Me: back!
Five: ok. do you have a pen?
Me: what? no. hang on.
Five: fine ok.
(1-2 minuites later)
Me: ok im back. and this time, im packing heat.
Five: excuse me?
Me: I have a pen.
Five: right ok. you need to write down this nummber im going to give you
Me: and this is trisha's nummber?
Five: (for the THIRD TIME he fucking laughs, like a nob) yes, this is the nummber trisha gives out on air
Me: oh goody.
Five. ok the nummber is ****
Me: yup
Five: ***
Me: yup
FIve: ***
Me: yup
Five: got that?
Me: nope
Five: (getting angry) right ok. can you copy it down as I give it to you this time?
Me: sure
FIve: ok. ***** *** ***
Me: 213. ok thank you.
Five: my pleasure
Me: yeah. and before you go, can I ask you a question?
Five: erm...you can if you want.
Me: yay. ok. you know trisha used to be on ITV?
Five: yeah....
Me: and now its on Five?
Five: yeah I know. whats your point?
Me: well, I was just wondering, if the ITV version of trisha, and the FIve version of trisha had a fight, which one would win?
(huge fucking pause)
Five: I dont know.
(discontected)
I expect my invite to the trisha show within the hour.