yes, by popular demand here is the feature length episode of;
THE ORIGINS OF MURCURY MAN!
as mrs murcury pushed the baby out of her vagina, she let out a sqeel of plesure. for a dwarf was at that moment plesuring her analy.
"wah" said the baby, "wah wah wah"
"congratulations mrs murcury, ITS A BOY!" said the tramp, as he took a swig of his tramp juice.
"wow. a little baby all of my own," said mrs murcury, "and this one is much cuter then the one I stole from that orphanage!"
"im a tramp." said the tramp, "but I still want paying for delivering that baby."
mrs murcury pulled out a laser, and shot the tramp in the leg 83 times.
"take that you stinky smelly ass tramp bastard" she said, crying because the tramp was actually her husband, dressed as a tramp.
as the police took the dead tramp/husband away, mrs murcury looked at her son.
"wow." she said, "actually, your an ugly son-of-a-bitch. I prefer that black child I stole from the orphanage actually. mabye if I throw you off a clif, you will die?"
"no" replied the baby, "im a little bitch to kill."
"jesus fuck!" said mrs murcury, "he can talk!"
"yes indeed mother," said the baby, "I can talk, I can talk, I CAN SIIIIING!"
"no you fucking cant" said mrs murcury, "now shut up and suck my tit. asshole."
the baby latched onto mrs murcury and began to suck her dry, like he was a pump and she was a..erm...pump..er.
anyway, the point is the baby was sucking its mothers breast.
"oh" said mrs murcury, "oh that feels soooo good! OH OH!"
as she squitred her precious liquid everywhere, the baby wondered off. but mrs murcury caught up and threw a bottle at his head.
"DONT EVER DO THAT AGAIN!" she said, "JUST BECAUSE MUMMY WAS HAVING AN ORGASM, DOESNT MEAN YOU RUN OFF!"
"Ok mother," said the baby, "I just didnt want to get covered in your godamn vaginal juice"
"NITHER DOES HITLER BUT DO YOU SEE HIM RUNNING OFF?" said mrs murcury, "NO! YOU DONT! SO GET BACK HERE AND LICK MY TIT!
dave murcury put his hand up.
"double vaginal?" he said, hoping he was right. whoever got the most right answers got a short go on Mrs cunt's breasts.
"correct," said Mrs cunt, "have some points."
"what do the points do?" said dave.
Mrs cunt threw a rubber at him.
"get bent" she said, and then she threw some crap at him.
he dodged it, and began writting some stuff in his maths book.
"now class," said Mrs cunt. I want you to all start chanting. prehaps sing a vodoo hymn, I dont mind. but its inportant that we pray for that child in the radioative ward at the hospital. its very radioactive, so whoever goes to visit him will be exposed to high levels of radiation. now who wants to go and see him?"
"I WILL!" shouted dave "I have never seen a child dying of cancer before!"
"fine" said Mrs cunt, "leave now. the hospital is over five years walk away."
"why cant I take a car?" said dave.
"because car's are for the black people only" said Mrs cunt. "Now fuck off."
"hello," said the recoptionist, "would you like to come in, and see someone sick or dying?"
"oh yes please!" said dave, "im here to see my friend radioactive john."
"right this way sir," said the recptionist, "but be quick. I've got AIDS.