| album review: tourist, by the band athelete! | ||||||
| track listing: 1. the only time I ever orgasmed was with you 2. Love, parrots and drunk drivers 3. I hit an old man 4. I belive the moon makes me angry 5. answering machine of love 6. cult lol (extended racist remix) 7. no one knows the time in iraq (because they exploded) 8. wires |
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| Today, I am reviewing the album tourist, by athelete. the band first started in 1876, when they were called "athletic man" and they were a big sucesss. Then when they died, they decided that they would keep playing music. so now, all these years later, they have realised this album! some of the songs have a deep meaning to them. such as "the only time I orgasamed was with you" is about a man who only orgasmed once with this fucking ugly girl, and he is really sad about it. and then "cult lol" thats a typo. the band wanted to call it "cunt loop" but it didnt work out. anyway. the band have a certain "je nais ce quois" about them. I dunno why it is. they just seem to be magical trolls, from the land of narnia. I like the lead singer Magia liamool best, because of his sweet face, and his big guitar. my favourite song on the album is wires, because its the only one I have heard. the rest are just really boring. except "answering machine of love" thats really good. because it has a sample of a man doing dirty things in the toilet. I dont know what he was doing, but he was going "Oh oh oh oh oh Ann, oh, show me your testicles" anyway, I would give this album: 3/5 it is a very good album to listen, when chopping some wood. BEATACH! |
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