I want it gone from my life.
actually i want more bleeping ringtones gone from my life. its these....dribbling morons, watching bo selecta, only pausing to masturbate, who download the latest ringtone and suddenly think there some sort of comedy genius or something. I hate these people. if all these people were dead I wouldnt laugh I would fucking bust a gut and then die of blood loss from the gaping laughter wound in my side.
anyway the crazy frog. one of the reasons the crazy frog is invading my conciounce so much is for this very reason:
I flew to orlando last week. (The only place where the fat rule the earth) can you guess whats comming? oh yes on the plane, a man sat next to me had said crazy ringtone. his phone went off sure, but I could deal with it once. mabye even twice. what I couldnt deal with was that "crazy fucking tone" EVERY. 10 MINUITES. ON. A. 6. HOUR. PLANE. JOURNEY.
needless to say, he was the one experincing "minor turbulance" when I KICKIED HIS FACE THROGH A WALL. twat. I hate that frog, I hate that frog, I hate that frog. I HATE THAT FROG.
frogs cant ride motorbikes. its not possible. (unless it was a giant mega frog, and that would look monstrous wouldnt it?)
All I want is a dead crazy frog. is that too much to ask? one dead frog who cares? please let his dinging stop right now. I cant take it anymore. I really cant. I never ever beg but this time I have to. please, to the makers of the crazy frog, please. Its driving me insane. if I commit suicide and somone finds this article, they will know why and you WILL be sued for manslaughter. this is the mighty orion on his knees begging. please let the frog die. your never gonna see orion like this again folks. 2moz its back to kicking ass and taking names.
anyway, fuck the frog, I'm going back to my room to sit in a chair and rock back and forth in a chair going A ding ding ding ding....