ellen: thats me
Me: shut up.
ellen: ok
Me: so. my first question. why do you moan so much?
ellen: because I hate the world and want to punnish you all.
Me: hah ok. why do you hate the world?
ellen: because no one takes my boating seriously.
Me: fuck you.
ellen: your a nice man
Me: get bent. my next question. did you ever piss yourself off on that boat?
ellen: oh yeah. I got so fucked off with myself, I tried to slit my own throat. but I didnt have any razors, so I used my own skin. I had to rip one of my fingers off. but I surrivived.
Me: damn.
ellen: yeah it was hard work on that boat...
Me: piss off.
ellen: oh. by the way orion, your very very sexy. please may I suck your cock?
Me: whoa! get away from me! I dont want your whining mouth anywhere near my manhood!
ellen: please? just a quick blowie? I have never had a boy friend before, because I just moan.
Me: I am not letting you suck me. just piss off, you stupid hag
ellen: I like cats.
Me: jesus. right. annother question: do you think you deserve your damehood?
ellen: of course I dont. I am a moaning lesbian, and I only got my damehood because I slept with the queen.
Me: right ok. thanks ellen, you have been a shite guest.
ellen: just a quick blowie?
Me: RIGHT THATS IT! (gunshots, followed by dry clicking)
ellen: !!!!
Me: ellen, thank you.