so, here is my plan to overthrow the UN:
1. kill a load of people.
2. kidnap that bastard, whats-his-name
3. hold the UN to ransom untill they install me as the president
4. take over the UN, and fire all the libral pussyassfaces, like geroge bush (even he is WAYYYY to libral for me)
5. blow up the comunist HQ. (note: im not sure where the comunist HQ is, but its probably in comunistland)
6. sit on my big UN throne, and get my buttler to preform dances and serve me cocktails, and wine. oh and, toasted sandwiches. man, they rule.
so now im president of the UN, I need a new look. coz this look aint good for being a president of anything:
so after some surgury, I would end up all handsome and presidential. so then, I would have to make some decisions. here is my solutions to world problems:
AIDS crises in africa: bomb them
peace in the congo: bomb the shit out of them
the war on terror: yup you guesed it, bomb them some more
mary kate and ashley: fuck them, then bomb them
yeah see? that is fucking gonna solve everything. and everyone who has a disease is a moron. IT SAYS ON THE PACKAGING "DO NOT PUT IN MOUTH! SO DONT PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH!!!!" idiots.
also, the UN would be much cooler with me there. we would have rap music, pringles, and the assorted snacks. AND I would install a godamn mini bar in the translator room, so all the translators get drunk and mess with the headphones so it sends screaming down the headsets, like in that james bond film. you know, the one with the woman. and the gun. and the bit where he gets AIDS. ok I might have drempt that bit. man that was a cool dream. I was in charge of this website, where I just talk crap and...wait. thats not a dream! THATS RIGHT NOW ARGHHHH! ALAH AKBAH!
so what have we learnt from today? we have learnt that the UN are fine gentlemen, and that I am a male hooker with two heads.
goodbye