Things I hate and why by Mighty Domo-Kun.

 

Arrogant people who know nothing about anime but still comment on it: “hay isn’t anime that thing with sailors in it?” “Hey why do you watch anime that’s animated porn isn’t it?” Oh my god I hate these people so much, as you can probably tell I am an anime fan so noting pisses me off more than people telling me that its porn or its only about teenage girls fighting evil with lame powers or getting raped or both. If any of you wankers who say theses things are reading this GO AND DIE IN A HORRIBLE PAINFUL ACCIDENT. (Preferably one involving various sharp objects) For those who don’t know what anime is just forget you read this in fact leave this website and find out what it is for you self (hint: its not porn whatever you friends might say).

 

Excessive political correctness: you know what I mean “you cant watch that program because the colour scheme may offend Jews” or “ you cant read that book because it doesn’t depict god as being almighty and perfect in every way” or perhaps something even worse like “you cant talk about the three little pigs because the story may offend animal rights activists”. That sort of thing just gets me so angry I want to scream, I mean people have a right not to be offended but when its so obscure that even the people who are supposed to be offended don’t understand why they would be offended or it prevents any form of free speech what the point? Soon they will just ban religion and race all together then no one can be offended wont that be nice?

 

Pokemon (TV Show): yes I did watch Pokemon in my youth, yes I did know all the Pokemon by number, yes I still have all 356 of my Pokemon cards and yes I still own 4 of the gameboy games. So why do I hate it so much now you ask? BECAUSE IT NEVER ENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its been marketed in every signal way imaginable form toilet paper to condoms AND THERE STILL MAKING NEW EPISODES OF IT! WHEN WILL THEY LET IT DIE? MAKE NEW EPISODES OF A MORE RECENT BETTER ANIME INSTEAD OF CLINGING ON THE PAST JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN MAKE MONEY FROM IT! SURLY THEY CANT MAKE MUCH MORE MONEY OUT OF IT?

 

“Real” Wrestling (WWE) fan boys: shouldn’t really need much of an explanation for this. if you’re a “real” wrestling fan boy or girl remember just because you keep saying to your self “it is real, its not fake” doesn’t mean it is.

 

Electronic Arts: the Microsoft of the gaming industry, they seem to make way too many games and I getting fed up with see their lame ass logo shoved in my face every time I go into a game store. AND I SWEAR IF ANYONE SAYS “EA Sports, its in the game” I WILL SMASH THERE FACES IN AND FORCE THEM TO WATCH EVERY EPISODE OF POKEMON EVER CREATED WITH LAME AMERICAN DUBBING! I really would not mind so much if 90% of the games EA are involved with weren’t total crap, but sure occasionally they do make a decent game but I still cant forgive them just as I cant forgive Microsoft if they were to release a computer without 5000 runtime errors occurring every 5 seconds.

 

N-Gage: WOW it’s a MP3 player, a phone AND a games console all together in one! Oh but wait the screens to small to play games on and most of them are lame anyway, but that’s ok because its still a phone and an MP3 player! Oh but wait it seems the designer of the phone component of ht N-Gage was smoking pot when me devised the layout making it extremely difficult to use as a phone (the speakers were in the side of the phone for those not in the know). So all it really does is play music. I-pod anyone?  

 

Gamzvill (TV show): Quite possibly the worst thing ever created its just two retarded guys reading off an auto cue (they make that painfully obvious) about games that they’ve never played while what looks like an army of illegal immigrant children in the back round stares at the camera and then every few minuets they go and talk so some wired guy in there loft who then dispenses cheats for games so fast that you couldn’t possibly have enough time to document or memorise them down before he’s finished. But that’s ok because the show is so like wicked man, I mean look they spelt games with a Z! That’s just so cool dude! I like totally love it when the presenters end every sentence with wicked! It just so rules! Those marketing guys and sky one sure know their shit they’ve like totally tuned the show in to my generation! (Somebody shoot me now after watching this program I want to die).

 

When games Attack (TV show): the only thing worse than Gamzvill, its basically the same rehearsed stupid game that has reviews that make no sense but instead of two presenters and an army of random children its just one ugly fat bloke in fact I strongly suspect he has eaten the whole Gamzvill cast and transformed into one mega ultra gay fat stupid presenter in the process. There is noting worse in this world than this show if you think anything is bad, trust me your wrong this is as bad as anything can get. I would rather be slowly disembowelled with a teaspoon than ever have to watch this poor excuse for a TV show ever again.

 

Trisha: I would like to mention that I am righting this with no pressure for Orion whatsoever, he is defiantly not holding a gun to my head and telling me that I hate Trisha when I have never seen her show and he most certainly isn’t demanding that I create an anti-Trisha mod for never winter nights. Trisha is dumb and crap and all those things that Orion is defiantly not shouting in my ear for me to type let’s leave it at that.

 

Orion (he made this site duhh): what can I say? He’s a bastard of the worst kind, he rude, he’s hateful and he made this horrible website, what more do you need to know? [Note to Orion: please don’t kill me I wrote I hate Trisha dint I? Please have mercy!]