
do.� It�s been a lame weekend, and I�ve
been waiting the whole time to go out of the house and do something.� So today we come to the playground.� There is no reason to go home yet!� It is still daylight, we need only return if
the sun begins to set.� Home is just a
few blocks away.� We�re perfectly fine
where we are.� Now, if we can just think
of something else to do, we can do it!
Josh Nick�
Nick� Yes�?
Josh� Let�s just go home.
Nick� Oh�all right!
They go to their bicycles, mount them, and ride off to
stage left.� All that remains on stage is
the skim playground set, and the sound of a breeze.� Lights fade.