album review: tourist, by the band athelete!
track listing:
1. the only time I ever orgasmed was with you
2. Love, parrots and drunk drivers
3. I hit an old man
4. I belive the moon makes me angry
5. answering machine of love
6. cult lol (extended racist remix)
7.  no one knows the time in iraq (because they exploded)
8. wires
Today, I am reviewing the album tourist, by athelete. the band first started in 1876, when they were called "athletic man" and they were a big sucesss.
Then when they died, they decided that they would keep playing music. so now, all these years later, they have realised this album!
some of the songs have a deep meaning to them. such as "the only time I orgasamed was with you" is about a man who only orgasmed once with this fucking ugly girl, and he is really sad about it. and then "cult lol" thats a typo. the band wanted to call it "cunt loop" but it didnt work out.
anyway. the band have a certain "je nais ce quois" about them. I dunno why it is. they just seem to be magical trolls, from the land of narnia. I like the lead singer Magia liamool best, because of his sweet face, and his big guitar. my favourite song on the album is wires, because its the only one I have heard. the rest are just really boring. except "answering machine of love" thats really good. because it has a sample of a man doing dirty things in the toilet. I dont know what he was doing, but he was going "Oh oh oh oh oh Ann, oh, show me your testicles"
anyway, I would give this album:
3/5
it is a very good album to listen, when chopping some wood. BEATACH!
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